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I fucking LOVE this song!!! I've been waiting for the remix album but it keeps getting pushed back....

That is too perfect.<br /><br /><br />[spoil]It is the peak of winter, and max has run out of vodka and painkillers. They barely comfort him now anyway, not worth braving the cold outside. <br />[i]It's finished enough[/i], he lies to himself. Today will have to be release day.<br />"Isn't it pretty?" he asks, knowing how, and how, we will answer.<br />"So pretty, so lovely"<br />[i]Digg[/i]<br />"A finer casket you've never made"<br />[i]Like[/i]<br />"Truly, you've made such a splendid coffin for your dreams"[/spoil]

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No, you lying idiot.<br /><br />Anyone can see that I did not compare myself to a brain surgeon. I only pointed out the folly of how dumb it would be to act like an expert in a profession one has no experience in to someone who actually works in that profession. Did you actually say that you were an english teacher?<br /><br />Anyone who thinks claiming to make 61k is arrogant is clueless. That's just somewhat above average. Besides, I made that claim in response to some idiot throwing a hissy fit about me spending decent money sponsoring a bunch of sites. I also said that in response to JoeyJoeJoe acting like he is so much richer than us.<br /><br />"Am I the one who made a site about himself enjoying the smell of his own farts?"<br /><br />No, that was your friend/alt FutureFaggyFeaturedUser. I love the fact that you bring that site up which was filled with lies and quotes taken out of context. Some of the quotes added don't even make any sense.<br /><br />I had to laugh at "Rodheh is indeed 19, I know him on facebook". Yes, I was so high and mighty with that one.

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I love that they brought it back.

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I wanna get nuts.....I repeated this out loud for like 7 mintues XD<br /><br />i loved it

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Sorry, I'm not desperate enough like you are to spend thousands on whores with chlamydia, herpes, and crotch crickets. The fact that you know what the Chicken Ranch is (I had never heard of it) doesn't say a whole lot about your love life. I'm sorry you're such a sad man.

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You love browsing my old sites, don't you? If I were to come over to your home and look under your desk, what are the chances of me finding jizz stains all over the inside of it -- fresh from 3:11am?

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love it

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I love it when awesome sites get on Top Viewed.

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It's not the first time you upload pictures of this man here, and if that is you, Johnny... you know what? You're not ugly at all. I can't really judge from a couple of low resolution photos, but you are kinda cute! Maybe the eyebrows... but that's what you look like and I accept that. Strangely, you look a little like a friend of mine, also he's got a similar pair of glasses and he has your same t-shirt (he loves Napoleon Dynamite). But I would never dare to tell him something related to physical attraction, that would be offensive for him and shameful for me. I must tell that I find myself attracted to hairy men: I like the constrast that hairs make with the skin, I like to feel the fuzziness on my skin. Not that I ever had a hairy man in my life, but I guess that's how I could feel. Too bad you're maybe in the USA so we'll probably never meet in real life. But don't get me wrong, please: I don't want to shock or harrass you, I just have an opinion and I can't help but saying that man in those photos has something that catches my attention.

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heaps decent. love it

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I don't get it... I love it.

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My favorite thing is that the Heat dominate the game and then get cocky and lose. It's so funny and I love it. Mavs seems so calm. They'll win it no doubt.

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Ever since I first saw this on www.ebaumsworld.com I've always loved it, even though they probably stole it, just like this guy.

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The real Spartan economy banned precious coins and used iron rods (cooking spits) as its medium of exchange, making commerce extremely heavy, inconvenient and masculine.<br /><br />Also, I love "this is madness" guy poking out, in disbelief over low low prices.

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yeah, jesus man. fatty, you made a "stay in the kitchen" joke??? you seemingly were not even attempting to create what some pretentious college freshmans might call "meta irony" or something asstarded like that.<br /><br />and Ummy, you're praising someone for uploading the SIMPLEST of "original content" or whatever it was i think you thought you meant??? now THAT would be a funny joke, especially if we all bought it, which we did not. we didn't need to buy anything. we simply noted you reality.<br /><br />so HAHAHAHA, WITH THIS SITE, FATTY TRIED (IN THE SAME WAY) TO MAKE A PDE-LIKE VOICE JOKE AND YOU USED TWO DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS TO TELL US HE HAS POTENTIAL AND YOU "LOVE" SEEING THAT ON YTMND????? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I JUST POINTED OUT????? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING???????<br /><br />[i]you're a hater[/i]

