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Undeniably hilarious, but fake / staged. Telemarketers sit in a large room with around 30 other people within two or three feet of each other. Their boss regularly patrols the rows they sit in to make sure they are not getting detracted from selling the product. If they somehow are, though that extremely rarely happens, they are instructed to hang up. When they are hired, they are exempt from any law that may be imposed upon them over the phone. Not even obstruction of justice.

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Undeniably hilarious, but fake / staged. Telemarketers sit in a large room with around 30 other people within two or three feet of each other. Their boss regularly patrols the rows they sit in to make sure they are not getting detracted from selling the product. If they somehow are, though that extremely rarely happens, they are instructed to hang up. When they are hired, they are exempt from any law that may be imposed upon them over the phone. Not even obstruction of justice.

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"Brett says P.I's hired by the church have found dirt on him and he's looking at possible prison time. He wants this movie no where to be found and the whole thing to blow over as if nothing ever happened. This is "fair game" tactics by the "church" of Scientology at it's fullest. " What should we do...?

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You're hired!

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thats what happens when you hire 2 yr olds ronald let that b a lesson 2 u

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Way to hire people to upvote you sh*t.

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Zak, it would help if you would take a course on basic economics, at least. When rich people make money, the reason they are rich, is because they know how to invest it. They don't go hide their money away. They put it to work. And by doing so, they stimulate the economy, they fund companies that hire employees.

Mastersitsu, Nutnics, Scottendo, Typogra, and Chav-Slayer deserve to be moderators. And I think you should go ahead and hire some new ones, as 70% of all the mods you currently have now are inactive.

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good job, I hate that commercial. Progressive hired that guy that says "yeah, people say I'm funny" to do their commercials.

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BOOK DISH BOOK DISH FOR HIRE! IT'S TO READ YOUR SOLE DESIRE! BOOK DISH! BOOK DISH FOR LIFE! TURN IT ON, READ IT'S STRIFE!

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Owned, good detective work. Maybe Max should seriously hire some people to watch our for kind of stuff.

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Stupid. Go home. Not even remotely funny. Voicing over the words to a rap song and hiring a 2 year old to draw a picture of Master Chief on MS Paint do not even deserve my attention. But since I'm here anyway, I'll add that you should never make a site again. Ever. Thank you.

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Politicians are hired to serve the society for the people. As long as they do their political jobs well, I have no problem with them doing drugs and having lots of sex on the side. No one is perfect.

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Last Alert still wins. Garcia, nobody can hire my feelings!

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I just realized that all of Whetstone's YTMNDs are now rivaling the "I love pills and Kelsey" YTMND in the 'sponsored YTMND with lowest rating ever' category. The difference is that the Kelsey one actually made me laugh (once), whereas all this does is make me want to give Max 2000 bucks if he promises to use it to hire someone to kill Whetstone.

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Max, I request a feature that allows a user to donate money towards hiring an assassin to kill annoying idiots like Whetstone.

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If they want the Wii Weather Channel to work, they'll need to hire Stephanie Abrams and her titties.

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My stance is, the American soldiers in Iraq are Nazi invaders, commander by radical Christians. Period. I give them no benefit of the doubt, no compromise. Either they stop fighting, or they are wrong. In Nazi Germany people did not speak up until it was too late. Well, since my vote in 2004 didn't count for much, I will speak my mind, and I don't give a f*ck whose mommy/daddy/baby/grandma is serving there. Get out, stop wasting my taxdollars. for $80bil a year, we could have just hired all Iraqi men.

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i think nuggets was hired by ebaum to downvote ytmnd anyways great ytmnd made me lol

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hEr BOOBS WERE SO TIGHT AND ILL EAT YOU DAMMIT KILL YOUR DOGF F*CK YOUR GHOD WHERE IS HE ILL KILL ALL THE RABIES BEAST SEXF*CKKKKKKKKKER EATS LIKE A GOD KILLER SHIP DEI YOUY F*GGOTAUTRWh 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I had to pull a lot of strings to hire an 8 year old!

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The individual schools rarely make their own copy. The uni on the whole hires a guy to do it, and if that guy knows dick all about a subject, he can make it look embarassing.

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I wish i had the money to hire that kid who did the voice-over for "DIC" to say that to me every night before turning in for bed...5.

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i'd hire him

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They hired bands to make their songs for them... those bands... lol.

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That was the funniest f*cking thing I have ever seen. I will pay you to make a hires version of that.

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them frenchies ought to save a couple billion and just hire the ytmnd know-it-alls to tell them what results the supercollider will produce, without making it.

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Seen this in a FWD I got. Tell the people at spikedhumor.com they fail at proofreading and ask them if they're hiring.

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Oh yeah, that was the last seasons of Futurama where it seemed like Groening hired fan-fiction writers to write the episodes. Have you seen the episode "The Sting"? Complete sh*t.

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Could have done both "hire" and "fire" in one remix. That would have been superb.