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Perhaps so, but if we want YTMND to be more popular, artfaggery is not the way.

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Take note of this, you aspiring YTMNDers:<br />If you want to make it to Up and Coming, you need to use toilet humor.<br /><br />Take my five.

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Month ago you used sarcasm to state it was obvious to you who was behind this account. Now here you posted that you'd never heard of this account before. And you're boasting about your mental abilities while you miss the point of my referencing my site to show that.<br /><br />Haven't read the troll war happening below yet, but I'm sure it's quite nasty, and I don't want to add to that. I'll simply let the facts I stated speak for themselves and hope you finally realize much of the scorn you receive here stems from your unjustified lack of humility.

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that being said, i really cant just lightly endorse the use of profoundly altering drugs on a website filled with mostly children. if you really understand these drugs, and you giggle "hep hep hep, sure, use these... this one's my favorite," then you are either a deplorable person, a total burnout idiot, or some blowhard, overly metaphysical douche who has squandered his genius on hanging out and tripping out, as your beloved Terrence McKenna has shown is achievable. he wrote a great book about tripping out. if you love tripping out. not much for the fields of neuroscience, psychology or anthropology, as some might have us believe. still, good book. but i'm getting distracted.<br /><br />i don't think you're like Terrence McKenna, as much as you want to be. you have no genius to squander. i don't think you're a deplorable person. you really do mean well. that's why people like me need to step in. some things on the internet are just dying to be criticized - even corrected - because some people just want to get kids to do fucked up idiot drugs.<br /><br />and if you have any personal experience with what drugs and addiction and drug culture can do, then you probably wouldn't try to brag about what drugs you do. that's what you were doing; bragging. then, you were trying to be funny and nice, "trying not to" get anyone in trouble.<br /><br />i hope youre not one of those people that needs to call their sponsor and cry to them about my post. i'm pretty sure tripping out is considered a relapse.

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dude, the way you are endorsing that kind of drug use is childish and embarrassing in the way that shows how inexperienced you are with those kinds of drugs. if you look at this site and see funny colors and zippy movement and sudden scariness and [i]that[/i] is what brings up an excited discussion of psychedelics, then i have to conclude one (or both) of two things must be true.<br /><br />1) you have about as much "experience" with these drugs as a college freshman who just ate the second less-than-half of an 8th of mushrooms, and wants to play in the forest<br />2) you lack the articulation to express the true mystery and experience these drugs inflict on the brain.<br /><br />i have never ever ever been under the impression that these kinds of drugs allow the user to "see the truth," or pursue profound knowledge. No. it's pretty clear that these drugs simply inhibit, exacerbate, and rearrange the basic core functions of how a brain handles sensory input > cognition. the funny colors and patterns are the least exciting or interesting part. try losing all feeling in your body, only to look down and find your body to be gone - no matter where you look. or having your basil ganglia flipped completely backwards, so you try to turn right and you go left, or you tell yourself (as hard as you can) to walk forward yet you step backwards.

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I won't recommend anything that is illegal in your jurisdiction. In most of the USA and other countries, Salvia is quite legal and gives you an intense 10 to 15 minute trip. Even the great Terrence McKenna recommended it. But definitely check out the legality in your state. Don't want to get anyone in trouble.

your sites are simple and stupid. we all know you were being facetious with the comment about yourself and your sites, but the sad fact is that you most likely believe that to be true. because anyone can make a picture or a little animation or anything and sit back and admire it. that reaction, that satisfaction is what drives people to create in the first place. but you haven't gotten past level 1 or 2 of "make something > learn >advance." it's like a child who has made a finger painting, believing it to be the best finger painting ever made. because they are a child, the next finger painting they create will generate the same affection. so on and so forth.<br /><br />your sites almost exclusively consist of your babyish-character avatars headpasted into personal nostalgia content. randomly. they are simply glorified nods to your friends. also sprinkled in are racism and uninformed political commentary that amounts to "sudden headpaste/TTS and/or text > no relevance/conclusion." because that's your whole thing. references that only your friends understand and random hatred. Random is the key word here. i forgot to mention your cookiecutter Lurgian characters like Mr. Krabs or whatever the hell you like to reference. Sun Man. there's one. most people here have learned that ytmnd users don't want to see Sun Man or Mr. Krabs. those characters are not interesting. not funny. then you go on to gang up and downvote other peoples sites, often with additional alternate accounts.<br /><br />what it really just amounts to is endless cries for attention that demand recognition (in the form of high ratings) without having to put in any work or think outside your own tiny, tiny box.

Well I cracked and bought another one, since I sent one of my first two to a friend. I decided I wanted an extra one laying around because sometimes shit happens. If for any reason you're out of XL, Large is perfectly fine. Can you draw a picture of Happy Cat on my receipt this time?

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I don't think so. He wouldn't want anyone to know.

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I wanted to give this site a 2 for the title, but I don't want to vote the same as gr33nsc33n...

XXL Special: 4<br />XL Special: 4<br />L Special: 1<br /><br />At this point, if you want to be fat and you also want to be in a YTMND shirt, you have to pony up for a black one.

