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Naw, I didn't start editing for them until much later. But they did a bunch of videos for Jive before the label went all boy band pop, stuff for EPMD and Erick Sermon, Monie Love, and that era. By the time I started to work with them, I was editing short museum videos, documentaries, and a long-form fictional project that they never really finished. They were still making money doing stuff for shit like Aaron Carter and some girl pop group that nobody ever heard, but I didn't work on any of that stuff. A few years later, after I left, the same guys did all of R Kelly's Trap in the Closet videos. It cracks me up when ever I see their names because they did all this great stuff in the early 90s, but then made their retirement money on some of the worst music ever recorded.

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How is correcting the way you write/say "Eh, dis guy!" considered bullying? You should be thanking me. You will be thanking me if you ever visit a casino in the Northern Plains.

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doge is the worst thing ever spawned

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"Seriously, dumb fuck, have you ever heard anyone in our government say anything negative about Saudi Arabia in the 13 1/2 years since the attacks?"<br />They did say a lot of negative things about Arabs in general. Also, the FBI had a list of crimes of Osama bin Laden on their website that didn't include 9/11; when asked why was that so, they replied they didn't have sufficient evidence to put the blame on him...<br /><br />...

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first anime i ever saw .... before i knew about weeaboos ... then they ruined it for me

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Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.<br />She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.<br />When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

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Les poissons are looking more delicious than ever.

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did u ever go fast

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"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing<br />is in question but the desire of being well married; and if I<br />were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare<br />say I should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is<br />not acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the<br />degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has<br />known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him<br />at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and<br />has since dined in company with him four times. This is not<br />quite enough to make her understand his character."<br />"Not as you represent it. Had she merely diued with him,<br />she might only have discovered whether he had a good<br />appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have been<br />also spent together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."<br />"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain<br />that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but<br />with respect to any other leading characteristic I do not<br />imagine that much has been unfolded."<br />"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my<br />heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should<br />think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to<br />be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in<br />marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of<br />the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so<br />similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the<br />least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards <br />to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know<br />as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom<br />you are to pass your life."

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"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the<br />solidity of her reflections, "is a very common failing I believe.<br />By all that I have ever read," I am convinced that it is very<br />common indeed, that human nature is particularly prone to<br />it, and that there are very few ofus who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some quality or other,<br />real or imaginary. Vanity and pride' are different things,<br />though the words are often used synonimously. A person may<br />be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion<br />ofourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."<br />"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas who<br />came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was.<br />I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine<br />every day."<br />"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought,"<br />said Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it I should take<br />away your bottle directly."<br />The boy protested that she should not; she continued to<br />declare that she would, and the argument ended only with<br />the visit.

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r. You<br />had much better dance."<br />"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am<br />particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly<br />as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged,<br /> and there is not another woman in the room, whom it would<br />not be a punishment to me to stand up with."<br />"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Bingley, "for<br />a kingdom! Upon my honour I never met with so many<br />pleasant girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are<br />several of them you see uncommonly pretty."<br />" You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,"<br />said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.<br />"Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But<br />there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who<br />is very pretty, and I dare say, very agreeable. Do let me ask<br />my partner to introduce you."<br />"Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for<br />a moment at Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his<br />own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome<br />enough to tempt me; and I am in no humour at present to give<br />consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.<br />You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles,<br />for you are wasting your time with me."<br />Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off;<br />and Elizabeth remained with no very cordial feelings towards<br />him. She told the story however with great spirit among her<br />friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which<br />delighted in any thing ridiculous.<br />The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole<br />family. Mrs. Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much<br />admired by the Netherfield party. Mr. Bingley had danced<br />with her twice, and she had been distinguished by his sisters.<br />Jane was as much gratified by this, as her mother could be,<br />though in a quieter way.

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rning, and never said a word about<br />it till now."<br />"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you chuse," said<br />Mr. Bennet; and, as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with<br />the raptures of his wife.<br />"What an excellent father you have, girls," said she, when<br />the door was shut. "I do not know how you will ever make<br />him amends for his kindness; or me either, for that matter.<br />At our time of life, it is not so pleasant I can tell you, to be<br />making new acquaintance every day; but for your sakes, we<br />would do any thing. Lydia, my love, though you are the<br />youngest, I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the<br />next ball."<br />"Oh!" said Lydia stoutly, "I am not afraid; for though I am<br />the youngest, I'm the tallest."<br />The rest of the evening was spent in conjecturing how soon<br />he would return Mr. Bennet's visit, and determining when<br />they should ask him to dinner.

