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More timely than ever now.

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best site ever

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Its almost as if you think you can even compare to me<br /><br />We all know your a nobody, but now we also can add delusional to the long list of character flaws you have. You have no skills and no creativity, you will never be funny like me or any of the other YTMND legends, and nobody will ever even remember your name. Get good bucko, otherwise you are not welcome here.

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Moon Man is the best ever

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Moon Man is the best ever

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Moon Man is the best ever KKK

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possibly the best moon man site title ever....

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I cannot imagine Trent smiling....ever....

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Says the guy who has posted more shitty sites/comments on one acc't than I ever did on dozens. also, just because you seem confused by what words mean: "continually" = not in years

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nobodys ever there and every friday this is there

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Today's Final Jeopardy! answer is: [i]www.xat.com/YTMND0[/i]<br /><br />Question: [i]Where do a bunch of friendless FAGGOTS!!! hang out for hours online because nobody would ever hang out with them IRL?[/i]

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Did we ever turn away from it?

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in the running for best ytmnd ever

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this gif will never ever get old

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The sun and moon god do the dance of chaos, their philosophies ever so opposed come together to synthesize something anew.

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Owned in an instant. Thats life. One moment you're having fun, the next, devastated by reality. Fuck yeah. It can happen at any moment. Even if you are literally just sitting still in the safest bunker ever made eating healthy food after the perfect amount of sleep every night for the last 6 months just being completely relaxed and happy your heart might just stop out of nowhere and your entire soul just gets shat out of the universe. Fucking eternal ownage. More people get born and think they are something just because the experience of being human is all consuming and finally when they have a life to look back at and feel like a whole person, the universe owns them... or even BEFORE that! The amount of pwnage that can happen in a life is truley astonishing

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#3. YOU DO NOT "STUDY" POLITICS AND HISTORY. YOU READ OPINIONS ON THE INTERNET AND THROW OPINIONS ON THE INTERNET AROUND AS THOUGH THEY ARE NOT OPINIONS YOU'VE CRIBBED FROM THE INTERNET BUT FACTS THAT YOU UNEARTHED OVER THE COURSE OF UNIQUE, PRIMARY RESEARCH IN THE FIELDS OF HISTORY AND POLITICS. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING FUCKWITTED DIPSHIT WHO UNDERSTANDS NEITHER "RESEARCH" NOR WHAT IT MEANS TO "STUDY"--TO SAY NOTHING OF THE WORD "FACT." IT KILLS THE ENTIRE PROJECT OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU FART OUT ANOTHER BULLSHIT OPINIONATED SHIT STAIN OF A SENTENCE PASSED OFF AS "ARGUMENT." <br /><br />#4. AS YOU WILL, JUST AS YOU ALWAYS DO, RESPOND TO ME ATTACKING YOU IN THIS MANNER WITH A PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A PERSONAL RETORT THAT HAS NO TEETH BECAUSE WE ALL HERE KNOW WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED FUCKTARD YOU ARE, I WILL HEAD YOU OFF BY NOTING THAT NOTHING I'VE SAID ABOUT OR TO YOU, AS MEAN AS I GET, COULD EVER POSSIBLY BE AS HUMILIATING AND DAMAGING TO YOUR PERSON AS WHATEVER FUCKING MORONIC BULLSHIT THAT YOU WILL TRY TO TYPE NEXT IN YOUR DEFENSE. YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST TROLL, YOU SAD, STUPID, PATHETIC, CLUELESS, WITLESS, SIMPLETON OF A FUCKING FUCK. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY BEHIND--WHICH WE ALL ALSO KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T DO BECAUSE YOU ARE SO WITHOUT MERIT OR ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO FALL BACK ON IS FALSE PRIDE AND UNHINGED NARCISSISM CLOUDING THE ABILITY THAT TYPICAL HUMANS POSSESS TO IDENTIFY WHEN THEY ARE MAKING ASSES OF THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC AND TO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT WHEN SMARTER, MORE ARTICULATE PEOPLE HAVE WITHOUT QUESTION SHUT THEM DOWN.<br /> <br />#5. GOOD FUCKING GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE AS FUCKING STUPID AS YOU ARE MANAGES TO WANDER THROUGH EVERYDAY LIFE WITHOUT FALLING INTO A HOLE OR EATING THROUGH HIGH VOLTAGE WIRES OR TRYING TO FUCK A SUBWAY GRATE. IT BOGGLES THE MIND HOW YOU MAKE IT THROUGH EACH HOUR, MUCH LESS EACH DAY.

