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So? I've written erotic stories myself. There is a very thick line between fiction and real life. Every article I've seen all say the stories are not illegal. This is a non-story if I ever saw one.

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haha. all the other cats said 'hey yellow cat why don't you sit over there' The yellow cat asked 'why?' but he sat there anyway cause he wasn't very bright. Then, the yellow cat heard a rumbling sound coming from behind him. Before he had the chance to turn around ZAAAAAAP went the gun. Yellow cat first thought 'hey this is pretty cool I'm bigger than everyone else!' Yellow cat prepared to stomp all the other cats mercilessly for always picking on him. Then POOF and everyone had a good time with the $200

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I'm not drunk but I'm really stoned and I just stayed up all night so I'm cooked to the limit, and I say, don't feel bad for what you spilled out here because a lot of it is true. Yeah sure, it's just an internet joke website, who cares if it all goes to sh*t and there aint no sh*t pump to suck the overflow? We're just anons who re-post tired memes, who cares? The truth is, max probably never imagined that he'd have to run a website like this and have a bunch of "internet artistes" badger him constantly to

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the only episode of mr. belvedere i remember is when there was a tornado and they all had to hide in the basement and mr. belvedere played pool with bob eucker and then the power went out

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My brain didn't need to fill in the blanks, you basically said that you hate me. I don't see how that ISN'T a sign of anger. The reason why I haven't won a contest is because there has been three, all after I stopped having the "drive" to make my best stuff. That site still only had 6k more views than my highest viewed, and I never advertise my material anywhere else, so that is all from YTMND. I am also in the 30k voters club which means, 60% of my views were from real users, who's opinions matter.

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Ok, just gonna throw it out there, this sh*t is some of the funniest stuff Ive seen all month for YTMND. I want to see more of this kthxbai

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For crying out f*cking loud... SomeGuy: Maybe, maybe not. Probably the latter. CrazyRay: Same thing to you. MuffinBear: I doubt atheists are so pissed off all the time because of it, and if there is a god, I wish to f*cking high hell he'd stop being so esoteric about his existance. Rellikmit: Actually, that whole "no atheists in foxholes" thing is a bunch of bullsh*t. Kujo: f*ck off. Extremists need to A) learn about their 'enemy', and B) get a f*cking life.

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Gee, I wonder why the talented doctors that should be paid what they are worth come to America??? I know of 2 personally from Canada. Then when all the good care is in America where you can pay what it's worth instead of wait in line with everyone else even though you were responsible enough to have the $ to pay. There is no such thing as a right that depends on another person for adults. I don't owe you a ##@#ing thing.

It's a rare condition, in this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find. Well then, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 'Cause all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love burstin' out of every seam. As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness. The moon may cry, we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness. As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.

We all know once a site stays on the front page long enough there is a revolt and the rating starts to plummet. It's small stuff like this which will help keep the front page from being stagnant.

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As soon as he found out that I knew about his secret, he immediately voted on several sites to push the two upvotes off his votes page. And by looking at all the evidence already, there is no need for further proof. So, MuffinBear, I am curious to see your evidence now.

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youre like me when i first started. i just fooled around making gifs, learning the very basics of flash. then i started making sites that didnt rely on loosely related free sounds i found on the internet. keep it up though, its how you learn. wow, i really look like an *ssh*le here, all high and mighty. i guess theres a reason my name is in purple.

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Don't you get it? All the winning T-shirts got so bored of waiting for Max to do something with them, they leapt out of his laptop (Max must have been visiting his rich cousin or something, there is no way his apartment looks that good) and joined up for a road trip to party in the Keyboard Cat Nebula.

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Or rather, most of the world is moving towards diplomacy... Still, I think corporations value their huge consumer bases too much to allow for genocide. In addition, what makes you think we have enough resources for this kind of thing? You need to indoctrinate the public with all forms of media, and so far nothing in the media suggests that we are being desensitized to genocide or government control. There is still a significant amount of polarizing positions in the media.

