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Dude, seriously, I've dealt with the EPA in my real life occupation and that's as personal as I'm going to get here - they simply don't do their jobs. At all. Same goes across the whole sector - that's why we privatize everything.<br /><br />I actually agree with your overall point that hand-waving arguments about big government are stupid, because yes, someone needs to build infrastructure and that role needs to be done by the government. The problem in the U.S. is that the government sector consists of two types of people:<br />-Slow, unambitious people that couldn't compete in the private sector (about 90%).<br />-Overly ambitious people with political goals who have no concern for the job they are doing, only using it as a two-year stepping stone to get their foot in the door (about 10%).<br /><br />The former is mostly bureaucratic asshats that just do the bare minimum to keep their 35-hours-a-week job and that's all they want in life. The latter is mostly lawyers. Either way, you have massive incompetence filling the lower-to-middle eschelons of the biggest consumer in the U.S. In many countries, getting a government job is seen as highly desirable - the top graduates from the top universities tend to go to government jobs because of prestige and competitive pay. Here, govt. work is seen as something "for the slow people".<br /><br />Okay, you brought up the EPA. Let's say you graduated from a top engineering school like Stanford or MIT with a degree in environmental engineering - state DEP agencies (which do most of the actual environmental protection work) pay about $20k on average. The big firms pay about $85k. You worked hard to get where you are - which job would you take?<br /><br />Yeah yeah government mandates are based upon public good - but their INTENT is not the question on either side. The problem is they simply don't perform. Okay seriousness over, national policy is not decided on YTMND so it's pointless to delve into this here.

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excellent. clearly something that would not work as well as on youtube or anywhere else for that matter. (stupid playbars and comments on the same page). helps show what one can do that is unique to ytmnd

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Ok, so maybe it's not one guy. Let us say it is ten, or even 20 guys who make shitty sites on purpose and group upvote each other's work.<br /><br />My point is, do you think that is enough to bring down a big website in terms of fame? That seems to be what you are arguing from my vantage point.<br /><br />I mean, I have seen various websites come and go over the years. Same thing with internet memes. What I am suggesting is that a group of clowns may not really have that much to do with something that might have happened anyway.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I love YTMND. Would not try to trash it.

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It's racist because it's like the black guy doesn't know how to do something as basic as tying shoes. It's not racist because the white guy is being forced to do something that might have been considered a task that a massa would force his slaves to do back in 1841.

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Hermione slid down the bed and felt him suck in a deep breath as she bent and wrapped her mouth around his penis. He was probably surprised she'd done so on her own initiation, which was indeed a first for her, but with him everything was different. This wasn't like sex with Rufus, or Abel, or Gerald. This wasn't something they wanted and that she was okay with. She had instigated sex with her previous lovers plenty of times, but she had never felt this openness, this freedom to express the intense sexual desire she was feeling...nor had she ever felt towards any of them anything approaching the desire she now felt towards Harry. She had never in her life initiated oral sex, she had always been asked or begged or goaded into doing it. Harry had not asked for it. He didn't have to, just as she knew she wouldn't have to ask him for anything that would pleasure her. Giving pleasure had never felt so important a part of receiving it. She wanted him in every way she could get him, she wanted to experience everything with him. He growled deep in his chest when she slid her hands under his hips; he undulated against her face in unconscious movement. She waited to feel that hand on the back of her head, holding her in place, but it didn't come. She glanced up at him. His head was thrown back, his arms flung to either side of his body and his hands clutched in the sheets. He was completely vulnerable, and she had him in her thrall. She smiled a little and went back to work, determined to drive him as wild as she felt. (And 5 because A: YTCM is great and B: holy shit at this present, this has to be among the longest YTMNDs)

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I haven't ruled out doing something. Yes, YTMND would be more fun. But for every 60 minutes of live radio, it requires 3-4 hours of prep. You wouldn't think so, but that's what it takes to do it right. I can't commit to every week. Maybe once a month? We'll see.