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Jesus fucking christ, madDoge, why don't you ever learn to shut the fuck up? You seriously have no fucking idea what you're talking about and you demonstrate it every fucking time you pull on your "thinking diapers" and get close to a keyboard, you bong smoke-filled cancer on the ass of all that is logical and intelligent.<br /> <br />This is not a binary operation where the "opposite" of global neoliberal hegemony is Maoist or Stalinist or whatever shortcut you fucktards choose to set up as examples of "Marxism." If you're so fucking stupid as to believe that this is the only choice, then you deserve whatever "fascist" internment camp you think those crazy "liberal" "socialist" "Obama lovers" are going to dump you in. Not because I disagree with you--dissent is fine, from most places it might arise--but because you're a fucking moron who couldn't see (or comprehend) the reality of our global exploitative condition if it fucked your mother with a Keystone pipeline while smoking Marlboro reds and drinking the blood of the corpses of the hundreds of children who died to mine the rare earth in the fucking iPad you use to keep track of where you left your brain. Fuck wit.

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Yeah, even the mass marches, I'm not sure that they were ever effective as anything more than political theater. Once the protests failed to amount to voting blocks or effective boycotts, they all become pretty toothless imo. Too, I'd quote Saul Alinsky's “A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag," but that's been quoted too much...

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While I agree with his general premise, we are witnessing an age where capital is entirely capable of absorbing, even co-opting, its own critique. In the US, hegemony smugly praises itself as "welcoming" dissent and diversity of opinion, all while subsuming any radical gesture into the spectacle. Just ask any dedicated radical (from any political ideology) who's ever worked "behind the scenes" to organize anything, from SDS to OWS to the Tea Party movement: there's a reason the people in the stupid hats and face makeup, at whatever rally, sit-in, or protest we're talking about, are the first to be approached, interviewed, featured, etc.

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I actually didn't use any form of script. Don't you ever just take a day and enjoy random.ytmnd.com? Or every site that uses the Simple Plan asset? Or are you just being a sour puss because I've now voted 1 more times than you've voted at all?

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If you or any of your pals ever spit on one of us, you are going to get pretty hurt.

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you are right and i noticed i did not do very many key words either... i agree it is one of the funniest commercials ever....lets keep the funny going....5!

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So when you whine about people being pokemons because they all go gay gay gaga by making stupid shit popular, does the part of your dick that's gay for fearcondom turn red and get all hurty? One minute you attack reddit for being one of lamest things ever to hit the internet, the next you've got FC's dick so far down your throat you can lick his asshole. What, pray tell, Master of the Funny, do you think drove the traffic to your All Mighty Fearcondom's groundbreaking imgur post? Rapier sharp witted connoisseurs of fine subtle humor from the most elite corners of Internetowne? Or the same fart-huffing, Family Guy watching, sparkly-kitty-GIF liking dipshits that bounce back and forth between posting about their favorite Nickelodeon shows on Reddit, watering their organic soybean crops in some fucktarded Facebook game, watching whatever hi-lar-i-ous YouTube video Tosh.0 played last night, and Ooooohh! Oooohhh! I think I just came in my pants! That animation on the internets of Van Damme playing the drums is so frickin' funne!!!!<br /> <br />The answer is: you're a wannabe fearcondom and it's sad to watch and it makes you look even more pathetic around here because, as chumpy as ol' MC White Wine is, at least people like him.

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Just about the coolest thing ever.

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lol surprised no one ever did this before.

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"Now that I think about it..." is the funniest thing you've ever said or done here. mDS think, haahahahahaha.<br /> <br />haahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaah<br />ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha<br />hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahah<br />aahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah<br />ahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha<br />hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa<br />hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah<br />ahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaha<br />haahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha<br />hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahah<br />ahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha<br />ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha<br />hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah<br />ahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaah<br />ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha<br />hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahah<br />aahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah<br />ahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha<br />hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa<br />hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah<br />ahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaha<br />haahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha<br />hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahah<br />ahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha<br />ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha<br />hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah<br />ahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. heh.

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Best YTMND ever. It was worth it to wait 8 years after YTMND started.

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holy fucking shit, one of the most awful voices i have ever heard in my life

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How the fuck is it that users like you,who are all up in the ass of ytmnd "lore" like a bunch of retarded 13-yr olds, don't know who made just about the best site ever?: <br />mariomakesasandwich.ytmnd.com<br /><br />Not to forget this gem, shaqzonelol.ytmnd.com, which crushes every single damn site fourest ever mushed together from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Home Alone, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, and/or any other stupid nostalgia-dripping video he rented out of whatever the Canadian knockoff version of Redbox is.<br /><br />I guess now that you've killed radio [i]AND[/i] podcasting you figure you'll try your hand at fucking the corpse of ytmnd?