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I first commented on this YTMND in November of 2005. Since then I have left a total of twelve comments, making this one lucky number 13. It has been over five years since I first saw this but I still love it. I hope this page will still exist in another five years.

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Throwing ancient and recent history, as well logic, out the window: let all of us American jingos remember why we are involved in this war in the first place. No, not dead children silly! Because of our Judeo-christian relationship with Israel. Not to mention the millions of dollars of campaign donations by the state of Israel to American pro-israel policy makers. (opencongress.org: use it, love it)<br /><br />and always remember: if it ain't white, take a hike.

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Love it, dude. The smoking effect gives Braxton a nice bit of attitute.

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hope that defensiveness ain't pointed in my direction, maddawg. for wot it's worth, i wasn't busting your chops, your stones, or your balls. i just like the small joke of looking down on condescension. frankly apart from liking Rand a little too much, i know nothing about you (and that's not an invitation to tell me).<br /><br />we now rejoin your love/hate relationship with this dwindling community already in progress.

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love it

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I love the Jiminy Glick interview with him. It begins, "So tell me Vanilla Ice,-" "Excuse me what? The name is Ice CUBE" "OK Whatever you say Vanilla" <br /><br />It could be said the early Eddie Murphy and the late "Pluto Nash" version is an even more dramatic version of the same thing.

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This is so random. I love it.

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You clearly don't know enough about him. Even I read the part where he says he hates Batman in general, he just loves the 60's TV series because he finds it to be a great parody of Batman.

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he took the easy way out, and threw his loved ones aside, selfishly. If thats insulting, good. it should be, but im not saying anything that isnt truth.

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All this love. What does it mean?

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also incase I hadn't made it clear, if you love something don't post it on ytmnd.

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I loved this very much... I read the description and then I realized I had just been artfag'd. Nevertheless, I still enjoyed and I'm not going to deny it.

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Selfishness is survival. Beyond that, selfishness is following your dreams, getting a good career, having kids, etc. Selfishness is an axiom. If you do not care about yourself, how can you hope to take care of others? If you yourself is unimportant, then how can anyone else be important.<br /><br />You made a strawman when you suggested that Rand or anyone else wanted you to not help others or love others. What was and is suggested is that everyone be allowed to choose who and what you value. Who you help should be your choice. Not someone elses. If someone can forcibly make a choice for you, then they are your master.<br /><br />It is authoritarian types who accuse other people of selfishness so they can con others into following the whims of the authoritarian. The kings of old demanded that people not be selfish, so they can surrender their lives in battle and taxes for them. The church would label anyone as selfish anyone who would try to disobey them. Religious cults label those as selfish those who question the cult leaders authority. Psycho marine drill Sergeants and military officer types accuse someone of selfishness, if not outright insubordination when a lower soldier wants to do things his way instead of following authority. When someone disagrees with a politician, or certain groups of people oppose the idea of that politician, then that politician accuses his/her opponents of selfishness.<br /><br />By now, it is clear to see that 'selfishness' used in the negative form is a tool used to manipulate others into obedience.

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Love it...except Christian Queerface...5've when he is removed.

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God I loved it!

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love it. and so many different takes merits a 5.

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You should've done this in braille so pilleater could enjoy it aswell. I know he'd just LOVE to have a _look_ at this.

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love it!

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You're GOD damn right we won that shit. Site could have been better incorporating Ben raping a Texan cowgirl with A-Rod riding a white horse in a suit of armor driving a 'SUPERBOWL DAGGAAAAAR' as they so lovingly put it, into his ass.

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this is surprisingly retarded even for you :(<br /><br />is there anything in the Harry Potter books about a character who starts as a harmless lovable retard then gets his ego stroked to the point where he transforms into a retard-juggernaut that ruins the thing he loves most by collapsing it under the weight of his own retardation?

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If there is anything this site says, it's pandering to the dick face faggots that use alts. I love journey though I am torn. Sorry dude I don't know what alt you are or from who but I just can't get behind or in front of it. Feel free to downvote my shitty sites, don't really give a fuck. I think it's joeyjoejoe and he does make some good sites. Once again, I don't fucking care.

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loved it

for the record I love all the trolling and garbage that goes on anymore<br /><br />Yeah its not the ytmnd you want it to be, but it is ytmnd 2011 so get used to it<br /><br />Also I'm currently trying to learn how to speak al bhed, its a little tricky but ill soon master it you wait and see!

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This is just like The Sixth Sense...everyone fucking loved it and got excited over the twist ending because it surprised them, but I saw it coming a mile away so I was bored to tears. <br /><br />I guess if I hadn't seen it coming, I mighta laughed too, but this was just too predictable for me. Still it looks like it got some attention from rottentomatoes, so maybe a lot of people like it. If you did the edit as a video: hang onto the source and upload it to YouTube and see if it gets a lot of hits.

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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flash forward six months. you've been seeing each other nearly every day. you haven't told her how you feel - you can't tell her how you feel, it brings your piss to a boil. steam spouts out your angry hard-ons. you swear her tits have gotten bigger since the day you met her. and they should have, she's young. that's biology my friend. her caller ID picture in your phone is a screen grab from your favorite gal game. she looks like Hitomi, your favorite gal character. you've played all the way through seven times yet each time you pick Hitomi as your final match despite the twelve other girl choices the game provides. you're in the park with her, the girl from up the hill, not Hitomi from the game but you imagine she's Hitomi. the park is boring, she's boring. you're in the Desert of Love and Rose Petals with Hitomi and she's holding a giant apple. apple, original sin? you want to take a bite of it but something's holding you back as always. in the game you can bite it so in your head you do. you could take a bite of Hitomi but not this girl. if only she were real. you're so boring. you come to the conclusion that you're boring but so is this fucking girl sitting with you in the park, in silence. look how boring you two are.

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someone knocks on the door of your one room apartment. same time as last night and all the nights before. you tell yourself it's the wind and not the land lord but really it's the shy, tomboyish underage miniskirt who lives in the big house up on the hill. she can see you at your computer desk from her bedroom window and watches every day when you wake up at 2 p.m. on the dot to kiss your anime girl body pillows "good morning loves" and switch on the laptop, light a cigarette, Yakisoba in the microwave. when will you finally open the fucking door? get over your fear of people. she mocks you on her blog, believing she hates you after every one of her half-assed nightly attempts to lurk around your life so she can feel there is someone else even more pathetic than she is.

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Love it.