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No you try to understand Dumfuld. First of all his name is arrrgh. Secondly you're a fucking idiot. Clodius makes sites but rarely votes. He has 95 sites or something, so he's a legit user. You make me sick. Not only did you just admit to downvoting me but you're concept of YTMND voting is ridiculous. You have no business policing the YTMND votes and you have no right to determine whose votes are legit or not. <br /><br />You lurk in spy like a worthless lump and try to run YTMND the way you want to. No alts have voted on this site. 5s are legit votes whether you think so or not. I've already explained my relationship with arrrgh. If you don't find my site 5 worthy then don't fucking five it. Arrrgh likes my sites thus he fives them you fucking idiot. Holy shit. You're the most ignorant person on this site with multiple multiple accounts that you use to downvote others which is the most malicious thing you can do on this site. It's not any of your concern how real, non-trolls vote on this site. Your negatively affecting the site and the users. Everyone hates you and you're just a massive troll. <br /><br />I lol'd at arrrgh's site. It's a movie we love and I liked it. SO I FIVED IT. Look at my voting history. I vote legitimately and of my own opinion. I even recently 4'd one of your sites even though you're a piece of shit. Sometimes, Cumfulld people have differing opinions on what is funny and what isn't. Imagine that you dumbass. This is the last time I ever reply to one of your ridiculous troll comments. You used Nothingman to downvote me. WbGN downvoted me. You're just pissed you don't have any friends on the internet or real life who life your sites and log in to view them.<br /><br />Votes are a way of expressing opinion. Someone's opinion is none of your concern nor is how they vote. As long as users aren't downvoting trolls or using alts to downvote others then you have no argument, you worthles

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more lazy site making here. had a .gif composed in my head that would have elevated this from crap to just above crap on the art faggery scale. so this is storage of a spacey track I don't particular love but spent time on and can't bring myself to throw away. <br /><br />^ also this is how I feel about all my sites. so if I don't repeat this again there it is...

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Love it love it love it love it love!

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is it beach season? because you sure love flip-flops.

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Poorly edited, obnoxious audio, but for the love of fucking god, it's so bad it's great. 5'd

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dont listen to haters, i liked it. i miss the old ytmnds that just had pictures. and i loved how the audio included everything i was thinking as i was looking at the picture.

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i love it!

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yes! i loved the part where he walked away. now i have it in gif form!

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Next on Fox and Friends: "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN"<br /><br />I don't want to be the Debbie Downer of the situation, but to me killing OBL looks like another tiny piece of an almost forgotten puzzle started so long ago. I was 14 when I saw the news of that terrible act and I was a stupid ignorant about everything. In 10 years I got informed and I also started to have an opinion, which is still quite immature, but at least I have something to think about. I believe terrorists are driven by interests, so it seems plausible and logically easy to neutralize them, not because of what they aspire to but because of the way they want to achieve their goal. But terrorism... terrorism is a concept. How do you make a war on terrorism? It's like making a war on love! How do you make a war on something that you can barely describe? Of course it's easy to describe it as an act. But terrorism goes beyond the act, for some it's a way of life, a philosophy, that's what scares me the most. I think there should be something more than killing terrorists, they can be replaced in no time. The problem is, I still don't know what is missing. Maybe there's nothing missing and this game of capturing/killing is the only solution to the problem. Maybe the problem is not even what we commonly think it is. Maybe, but that's a little far-fetched, there's no problem at all.

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I remember when nostalgia was cool, before it was appropriated by VH-1's I-love-five-seconds-ago, tired Family Guy jokes which as South Park pointed out the Simpsons happened to do first, and oh yeah, Norman Rockwell. Those were the days. Salad, halcyon type goodness. On second thought, maybe nostalgia never was what it used to be...

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ALSO FIRST COMMENT ON YTMND AFTER IT'S BEEN MADE OFFICIAL THAT JON AND KATE PLUS ATE GOT MARRIED<br /><br />I THINK.<br /><br />THEY HAVEN'T KISSED YET BUT THE PREACHER SAID ALL THE LOVE SHIT....

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Weirdest YTMND user ever.....but I love it. I wasn't going to rate it until I saw the cat getting fucked, then I was like "omg bestiality + rape = wynn"

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I love it and I watched it at work and am having a tough time explaining why I'm watching walking penises

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This is what I love about the "Net" as it's called by people today. You probably posted that comment for all we know. Long live the the World wide webs!