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I wanted to give this site a 2 for the title, but I don't want to vote the same as gr33nsc33n...

XXL Special: 4<br />XL Special: 4<br />L Special: 1<br /><br />At this point, if you want to be fat and you also want to be in a YTMND shirt, you have to pony up for a black one.

[i]so for the five of you left visiting YTMND want to support the site and get something in return, now's the time[/i]<br /><br />[b]trophy unlocked: pilleater crew notoriety.[/b]

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Now that's not fair, pde. You can't blame a guy for wanting to be articulate in a flame war after a few beers. I know I hate it when my otherwise hilarious [b]sick burns[/b] get botched due to too much whiskey.

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I, too, spend my high-testosterone days fantasizing about commercials I want to sell products to me

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it's real simple, unless you are talking about an interplanetary spaceship, you could use something called "suicide". Not that I would recommend it.<br /><br />But if you want to stick around, I suggest a high dosage of testosterone - tends to fix most problems.

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no because i live on my own and they are online (my parents) more than i am) <br />you could say they raised me that way but unlike them, I get out to go get drugs (i'm a real addict) part of the reason im on the internet so much is because i go through such awful withdrawal it keeps me in bed<br /><br /><br />i want rehab in the worst way

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1. PichuTHEpokemon<br />2. Funny-Internet-User (isn't this a shared alt?)<br />3. TheeBatman<br />4. AMindlessIdiot<br />5. LegoLewdite (no pants required)<br />6. Famery-Gai<br />7. GIFsDawkins<br />8. Umfuld/DarthWangBot<br />9. Dustino66<br />10. Drunkezzz<br />11. KeatonKeaton999<br />12. TwistedMinds<br />13. Lacrossestar83<br /><br />...And Jimmm and Gordonfremen want to judge.<br /><br />Can we get three more contestants to make it an even 16? PrairieDogeRic10, Space-G, and Mormonator, do you all want in? That would be convenient.

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I want to believe

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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."

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do you want me to vote 5?

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Man, you know what, you can eat a bag of baby dicks, lil' fagget. Why don't you bend over, go inside your own ass and fucking come out from the other side with your intestines comings outta' your mouth dripping that shit out of the tube thats tied on to your uncircumsized dick that your mom calls, "Lil's Wang", cause apparently you want a curse fest. Go make yourself a milkshake of sperm and shit, pig-whore.

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I want in, I'll do it all exclusively in paint.

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I don't really want to butt into this critique, but I do really want to make a pun about stuff being rank.

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IDGAF about that. I want Sister Wendy!

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When breakfast was over they were joined by the sisters; and Elizabeth began to like them herself, when she saw how much affection and solicitude they shewed for Jane. The apothecary came, and having examined his patient, said, as might be supposed, that she had caught a violent cold, and that they must endeavour to get the better of it; advised her to return to bed, and promised her some draughts. The advice was followed readily, for the feverish symptoms increased, and her head ached acutely. Elizabeth did not quit her room for a moment, nor were the other ladies often absent: the gentlemen being out, they had, in fact, nothing to do elsewhere.<br /><br /> When the clock struck three Elizabeth felt that she must go, and very unwillingly said so. Miss Bingley offered her the carriage, and she only wanted a little pressing to accept it, when Jane testified such concern in parting with her, that Miss Bingley was obliged to convert the offer of the chaise into an invitation to remain at Netherfield for the present. Elizabeth most thankfully consented, and a servant was dispatched to Longbourn to acquaint the family with her stay and bring back a supply of clothes.

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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."

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"Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton; and the Hursts have no horses to theirs."<br /><br /> "I had much rather go in the coach."<br /><br /> "But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennett, are not they?"<br /><br /> "They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them."<br /><br /> "But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's purpose will be answered."<br /><br /> She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that the horses were engaged: Jane was therefore obliged to go on horseback, and her mother attended her to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered: Jane had not been gone long before it rained hard. Her sisters were uneasy for her, but her mother was delighted. The rain continued the whole evening without intermission: Jane certainly could not come back.<br /><br /> "This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet more than once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own. Till the next morning, however, she was not aware of all the felicity of her contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when a servant from Netherfield brought the following note for Elizabeth --<br /> "My dearest Lizzy, -- I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind friends will not hear of my returning home till I am better. They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones -- therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me -- and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the matter with me. -- Yours, etc."

