?Morbius Discovers |
BoredJedi |
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2014-05-25 |
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I want to murder everyone who says "little stephers".
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?OMG OMG my first YTMND EVER |
OmgToast |
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"we"<br /><br />[b]furries have psychological disorders with the concept of society so rather than to overcome it they embrace it creating their own distorting reality what they want. the belief in "society" itself is a disorder. "we" is a insecure term.[/b]
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?OneWayDog™ |
Kacen |
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2014-05-24 |
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And this guy's sayin', "Whudduya want from me?"
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?Austin Stevens has responded to me! |
woman |
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2014-05-18 |
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Figures that all you really want in life is attention from people who couldn't give less of a shit about you because you're such a fucking FAGGOT!!!: embarassed.ytmnd.com
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?BBLSOBTATWAMNG |
Dasyati |
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2014-05-19 |
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DON'T YOU FUCKIN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I DO WHAT I FUCKIN WANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAAAH
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?Pancake Waltz |
gregkinnear2 |
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2014-05-17 |
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You want it? You can't have it.
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?Capital Offense |
Fluk3 |
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2014-05-17 |
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i want a nude butt
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?Hulk Hogan Sets a Trap |
HulkHogan |
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2014-05-14 |
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why you want to blow him off or something
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?KHANTMND: Khan's presidential campaign ... |
DarthWang |
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2014-05-10 |
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foreign. only americans can be president. want clinton to tell you how givings the internets to another country, or your country, is beez beezinb bads? how he explains it to you. morons.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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- Let me know when you want your dog to challenge me. I'm game.<br /><br />- You blast me for incorrectly using the word "selfish". But if you take a closer look to any post of mine here, you will notice that I have not in fact, attempted to redefine the word.<br /><br />I just want to point out that different dictionaries have subtly differing ways to define "selfishness", ranging from caring about yourself primary to caring about yourself at the expense of others.<br /><br />I simply requested ldrancer that he explain further what he meant by the use of the word. I still think he was just trying to puff his chest with moral authority.
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?the problem as usual... |
LegoLewdite |
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2014-05-06 |
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Definitely intended. But for the pun and parody of it...nothing satiric unless you want it to be...
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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You're such a humanitarian! I think you were really starting to make a breakthrough with him when you said "[i]All you do is get hysterical and hurl insults[/i]." That, I'm sure, really spoke to him, you squirrel fucker. <br /> <br />Also, I'm not trying to one up you, I'm trying to "help" you--just like you're always trying to help other people--to understand what a stupid, moronic, mentally retarded, dunderheaded, thick skulled, ugly, unscrupulous, dim witted, delusional, bongwater soaked Muppet of an anal wart on the ass of ignorance you are.<br /><br />That and I really want to watch my pit bull wipe down the tables with you in a flame war because, even though you think you're some kind of internet intellectual font of wisdom, even-handed sincerity, and straight-talking common sense while my pit bull is afraid of baths and thinks that the vacuum cleaner is possessed by a demon spawn of the Dog God of Chaos, he'd totally crush you in one round, even if you got to take the first shot.
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madDogSoldier |
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It's not a stupid question. Because "greed" is a convenient slander for whenever someone wants to get on some moral high horse. <br /><br />The problem is that "greed" means different things to different people. Along with it's stepbrother word "selfish".<br /><br />For example, some people say if you want to pay less taxes, that you are greedy. No rational explanation is provided for what the proper threshold for non greed on that is.<br /><br />Others claim that government employees are "greedy", because they are typically much harder to fire than private sector employees. Government employees also tend to get better benefits and are more likely to be unionized than a private sector employee. <br /><br />Others still define greed as simply making more money than they do.<br /><br />One of the ways my dad uses "selfish" is regards to those who smoke weed. What he fails to consider is that people who drink or enjoy any other form of pleasure can be accused of selfishness as well.<br /><br />So, I almost never see a consistent definition of "greed" or "selfishness". Therefore, I just roll my eyes whenever someone uses these words.
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madDogSoldier |
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microsoft. you being greedy asking me this fucking question. like beign on the tinernet and knowing that dont like get it. if you jumped on the internet with your fucking phone nad your told your not allowed on it, noone cares what you think. and then you think that somehow you deserve some shit out of it? your greedy from everyone else. <br /><br />i can connect, toany computer i want to. i can ping and see if i get a pong from anyone. i pay 50 dollars a month for this shit. then you want to bitch, think yo8u can copyright. and whatever else stupid shit. spy like google does with search spiders .they scan ports of peoples computers, internet web page ports. and what do they do? they sell the ads and sell people gonig on to it, now fuck everybody over. <br /><br />if i done that, my isp would shut me down. so FUCK YOU.
