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I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree<br /><br />Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity<br /><br />????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen<br /><br />And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do<br /><br />I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met<br /><br />That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest<br /><br />Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do<br /><br />I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you<br /><br />There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards<br /><br />There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts<br /><br />There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail<br /><br />But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)

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I’m the one they called the scrotum jew for as you might agree<br /><br />Like a ghost I easily mastered the art of virginity<br /><br />????Kids memorized my motives, my eye bounced onto you???? Call Chris Hansen<br /><br />And when you slammed the door on me, I forgot just what to do<br /><br />I don’t believe we’ve been too close but I do believe we’ve met<br /><br />That night I taught you the lyrics and you taught me the rest<br /><br />Though I’m not sure that you’ll want me, I’m decided that when you do<br /><br />I’ll stop killing my spare time and devote it all to you<br /><br />There’s worlds full of butt plugs and pseudo artist graveyards<br /><br />There’s ancient Atlantic kingdoms of which mariners found sharts<br /><br />There’s Venice, Cairo, Pompeii, Gandhi’s sixty-mile trail<br /><br />But to be with you, my sane young love, would keep me from my jail (Third grade level poetry)

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and concerning myself, it's funny how you and you alone share the opinion of me that i am a creep troll that should die. no joking, i get no less than 3 PMs a month of random, no-name users telling me i'm their favorite ytmnder, wondering when i'm going to make sites again, giving me requests for sites, telling me they will be here to vote 5 on anything i make. asking about me as a person. telling me they think i am funny and talented. one person this month even asked if i could teach them some editing skills. one time someone even tried to get me into a video chat in a different website so i could teach them in real time how to do something. keep in mind - no name users who are not a social presence in the community. i have never voted 5 on their sites. i have never seen their sites or they don't have any. how many PMs a month do you get like that?<br /><br />so there's me tooting my horn about people being obsessed with me - something i have never done and will never do again.<br /><br />but then there's you, who gets targeted by 3-6 trolls tops and you whine every single day about how everyone is obsessed with Umfuld.<br /><br />haha,<br /><br />[i]YOU WANT TO BE LOVED BUT YOU ARE LOATHED[/i]<br /><br />keep makin it happin, cappin

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Onion said it best: Gay advocates fight for right to love men, kill men

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love it

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ok, jesus. what a great comment page. good job guys, good job. hahahaha this shit is really getting out of hand. i love it.<br /><br />[i]love it[/i]<br /><br />also, it so fucking figures that umfuld would be posting his opinions on fourums about gay marriage.

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"Your ability to google search my user name does not prove your worth. It proves my point."<br /><br />hahahaha i laughed my ass off when i read that. this is a good thread. i love you umfuld!

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Wow, this is so cool! Love it. Is that Bridgette Nielsen?

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Love it! Incredibly obscure but fantastic none the less. The cold, dead eyes of a killer.

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hi there, so whose alt might you be?<br /><br />he's at least 37, so it's not like I am picking on him. he seems to make it a hobby to talk trash about everybody. what I did here was a love tap by comparison

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The whole point of the Clone War was to be a big show to scare the Galaxy straight to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Clones were used by the Republic to be a closed loop, people who could die and make the war look significant, yet who had no loved ones to relay how the war was really progressing. The Separatists used droids for similar reasons. Republic accounts of the Separatist military, in addition, was vastly overstated. Instead of the quintillions of battle droids they claimed to possess, they probably never exceeded 500 million over the course of the entire war. By keeping the military branches all but absolutely cut off from the population as a whole, there was no chance of the public learning of the true nature of the war. Under direction of Chancellor Palpatine, the CIS intentionally attacked insignificant star systems, drawing Republic troops into open fights. The Republic believed this was an attempt to drain morale and will, but it was actually a deliberate strategy intended to keep the fighting away from critical sectors as much as possible. The few attacks on industrial centers were only conducted to give the impression of a change of hands, while the profits of the war effort were still channelled into the same places. What's more significant is that the transactions that allowed these proceedings were hardly concealed, Banking Clan documents and shipyard paperwork was all open for scrutiny, yet few took the time to exercise their scrutiny. <br /><br />Therefore, I can conclude that JJJ, Umfuld, G3N, and UNC are all either in cahoots with each other, or more likely yet, [i]the same person[/i].

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goddamn. go jerk off to some ayn rand nonsense. i hate you and everything you love. die a painful death you machiavellian garbage. you are what is wrong with the world. i own that book and it was written by a retard. like you.

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Heh. Simple, short, and executed perfectly. Love it.

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Absolutely tasteless. I love it!

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Last night you spent an hour skimming my sites. You started at 2:37:48 AM CST and stopped here. Admit it, you love them. You just can't stay away from them. Don't worry, I'll continue to make sites to give you something to do here.

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<--------guilty of too much love for the jumbled messes of the world. something to do with order coming [i]from[/i] chaos, rather than from the elimination of it.

