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You'd suck Jesus's dick to get into heaven and finger the Virgin Mary just so she'd smile at you but it still wouldn't be enough -- you'll always be nothing more than a fucking pathetic faggot with the most faggoty fag fag voice on the internet.

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no, i didnt. but i started out that way right? <br /><br />and to faggot below me, am i writing afucking book? spelling? what?

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This is funny because so are both of you FAGGOTS!!!

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It comes as no surprise to those of us who don't deliver pizzas for a living that you have no idea what you're talking about. But I will agree with one word in your retort: you are a [b]FAGGOT!!![/b]

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bunch of nigger lovers. fuck you this site wasnt never nothing but anonimity internet hating bunch of fucking faggots anyway with your i want votes. now thi sis the most shtties site ver. you aint gonna get away with it, with your ooh i love poison food shit either your genetically modified shit. SO GO FUCK OFF im outta here. godamn emo gruop.<br /><br />this site get upvoted to any, within whatever YOUR ALL MORONS. <br /><br />fuckthis enojoy it without. cuaseyou need vieweers to proliferate your fucking bullshit yo8u write and ingroe anything smat. GO FUCK YORUSELVES> im out of this fucing stupid shit. go repeat yoru matrix and whaetver dumb ass other shit you done for however many years now. CUASE IM GONE.

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that has nothing to do with nothing, theyre using jewgle. so why don tyuou go over to suck\tubes wher you say you gots a right to it and use it then. faggot. which your a hypocrit for saying that. this site is uncreative. stupid and worst every ill leave. glad none of you faggots here, who like your votes or whatver else reason your here for have nothing to say. about a user.

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It's not your original account so it's an alt. You faggot.

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jesus CHRIST you are a whiny, braying faggot

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I hope your actually a faggot so when you try to have sex you will take it up the butt and get aids and die.

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If you were any more of a faggot, even just the slightest bit, your colon would distend and reach out to permanently attach itself to your dick.

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Because he's a fucking talentless compulsive disordered [b]FAGGOT[/b]!!!

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mr driver? more like armed faggot cocksucker

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I have heard through the ytmnd gossip mill that that particular discussion was significant in the wave of users who subsequently decided I was a pc race traitor libtard "FAGGOT!" or whatever the kids are calling people who understand the subtleties between who eats at Church's, Popeye's, Kennedy, Crown, Harold's, Roscoe's, Gladys Knight’s, Federal Donuts, or a damn KFC in the suburbs with an ole slave mastah for a logo and Sweet Home Alabama as their theme song.<br /> <br />Next time any of y'all are in NYC, check out who's going in and out of the Red Lobster in Times Square--that is, who goes all the way to the city with the best restaurants in the US and eats at the got-damn Denny's of seafood.

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tosh.0 was a real faggot in that interview, being as racist as he could be. bubb rubb would agree with me.

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you know, you always were a faggot nigger

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who are the gay fucking users who log in to upvote this worthless piece hip garbage? I remember that same goddamn triangle gif some months ago yet had some kind of gay 80s throwback sample beat track on it by your favorite up and coming gay band. the up and coming sites are upvote by faggots on tumblr.

[b]Corrections:[/b]<br /> <br />"[b]G[/b]od[b],[/b] you[b]'re[/b] such a fucking faggot[b].[/b] i would like to fucking write a big ass research book and get it published by MIT [b]Press[/b] [b]to[/b] say why you[b]'re[/b] such a bad fucking influence on student[b]s.[/b] [b]G[/b]o fuck yourself[b],[/b] you left[b]-[/b]wing cunt."<br /> <br />I charge by the character for my editing services. You owe me your left nut.

[b]god your such a fucking faggot i would like to fucking write a big ass research book and get it published by MIT tech and say why your such a bad fucking influence on student, go fuck yourself you left wing cunt.[/b]

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go take up for a godamn nigger you fucking fagot. come on do somehting about it fucking nigger. lover. what you gonna do ? cfome on do somehting faggot get people to take up for you rnigger loving ass like anyone fucknig cares about niggers.

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i dont care faggot im not the one who makes the shitty small keys keyboards like retards, i know its you

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I'm not dead you faggot fuck.

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this is so fucking gay. its top viewed because only faggots like pokemon, goddammit. i fucking hate pokemon and i hate anyone who makes pokemon sites, you waster your fucking time to make this piece of dumb shit that contributes to nothing. i should fucking kill you.

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[...] In short, I come here to blow off steam. After a day of teaching Plato, Benjamin, or Manovich to my undergrads or, in my own studies, reading Bergson, Deleuze, Massumi, Galloway, Kittler, etc, or after sitting in seminars with pointy headed peers discussing Agamben, Harvey, Berardi, Foucault or watching Pasolini, Bresson, or some new upstart experiential video artist flavor of the month kid, well, I need a good fart joke. I need to act like an ass and joke with people who also act like asses. YTMND used to provide that in spades: mattdh12, braxton, MurdarMachene, and so many others made genuinely funny, smart and stupid sites. Then, acting like an ass shifted to acting like an asshole because that's all that's left here now. With few exceptions, everyone left is a troll, max included (though he's the least active among us). So I began to think of YTMND as a MMORPG for trolling trolls (though lately that's one "M" too many). I fuck with people I have no respect for here because it's funny (or can be from time to time), it's what's left of a once semi-productive space, and it really seems to irk some otherwise terrible people--yourself included. You're pokerfacing how angry you are at me right now but let's just say that never, not once in my entire life, have I posted to my real Facebook page that I was arguing with YOU on ytmnd. <br /> <br />Never, not once in my time here, have I been actually angry. Of course not. And those of you who are not idiots, who are capable of subtlety and subtext, who are not fucking retarded morons know exactly what I'm talking about. There's plenty for any well adjusted adult to be angry about in life, but it sure ain't that some moron troll on the internet called me a FAGGOT! Or that some 12-year old acting adult downvoted a site I made that he isn't at all capable of understanding. It's been a game. And sometimes it's a fun game. Especially when I know who is losing, despite their flailing attempts to deny it!

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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.<br /><br />that means you should change the name of this shitty site to "darthwangs butthole stares into my faggot soul FAGGOT!!!!!"

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pretty sure you outdo everyone in being a humorless retard, go make more funny futarama sites faggot :)

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[spoil]faggot[/spoil]

...in your a gay faggot greemscreen who goes to boston university for being a fag.

He should also ban milkhuman. That guy has been swapping alts for over 1 year. An autistic idiot posting crab site is better than this guy.<br /><br />He deliberately admitted that he's brony, that he wears diapers and that he eats tacos everyday. Imagine that. As you press the Upload button, your room is filled with the foul smell of taco spice, diaper powder and shit.<br /><br />No seriously, max. Ban that disgusting faggot.

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Your god is a faggot, just like you.

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cuz you're a faggot, alright?