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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[i]-1[/i] Comment Vote on the above [i]Umfuld[/i] Comment, beginning with<br />[i]"Hahaha"[/i]<br />and ending with<br />[i]"An opportunity for me to insult 20-somethings on the internet."[/i]<br /><br />[u][b]Explaination For My Actions[/u][/b]<br />the [i]length[/i] of the Comment that man or woman wrote,<br />([i]is Umfuld a man or a woman?[/i]<br />is too long and for that he could be called Gay by some people and this would be an appropriate case of [i]Homosexual[/i] as a case of appropriate [i][u]insulting.[/i][/u]<br /><br />Please do not respond to this comment in emails, please respond to this comment on this Comment Page and not any other subdomains fo Ytman.<br /><br />Thanks,<br /><br />-Greg

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I would have never known it due to the fact that that red letter media guy is extremely annoying to listen to. Like ... OK do a commercial for eye drops or something, but dont narrate feature length commentaries with that fake disaffected fat white trash character voice.

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I would do something truly benevolent, like murder the crew of Deep Space 9.

Now if by "moonman" you were referring to "Moon Man", the "fad" many users actually care about, then deleting Moon man sites is also certainly not a good thing to do. For starters, how are Moon man sites a problem? Please explain this to me? I have asked many raging critics of Moon man sites to explain their hatred, and none of them seem to do it adequately. All Moon man sites are marked (nsfw), so the vulgarity should not be an issue. Is it perhaps the "racism"? Let me explain something. Since the beginning of this website, the majority of YTMNDs fall into one of several categories.<br /><br />1.Cats<br />2.Racism<br />3.Gay jokes<br />4.Stupid inside jokes that only the creator and a select group of his peers understand.<br /><br />Those types of sites have some quality ones, and some shitty ones, but they all make up the majority of the types of YTMNDs. The fact is the majority of YTMND's users are underage, juvenile, immature, people who use the site on and off for a few months before disappearing forever. If you do not believe me than just click that "users" button near the top of the site and count how many of those thousands of users are still active. Not a big percentage is it?<br /><br />I do not know why many of this site's users, including yourself, think of the Moon Crew as their enemies. We do not 1 every non-Moon man site and we do not engage in any sort of hostile actives toward this website. I do not know why any user could possibly think that we would benefit from this website dying. Where would we post Moon man sites if YTMND was gone? The Moon Crew also does not want to take the administrative control of this website from you and place into our command. As much as I disagree with some of your policies, you still pay the server bills, fix the site bugs (most of which are your fault by the way, but still), and deal with other trivial website issues that the Moon Crew has no desire to take on.

1.) What exactly do you think moderation will do? All moderators could do in the past is mark sites NSFW. What exactly is so rampantly ruining the site that requires intervention?<br /><br />2.) This has been discussed at length both in news posts and on the wiki. I don't want to get into the game of using the behavior of a user, their voting habits, or anything else to change the value of votes. A vote is a vote, and that isn't going to change.<br /><br />3 + 4) This is something we've discussed in the past as well, but it ultimately punishes new members of the site much more than it would stop alt-voting. Using a time-based gating system would just get people to plan out alts and using an activity-based gating system would end up spamming the site. The easiest way to remove incentive for making alts is by deleting the main accounts of people who make alts to vote, which we've been doing.

