?Don't Fuck With Japan |
Seraphiel |
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2009-11-11 |
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everyone should f*ck with them, for all we now they could be the cancer that is destroying all life on planet earth. There government sucks and their media rallys in slaves with the excessive use of anime and more sh*tty anime.
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?(nsfw) I GOT BANNED FOR SOME INVISIBLE RE... |
adamrthegod |
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2,084 |
2009-11-11 |
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I am afraid you misunderstood. You were not banned from the site. You were banished from the galaxy.
You can try Andromeda. You can stay there for 5 billion years or so... however, it is on a collision course
with the Milky Way Galaxy, so in 5 billion years you will have to leave combined galaxy (call it Milky Andro).
Oh wait, just change your screen name. Oh, nevermind, claim all that you see, spank the naughty ladies and carry on.
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?The God Warrior Remix |
WPH15 |
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2,364 |
2009-11-06 |
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Also, I understand that it seems like there is this weird double standard that ytmnd has for content, after all, some rips are considered acceptable material, but there is one solid justification for this: rips that get high ratings are usually re-contextualized by the user that submits them.
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?YESYES: Spock gives advice |
GODDAMNBATMAN |
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15,043 |
2009-11-01 |
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addiction, depression, and homosexuaity are all forms of mental illness or defect. There is no "choice" in the matter.
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?What's better than a PS3? |
pootiechang |
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160,079 |
2006-11-22 |
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thank you, this ytmnd is retarded, there are probably tons of poorly worded ebay items, lets make sites out of all of them
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?Alex Jones is a chainsaw! |
Turtleproof |
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33,715 |
2009-10-27 |
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You're right kacen, all the fans of Jones are retards. The media always tells the truth. Iraq had WMD's. There is nothing fishy about 9/11 at all. It was 16 guys with box cutters (half are still alive but that makes sense too). Lets all go take the vacine now for something that has killed %400 less people than the seasonal flu. It's a national emergency you know.
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?Star Trek Joke |
DarthWang |
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2009-10-26 |
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Kinda hard to believe this when three comments got -'d 4 times in a matter of 10-20 seconds (also, where do I mention his name?): From: Nothingman (block sender) 2009-10-26 13:37:58
I've -'d each of your comments on Wang's site once and once only homo. There are other people on this site.
The comment pages used to be to talk about the site. All you do is post about me - on other people's sites.
You lose.
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?TBC Raiding |
nnep |
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2007-04-01 |
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Can you describe an MMORPG that's not brain-numbingly repetitive and mediocre? Quality is not the essence of MMORPG, but Blizzard sure came pretty damn close, considering they're the industry leader in visual and conceptual design. The fact that there are around 11 million ACTIVE subscription also shows they successfully achieved the MMO part. And you are really misguided about "fan boys". You do realize all Blizzard fans WHINE ENDLESSLY ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING? Just take a look at their forums.
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Crimson and Clover |
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2009-10-23 |
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hi lickit and pde and all my pals! my job has been hectic and i have not had much time for sites or any leisure. but hey, i'm excited yet sad to report there won't be any more drunk wife sites for awhile. my wife is pregnant! first time i ever sexed without birth control and i knocked her up! i got mikal felps sperm! baby due in may. but anyway, work is slowin down, i will try and make a lester site soon, maybe even this weekend. open for suggestions on topic for site and/or new character to join the duo.
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Just because its 2009 I can't be a fan of Metallica's work in the 80's?
After AJFA is where I stop listening to them but there still one of my favorite bands. Heck the beatles arent the same today as they where in the 60's but that dosent mean you can't be a beatles fan in 2009!
And Gilmour>Barret, does that really need to be explained at all?
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Albumn oriented rock? Dark Side of the Moon? The Wall?
Hell I'd make a bet that they are more albumn oriented then ANY hardcore band out there with their use of concepts to tie every song in there albumns together!
Theres a reason dsotm was on charts for well over a decade and a half! Btw 18 is the age to get into a bar where I live so I can see all those craptacular bar bands that slam power chord after power chord and see how loud and noisy they can get, yeah thats what music is about....
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?Greatest Story Ever Told |
tzsjynx |
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23,861 |
2009-10-18 |
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(continued) when their hometown football team wins. Do you really think that the heavily armed population of this nation is going to stand around if all our freedoms are taken away? Our army is having enough trouble fighting the war in middle east, how do you think they could stand up to the entire US population? Most inter-city communities already hate the police, what do you think will happen when the army gets sent to patrol the cities? There would be drivebys and guerrilla warefare all over the place
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?ytmnd KIDS |
ryanmontana |
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5,426 |
2008-01-31 |
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And you can't vote a site onto the top viewed. There are plenty of sites that made it onto top viewed with a 3.09 rating for the sole reason they were on the RC list for a few hours. Like I said, all it takes is a catchy name to get people to want to click it. There are not that many people on gabbly (but then I've only been on gabbly three times in my life).
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?What Tile Does Around The Clock |
SeNtu |
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6,170 |
2009-10-14 |
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let me just take a moment to state this, in all capital letters (not to be an *ssh*le or pretentious, but) THERE ARE A WHOLE MYRIAD OF REASONS WHY A WEBSITE LOSES POPULARITY BEYOND CONTENT OF WEBSITE. i know thats hard for some people to understand, especially those who are very wrapped up in said website..but yes content is a big issue, but acting viciously accusatory only ADDS TO THE PROBLEM.
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?What Tile Does Around The Clock |
SeNtu |
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6,170 |
2009-10-14 |
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If there is something more interesting to argue about on ytmnd let me know, tile. It is one of the only reasons to stick around ytmnd for more than five minutes. If ytmnd still had traffic none of us would be having this conversation. How many new users have you brought to ytmnd today with all of your nagging? None? Okay, thanks for trying, but you wasted your time.
