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hey guys first ytmnd here. found out about this community and wanted to join in on all the playful joke making around here :D

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This was the site you wanted me to 1, right?

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I just wanted you to know that I oned this site before it loaded. That is, I didn't watch it but I still gave it a score of 1 star. I sure hope you didn't put a lot of work into it because that'd be a waste of your time and efforts, huh?

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heh/meh, but the [i]funny[/i] joke is: I can [b]ACTUALLY[/b] call you, if I wanted to. All you can do is suffer in a vacuum of your own retardation.

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Should have called on Chad Warden, duh. Do you want to do a MICROPHONEtmnd featuring the vagina monster exploring space?

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No one gives a shit what you want.

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I'd call you a fucking moronic retard of a jackass but I wouldn't want to use too many syllables in one sentence, lest you get confused and a serious state of depression sets in.

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oh ok. i get that now. i was actually confused, derrr, why mp3s can never be made exactly to the thousandth what length i want them time theyre converted. but i noticed the delay in gifs. great. gotta fit a blank frame in.

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I want to let you know that I 1'd this site. Not because I don't like you, but frankly I'm a little disappointed with the quality of this YTMND.

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It's all about the seconds in the audio and how many image frames you have. Take for example you have an audio that's 10 seconds. Now you have 100 jpeg/png frames you want to sync to that 10 seconds. We'll use Jasc animation shop. The frame delay timings in that is 1-100/100th of second. 100 being 1 second. To make this easier for understanding we shall use 10 frames to make up 1 second so each of those 10 frames will have a delay timing of 10 (10/100th). In fact for this example, all the remaining frames can be delayed timed at 10. Since 100 frames equals 10 seconds. 10x100=1000 (10 seconds) From that you should have a basic understanding and be able to sync to your heart's delight. There's also a little trick to do in syncing the frames with the audio on ytmnd. Add 1 blank frame to the beginning of your gif.

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Sorry... I don't have the ability to be a piece of brown filament and leave a stench on your plate.<br /><br />2 Girls 1 Cup yourself if you want to continue your poop fetish.<br /><br />End of discussion.

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Sadly, the YTMND you made here does not even display what you want (Only on description).<br /><br />Next time, at least show it on the site.

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i just want to say...that there is a hambone...in the jungle.

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She wants the AllThingsD.

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wouldn't be cool if nisa music guy was still using this site, or half these weenies, got admit not seen santabot on that much, where is gr333nscr33n or the moonman? I haven't seen many moonman sites lately even moonkrew forum is bit quite, I was invited to the moon crew and then banned from the moon crew for being too controversial for their image, while most are hating and bashing people I am rallying the forces and picking up the pieces in support of making these people crazier, maybe this is like my little pony where gr333nscr33n is like discord where the guy has been pure hate cause honestly didn't believe, where I could be that fluttershy and makes him realize we all hate those creeps and it is all bit more homies than might suspect if anything united in such hate and he just may never realized it, do you really wants things to be normal on this site, or deep down are just dreaming of how everything was once lot crazier and was world of pichu the pokemons to the point was entire groups of people so unglued it made the rain fall with a meaning, maybe I am sort of becoming gr33nscr33n in sense that I came here to make art then hearing you all suddenly my art becomes I just hate you which can be it's own artistic expression, I want to see more nisa and moonman, I want to see disharmony and the ironic truth of how bit of discord makes everything better, I want to be wrong knowing I embraced what was right, it is all better in cubist abstractions.... another post another mistake, it is artful to make such mistakes http://youtu.be/u_HH_jher3c

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Well, Doc, it's a boat. Just like you wanted.

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can't always get what you want

You're whining non-stop. You hold ridiculous grudges about insignificant shit and you're so inept when you try to give rational to anything you say that isn't about your own sites. My introduction to you as a human being, from what I can recall, was you being a person that was already hated by the entirety of the community: nobody liked you. Your comment rating was horrid, and it got so bad some people were downvoting you because you are Umfuld. I don't do that shit and I'll upvote and downvote whatever is deserving of it, but the point is you were a pariah. You continue to be one the more you do this shit. What insignificant YTMND drama you claim happened x amount of time ago doesn't justify you trying to be reasonable and simultaneously being unreasonable. <br /><br />And when the point is about the present and about something more recent, something where you could have had the opportunity to be constructive and reasonable about but instead your excuse is "rodheh hurt my feelings back in 2009" or something akin to that, you come off as astonishingly sensitive and a crybaby. If you'd like to find my "introduction to you" with the WayBack Machine, feel free to and I can assess it, otherwise build a bridge and get over it.<br /><br />I'm done posting on this page because nobody wants to see these sort of conversations. If you have anything else to say, take it to the PMs like an adult.