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WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH, COME ON NOW, WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH!<br />Best boss music ever. Especially when you're BAKED!

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Easily your greatest site...ever. Bravo.

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This may seem too harsh, but since you're so hardened of heart that there's no hope you'll ever convert, it would only serve as ridding the world of a parasite.

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best birthday gift ever

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Best president ever

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what ever happened to this product

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Since you've joined the moon krew, you are clearly <br /><br />*Anti-Semetic<br />*Racist<br />*Homophobic<br /><br />What ever happened to the precious pedodog I used to know:

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all you ever do is whine, haha.

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Still one of the best ever

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Just as a reminder...<br /> <br />...you're the biggest faggot to ever record his voice to binary file: [site embarassed:site]

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Did you ever consider bathing with a plugged in electric toaster? You should definitely give it a try.

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I just saw flat-out pornography on RANDOMTMNDS... Max, you MUST remove that section of the frontpage! Reverting YTMND to the old orange layout would solve that AND put Recently Created where it belongs, but I have long given up on you ever doing that. So could you please remove RANDOMTMNDS?

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Beat me ever and I'll be impressed

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Still better than anything you've ever did.

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#1. RE: stalking --at least 12 of your recent comments are either replies to or directed at me. Once again, you're an utterly baseless fucking retarded moron and just plain fucking wrong.<br /> <br />#2. I never asked you to respect me. In fact, I've never asked a thing from you. I'm simply unrelentingly pointing out your self-aggrandized, self-parodying, hypocritical bullshit. You've called me a troll dozens of times without ever accepting that you consistently engage in debate, right or wrong (usually wrong) for debate's sake. At least I'm honest: I'm trolling stupid people on ytmnd. You are self-delusional and utterly fucking hypocritical because you [i]THINK[/i] you are being sincere. In reality, you're just a pseudo-internet intellectual opinion terrorist who's never once added a single thing of value to this community, despite your misguided belief that you're somehow "above the fray."<br /> <br />Case in point, you regularly associate, both on ytmnd and elsewhere, with racist, misogynist, homophobic pieces of shit. You defended rodheh for years against my critiques--all the while apparently unaware (imagine that, mDS oblivious; who'd a thunk?!) that I was 100% correct about him harassing gay people on DevientArt. You are "friends" with uncircumcised, even defending him against my critiques, while it is blatantly clear to anyone who isn't a fucking retarded bong water soaked Muppet that he's a reactionary Catholic zealot who does not believe in equal rights for gays, women, and other minorities. <br /> <br />But go on, you fucking piece of shit moronic excuse for an "internet expert," disassociate yourself again from the truth of how you operate on ytmnd. Lie to yourself some more and pretend that you aren't just a big, hypocritical windbag, hilarious only unintentionally to everyone else watching you flail around like a drowning mute paraplegic:<br /> <br />AAAARRRGGHHHHHLLLLAAARRRRRHHGGFFF!!! <br /> <br />*ploop*

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If your goal seriously is to not have or incite flame wars, the best thing you could ever do is smash your modem and stay the hell away from the internet. You're the worst kind of internet retard: you're too stupid to understand how stupid you are, while assuming that you are "helping" when in fact you are merely responding/arguing for the sake of responding/arguing. I treat you like shit because, in half a decade of watching you bicker on the internet, you've never made a single salient point, despite you hilariously outsized opinion of yourself. I admittedly troll, I fuck with people at YTMND because it's a site full of stupid people who think they aren't stupid. But you think you AREN'T trolling when you repeatedly engage in pointless, almost entirely baseless internet "debate," which makes you not just worse than me, not just a hypocritical piece of fucking shit, but just plain really, really, really stupid.

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the first five i''ve ever given. probably the last, considering everyone's artistic senses.

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keep making this crap and i'll be forced to pwn you. nothing you could ever create could compare to what i do on a daily basis with my real life job and what i am about to put on ytmnd.