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A terrifying truth of my future, the simple regret of my past. <br /><br />I got here late. <br /><br />Alone, the drifter stumbles. Upon the horizon, an oasis. Shadows cast and tell a tale! (silhouettes). Something lies ahead. (The joy of the unknown. the churning of the neglected, groaning, hungry at the thought)<br />what have i stumbled into? <br /><br />- a ghost town. The thirst for life has led to this empty well. (Dust and dry sand).<br /><br />I got here late.<br /><br />The sad truth - I never was, nor ever will be, a part of ytmnd.

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one of the greatest ever. juiceman was definitely one of my top 5 favorite users

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probably one of the few comments of yours I have ever upvoted

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Monuments have been attempted and failed to be made on this ever-changing landscape. Sages and witches prophecise that in the 10,000th curl the lost souls trapped shall be made free and the world shall end.

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I think this is my first ever hipster comment.<br /><br />Yeah man, I remember when this site was so cool man. Man, today's site aren't as good as they weren't back then man because I'm certainly not blinded by nostalgia man. You know what I'm sayin', man? Man.

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grew a pair of balls, huh. i bet you sent pde one of your aspie PMs apologizing, explaining you didn't really mean it.<br /><br />because guess fucking what. i guarantee that comment of yours hurt more than anything anyone has said to him online in quite some time. seriously. look at his sites. look at his comments. look at his fucking youtube and facebook. the kid lives online and posts every inane little event in his life. he fucking posts videos of himself opening packs of pokemon cards. think about what that means. think about what all that media means to eric. and you're calling him a "mediocre, not even famous*** within ytmnd user." look at his giant list of sites. think back to his activity throughout the years. all he ever wanted was attention. he's practically devoted his life to maintaining the attention of a handful of equally loser adults and one or two children.<br /><br />think about what you say, mr. smarty pants. ya know, mds, having the gift of being bright often comes with consequences.<br /><br />***and FAMOUS. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

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This is one of the most amazing YTMND's I have ever seen.

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[b]i am the coolest user who ever lived.[/b]

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This was the first Myspace Suicide YTMND i ever saw. ^^

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And you never will get it, which is good because it insures that you won't ever reproduce.

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Because of this, I will 5 everything you ever make. Because of this.

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"...while it could make conformity more rigid, more totalitarian than ever before..."<br />MYTWITTERFACE!

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Worst president ever.

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hmmmm ovo<br />don't think we drew this nor did we ever meet you lolol<br />cute pic tho!!

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what he is a saint in real life? <br /><br /><br />doesn't matter, suicide isn't ever funny. and nothing justifies joking about suicide. not even umfuld music

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I just realized this is the best YTMND site ever.

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Laying eggs is the closest your dick will ever come to having sex.

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Home Alone 2, you mother of a sequel. Truly the most unnecessary sequel ever made in the history of sequels. Yet I have to give it credit, it's still a big part of my childhood. And it still has that Home Alone magic. I just wish it made a damn lick of sense. You have to wonder what the hell went through the film maker's heads when they were coming up with that flick. "Oh well, if Die Hard did it, we can too..." Good God.

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Still amazes me that anyone ever saw it let alone recently.

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Smash hit, definitely the first time ever.

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you're the best, around, nothings ever gonna bring you down

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one of the greatest works ever. also, OBAMA IS A NlGGER!!!

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literally the gayest thing i have ever read.

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I honestly can't remember ever seeing you make anything clever.

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who know's maybe i got it all wrong. big tech giants and swedish banks. what the fuck ever.

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look at all these words no one will ever read

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Saw "Volgin" in the title, knew it was you. Don't ever change.

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pay day ae! <br />so help me you better not ever have a girlfriend<br /><br /><br />same goes with all you guys bu especiallly pde

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this is one of the my favorite ytmnds ever.

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You clearly don't know what "inside joke" means, because you would then not be applying it to David Rockefeller. By the way, this ytmnd is not even a joke.<br /><br />[b]1. Inside joke[/b]<br />An inside joke is a joke formed between two or more people that no one other than those few people will ever understand until you explain it to them. And even when you do explain it to them, they may get the joke but may not find it even remotely amusing. People generally find inside jokes annoying, as the joke makes absolutley no sense on its own in any context. I find that most of the stupidest ones that have been formed by own group were formed by accident. Perhaps that is why most of them make absolutely no sense. <br /><br />http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=inside%20joke<br /><br /><br />Also, David Rockefeller IS well known, just not to uneducated ignoramuses like yourself who clearly has video game controllers and bags of Cheetos glued to your hands.<br /><br />His name returns over 9.5 million hits on google. The first several pages of returns are ALL about him too: https://www.google.com/#q=david+rockefeller<br /><br />Besides,<br /><br />- his brother famously ran for president in 1964<br />- chairman and CEO of Chase Manhattan Bank<br />- former Director of Council of Foreign Relations<br />- current senior member of the Rockefeller Family<br />- founded the Trilateral Commission