Isn't that interesting, the second golden age of GIFS ... I mean after youtube, whoever thought that people would want television show / animal reaction shots GIFS often annotated with simple titles, It's like some sort of internet circle of life.

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I haven't even watched this yet and I want it to be, "Umfuld undresses YTMND. Gets erection, wants love."

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danny what are do you want for the brreakfast

To give a more descriptive response:<br /><br />x point in time: no confrontations on YTMND<br /><br />x point later (still no confrontations), send message to Umfuld asking whether or not he plans on making any more batman sites from the original series<br /><br />Response: "didn't read", a picture of a mudkip, etc.<br /><br /><br />Yeah. Really makes me want to give Umfuld more exposure by posting about how x person tweeted his site. I'm sure it's the same case for the other "trolls".<br /><br />And finally, you're a bit vague when you say "trolls [rodheh] said should be made mods". Who are those people specifically? Ochobobo is the only one I mentioned, and I don't see it wrong that he seems like a pretty neutral and reasonable member here. I know you like to put L83 on blast for being a "troll" here, and if you think I'd want anyone like that to be a moderator then I don't know what would have given you that idea. You don't put someone who is/previously has been heavily involved with this shit in a position of power - regardless of how reasonable I think a person like him might be outside of YTMND drama. Other candidates would be people like DaveTheRave when and if he had time, which he doesn't.<br /><br />Though max answered a question regarding mods I'd been wanting a clear answer about for years now, so it's pretty much decided that there will be no mods for the dwindling community. mDS proposed an alternate thing but whatever, just seems part a lost cause and part that it would be half-assed at this point.

And also, maybe - you when attempting to "play it straight" out of nowhere never bothered to apologize and make amends, undo some of the damage you'd done related to all this "troll war" bullshit? I mean, it totally isn't like people distinctly recall you being condescending and taking an holier than thou stance when you want to start being a YTMND vigilante again. <br /><br />It is not in your capacity, anywhere, to be humble. We've never seen it. We see it in so many other "trolls" you seem to despise. Never seen it in you.

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i know it but dont expect it. looking for myself if i want it will give it to me faster. waste of conversations and stuff with these ppl... what th efuck. its gotta be some waltz. its not modern at all whatsoever. maybe i should check some of my tapes, i know ive heard this, or think i have. maybe someone i know will know what song this is. ever heard of midomi? my mic isnt plugged up but you can sing into it and it will guess your song.

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I'm only 1ing this because the premise of your show is so disturbing that it makes me want to shoot you. god forbid a CEO sees this or it might happen.

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I just want to punch you and all your friends in the face for making this

So how about we bring back the layout from those days? Well, actually, the one seen here:<br />http://wtflayout.ytmnd.com/? I mean, trying to popularize YTMND by making it more mainstream (which I assume was your intention) has clearly failed -- look at the views sites get these days! So maybe people would find the old YTMND's quirkiness attractive? If they want mainstream stuff, they will just go elsewhere, right? I think the most important thing would be to put back Recently Created where Up and Coming is...

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I will also offer some helpful advice: next time you want to make a site like this, offer something different. maybe you could offer some TTS commentary or some other twist.

Also, I'll be shutting the store down soon. The current stock counts are as follows:<br /><br />[code]<br />Small - 30 ($12)<br />Medium - 12 ($16)<br />Extra Large - 30 ($16)<br />Special edition XXL - 1 ($30)<br />[/code]<br /><br />If you've ever wanted one (or some stickers) hurry up and buy one because soon I'm going to start burning the leftovers to keep warm.

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also, something else I want to point out: the red you chose is too similar in darkness/lightness to the background it is against. meaning that while it is very vibrant, it is still hard to read. a good thing to do when laying type over is to make everything all grayscale to see if it is readable: http://i.imgur.com/A77w0O2.jpg