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These days everything is different, many awesome contributors have left or given it all up, they say it's stupid that it's all a thankless and pointless waste of their time and effort. But I wont stop because I know that there are people who come here and truly enjoy what I do, so i do my best not to disappoint them. I'm jobless and hungry and Obama is threatening to take away my internets but while i still breathe and have a connection I'll keep making funny websites.

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this is just a repost of the original picard song in the hall of fame. there's absolutely no difference. all you did was change the url.

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My god, what is this weight I feel on my chest? There's nothing on it...And my eyes! My eyes are sweating! All of a sudden I feel this stirring, paralyzing sensation to my limbs and my lips are quivering with absence of any stimulation! What is this strange sensation that I now feel? It is a completely alien amotion I have never experienced in my life of coming to ytmnd! WHAT IS HAPPENING? Is this what dying feels like? Yup, that's the only explanation. I'm dying.

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alex joens is a gay conspiracy theorsits due ot to shtis he is an idiot because all conspiracy theoreis by default must be wrong because they are conspiracy theories and therefore wrong because some gsuy said that there is ufos with space aliens and he was wrong thereofre all conspiracy theroeis must be wrong duh dumb idiot

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I tried, but apparently there's no way any program I have will allow for an mp3 without a break in that nice smooth loop I cannot possibly allow. I struggled with adobe soundbooth, I called it a whore, but it insisted on adding a blank void at the beginning each save as mp3. All in all, I'd rather have no hairline fracture AT ALL if it isn't absolutely necessary. But if anyone can tell me what I'm doing wrong I would be TICKLED PINK to know what it is.

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It goes well beyond sports. People think that Philly fans are cold-hearted and mean, but if you saw how broken hearted we all were, youd understand. The game goes on, I guess. Games will be won and games will be lost. But maybe somewhere out there in the great beyond, there is a voice we can hear sometimes. When a ball goes flying over the left field wall, Harry will be there, smiling and shouting "that ball is our of here!"

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No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? jestes311 wants to make out with me in the middle of YTMND. You got Songs That Sound the Same Man up there talking about God knows what and all jestes311 can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to watch sh*tty sites, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

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Did it ever occur to you that Israel acts the victim cause they are? They're a victim not only of constant terror attacks, extreme apathy from all other governments in the world, an incredibly anti-semetic global media (let's not kid our selves here, when the AP finds that two of their photographers were editering photos of the Lebanon War and did nothing to them, there is bias), and people like you whose mind is so warped, you can't even debate things logically. Your entire existance is illogical.

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First of all, I created the gif in the first place, and I'll use it whenever, wherever, and however I damn well please. Second of all, how the hell is there more than one way to use a gif on YTMND?

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F*ckin' A, of course this guy's an MSNBC fan. Propaganda's a-okay if you agree with it, right? Do you see O'Reilly or Hannity anchoring election day coverage? The inaguration? Nope. Fox had their REAL journalists do it. MSNBC set up a circus with their wackjob commentators. How much drama did Olbermann's giant ego create? Don't act like you hate Fox's propaganda when you eat up MSNBC's. You just hate conservative opinions. That's all there is to it. If you hated bias you'd make an MSNBC site - not Fox.

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There have always been people who only 1 or 5 everything. All I'm saying is you can't sit there and judge why people vote the way they. Sure there are people like dmaz and fourest who admitted they only give fives to get fives back, but then there are people like bloodypython and coconutman, who just like everything, no matter how dumb we may think it is. Christ, you admitted you vote on people's names not the quality of their site. So everything you say is null and void anyway.

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ya, but ur ASSC*CKredux... I dont have to take that from you, cuz u have no friends!! look at all the hate sites about you!! just type in ur name, and there are sites called "F*CK ASSC*CKredux"... Which is why we know ur gay.

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I am not giving advice that I don't use. I don't care about how people vote as long as they aren't specifically downvoters. I follow that rule. There is a difference between voting on every site, and not being registered and not contributing at all. That's the userbase we need. Just because I don't waste my time doesn't mean I don't I contribute enough. And the reason I don't vote more is due to the lack of quality sites. Even if we had 100 more that voted like me, ytmnd would be in much better shape.

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sorry thats all there is. Its kind of incomplete I know

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is that all there is in this fad?

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WHY IS THERE A STICK OF BUBBLE GUM INSIDE THE LOLLIPOP WRAPPER! Regardless, after viewing this, my disgust of Hannah Montana and her blockheaded buck face dissipated and I will now buy all her cds and movies and xxx tapes.

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Some enlightenment... In this movie, the guy you see there is a photosynthetic, rad-immune neo-human clone. That is all.

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...as were almost all noteworthy libertarians. "Oh yeah, that wasduring Republican control of government, so as long as they keep coming to you and braying about small government and lower taxes, you're fine with that." Wrong. I haven't voted republican since 1996, back when I knew nothing about politics. You don't hurt me by attacking Republicans. I bet I could slam them harder than you. See, I don't give a sh*t about mere PROMISES about small government, freedom and liberty if there is no delivery.

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Lawl, also I support this feature idea. There is already a page where you can see all the entries, so having unvoted ones on the front page would be lovely. Of course, if people vote on all the sites, then you have an empty front page box.

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Fair enough. I appreciate it when there's been some coherent thought into your 2star vote. There's no politics involved though. As I stated before, this is a shirt I was going to submit 3 years ago, back when I was under the impression that there were going to be a handful of the best meme shirts printed out for consumers. I couldn't sit on this idea; after all, it survived 2 hard drive crashes and 4 changes of household. That's not a grand coalition, we can do better.

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... so IDLTLOI? Hmmm... WAIT! IT'S STILL THE SAME! THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! Is there a full remix or is that all you did?

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When the impossible is eliminated, there is only truth. I thought it impossible for a person to be so inconsiderate, but this is proof. He is a lost cause that "loves to provoke people and finds it funny". He told me that himself. So he does that by rating one stars to any and all sites. I guess he gets off on people telling him off.

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There is also NOTHING humorous about a hypothetical situation in which everyone on earth became vegan and then the cows and pigs kept multiplying, unchecked, until there was so much methane in the atmosphere from all their flatulence that the greenhouse effect turned the earth into an uninhabitable oven.

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There is NOTHING humorous about being dead in the event that the world suddenly becomes post-apocalyptic and all the plants are dead and there's nothing to eat but animals.

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listen to all of it, there is a tone in between the two songs

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Definitely. I would say this only meets about half the criteria. There is a douche. Not to mention the creeper back there. But she is not hot. Not at all.

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from what I heard, the river did crest. hope everything goes all right there. over here I left my place for two days because I was worried about an ice jam 10 miles north of town on the Missouri. there was another jam south of that one that a demolition crew blew up. everything is fine here now

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I think i just got a virus, i'm not sure though. I was on lyricsmode looking and lyrics then all of a sudden some lame thing did a fake scan then tried to have me download an antivirus program. But i didn't let it cuz i'm like this is some fake bull hooey. So i'm running my antimalware and my antivirus, but i doubt there will be anything cuz i think i stopped it. The more you know...and knowing is half the battle.

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Hi. You must be dumb. You'll notice there is nothing in this YTMND that couldn't be cast over prime-time television in the United States, which as we all know, is the leading provider of being-a-dick-about-language-and-sexual-content-on-broadcast-television. Now wipe that dazed look off your face because you're late for your greeter shift at Walmart.

I was just int he shower and got to thinking.... I have probably bought 2 bags of cheetos in my entire life. UNTIL about 3 weeks ago. Now all the sudden I find myself buying cheetos. I just made the connection. Is there some f*cking brainwashing going on here? I am being serious.