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This is just like The Sixth Sense...everyone fucking loved it and got excited over the twist ending because it surprised them, but I saw it coming a mile away so I was bored to tears. <br /><br />I guess if I hadn't seen it coming, I mighta laughed too, but this was just too predictable for me. Still it looks like it got some attention from rottentomatoes, so maybe a lot of people like it. If you did the edit as a video: hang onto the source and upload it to YouTube and see if it gets a lot of hits.

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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i hate how u say u love me when im around but as soon as i leave ur douche bag bf comes over and u decide that u love him but hate him cause he's annoying and u txt sayin "i hate him, hes annoying" i tell u to drop his sorry ass and u respond "its hard" newsflash all u have to say is "get the hell out we r done"

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flash forward six months. you've been seeing each other nearly every day. you haven't told her how you feel - you can't tell her how you feel, it brings your piss to a boil. steam spouts out your angry hard-ons. you swear her tits have gotten bigger since the day you met her. and they should have, she's young. that's biology my friend. her caller ID picture in your phone is a screen grab from your favorite gal game. she looks like Hitomi, your favorite gal character. you've played all the way through seven times yet each time you pick Hitomi as your final match despite the twelve other girl choices the game provides. you're in the park with her, the girl from up the hill, not Hitomi from the game but you imagine she's Hitomi. the park is boring, she's boring. you're in the Desert of Love and Rose Petals with Hitomi and she's holding a giant apple. apple, original sin? you want to take a bite of it but something's holding you back as always. in the game you can bite it so in your head you do. you could take a bite of Hitomi but not this girl. if only she were real. you're so boring. you come to the conclusion that you're boring but so is this fucking girl sitting with you in the park, in silence. look how boring you two are.

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someone knocks on the door of your one room apartment. same time as last night and all the nights before. you tell yourself it's the wind and not the land lord but really it's the shy, tomboyish underage miniskirt who lives in the big house up on the hill. she can see you at your computer desk from her bedroom window and watches every day when you wake up at 2 p.m. on the dot to kiss your anime girl body pillows "good morning loves" and switch on the laptop, light a cigarette, Yakisoba in the microwave. when will you finally open the fucking door? get over your fear of people. she mocks you on her blog, believing she hates you after every one of her half-assed nightly attempts to lurk around your life so she can feel there is someone else even more pathetic than she is.

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Love it.

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Love it.

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You still don't love it nearly as much as Andrew WK loves partying.

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I finished watching my entire set of Everybody Loves Raymond episodes a little bit ago. Apparently I had been right, I had seen every episode prior to my purchase. Although I vaguely remember the third to last episode "The Power of No." It's possible that I had only seen that episode once.

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I'll admit it- I watch for the love story.

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Animated or not, this picture is a definite win... and fave! It showcases my love for Boondock Saints and my dislike for Twilight so perfectly.

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EVERYONE LOVES COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER.<br /><br />This is why YTMND is dying. Everyone is hyper bitchy and wants every single site to conform to their particular standards.<br /><br />Bitchiness is the cancer killing YTMND. It's spreading like wildfire.<br /><br />It was funny. Relax.

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this is a drawling a did while back http://winnie-beatles.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=blind#/d16pjxp. i will remember it now as my care taking for pilleater. <3 btw pilleater and me love twin peaks and watch it daily since his accident. -sarah (ps. don't talk shit about pileater!!! this is seriously as it is already!)

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I just got done watching Episodes 6-10 of Season 8 of Everybody Loves Raymond and I happened to finish, click on the Internet, and make a site about it in 3 minutes.

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Yeah! We are both huge fans of the Room because of all the lulz it brings and we decided to search Tommy Wiseau and Room related ytmnds and yours were hilarious. U R MAn DOG NAO? U R MAN NAO DOG? I loved how he wouldn't say "the."

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One thing you can count on with kk999 is that it will not only be amusing, but the music in it will make love to your ears.

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Love it.

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I don't have this "League of Legends" game, so I can't speak to it, but the Scott Pilgrim game was ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES OF THE YEAR, NO QUESTION. It's like a perfect love letter to anyone who grew up in the NES/SMS generation and loved comic books as much as they loved River City Ransom. FUCKING AWESOME audio, which I have +2'd because you've reminded me of how fucking awesome the music is in this game.

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Love it. What do you use for image editor?

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As much as I love these sites and the fad itself, when you make one of these, you have to make sure you get the character to look into the camera as he breaks the person's bones, i.e. like the jean claude van damme happy holidays site. It really makes a difference.

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I love a YTMND with Oliver & Company in it!

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love it

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I love how mDS takes what I say about him, copies it, and pastes it as an insult toward me.<br /><br />Why don't you just come out and say... "I'm like rubber, you're like glue..."

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I love it when white trash 12 year olds who admit to making shitty sites accuse others of not having talent

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Umfuld, my dear friend, I would like nothing better to do than to come here and enjoy your lovely sites, and the funny and interesting sites posted by others. And to post my own without worrying about troll backlash.<br /><br />The thing is, THIS IS YTMND. This site is infested with... and, in fact, run by trolls.<br /><br />If your time and talents are worth anything, then this probably isn't the place for you.<br /><br />I wish it were different. I liked seeing your 3 good sites on U & C at once when there was so much retarded, useless shit on the front page. I was sad to see those sites mass alt downvoted to hell.<br /><br />I would love to see this place cleaned up, but it is PRETTY DAMN CLEAR at this point that THAT WON'T HAPPEN.<br /><br />So get off your got-dam high horse and just accept the fact that YTMND is a place for trolls. <br /><br />I don't like it any more than you do, so I'm going to deal with it my own way. Judge me if you see fit. But it really doesn't fucking matter. This site sucks, and OCCASIONALLY we might stumble upon some nugget of humor or creativity. If you have higher expectations, look elsewhere. <br /><br />I don't actually want you to leave, but I hope you might realize that you aren't going to change things. You should have learned this after... how many years?

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Whether you like this site or hate it, learn to love it because it is the best xmas greeting going today.

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I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree<br /><br />Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity<br /><br />????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen<br /><br />And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do<br /><br />I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met<br /><br />That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest<br /><br />Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do<br /><br />I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you<br /><br />There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards<br /><br />There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts<br /><br />There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail<br /><br />But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)

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I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree<br /><br />Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity<br /><br />????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen<br /><br />And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do<br /><br />I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met<br /><br />That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest<br /><br />Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do<br /><br />I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you<br /><br />There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards<br /><br />There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts<br /><br />There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail<br /><br />But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)

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I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree<br /><br />Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity<br /><br />????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen<br /><br />And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do<br /><br />I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met<br /><br />That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest<br /><br />Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do<br /><br />I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you<br /><br />There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards<br /><br />There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts<br /><br />There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail<br /><br />But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)