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?Ah ah ah™ |
woman |
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2014-05-03 |
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wearing out the truth bought to you by woman. oh and the rest of ytmnd not giving a shit. or anyone who wants to talk about woman. ilove they way they can talk shit about you, then never do nothing but repeat that or never say shit. ever. ever have a statment or comment on anything. fuckign losers.
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?YTMND suggested improvements |
madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Political parties. Morality. Class equality. Economics. Crime. Corruption. Innocence. Fairness. Survival. Comfort. Safety.<br /><br />Timeless, endless struggles of humanity. Confusing, overwhelming, unsolvable problems.<br /><br />I'm not highly educated, but I'm not stupid.<br /><br />I observe, listen and watch everyone but I rarely debate or participate.<br /><br />All I know is that everyone is basically looking out for their own interests, wether they realize it or not. <br /><br />Anyone who claims to know everything and has it all figured out is usually either dead wrong or just lying (in part or in full to themselves and/or to others).<br /><br />Still, one has to take a stand somewhere and choose a side to some extent. <br /><br />I'm no anarchist. I agree we need a society, government and police. But I also hate the inherent, unavoidable corruption and abuse that comes with it.<br /><br />But I'm also half expecting society to crumble at any moment. I try to rely on the system as little as possible. I don't drive a car, I'm somewhat of a preper, I try to stay off the grid as much as possible, while still taking advantage of it as much as possible (a difficult balance).<br /><br />Bottom line is that everyone is an animal. Sometimes territorial and fierce, sometimes communal and bonding. But always wanting to dominate their surroundings using any means at their disposal, be it money and power, emotional subterfuge or brute force.<br /><br />I don't have it all figured out, but I do know you have to be damn careful out there and you can't really trust anyone. Not a stranger, not a family member, not a cop, not a president. <br /><br />Except that there are times when you have no choice. That's the rub.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Did anyone else snort into their brandy snifter when they read madDoge use the phrase [i]are known to implicate false evidence[/i]? I mean, we wouldn't ever want our evidence to be falsely implicated, would we? I sure wouldn't. That's why I keep all of my evidence free and clear of all false implication.
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?Koopa Troopa Found In The Real World |
Helmsworth |
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6,211 |
2014-05-01 |
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I'm pretty fucking impressed he got that far. I wanted him to make it.
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?User Content Profit Sharing |
Fluk3 |
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108,571 |
2014-04-29 |
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so sell yoursellf out you little bitch and think youll get away with this. its our internet. <br /><br />you either throw your godamn 900 dialer on it, like you wanted to do, and fuck it over cause noone will get on it, lke everyone palneed to do.<br />BUT SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTH CAUSE NOONE CARES. <br /><br />oh yea and go sell yoruself out, bitch so we can know where to find you.
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?User Content Profit Sharing |
Fluk3 |
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108,571 |
2014-04-29 |
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its not like you arent just stating yo8u are seth mcfarlen, making your shitty sites, using exactly his stuff. pretending someone fucking cares about what you fucking say when your runnin gyour fuckng mouth with nothing to say. piece of shit.<br /><br />cause when you say who you are, your giving away what you want, to do like destroy this site. fuck you go to hell godamn cocksucker. <br /><br />cause you sell out to tv.<br /><br />you try to use google to sell out to tv, to fuck over the internet.<br /><br />google are thieves. they dont ask, their fucking bots, spy. <br /><br />oh what if someone uses their search results? they bitch. they even fake the godamn name afterwards..<br />called, scroogle. that was a search site that took googles cookie, threw it away and gave the results. what the fuck is their proble, them morons getting thier site searched at that?<br /><br />nothing but they want to godamn spy.<br /><br />so anyone looking at your ass, doesnst FUCKIKNG CARE> NOW FUCKOFF
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?YTMND suggested improvements |
madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Even geniuses have been killed by gunshots, what are you talking about?<br /><br />also, police kill more than terrorists:<br />http://www.alternet.org/more-americans-killed-police-terro<br />rists-crime-down-why-police-aggression<br /><br />Besides, we have a state and we have police, but murders still happen. Even a cop would tell you they show up in minutes when seconds count. They show up in time to photograph your body.<br /><br />Also, police can't really keep everyone from misbehavior. They are drastically outnumbered. They reason why all hell does not actually break loose is that because violent people only make up a tiny percentage of the population.<br /><br />If most people actually hated cops, they would not stand a chance, with a ratio of 100,000 people per cop. What happens is that most folks just want to live their lives and are taught in school to think of cops as good, competent and necessary people.<br /><br />Also, even if police do not commit most homicides (by the way, the number is higher than 100 in other years, as much as 500+ reported in 2012), the fact is that governments around the world have killed more people than private criminals: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/MURDER.HTM<br /><br />Also, police officers often lie in court and are known to implicate false evidence. Talk to any attoney who handles criminal cases.