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Max, if you really believe in the dream you would give this site some sort of moderation. Umfuld's said it a million times and he's right. There are too many cancerous parasites on this site and its gone from thriving, to being comatose and on life support.Users like farkle, santabotai, pilleater, joshcube, johnnylurg and their combined 10.000 alt accounts are what destroyed this place. No one wants to put any effort into creating any content when there are about 10 circle jerking faggots downvoting anything of value and upvoting moonman, santabot, mr.krabs, and party mouse sites. No one wants to view anything because anything of vaule is quickly banished into oblivion and everything on up and coming is vote hacked trash.<br /><br />I understand why you've hesitated so long on moderation but if you really want to resurrect this site then it is the only way. Complete freedom of expression is one of the things that made this place great a long time ago but in the end it appears to be the same thing that's killed it. You have to get some mods and there are still a few quality users here who I'm sure would do it. You could assign mod tiers and promote people when they moderate responsibly and revoke their mod status if they start banning user accounts based personal grudges. You could make it so accounts can't be permanently deleted unless the mods vote on it. Hell you could even be lazy and just have a group of users of your choice get together in chat at a designated time and vote out cancerous user accounts and send the results of the vote to you if you are too lazy to fuck around with the code for a mod system.<br /><br />So do you really care at all about this place max? It made you a pseudo celebrity once. Now it's good for buying you a bottle of grey goose every other week. So will you do something to fix it? Or will you give us another news update in 9 months briefly informing us of a con you will be attending. <br /><br />Also, I'm back bitches.

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god dammit dude, did you really need to choose that song to identify the silly sex romance that was going on???? the site needed no music, you could have taken any other auditory angle. do we need to repeat the same trends, satisfy the same expectations? this site would be so much better with just [i]something else[/i] to auditorilly enhance the fun/funny.

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[b]MIK3M'S COMPREHENSIVE EXPLANATION OF WHY MY SITES ARE GOOD AND DARTHWANGS ARE NOT[/b]<br /><br />Subject: DarthWang<br />Status: Making cookie cutter sites with little to no originality.<br /><br />Some classic examples include<br />[i]- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made[/i]<br /><br />As we can see in these fine exampled, DarthWang takes one fad, or one existing [b]YTMND[/b], and simply inserts another.<br /><br />You see, [i]DarthWang[/i] plays with [b]Lincoln Logs[/b], whereas I play with Legos. He uses the same preexisting single colored boring pieces, and takes one how-to-build instruction manual, BUT WAIT, he changes one of the steps, to make it just [i]THAT[/i] much different.<br /><br />[i]Ooooohhhhhhh who gives a shit[/i]<br /><br />But me, hold on, hold the fucking phone, we got a [i]caller on the line here.[/i]<br /><br />[i]I do my own fucking thing.[/i]<br /><br />Argue as you may choose to, that I make shit, but I make my [i]own shit[/i].<br /><br />[b]Here is where you would argue that the songs I use in my mashups I didn't make, and the images I didn't draw myself, or I wasn't actually samtron recording a video of myself talking about earthbound.[/b]<br /><br />And I would argue that is the premise of [b]YTMND[/b], to use other assets to create new things.<br /><br />[i]DarthWangs[/i] problem is that he doesn't just [i]steal jokes and images[/i], he has to steal their context.<br /><br />Yes, when he creates something he can't even figure out how to put two and two together in an original way, he has to take a piece from the puzzle and just put another piece in.<br /><br />[i]Wow! It's like that other joke, but, like, slightly different![/i] ~ 2012 shitty users ruining the front page<br /><br />[i]My sites are better.[/i]<br /><br />I make my own shit.<br /><br />[b]Get a job.[/b]<br /><br />[i]Stop having your 16 year old moonman fans make you feel like you're popular.[/i]<br /><br />[u]And, most importantly:[/u]<br /><br />[b]Go 5 my sites.[/b]

