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Simplistic. You come across as someone who only reads the Stormfront view of things and none others out of fear of being proven wrong.<br /><br />Ever hear of a place called "Egypt"? They had some of the most sophisticated technology of the ancient world. So did Ethiopia, to a lesser extent. The rest of Africa was isolated from trade because of the Sahara desert and the thick jungles right below it.

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"Miss Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley, "despises cards. She is a great reader, and has no pleasure in anything else."<br /><br /> "I deserve neither such praise nor such censure," cried Elizabeth; "I am not a great reader, and I have pleasure in many things."<br /><br /> "In nursing your sister I am sure you have pleasure," said Bingley; "and I hope it will soon be increased by seeing her quite well."<br /><br /> Elizabeth thanked him from her heart, and then walked towards a table where a few books were lying. He immediately offered to fetch her others -- all that his library afforded.<br /><br /> "And I wish my collection were larger for your benefit and my own credit; but I am an idle fellow, and though I have not many, I have more than I ever look into."<br /><br /> Elizabeth assured him that she could suit herself perfectly with those in the room.<br /><br /> "I am astonished," said Miss Bingley, "that my father should have left so small a collection of books. What a delightful library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!"<br /><br /> "It ought to be good," he replied; "it has been the work of many generations."<br /><br /> "And then you have added so much to it yourself, you are always buying books."<br /><br /> "I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these."<br /><br /> "Neglect! I am sure you neglect nothing that can add to the beauties of that noble place. Charles, when you build your house, I wish it may be half as delightful as Pemberley."<br /><br /> "I wish it may."

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"Mama," cried Lydia, "my aunt says that Colonel Forster and Captain Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did when they first came; she sees them now very often standing in Clarke's library."<br /><br /> Mrs. Bennet was prevented replying by the entrance of the footman with a note for Miss Bennet; it came from Netherfield, and the servant waited for an answer. Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled with pleasure, and she was eagerly calling out, while her daughter read --<br /><br /> "Well, Jane, who is it from? what is it about? what does he say? Well, Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love."<br /><br /> "It is from Miss Bingley," said Jane, and then read it aloud.<br /> "My dear Friend, -- If you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa and me, we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest of our lives, for a whole day's tête-à-tête between two women can never end without a quarrel. Come as soon as you can on the receipt of this. My brother and the gentlemen are to dine with the officers. -- Yours ever,<br /> "CAROLINE BINGLEY."<br /><br /> "With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not tell us of that."<br /><br /> "Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet; "that is very unlucky."<br /><br /> "Can I have the carriage?" said Jane.<br /><br /> "No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to rain; and then you must stay all night."<br /><br /> "That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were sure that they would not offer to send her home."

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yo bitch ima gonna go to your house and slit your fuckin thorat and then im gonna piss all over your organs. i will bury them in the backyard so the cops wont find your body because i blamed it on your brother so he can go to jail and get raped in the ass forever, bitch, you fucking loser dont ever come here again, faggot. i will fuck you up lil pussy.

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Naw, I didn't start editing for them until much later. But they did a bunch of videos for Jive before the label went all boy band pop, stuff for EPMD and Erick Sermon, Monie Love, and that era. By the time I started to work with them, I was editing short museum videos, documentaries, and a long-form fictional project that they never really finished. They were still making money doing stuff for shit like Aaron Carter and some girl pop group that nobody ever heard, but I didn't work on any of that stuff. A few years later, after I left, the same guys did all of R Kelly's Trap in the Closet videos. It cracks me up when ever I see their names because they did all this great stuff in the early 90s, but then made their retirement money on some of the worst music ever recorded.

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How is correcting the way you write/say "Eh, dis guy!" considered bullying? You should be thanking me. You will be thanking me if you ever visit a casino in the Northern Plains.

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doge is the worst thing ever spawned

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"Seriously, dumb fuck, have you ever heard anyone in our government say anything negative about Saudi Arabia in the 13 1/2 years since the attacks?"<br />They did say a lot of negative things about Arabs in general. Also, the FBI had a list of crimes of Osama bin Laden on their website that didn't include 9/11; when asked why was that so, they replied they didn't have sufficient evidence to put the blame on him...<br /><br />...

