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Loved it!! Let the liquor do the thinking!! 5!!!

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I love this one. It's hiliarious!

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i love how the fresh prince lyrics go with EVERYTHING. should put that over justin bieber's songs, it might actually make them better.

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the song is "The Moon and the Prince" from the Katamari Damacy soundtrack.<br /><br />spent the last hour trying to find this ytmnd. love it

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i would love it if you did!<br />she's such a cutie!<br />if you gotta be [i]one note[/i], you might as well be singing the [i]cutie anthem![/i]<br />hee hee i hope she has a hairy pussy when i find her!

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ah ah ah ah, [i]hee hee hee hee[/i], [b]"deconstructionist/random image and sound sites"[/b]<br />!!!<br />and yeah, i certainly understand your take(s) on:<br />Comments (especially [i]mine[/i])<br />and<br />Site Making / Effort Put Forth when it comes to Site Making.<br /><br />alright, i'm apologizing in [i]advance[/i] for trying too hard with all these comments.<br />it's late and i'm having fun, fuck you.<br /><br />for sites and as far as i go with 'em, i cant really try harder than making things that, like, combine fad/internet kitty/mik3m "remix" (or whatever he calls them).<br />[i]see[/i] [site productionvalue:site]<br />here, we have an example where site making and comments are combined, with me using a comment to plug my new site that got over [i][u][b]100 votes[/i][/u][/b].<br /><br />i fucking [i]love[/i] comments. they're funny/fun. i've spent hours and hours of my life searching around ytmnd for funny-ass comment threads, and there are plenty to find because there are plenty of 'em! it's exactly what you said. let me think, i can't always remember things exactly, but i believe i can be quoted with making the astute observation,<br />"[i]I love these comments. They make obligatory sites like this with little to no real value into something memorable and fun."[/i]<br />-[i]ytmnd user Lickitwellhiem[/i]<br /><br />seriously, some of these fucking comments are the true hidden gems of ytmnd.<br />ooooooo! at one point, i went around searching sites from like 05-08 and i would write paragraphs worth of funny short stories and anecdotes that had nothing to do with the sites or any comments on them. i just wanted to make secret things to find on the chance that [i]MAYBE[/i] one person will find them some day...<br />i really suggest doing this.<br />it feels good.

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This is very amusing to me. I love the way the audio excerpts go with the music, especially the artificially extended Hulk "AhAhAhAhAhAh" and Warrior jumping in with "You can feel it DUDE". It makes me want to hear more promo/music mash-ups.

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fuck, i really messed up the corrections. i messed up the [i]ITALICS[/i] of the word [u][i]love[/u][/i], but i'm sure you guys will all get it! hee hee

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she's a pretty lady. she's got that mid-30s healthy, fun, professional fun-fun appeal. like, i could imagine teaching her how to make mimosas (dork! you;re such a [i]jenni[/i] and i [i]love[/i] that, hun!) and throwing a few back while we watch TV on DVD and i we cuddle and watch battlestar galactica and she listens to me talking intelligently about the plausibility of mankind realizing an actual "cylon future," and we make out and then she drives me home and we hang out again the next day. on the fifth date, [i]screw[/i], and trust me [i]my friend[/i] she's gonna tell me i was the best lay of her life. who knows if that will be true. [i]probably[/i]. even though girls are always telling me that, who knows if it's true. like how girls always tell you that they couldn't tell you were really drunk the first time they meet you at the corporate luncheon at Chilli's. the truth is you were mostly on pills and the night before you did some coke, so you weren;t on point, you were mad weird from all that shit, but you tell her you were drunk and tired also. that's what the fuck you tell her, do you understand me? you can;t let your coworkers know this kind of shit. what the fuck is wrong with you???? speaking of fucks being wrong with a nigga, why do you 5 moonman sites, shizzle? the fucks wrong with you bro

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I love this site. It's so fucking endearing.

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Its not that they love YTMND its because they are afraid of being percieved as not loving it.

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I love it when jimm craps his pants over the phone.