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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"What's gonna stop me from doing that?"<br /><br />My bullet between your eyes. Or private security hired by a community.<br /><br />"See, you scumbags - you morally bankrupt scumbags - act as if that state protection is sacrosanct yet anything else is an assault on freedom."<br /><br />your own hero Chomsky who you don't seem to have read too much of wants the state to disappear as well.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Well, terms like "left" and "democrat" can be subjective. I think most people think (maybe they are uninformed) that there are left wing democrats and left of center democrats.<br /><br />I am quite aware that hardcore left wingers, like those at http://www.revleft.com/ may consider democrats to be right leaning.<br /><br />I am also aware that there are those in places like Europe which would consider American democrats to be right wing, comparatively.<br /><br />But to me, these measurements are not like measuring something scientific, like what the volume of water in a container is, or how hot a particular star in outer space is.<br /><br />I try to focus more on particular ideas of what someone is proposing.<br /><br />You are telling me that George Soros is not of the left. But I thought he said that capitalism threatens open society. That sounds a lot more radical than what someone like Hillary Clinton might say.<br /><br />"The finance industry gave billions to Obama's campaigns. You think that's the fucking left, you absolute fucking retard?"<br /><br />The wealthy Friedrich Engels financed Karl Marx. International bankers financed Lenin, Trotsky and the October Revolution. Are you telling me that they are not left as well?<br /><br />"And Koch brothers = Libertarianism."<br /><br />No. They showed up late in the game. "Libertarian" was a term adopted by french anarchists who wanted to hide from authorities who went after anarchists.<br /><br />Murray Rothbard re-adapted in the 1960s. He helped start the Libertarian party in 1971. He did not even get involved with the Koch brothers until the mid-1970s.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Greed is only moral or immoral when someone lets it turn into aggression against others. Otherwise, it is morally neutral.<br /><br />Greed is just people wanting more stuff for themselves, which everyone does. In fact, it is necessary for survival.<br /><br />The reason why greed is slandered is because of christianity and other religions which want you to submit to them and not follow your own conscious. Socialism, while mostly atheistic, inherited this from xianity. <br /><br />Greed is good when you want some food to survive. It is bad when you want to steal an old lady's purse.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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I consider libertarians, especially anarcho-capitalists to be the most moral. We want to live and let live.<br /><br />It is the statists who want to force their ideas and prejudices upon everyone else, under the delusion that gangersterism is okay when you call it "democracy" or "socialism".
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?User Content Profit Sharing |
Fluk3 |
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2014-04-29 |
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What's with the "-" reps?<br /><br />Everybody wants my post to be 1st? Or is this idea too shitty to be 1st?
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Yes, print has been in decline for a while. Making a living as a freelancer is hard enough. <br /><br />Packaging is a big part of my work now - everyone who sells physical items still needs cartons and labels. One advantage I have is that all the new people in the design field know zilch about cmyk + spot or complex finishings. So there is less competition for me.<br /><br />I got my cs6 on ebay and I plan to use it forever unless Adobe reverses their licensing. The print apps are feature complete and mature and I'll never miss anything new. I'll virtualize CS6 if future OS upgrades break it.<br /><br />If I switched to mobile/web, as those technologies advance, I'm afraid I might be left out if I were to rely on feature frozen cs6 web apps.<br /><br />When it comes to web, I hate code, I'm lazy and don't want to learn it. But I also know most wysiwyg editors are flawed in some regards that would require some knowhow to fix or optimize. With print, I never have to edit postscript, so I'm spoiled compared to people who deal with html.<br /><br />I've been waiting for web authoring to mature and solidify so that what I choose to learn won't change for a long time. But I don't see that happening yet.<br /><br />I also hate how when you design a web page, clients always expect unlimited revisions and sometimes unexpected features like database integration or e-commerce, or layout responsiveness.<br /><br />I'll have to jump in some day - I get a lot of requests.
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madDogSoldier |
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2014-04-29 |
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Also, yes I know all about the 'report page' button. I even acknowledged it in the site. Could you pay a little more attention next time?<br /><br />To be clear, I wanted that functionality extended to "report user".
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?User Content Profit Sharing |
Fluk3 |
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2014-04-29 |
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well im out. one person pays, for their internet connection. then you mother fuckers think theres some way to get some money by sitting their on your godamn asses. doing nothing. using, the internet. im gogni to play with my gun. guys want to play shoot at you?
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?User Content Profit Sharing |
Fluk3 |
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2014-04-29 |
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i dont find any content. except the jew wanting money part. if you all consider that content your fucking slaves. enjoy it shit forbrains.
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