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I know what you mean. There is a movie being released in a month that I have started seeing commercials for with some frequency. It uses a song in one of my sites, and that's all I can think of when I hear it. YTMND has ruined many a song - in a good sorta way.

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hahaha, so all that is out there is the track and soccer field.

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Yeah? Give me a link from something other than your little Costco David Icke that says so, then. Hint: you can't because it is all but established that there is no connection at all.

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Hair-splitting and anal parsing of sentences from one c*nt, "Flag on the moon! How did it get there?" from the other. All we need now is a baby throwing toys out of a pram and we'd have the Glibetarian bifecta. You realise we'd all be dying of Smallpox if you ran the world?

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care to tell me why exactly this is a pedo site? There is nothing sexual about this site at all.

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Beck and Rush are one in the same in that aspect. What they say from one minute to another seems to contradict all the time. Their just fortunate that there is a pool of hate filled losers that want to eat up their rhetoric.

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Moon man is about many things. If all YTMND supported Moon man, there would be no need to spread the word of Moon man. Downvoters fuel Moon man mania, and are very important in the Moon man debate. I wouldn't change a thing about the Moon man fad if given the choice. Everyone from the Moon Crew to the Downvoters are crucial parts of the Mooniverse. Moon man as a fad is every bit as complex as the political climate of this country. When you really think about what Farkle started, it's humbling. kkk

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So there is an evil gene after all... with a horrible, terrible side effect

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Actually whetstone has proven nothing because there is no evidence that the laws of physics are the same outside time and space and there is no evidence that time and space don't exist outside the universe . However even if we we take you statements as fact all you have really proved is that the universe came into existence at some time in it's history.

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I agree that the score is too high, but not by much, a few tenths if that. This site is deserving though as it is an original idea, funny, creative, and anyone can come to YTMND, click on this site and enjoy it. Yet, there are so many clickish, FAD, inside joke YTMND's that are in the top rated list all the time. The only people who can enjoy those are the people in on the inside joke or fad, or those who may just have mental issues, giving new visitors the impression that this site is full of fail.

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Is there something that wrong with "FAUX News"? As if they're any different from CNN/MSNBC/etc...all cable news is crap, seriously, their hottest story is STILL Michael Jackson

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i live in chanhassen. but i'm only 18 :( i thought nobody live in minnesota because everybody always thinks that people that live there are all lumberjacks that speak with a fargo/duluth accent and talk like canadians. i never thought there would be a convention in minnesota. i thought all of them would be in new york/california/chicago etc. also did you guys know that no marvel comics superheroes are from minnesota? what kind of bullsh*t is that?

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It is a well known fact that violence in video games is the sole contributing factor to violence today. There was never violence before violent video games. There is no violence in movies or in any other art form. All violent video games should be banned and their creators should be burned alive and dragged through the street by horses.

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the joke is that her vagina is so big they fall in. i was expecting to see the pantyless upskirt pic where she gets out of the ar and you can see her vagina and 4-day-from-shaved hair shadow. its a great pic! the emma watson see through panty one is still better. gillian anderson can be seen topless in a recent uk film. wynona ryder needs to show some clear breasts. micheal richards is probably circumsized because he is jewish. so is max gold berg. i am not circumsized. i do not have a myspace. + i'm going to take your advice: also included will be a vaginal wall and an army of sperm from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask and then there will be a glorious moment when Bill S. Preston, Esquire fertilizes the egg and all hell breaks loose with bats and Carey Grant runs for his life

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It's actually been theorized that our entire universe is inside some alien version of Paris Hilton's twat. And that inside all of our twats there are more universes. Disney made a movie about it starring Don Knotts.

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I make all my GIFs in Photoshop; there is probably an easier way but I don't know it and I'm too poor to buy AE. And I've actually watched 5 of the 14 or so LBFT movies but I like Jurassic Park too. But I will step back from the dino sites if you would like.