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EVERYTIME IT SNOWS I PLAY THIS I LOVE THIS YTMND IT IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!

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i love the twist ending. it parallels my own life.

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howdy folks its me again<br />got a message to convey<br />i'm so confused what's to lose<br />i think i might turn gay<br />on the day my bitch left<br />she said stick it up your rear<br />she never thought she'd hear these words<br />woo your mustache is so tickly down there<br />drill my ass<br />oh god it's so tight<br />drill my ass<br />this is my first time<br />drill my ass<br />i love you/love you too<br />i live with bill its such a thrill<br />we get it on so fine<br />we tend our garden everyday<br />sometimes we get 69<br />play dress up and have puppet shows<br />we skip and dance and sing<br />he's so helpful he shaves my back<br />mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat<br />it's so hard<br />it feels so right<br />it's so hard<br />the way he holds me<br />it's so hard<br />i could just die<br />when we go drinking<br />it's so hard<br />the we start thinking<br />but doin it to liberace<br />then we bake a quiche<br />we went to church he held my hand<br />i gazed into his eyes<br />he kissed my ear i said oh dear<br />my shaft began to rise<br />he wispered let's get married<br />i squeeked and shouted yes<br />suddenly our live a big mess<br />he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress<br />drill my ass<br />not sure i'm right<br />drill my ass<br />what was i thinking<br />drill my ass<br />i like bull fights<br />drill my ass<br />no more knittng<br />drill my ass<br />no more skipping<br />i tried it once a whole 6 monthsso long mustach

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Kay, (thanks, like... totally appreciate it) I did, but there's a snag in the audio, and if you can peal it back to my perfect sync, I'd love it, but if not, I'm gonna have to re-load my proper sample. (listen, you'll hear it.)

This sucks. I miss DragonGate. It’s times like this (Thanksgiving and Christmas) that I want to be with the one I love, but she is on the other side of the world.<br /><br />Although I am sad, I am more than willing to share her with the Army. I told her more than once that I be more than accepting if she makes the Army a career. I will highly recommend to her that she stay in the Army until they no longer wanted her. Then I can have her all to myself.<br /><br />Well, see ya’ later!<br /><br />Mood: Sad<br />Music: “Desert Rose” by Sting<br />Book: (None)

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At the same time, he did star in a movie with the subtitle "Dead and loving it" :)

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lol i love it

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Oh man, I love that YTMND is starting to get some good old classical funny sites like this back. Its ben too long.

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It was nights like these that Mike wished he took a more proactive approach in his social life. The only light in the room beamed from the small laptop next to the bed. It dimly lit the small confines to which Mike secluded himself. Safe and alone. Safe, but alone. His thoughts drifted again to a girl. Whether the girl was real or a fabrication of Mike's fantasies was something he never figured out. It always began with a human connection, and slid sideways towards a realm of euphoric imagination. Mike picked up his phone and tried to decide. Was the euphoria in his mind make-believe? Or could it really be true? To be dumb enough to try to find out, and leave this safe place, only to find out that love was not there. It couldn't be worth it. Or could it? Mike couldn't decide. So he went on YTMND and made a site.

i showed someone some sites i made, along with that murdarmachene site about taco salad and i also showed the (pppttttt) new talent on 60 mins site. he loved all of them and said "wait, so people make these and upload them with their own separate urls, and people vote on them?" he even thought the gay inside jokes were funny before i even explained some of them. he thought my parody of fourest's clint eastwood site was insanely funny, just because it was so strange. keep in mind, this person is a major media snob, kind of like gr33nscr33n but a little younger. he said "i want in" and "show me how you make these" so i briefly explained the format and linked him ytmnd.com. he had no idea what the fuck it was, didn't know how to find other funny sites, and didn't bother trying for more than 30 seconds. i said "yup, sounds about right."<br /><br />[i]true story[/i]

New YTMND SOLIDARITY/ RETRO Feature: 56k capped download speeds! <br /> <br />Why? Sense of community. Everyone has the same YTMND experience. The long wait for a site to load makes the user appreciate the site more when it finally appears. And Grey Goose vodka isn’t getting any cheaper you all.<br /><br /><br />Side note: Max loves working for bitchy malcontents

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0 seconds ago Umfuld viewed ? cold.<br />1 second ago Umfuld viewed ? drop evertything and follow him.<br />40 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? CHOCOLATE RAIN.<br />46 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? vhs overscan.<br />52 seconds ago Umfuld<br />'d ? goddamnit i feel it again.<br /><br /><br />heh i wasn't even going to put in the effort to downvote your sites and i'm still not<br /><br />you are way too easy to upset and i'm loving it

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I support and love this.<br /><br />QQ ALERT: Whats the music he used? Obviously its unlisted, he quit!

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i love user activity sites.<br /><br />i think my favorite one i made was [site shoppe:profile]<br /><br />either that or the site i made encouraging people to post funny PMs in the comments. i deleted it because it got too nasty. big mistake. i was a pussy.