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Beat me ever and I'll be impressed

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Still better than anything you've ever did.

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#1. RE: stalking --at least 12 of your recent comments are either replies to or directed at me. Once again, you're an utterly baseless fucking retarded moron and just plain fucking wrong.<br /> <br />#2. I never asked you to respect me. In fact, I've never asked a thing from you. I'm simply unrelentingly pointing out your self-aggrandized, self-parodying, hypocritical bullshit. You've called me a troll dozens of times without ever accepting that you consistently engage in debate, right or wrong (usually wrong) for debate's sake. At least I'm honest: I'm trolling stupid people on ytmnd. You are self-delusional and utterly fucking hypocritical because you [i]THINK[/i] you are being sincere. In reality, you're just a pseudo-internet intellectual opinion terrorist who's never once added a single thing of value to this community, despite your misguided belief that you're somehow "above the fray."<br /> <br />Case in point, you regularly associate, both on ytmnd and elsewhere, with racist, misogynist, homophobic pieces of shit. You defended rodheh for years against my critiques--all the while apparently unaware (imagine that, mDS oblivious; who'd a thunk?!) that I was 100% correct about him harassing gay people on DevientArt. You are "friends" with uncircumcised, even defending him against my critiques, while it is blatantly clear to anyone who isn't a fucking retarded bong water soaked Muppet that he's a reactionary Catholic zealot who does not believe in equal rights for gays, women, and other minorities. <br /> <br />But go on, you fucking piece of shit moronic excuse for an "internet expert," disassociate yourself again from the truth of how you operate on ytmnd. Lie to yourself some more and pretend that you aren't just a big, hypocritical windbag, hilarious only unintentionally to everyone else watching you flail around like a drowning mute paraplegic:<br /> <br />AAAARRRGGHHHHHLLLLAAARRRRRHHGGFFF!!! <br /> <br />*ploop*

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If your goal seriously is to not have or incite flame wars, the best thing you could ever do is smash your modem and stay the hell away from the internet. You're the worst kind of internet retard: you're too stupid to understand how stupid you are, while assuming that you are "helping" when in fact you are merely responding/arguing for the sake of responding/arguing. I treat you like shit because, in half a decade of watching you bicker on the internet, you've never made a single salient point, despite you hilariously outsized opinion of yourself. I admittedly troll, I fuck with people at YTMND because it's a site full of stupid people who think they aren't stupid. But you think you AREN'T trolling when you repeatedly engage in pointless, almost entirely baseless internet "debate," which makes you not just worse than me, not just a hypocritical piece of fucking shit, but just plain really, really, really stupid.

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the first five i''ve ever given. probably the last, considering everyone's artistic senses.

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keep making this crap and i'll be forced to pwn you. nothing you could ever create could compare to what i do on a daily basis with my real life job and what i am about to put on ytmnd.

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Because your conception of the term "research" is to follow a few links on the internet, here's a "For Dummies" guide to prove, in just two links, what a fucking retarded fucktard you are:<br /><br />#1: The dominant religion of the country of Uganda: 85% Christian, of which 42% is Catholic:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Uganda<br /><br />#2: The 'Uganda Anti-Homosexuality Bill,' of which I'll quote for you the good parts, because you're such a fucking simpleton we wouldn't want to confuse you with too much social theory or facts and figures:<br /><br />"The bill divides homosexual behavior into two categories: 'aggravated homosexuality', in which an offender would receive the death penalty, or 'the offence of homosexuality' in which an offender would receive life imprisonment."<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Bill<br /> <br />I could end with the usual retard-on-the-internet retort of "Do some research..." but not a single person who ever typed that phrase into a flame war comment has the first inkling of what the term "research" means in actual fields of research.<br /> <br />You remain the dumbest, most flamboyantly self-parodying moron to grace the septic waste pool that is ytmnd, which I guess explains your "friendship" with an anti-gay, racist, misogynist, self-hating closeted freak of nature religious zealot who is as equally terrified of images of naked women as he is lizard people and Jews. Nice "friends" you've got there, ass face.

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Scientology is just a distraction from Freemasonry. Why do you think it's openly attacked in the media, while they barely ever mention Freemasonry?

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If you're using [i]your[/i] voice again, please don't. Ever. <br /> <br />(it's faggoty)

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and eric, can you please explain to us why you invest yourself into things like Pokemon and Troll Sites? you only really have control over yourself, and very limited control at that. when you invest yourself in something it can be very important. it can be productive. it can be sacred. many will tell you it can be spiritual. it can be the biggest thing you ever do, the moment of your life. so why do you waste it? what's the root of it all? where does it come from? do you regret making this site and sites like it?

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lol why bother changing the title? no one will ever see this and it will never ever make any of the main page lists, so...

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no he doesn't, ever.

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Sad as it sounds, this really is the best thing of yours that DarthWang has ever seen.

