?Conan is a.... WIZARD! |
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I want to believe… you’re smarter then this
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?DarthWang's new license |
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Yeah, gr33nscr33n, you wouldn't want to REPEAT A JOKE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.<br /><br />Only a senile, old fuddy-duddy would do a thing like that.
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?Mysteries Of The Steph |
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2014-07-28 |
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Darthwang wants me to pass this message to you: fieeeeeeeeeve
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?hit me with your fried rice |
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2014-07-27 |
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An Umfuld alt downvoted this, which almost make me want to upvote it. Almost.
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?By The Time I Get To Phoenix |
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2014-07-20 |
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no one wants to put up with you for any length of time huh? weird
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?Skunk Ape |
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2013-08-20 |
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lol. i didn't want this to end.
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?Ukraine Planes and Pooch Missles |
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2014-07-25 |
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and if you guys decide to eat at old country buffet soon, (shut the fuck up, you know you want to), be sure to print out this sites thumbnail so you can stick it in the mac and cheese. let people know the truth.
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?original site joke |
Blasterdude |
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2014-07-23 |
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japanese dogs are so cute kawwaiii i want to live in japan too.
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?pizza head faller |
Blasterdude |
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2014-07-23 |
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i wanted to 5 this, i really did
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?Kramer and Newman make Sausages |
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2014-07-17 |
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if you want to live in a butcher shop, i'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat
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?The DARK Ponies!!!! (or Ponies of the Apocalypse... |
PewdiePiesSlave |
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2014-07-11 |
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that is kind've mean please redact your comment. don't want to poison the community...
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?0M6 Y7MND H1J4CK |
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We just want to fix you.
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?Do you wanna build a server? |
vGMaze |
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2014-07-06 |
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I want to cut out your tongue and then use it to gouge out your eyes.
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?The Internet, Your Pain, Our Pleasure |
dzotti |
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2014-07-05 |
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Search for "just wanted to make it snow" in google for the source video.
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?Next on Nickelodeon™ |
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2014-06-27 |
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coming up next right after I fucked your mom is your sister who has a nice pussy she wants to use and she says "my gay fucking brother who makes ytmnds tries to protect but really hes really gay."
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?One Palm Tree |
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2014-06-28 |
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This is what I want on the walls, next to paintings. Scenery with a infinite loop.
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?YoureTheCoconutMan |
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2014-06-23 |
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I remember this from the muppets movie. They were playing "You got a fist in me" in between clips from toy story 3. Jimmy Stewart would say "I don't wanna get married to anybody you understand! I just want to put my fist in side you and jiggle it around! It was ground breaking for its time because it was the first muppets/fisting/crime drama to be shot in colour. Oh yeah Fozzie Bear mauled some kid in a grocery store while flying on angel dust and 500 eye witnesses saw him pour apple-cranberry juice into the victims eyes and open wounds. Kermit supported his alibi that the kid was in fact a russian spy, but mid-trial, Hans Christian ANDerson burst in and yelled "Soilent Green is PEOPLE" and everybody started losing their lunch all over the place. Then, that green guy with the gold tooth, disguised as a janitor, poured what looked like cat litter all over the place, but it was really [i]gun[/i] powder. Mrs. Piggy lit a fart and the whole place burned alive. I think the muppets got away because after the place had burned for a while it showed all the dead people and the wreckage and stuff, and the camera panned over to the defendant table and just showed like dust, like in the shape of the muppets, like they were there, dust formed around them and now they're gone, leaving just the dust. It was just like [i]pointing[/i] to the notion that they escaped but it didn't say for sure. I think they did that so they can kill them off if they don't get picked up for another movie. I shoulda taped it.
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?Ronald McDonald gets sexually harassed |
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2014-06-12 |
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He wants a McGangBang
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Amazing Grace |
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this site is amazing but I found it 8 years too late. I've been crying from laughter but apparently it's falling behind other websites. just wanted to vent somewhere since the goddamn support site doesn't let me log in properly
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?Cyberzebra |
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2014-06-06 |
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Dance party. 5 if you cite your sources. I want this jam.
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?(nsfw) hey guys |
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2014-05-28 |
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i want to see that hunks body and cute face... i mean his penis is hot but i need to see more.
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?Morbius Discovers |
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2014-05-25 |
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I want to murder everyone who says "little stephers".
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?OMG OMG my first YTMND EVER |
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"we"<br /><br />[b]furries have psychological disorders with the concept of society so rather than to overcome it they embrace it creating their own distorting reality what they want. the belief in "society" itself is a disorder. "we" is a insecure term.[/b]
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?OneWayDog™ |
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2014-05-24 |
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And this guy's sayin', "Whudduya want from me?"
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?Austin Stevens has responded to me! |
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2014-05-18 |
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Figures that all you really want in life is attention from people who couldn't give less of a shit about you because you're such a fucking FAGGOT!!!: embarassed.ytmnd.com
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?BBLSOBTATWAMNG |
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2014-05-19 |
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DON'T YOU FUCKIN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I DO WHAT I FUCKIN WANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAAAH
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?Pancake Waltz |
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2014-05-17 |
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You want it? You can't have it.
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?Capital Offense |
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2014-05-17 |
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i want a nude butt
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?Hulk Hogan Sets a Trap |
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2014-05-14 |
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why you want to blow him off or something
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?KHANTMND: Khan's presidential campaign ... |
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2014-05-10 |
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foreign. only americans can be president. want clinton to tell you how givings the internets to another country, or your country, is beez beezinb bads? how he explains it to you. morons.
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