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They could talk of nothing but officers; and Mr. Bingley's large fortune, the mention of which gave animation to their mother, was worthless in their eyes when opposed to the regimentals of an ensign.<br /><br /> After listening one morning to their effusions on this subject, Mr. Bennet coolly observed --<br /><br /> "From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced."<br /><br /> Catherine was disconcerted, and made no answer; but Lydia, with perfect indifference, continued to express her admiration of Captain Carter, and her hope of seeing him in the course of the day, as he was going the next morning to London.<br /><br /> "I am astonished, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet, "that you should be so ready to think your own children silly. If I wished to think slightingly of anybody's children, it should not be of my own, however."<br /><br /> "If my children are silly, I must hope to be always sensible of it."<br /><br /> "Yes -- but as it happens, they are all of them very clever."<br /><br /> "This is the only point, I flatter myself, on which we do not agree. I had hoped that our sentiments coincided in every particular, but I must so far differ from you as to think our two youngest daughters uncommonly foolish."<br /><br /> "My dear Mr. Bennet, you must not expect such girls to have the sense of their father and mother. When they get to our age I dare say they will not think about officers any more than we do. I remember the time when I liked a red coat myself very well -- and, indeed, so I do still at my heart; and if a smart young colonel, with five or six thousand a year, should want one of my girls, I shall not say nay to him; and I thought Colonel Forster looked very becoming the other night at Sir William's in his regimentals."

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On his approaching them soon afterwards, though without seeming to have any intention of speaking, Miss Lucas defied her friend to mention such a subject to him; which immediately provoking Elizabeth to do it, she turned to him and said --<br /><br /> "Did not you think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly well just now, when I was teazing Colonel Forster to give us a ball at Meryton?"<br /><br /> "With great energy; but it is a subject which always makes a lady energetic."<br /><br /> "You are severe on us."<br /><br /> "It will be her turn soon to be teazed," said Miss Lucas. "I am going to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what follows."<br /><br /> "You are a very strange creature by way of a friend! -- always wanting me to play and sing before anybody and everybody! If my vanity had taken a musical turn, you would have been invaluable; but as it is, I would really rather not sit down before those who must be in the habit of hearing the very best performers." On Miss Lucas's persevering, however, she added, "Very well; if it must be so, it must." And gravely glancing at Mr. Darcy, "There is a fine old saying, which everybody here is of course familiar with -- 'Keep your breath to cool your porridge' -- and I shall keep mine to swell my song."<br /><br /> Her performance was pleasing, though by no means capital. After a song or two, and before she could reply to the entreaties of several that she would sing again, she was eagerly succeeded at the instrument by her sister Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for knowledge and accomplishments, was always impatient for display.

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but it is hilarious lax deleted the site. like who gives a shit. there's so many garbage ytmnds the just transfer though already so it's not like he's the final boss. Maybe is was smoking spice and got paranoid. who knows who cares but anyways <br /><br /><br />but anywai lax you should really consider stopping ear rape in all your sites. seriously. it truly is anti-social behavior. Let's say a user doesn't click up and coming and has their volume set at a regular volume level. And just happens to have 2 newborns in the room next door sleeping who aren't normally waken up by average volume levels. In a way your ear rape sites rank up with certain malware that is made by someone who just wants to fuck with people, not realizing the implications of doing so. just sayin

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I've never wanted to drag someone out into the square and put on in their head more than this moment.

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i didn't want that to end

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Marv, there's nothing more cool than killing that kid. But if someone tries put a tarantula on a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your face. No one has the right to put a tarantula on your face if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' Then, you KILL THAT KID!!

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if he wanted to do it, he would have done it a long time ago

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He's done talking, he wants to make love now.

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You just gave her (him) exactly what she (he) wanted.

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BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM AND HAVE HER SET YOUR BEDTIME A COUPLE HOURS EARLY. DO YOU WANT THAT FUCKER?

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"I want to fight the dragon"

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Do it because you want to in your heart, not on the basis of how much popularity you can sponge off another site.