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^This has to be the most retarded of self righteous posts I have ever seen. I think you need a short civics and social science lesson.<br /><br />[b]1.[/b] 'Muhummadd' is a play on words with 'Muhummad', a prophet of Islam.<br />[b]2. [/b]Islam is a religion, not a race. There are black, white, asian and middle eastern followers of Islam. Therefore, any (deserved) mockery of this violent and vile religion is not racist.<br /><br />[b]3. [/b]Islam also happens to be one of the harshest of religions today in the 21st century. They willfully stone gay people, women who cheat on their husbands, women who have sex before marriage and other minor sexual infractions. Often to death. Survivors die soon after.<br />[i][b]3a. [/b][/i] They have a litany of other harsh penalties for even minor crimes. Thieves often have one or both hands chopped off.<br />[i][b]3b. [/b][/i] Please read up even a little bit on Sharia Law.<br /><br />[b]4. [/b] An [i]Islamist[/i] is a slang term, for one who advocates for Islam, usually quite aggressively, sometimes violently. If you don't think such people exist, I suggest you read some international news of any kind.<br /><br />[b]5. [/b] A 'left wing islamist' is one who favors both left wing politics and also either sugarcoating the crimes of islam or simply advocating for the religion. This includes non muslim westerners who propagate the lie "Islam is the a Religion of Peace". I think these people are disgusting, because they are clearly ignoring the inhumane deeds done in the middle east in the name of Islam.<br /><br />[b]6. [/b] I am sick of western apologists for this horrible religion who accuse its critics of racism. Die in a fire.

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Blasphemy. That's a raptor's birthday iffin ever I saw it.

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lol what possesses you to even try? the spelling of the word "possesses" is more interesting than any single thing you have ever contributed here.<br /><br />see what word other word i chose to focus on? "contributed." contribution. something you know nothing about. you do not contribute. you take away.<br /><br />you are leech scum and i will drive you away.

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so listen, i randomly posted (misquoting, i might add) a random old saying that had nothing to do with anything. and now you're posting an essay about what it means and why YOU are right and someone else is completely wrong. and now you have your excuse to shamelessly proclaim that you are like the top notch of society. it's embarrassing. this leads me to believe that you are a psychopath and please do not respond to any of my comments. ever.<br /><br />You have proven that you are completely self absorbed. Fucking ass.

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you're trying way to hard to look clever by deconstructing something for the sake of deconstructing it. i even felt bad and messaged you, apologizing for reacting in a mean way, when you accused me of being nice to try and get you to agree with me or something even though nothing i was saying was trying to persuade you in any way. i said "the saying is older than dirt" or something, as if to say "who cares, it's an old saying." now you're trying as hard as you can to look like you're "thinking freely" and "independently," or whatever your idea of that is, just for the hell of it. YOU'RE EVEN COMPARING YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU IDENTIFY AS THE ELITE OF SOCIETY! so great excuse for doing that.<br /><br />what you're bitching about in the first place is a pretty abstract concept. it can be applied in different ways to different contexts. it's not by any means suggesting that ALL good intentions pave the road to hell. this is what you're assuming. so YOUR premise is fucked up, dude. not mine. have you ever tried "abstract thinking?" do you know what that means? because if so, i'd like you to define it for me without using google. the old saying is completely dependent on WHAT you're applying it to. i think you missed that part. going on your "super smart free thinker doctor/layer/engineer" tangent, from what i've seen it's most commonly used to describe religious people using religion as a base for committing "evil" acts, most commonly by the more liberal religious describing the fanatically religious.<br /><br />and literally, EVERY ONE of your bullshit premises you’ve spun up incorrectly deconstruct the concept. Especially your building premise. Like, I can’t even begin to break that down for you. The more you bitch, the more you prove you do not understand (1) the concept (2) how to “deconstruct” something in an intelligent way (3) interact with people on the internet.

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Worst site ever

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yayyy that s teh best drink ever

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This is the creepiest, saddest, most disgusting voice ever recorded in the history of phonography.

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[i]...and what did Les ever do to the new catheter? [/i]

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You are the worst user I have ever seen.

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I've had enough your shit woman. I'm destroying everything you've ever loved.

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Yeah but have you ever seen it - ON MUSHROOMS?

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and by ruin,,, you mean " made the best ever". seems only logical and correlates with the fact that "ev3ry0n3 will b3 gh3y by 2o12."

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OOOOOOORT CLOUD HERE JUST VOTING 1 THEN VOTING 1 WITH ALL MY ALTS TO ENSURE NO ONE EVER HAS TO VIEW THIS GARBAGE EVER AGAIN.<br /><br />AH HJAHJAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJHAJHAJH AHJ HAJ HAJ HAJH AH HA HAJ HJAJHJ HHJ H HJ JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj<br />jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj poit.

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your parents bought that for you to let you know they've given up on you ever finding a job/romantic partner/place to live outside their guest room

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I regret that Max no longer lets you use your best name of all time "beatingadeadhorse", because beating the same dead horses again and again are all you ever do around here

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the only thing a typical person would know about me should they even bother to make it to the comment pages is that I am some random guy by the name of "madDogSoldier" who makes random goofy comments.<br /><br />only a few people ever pay any attention to any sort of comment discussion