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Sup tzsjynx?<br />0<br />mail<br /><br />optionsvotesfeedfavoritesLOG OUT<br />homecreate a ytmndsitesusersnewscontestsearchstorewiki<br />NEWS: Strobe news posted on September 8th, 2011<br /> <br />UP AND COMING<br />?CAPTCHA!<br />?YTMND or Die Hard<br />?Obi-Wan steals Fizzy Lifting Drink<br />?Worlds Most Annoying Car Horn ft....<br />?Kitt Engages Sopa Pursuit Mode<br />?Worlds Most Annoying Car Horn ft....<br />?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles<br />?Obama, I Wanna Go Surfing<br />?nedm stole my bike<br />?pixar invented unicycles<br />CONTEST: SOPA and PIPA posted 5 days ago<br />Reward<br />Liberty<br />Start date<br />January 18th, 2012 @ 12:00pm<br />End date<br />January 31st, 2012 @ 01:44pm<br />Last Entry<br />January 28th, 2012 @ 01:44pm<br />ENTER<br /><br />SOPA and PIPA are bills making their way through the house that are a misguided aim to attempt to stop piracy. For this contest, you have two options; either make a YTMND that you know would get this site shut down if these bills pass, or make a YTMND that would highlight what the world/internet would be like if these bills pass. Or you could pretend to do something about it.<br /><br />contest entries<br />1st?some deep symbolism<br />2nd?A Facebook response on SOPA's hellfir...<br />3rd?Kitt Engages Sopa Pursuit Mode<br />4th?(nsfw) What you can't see with SOPA<br />5th?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles<br />VIEW MORE ENTRIES<br />sponsorships<br /><br /> ?Dad Traumatizes Kids With Dancing$5.00<br />?Max is Outrageous (please don't ban me ...$4.55<br />?POLEND IN HELL$0.69<br />?the funny tone$0.43<br />?Diarrhea Yay!!!$0.02<br />?Moon Man sings a song advertising late night fast...$0.02<br />?(nsfw) mel_gibson$0.02<br />?No sponsorships this week :($0.01<br />recently created<br /><br /> ?me not making a site?Have You Heard??DDDDDDDDDDANGERWAGON!?Naughty Shaneil?Do the Dishes

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ah ah ah ah, [i]hee hee hee hee[/i], [b]"deconstructionist/random image and sound sites"[/b]<br />!!!<br />and yeah, i certainly understand your take(s) on:<br />Comments (especially [i]mine[/i])<br />and<br />Site Making / Effort Put Forth when it comes to Site Making.<br /><br />alright, i'm apologizing in [i]advance[/i] for trying too hard with all these comments.<br />it's late and i'm having fun, fuck you.<br /><br />for sites and as far as i go with 'em, i cant really try harder than making things that, like, combine fad/internet kitty/mik3m "remix" (or whatever he calls them).<br />[i]see[/i] [site productionvalue:site]<br />here, we have an example where site making and comments are combined, with me using a comment to plug my new site that got over [i][u][b]100 votes[/i][/u][/b].<br /><br />i fucking [i]love[/i] comments. they're funny/fun. i've spent hours and hours of my life searching around ytmnd for funny-ass comment threads, and there are plenty to find because there are plenty of 'em! it's exactly what you said. let me think, i can't always remember things exactly, but i believe i can be quoted with making the astute observation,<br />"[i]I love these comments. They make obligatory sites like this with little to no real value into something memorable and fun."[/i]<br />-[i]ytmnd user Lickitwellhiem[/i]<br /><br />seriously, some of these fucking comments are the true hidden gems of ytmnd.<br />ooooooo! at one point, i went around searching sites from like 05-08 and i would write paragraphs worth of funny short stories and anecdotes that had nothing to do with the sites or any comments on them. i just wanted to make secret things to find on the chance that [i]MAYBE[/i] one person will find them some day...<br />i really suggest doing this.<br />it feels good.

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Well, I am glad that you are nice to at least a couple people here. I'm sure Kekko and dascoot are great people. I personally am not familiar with them. I know pohandle on facebook - he seems okay. He handled a disagreement we had relatively well in terms of not getting emotional or relying on personal attacks.<br /><br />With all due respect, your standards for people seem pretty high. Perhaps that's why you seem to reject most people here?<br /><br />I vote highly for Darthwang sites that I have because those have made me laugh. I can only recall one moral problem I actually had with him, and that was his gobacktomexico.ytmnd.com site, which was using racism to attack someone. Definitely did not vote 5 on that one. <br /><br />Yeah, I'm not terribly thrilled he has called people 'faggot'. Especially since what I know how that kind of issue is hormonal based and can't really be controlled by the person. From what I understand, the orientation of a person is driven before birth. So I no longer ridicule people for this sort of thing, unless it is against a sincere homophobic monster like Fred Phelps (and done for irony).<br /><br />But the context of him doing this, a lot of other guys done it to him and he just retaliates. Darthwang does the same thing. Well at least he used to. Now he seems to do it out of habit to anyone who acts like a dick. I probably would have done something similar before I knew what I know.

