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Also, Jesus himself said "Oh God, why have you abandoned me?" before dying. If atheists death cries prove they were wrong, what does that say about Jesus?

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oh jesus yes

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oh jesus christ yes.

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Oh god, why are half the commentors total a$$ holes? Jesus guys, if your idea of enjoying a site is by throwing minimum votes around and making stupid, narrow comments... Well I don't know what you should do. Say those things to yourself then slit your wrists? Psh, just try to be fair! You bitch about how his site isn't perfect, then give him a one. Try making a perfect comment. Psh, this just cements my dislike for people in general.

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Oh, you guys! You can't stop me, I'm Jesus, lol!

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oh man, this beats raptor jesus by far

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what if a dog dies, does he see devils if he's not a christian (saved?) did dinosaurs see "dinodevils" before they died if they weren't christians, (oh yeah, i forgot, no jesus yet) where do chimps go? directly to hell, directly to chimp hell, directly to chimp heaven if they didn't steal any bananas? what a crock. you jerks are so fearful. why don't you keep this sh*t to yourself. nobody wants to know what you're afraid of. go join the army or vote republican or something.

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Oh, okay. So I should love Jesus and God because if I don't, I'll burn forever in the worst tortures known to man. That's not extortion at all.

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sweet jesus...how many will die because of this? Oh well...5d

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"These atheists can't just dismiss these testimonies as merely illusions of a dying brain. It would be retarded to do so, as I believe most of these testimonies are true evidence of an afterlife, and a bad one without Jesus." And i guess it isn't retarded to believe in magical demons torturing you. Srsly, you internetevangelists need to get a life. Oh yeah, and that Voltaire story, complete Bull. Thanks for trying.

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Or how the conversation would actually go. "Because there's actual evidence. Unlike christianity. Jesus likes it in the ass" "Oh ok"

"Mom, you look great. That skirt is so hot and your blouse shows off your tits so well" He was so upfront, so sure of himself. "Tommyyyy...maybe you shouldn't think about my tits so much" I said standing there by the fire. I didn't move...why, I don't know. Maybe because of the way he was looking at me. "But I think that skirt would look even better if you raised it up a little" He said openly staring at my thighs. "Ohhh Jesus Tommy...I can't...I shouldn't" I already felt the warm sensation between my legs. Oh god...keep it in check...I have to keep it in check. "Come on Mom...just a little...I just want to see your thighs, that's all" I blushed. I felt like a little girl being asked to raise her skirt so the boy could peek at my panties, but this time that boy was my son. In that moment I remembered how wonderful his c*ck felt sliding down my throat and feeding me his cum. I slowly reached down and grabbed the edges of my skirt. Oh boy...just a little...maybe I'll show him just a

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Oh jesus christ, that both scared the sh*t out of me, and made me laugh harder than anything else in months. You get a cookie

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OH JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS F*CKING AWESOME. :D Earth shattering, mind blowing! ... I came. xD

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Great research, very creepy stuff! Oh, and Jesus will pay for mine! kthxbai! :D

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oh jesus, he got you on ytmnd?

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Oh jesus, fived for the magic bullet.

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Oh, and christians may have raptor jesus, but they're nothing compared to t rex jews lol.

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"Are you from f*cking britian?" AHAHAHAhahahaaha.. Oh jesus i'm pissing myself.. Shows the quality of your standard Ebaums c*ckf*g. 5/5

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Oh, sweet little Jesus baby...

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Oh snap., Nvr. Its either Chuck Norris, the Chief, or Jesus (if he whips out some MAD magic skillz.)

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OH BABY JESUS SAVE US

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Oh sweet jesus...it's a feenypalooza!

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holy f*cking sh*t its a dinosaur. jesus christ. what the f*ck? oh my f*cking god. f*cking dinosaurs. holy sh*t. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Oh jesus, thats the funniest thing ever

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Oh jesus christ. :O~~~ I love the robot, also Major Payne.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh jesus

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Oh, jesus? Up your *ss and.. nevermind. Jesus is up your ass, as is your theocratic right-wing conservatist America.

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oh jesus god no, don't remind me

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Spank me jesus, oh my god. yeeeees. i bet penis feels better than jesus figures.