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hahaaaaaa I was in love with this guy when I was 5, I have it written on a piece of paper that I was going to marry Jim Varney

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My main man Michael [i][u]loves[/i][/u] chocolate ice cream. I know that's a strange way to start a story, but [i][u]just wait[/i][/u] until I get to the good parts!<br />You could say Michael is my best friend. We do [i][u]everything[/i][/u] together. One time when we had this crazy idea to have a sleep over [i][u]on a Wednesday night!!![/i][/u] Of course, we overslept! We had no time to get ready for school, and Michael sure as heck didn't want to tarnish his perfect attendance record.<br />"Quick!" beckoned Michael as I was slowing lifting one leg to step into the shower. "I can't be late! I can't be late. I'm gonna have to [i][u]poop[/i][/u]! I'm gonna have to [b]POOP!!![/b]"<br />Ha ha, Michael can be such a dicky! "Listen," I responded, "Quick quick [i][u]quick,[/i][/u] just take a poop!"<br />So right then and there, Michael yanked down his panties, sat down, and made the [i][u]whole shower room smell![/i][/u].<br />He even handed me a new bar of soap from under the bathroom sink. <br /><br />It was a Saturday, at the Tree House. There was me, Becky, Justin and Michael...

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classic, love it!

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I love this. The longer I let it go, the creepier yet more-seductive it becomes.<br /><br />[b]NOW THAT'S A HARD MOTHERFUCKIN' FACT OF LIFE YOUR ASS IS GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO.[/b]

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imagine that guy having sex with some gal,<br />"do you like my tat? its are relationship and how much you love me, my dick going into your vagina as a broken heart flies above it, because that is where my precious semen is.<br />gal says "ughhh..."

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hahahahaha "i would be more careful next time"<br /><br />[i]priceless[/i] i love it! and i love [i]you[/i] like i love p33nis!

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I always love your work. Make an album so I can pirate it

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I love it when fat people give up and start putting their belts around their stomach instead of around their waist

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i'd love to know what standard you think I expect from people that rodheh doesn't fall within that makes me think he is "different"<br /><br />I guarantee i'm into far weirder shit that rodgay I mean rodheh LOL<br /><br />like seriously he's so fucking plain and boring it's a marvel you find anything he does original and different

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Loved it, glad it got linked

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It is so good, but Deep Space Nine is better. Where's the DS9 love in your work?!?!?! I'm outraged by a fundamental Quark shortage on ytmnd.

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This is a truly phenomenal troll site. I love this shit, and it's been sadly lacking lately.

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Again, BUY YOUR MUSIC IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO AND IF IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE. However, I LOVE this song, and this is a great tribute to it.

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First off, BUY YOUR MUSIC IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO AND IF IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE. Second, THIS SONG SUCKS. That being said, I approve of you posting it because YTMND can be a great way to introduce people to new music, and the page makes a great tribute a song that I personally hate, but a lot of people love.

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I might like this, or hate it. I'm not sure. But my hate it vote is 3, and my love it vote is 5. So 4 is my I'm not sure vote. 1 is a vote I do as a move. And a 2 is a vote I do as an ironic joke, so only sometimes. -- Keaton's Rules to Voting, will return in a moment. Keaton's Rules to Voting is sponsored in part by: Hey kids, did you hear about the new Burger King Kids Club Salad Meal. No, what's the deal with it. It's only 5.99. The Burger King Kids Club. I love it! And we're back to , Keaton's Rules to Voting. [Play ending credits music]

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i thought up the prequel as i was dragging my tongue between the asshole and the wasted frown that was "mama gammy's" broken old pussy mound. i love my grandmother's sister's raunchy gash, but her asshole has a bunch of those weird purple skin tags that make it look like an inflated sea urchin.<br /><br />(safe for work) http://lhsvirtualzoo.wikispaces.com/file/view/2009_04_17_1_sea_urchin.<br />jpg (safe fro work)<br /><br />any[i]waiz[/i], that mamy gammdog butthole was covered in shit, so i thought "YES! i'm loving this! maybe Gollum's origin story could go something like: on a dark and stormy night, i was using my teeth to rip out mouthfulls of pubes from my ex-girlfriend's bum area when all of a sudden, Gollum appears and says 'tonight, God has made me. I am born. I live and I am free.' AND! after he appears then i kill my ex-girlfriend and tell her father it was me before i kill him too. the mother lives."

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it's like a really choppy and fuzzy imaged youtube video i could have watched in hidef in the amount of time i had to wait for the site to load<br /><br />[i]i love ytmnd[/i]

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I liked Fly me to the Moon, Rocketman and N*gga Stole my Bike the most. I suggest Paint It Black and Can't Buy Me Love.