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do you wanna hear something funny? after all you've done I still would've saved you.<br /><br />*chuckles*hahahaha thats pretty funny *coughs**gasps*<dies>

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I thought about both of those options, but:<br /><br />1. I don't think mp3s can loop seamlessly.<br />2. Using animated GIFs in the foreground causes certain issues that I don't know how to solve. For instance, If I were to put the sun and the 4 guys with wands in the foreground, the animated pieces would have a thin, white border around them (something to do with the way transparencies in GIFs are processed?). It looks kinda sloppy, so I went with 1 GIF when I realized I could get it all in 1 GIF and under 8MB.<br /><br />Apparently, APNGs are the solution to problem #2 - how do you make these kinds of files?<br />[site universea:site]

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Wow, it's been a day. I woke up literally with the news of his passing. I'm really saddened because now I don't know if there will be any real innovation... minds like his don't come everyday.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my experience with Apple products hasn't been very positive. I bougth an iPod in 2005 but it broke down a few months later, and a free replacement lasted just in time to be out of warranty. A batch of Toshiba hard drives was defective and I think there were not enough complaints for Apple to issue a free or discounted replacement out of warranty. I don't have a lot of money so I was very disappointed, and angry. I became angry at the whole brand, feeling that their products were not worth a play, and started to walk away from the fake confidence I gave myself when I bought my iPod (it costs a lot so it must sound good and it should never break down!).<br /><br />I'm planning to get a new MP3 player now, and I might give Apple a go again. Not because I'm jealous that everybody has one (seriously, they are everywhere), but because there are so few good choices when it comes to external design and usability. Some companies copy Apple, and I would feel uncomfortable using something that looks like... but it's not, some are very nice externally but miles behind Apple, and others, well, they do it their own strange way. I'm not very happy with current iPods having a Cirrus audio chip, because, I read, music sounds really bad and almost tinny. But if they get a Wolfson chip again I'll be happy to consider buying it. After all, I don't want to get blind with a lousy 2 inch screen! I want to get blind the old fashioned way: by looking at porn in the bus!<br /><br />All thanks to the great and daring ideas of a man and his staff. I want to remember Mr Jobs for his own ideas, and I think I will do the same when Bill Gates, Martin Cooper, Linus Torvalds, Clive Sinclair and many others will lead the way to new geniuses.

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i wish that when i think of a site it would insta-create it. im busy as fuck and want to make shit. bad. every time i go on the front page i look at the top stuff and sigh. i love this site but i dont at the same time. god damn it. i just fucking bought flash and i havent had the time to make even 2 sites. im drunk but ive never said this. aegis, sonicrocks, dunsparce, llcad, zomg, hamjamt, bleys, and many many more (im lazy) thank you for the laughs, love you all. when i say im busy/lazy i mean it. i cant even check on your sites. if i forgot you you know who you are, fpa, waffles. greenscreen, murdar, typogra, ANYONE who tried to do something creative/different. i doubt 2 of you guys will see this but whatever. poker getting shut down fucked me over. bad. none of you will have any idea of how bad it fucked me over. but im still working. i worked 65 hours last week. which is why i havent had time for shit. ill be back if shit gets fixed. i still love this site.