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?Max is Chillaxin |
SeNtu |
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12,418 |
2009-10-14 |
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And look. There are no rules on how to vote. There's nothing that says you have to vote a certain way because this YTMND is like some high quality sh*t. This sh*t is so subjective, so people are going to vote how they feel about the YTMND not how good it is. Check out DarthWang's voting. He downvotes fearcondom's sh*t all the time, even though I think fearcondom's sh*t is the bomb. So obviously DarthWang can't relate to that sh*t. Whatever. It's subjective.
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?R.I.P. Moonman |
GaryGnu |
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2,203 |
2009-10-12 |
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Once the world ends there's no more bringing Moonman back to life with lame Hollywood plot devices like "it was his twin" or "we cloned him" or "he travled through time and this is an alternate universe version of moonman" F*ck that, we'll all be dead and so will moonman. On a lighter note: I'm going to be saved by Jesus when the rapture comes on 12/10/2012 so its all good. SEE YA SUCKAS!
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You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover |
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Or...or take voting power away from people who cast votes that Umfuld doesn't approve of. After all, he is the King of YTMND...the police officer who gives people tickets for jaywalking...the highway patrolman who pulls people over for going 76 on a 75 mph road...the cop that follows people with DUI histories and pulls them over for simple things like not signaling when turning into their own driveway at night when there is no other traffic around.
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?(nsfw) big fat fanny |
dissaffa |
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4,173 |
2005-08-05 |
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there is more funny in one of those cheeks then in all of your sites combined
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?Chemistry test gets pwned. |
omegapirate2000 |
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2007-02-21 |
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Q(h) + Q(c) = 0; S = -Q(h)/T(h) - Q(c)/T(c); since Q(h) = -Q(c) = Q we can say S = Q[1/T(h) - 1/T(c)]; 1/T(h) < 1/T(c) and Q is positive so there would need to be a reduction in entropy, which we ALL know can't happen. Oh and by the way, the right answer was "c*cks"
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ok, compare the two and tell me you disagree. whats with all this extracurricular conversation? american office is simply not as funny as the uk one. there are plenty of british shows that suck, too. just not the office.
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?Moon man replaces your eyes with pizza |
JamesChicks |
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2009-10-02 |
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Okay, there are so many awesome things about this site. First of all, replacing any body part with pizza is a f*cking epic move. And second, that rollercoaster sounds pretty awesome.
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dew there and the shrimp are f*cking balling man. Seafood is pretty badass really. Especially shrimp. Although all of it is aweosme. I need to stop... I think I should smoke? maybe? I don't know RBY The color wheel... you guy's remember that from like elementary school art class ? Pretty crazy stuff man. I made like a pot that exploded and it was awesome. I should like build something like I don't... maybe paint something? ...kind of hungry now though, didn't have dinner... umm...... f*ck....
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?Dude, You're Getting a Staplerphone |
DarthWang |
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1,407 |
2009-05-05 |
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oh wait there it is. For a second i thought all the effort you spent on this site was trying to get the description to disappear
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?inquiry@canadiancomediansdirec t.ca |
dunsparce |
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2,125 |
2009-09-20 |
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If you think English is bad, try learning Japanese. Japanese uses like a dozen different counting systems. So numbers, dates, age, 3D objects, flat objects, paper, elongated objects, etc, ALL use different separate words for counting. I don't know any Japanese (my roommates take it), but you couldn't just say "I'm 21 years old, there are 3 forks and two coasters on the table, and I have 5 dollars with me". You would have to say, "I'm (21 in counting system 1) years old, there are
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?paid a hooker to reading rainbow |
gr33nscr33ngay |
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2009-09-19 |
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Well there was a third male present. Right after "you" sing "I can go twice as Hiiiii", you can hear a third guy laugh in the background, as well as faint laughter at the end of the 2nd laugh (in the iiiii can go anywhere part). Also, this is obviously fake since this this is implying that you've had sex at some point, which we all know isn't true.
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?(nsfw) Last Weekend Of Summer |
BloodyPython |
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2009-09-18 |
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I've been to California twice. The first time was basically a tour of Anaheim (where I slept), Los Angeles, Hollywood, and Valencia (Six Flags) where me and my band dominated the competition. The second time was an overnight stay in San Diego, where I walked around. I could see the inside of Petco Park from my hotel room. Tell me, is that really all there is in California? Or is San Francisco worth seeing?
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?(nsfw) Michael Richards speaks the truth |
wisdumcube |
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17,753 |
2006-11-23 |
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What I was alluding to earlier is that you shouldn't be proud of high ratings on this site, you shouldn't be concerned with them at all. You also shouldn't assume that your sites are always good. Your attitude is ridiculous: when you get good ratings, its deserved, when you get bad ratings, its a corruption of the system. Yes, I was just trolling you, I was giving you a taste of what you dish out. I was being intentionally dishonest. There are a lot of users who make worse sites, but my target was you.
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?Die, alwrong |
AegisReflector |
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2009-09-13 |
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Eventually it will get to the point where people make these sites that last 5 minutes with the promise of some fad inserted at the end, and there actually is nothing at all instead of just a very faint "wrong"
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Some diety? If you make a claim it's incumbent on you to provide evidence for it. I have no obligation to accept your spurious, evidenceless claims, and I have no obligation to try to find evidence to prove your point for you. Conspiricists always fall back on the 'You go look for it! The truth is out there!' defense. It's pathetic, and it just makes it all the more evident that they have no proof for their beliefs, and simply accept such false statements on faith.
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