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first anime i ever saw .... before i knew about weeaboos ... then they ruined it for me

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Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.<br />She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.<br />When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

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Les poissons are looking more delicious than ever.

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did u ever go fast

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"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing<br />is in question but the desire of being well married; and if I<br />were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare<br />say I should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is<br />not acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the<br />degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has<br />known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him<br />at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and<br />has since dined in company with him four times. This is not<br />quite enough to make her understand his character."<br />"Not as you represent it. Had she merely diued with him,<br />she might only have discovered whether he had a good<br />appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have been<br />also spent together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."<br />"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain<br />that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but<br />with respect to any other leading characteristic I do not<br />imagine that much has been unfolded."<br />"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my<br />heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should<br />think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to<br />be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in<br />marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of<br />the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so<br />similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the<br />least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards <br />to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know<br />as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom<br />you are to pass your life."

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"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the<br />solidity of her reflections, "is a very common failing I believe.<br />By all that I have ever read," I am convinced that it is very<br />common indeed, that human nature is particularly prone to<br />it, and that there are very few ofus who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some quality or other,<br />real or imaginary. Vanity and pride' are different things,<br />though the words are often used synonimously. A person may<br />be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion<br />ofourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."<br />"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas who<br />came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was.<br />I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine<br />every day."<br />"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought,"<br />said Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it I should take<br />away your bottle directly."<br />The boy protested that she should not; she continued to<br />declare that she would, and the argument ended only with<br />the visit.

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r. You<br />had much better dance."<br />"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am<br />particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly<br />as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged,<br /> and there is not another woman in the room, whom it would<br />not be a punishment to me to stand up with."<br />"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Bingley, "for<br />a kingdom! Upon my honour I never met with so many<br />pleasant girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are<br />several of them you see uncommonly pretty."<br />" You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,"<br />said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.<br />"Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But<br />there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who<br />is very pretty, and I dare say, very agreeable. Do let me ask<br />my partner to introduce you."<br />"Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for<br />a moment at Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his<br />own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome<br />enough to tempt me; and I am in no humour at present to give<br />consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.<br />You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles,<br />for you are wasting your time with me."<br />Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off;<br />and Elizabeth remained with no very cordial feelings towards<br />him. She told the story however with great spirit among her<br />friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which<br />delighted in any thing ridiculous.<br />The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole<br />family. Mrs. Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much<br />admired by the Netherfield party. Mr. Bingley had danced<br />with her twice, and she had been distinguished by his sisters.<br />Jane was as much gratified by this, as her mother could be,<br />though in a quieter way.

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rning, and never said a word about<br />it till now."<br />"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you chuse," said<br />Mr. Bennet; and, as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with<br />the raptures of his wife.<br />"What an excellent father you have, girls," said she, when<br />the door was shut. "I do not know how you will ever make<br />him amends for his kindness; or me either, for that matter.<br />At our time of life, it is not so pleasant I can tell you, to be<br />making new acquaintance every day; but for your sakes, we<br />would do any thing. Lydia, my love, though you are the<br />youngest, I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the<br />next ball."<br />"Oh!" said Lydia stoutly, "I am not afraid; for though I am<br />the youngest, I'm the tallest."<br />The rest of the evening was spent in conjecturing how soon<br />he would return Mr. Bennet's visit, and determining when<br />they should ask him to dinner.

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Easily your greatest site...ever. Bravo.

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This may seem too harsh, but since you're so hardened of heart that there's no hope you'll ever convert, it would only serve as ridding the world of a parasite.

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Since you've joined the moon krew, you are clearly <br /><br />*Anti-Semetic<br />*Racist<br />*Homophobic<br /><br />What ever happened to the precious pedodog I used to know:

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all you ever do is whine, haha.

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Still one of the best ever

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Just as a reminder...<br /> <br />...you're the biggest faggot to ever record his voice to binary file: [site embarassed:site]

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Did you ever consider bathing with a plugged in electric toaster? You should definitely give it a try.

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I just saw flat-out pornography on RANDOMTMNDS... Max, you MUST remove that section of the frontpage! Reverting YTMND to the old orange layout would solve that AND put Recently Created where it belongs, but I have long given up on you ever doing that. So could you please remove RANDOMTMNDS?