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Its the law of fads my friend, I rip off a funny site and people rate it half as funny as the original, you rip off my rip-off of a site while ripping off that retarded soundfuck fad at the same time and no one likes it.<br /><br />Go ahead bro, drop ten bucks on your site and see where it goes. Good Luck.<br /><br />Hey, you wanted to be funny, perhaps something less annoying in the sound and something more insightful in picture and you could have owned me but you did not. Try to keep in mind that all of My YTMNDs took a grand total of maybe 5 minutes to make combined. If I gave a shit and put out something original with time and effort It would probably do well, however I spend most of my time working, playing games, partying and fucking. Instead of sitting in front of photoshop for hours or paying for film to gif software to make a bunch of ADD sufferers laugh. But hey, when I've got 45 seconds to waste and nothing better to do, bam one YTMND.

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I agree. It would've been much better if it was a legitimate user posting a legitimate comment about my site legitimately having been done before. But I take what I can get.<br /><br />I chose the music because I wanted something with that [i]can-do spirit[/i] without being too over-the-top sappy and sunny (eg: The Polyphonic Spree), and Strawberry Swing builds up nicely with the storyline. (lol, storyline)

If I was Max, reading the back and forth between a few idiots on here, I would fucking hate my own users too...and I wouldn't want to do a thing to help them.<br /><br />Kudos to Max for not just IP banning a few of you complete and utter trolls.<br /><br />However, I would say something has to be done about the community here. Lots of potential, and a few obvious bad apples just completely ruin it.<br /><br />This isn't a "Cheers" version of 4chan, where everybody knows your name and hates you personally, as an individual. At least it shouldn't be...

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I was thinking this would have something to do with 4chan

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I read it because you replied to my comment and it showed up in my profile. This place probably is run by alts, way too many right now. I guess I would no longer be surprised to find out that newer users (09ers, 10ers, 11ers) are actually long-standing 06ers, 07ers, and even some 08ers. I mean, even you are a fairly new user, who has made decent sites since day one, something that is a bit out of the ordinary for someone without experience of YTMNDing. Or maybe you've been making nice edits since before you had a place to display them. It's hard to know anymore. <br /><br />There has apparently been a group of users out to get me (and very likely, a few others) for years, using multiple alts that they pass around to each other. I've always known that one account in particular has been used by more than one person, but have always attributed it to its creator and ring leader because accusing someone else would not be right. I have to ask myself "What the fuck did I do to make so many people mad? Make bad sites?" For anyone reading this, because I know there are people who follow me around 24/7, I'm sorry I tainted your enjoyment of a website by being present. <br /><br />I'm not saying that you, Lastimero, are part of that group in some way or some other user posting sites with a different account out of the fear of knowing that the sites would be downvoted on his real account for past douchebaggery, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that you are, since it has been happening a lot lately. I'll just say for the record that you make great sites. So if you happen to be someone like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, who gloats about his "best sites", then fine. You've proven that I vote based on the user's negative activity. Not like it ever needed to be proven, since I've openly commented with my vote on his above-average recently created shit. <br /><br />And if you are

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yeah, jesus man. fatty, you made a "stay in the kitchen" joke??? you seemingly were not even attempting to create what some pretentious college freshmans might call "meta irony" or something asstarded like that.<br /><br />and Ummy, you're praising someone for uploading the SIMPLEST of "original content" or whatever it was i think you thought you meant??? now THAT would be a funny joke, especially if we all bought it, which we did not. we didn't need to buy anything. we simply noted you reality.<br /><br />so HAHAHAHA, WITH THIS SITE, FATTY TRIED (IN THE SAME WAY) TO MAKE A PDE-LIKE VOICE JOKE AND YOU USED TWO DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS TO TELL US HE HAS POTENTIAL AND YOU "LOVE" SEEING THAT ON YTMND????? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I JUST POINTED OUT????? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING???????<br /><br />[i]you're a hater[/i]

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Kinda strange seeing Moon Man in Red Army garb but this does seem like something he would totally do.

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Umfold - thank you! I had NO idea that she was the little girl in Dune; I don't think I ever would have recognized her. Somebody should do something with that. Plus I been to Worcester.