[i]so for the five of you left visiting YTMND want to support the site and get something in return, now's the time[/i]<br /><br />[b]trophy unlocked: pilleater crew notoriety.[/b]

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Now that's not fair, pde. You can't blame a guy for wanting to be articulate in a flame war after a few beers. I know I hate it when my otherwise hilarious [b]sick burns[/b] get botched due to too much whiskey.

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I, too, spend my high-testosterone days fantasizing about commercials I want to sell products to me

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it's real simple, unless you are talking about an interplanetary spaceship, you could use something called "suicide". Not that I would recommend it.<br /><br />But if you want to stick around, I suggest a high dosage of testosterone - tends to fix most problems.

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no because i live on my own and they are online (my parents) more than i am) <br />you could say they raised me that way but unlike them, I get out to go get drugs (i'm a real addict) part of the reason im on the internet so much is because i go through such awful withdrawal it keeps me in bed<br /><br /><br />i want rehab in the worst way

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1. PichuTHEpokemon<br />2. Funny-Internet-User (isn't this a shared alt?)<br />3. TheeBatman<br />4. AMindlessIdiot<br />5. LegoLewdite (no pants required)<br />6. Famery-Gai<br />7. GIFsDawkins<br />8. Umfuld/DarthWangBot<br />9. Dustino66<br />10. Drunkezzz<br />11. KeatonKeaton999<br />12. TwistedMinds<br />13. Lacrossestar83<br /><br />...And Jimmm and Gordonfremen want to judge.<br /><br />Can we get three more contestants to make it an even 16? PrairieDogeRic10, Space-G, and Mormonator, do you all want in? That would be convenient.

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I want to believe

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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."

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do you want me to vote 5?

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Man, you know what, you can eat a bag of baby dicks, lil' fagget. Why don't you bend over, go inside your own ass and fucking come out from the other side with your intestines comings outta' your mouth dripping that shit out of the tube thats tied on to your uncircumsized dick that your mom calls, "Lil's Wang", cause apparently you want a curse fest. Go make yourself a milkshake of sperm and shit, pig-whore.

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I want in, I'll do it all exclusively in paint.

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I don't really want to butt into this critique, but I do really want to make a pun about stuff being rank.

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IDGAF about that. I want Sister Wendy!

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When breakfast was over they were joined by the sisters; and Elizabeth began to like them herself, when she saw how much affection and solicitude they shewed for Jane. The apothecary came, and having examined his patient, said, as might be supposed, that she had caught a violent cold, and that they must endeavour to get the better of it; advised her to return to bed, and promised her some draughts. The advice was followed readily, for the feverish symptoms increased, and her head ached acutely. Elizabeth did not quit her room for a moment, nor were the other ladies often absent: the gentlemen being out, they had, in fact, nothing to do elsewhere.<br /><br /> When the clock struck three Elizabeth felt that she must go, and very unwillingly said so. Miss Bingley offered her the carriage, and she only wanted a little pressing to accept it, when Jane testified such concern in parting with her, that Miss Bingley was obliged to convert the offer of the chaise into an invitation to remain at Netherfield for the present. Elizabeth most thankfully consented, and a servant was dispatched to Longbourn to acquaint the family with her stay and bring back a supply of clothes.

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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."

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"Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton; and the Hursts have no horses to theirs."<br /><br /> "I had much rather go in the coach."<br /><br /> "But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennett, are not they?"<br /><br /> "They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them."<br /><br /> "But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's purpose will be answered."<br /><br /> She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that the horses were engaged: Jane was therefore obliged to go on horseback, and her mother attended her to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered: Jane had not been gone long before it rained hard. Her sisters were uneasy for her, but her mother was delighted. The rain continued the whole evening without intermission: Jane certainly could not come back.<br /><br /> "This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet more than once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own. Till the next morning, however, she was not aware of all the felicity of her contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when a servant from Netherfield brought the following note for Elizabeth --<br /> "My dearest Lizzy, -- I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind friends will not hear of my returning home till I am better. They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones -- therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me -- and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the matter with me. -- Yours, etc."

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They could talk of nothing but officers; and Mr. Bingley's large fortune, the mention of which gave animation to their mother, was worthless in their eyes when opposed to the regimentals of an ensign.<br /><br /> After listening one morning to their effusions on this subject, Mr. Bennet coolly observed --<br /><br /> "From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced."<br /><br /> Catherine was disconcerted, and made no answer; but Lydia, with perfect indifference, continued to express her admiration of Captain Carter, and her hope of seeing him in the course of the day, as he was going the next morning to London.<br /><br /> "I am astonished, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet, "that you should be so ready to think your own children silly. If I wished to think slightingly of anybody's children, it should not be of my own, however."<br /><br /> "If my children are silly, I must hope to be always sensible of it."<br /><br /> "Yes -- but as it happens, they are all of them very clever."<br /><br /> "This is the only point, I flatter myself, on which we do not agree. I had hoped that our sentiments coincided in every particular, but I must so far differ from you as to think our two youngest daughters uncommonly foolish."<br /><br /> "My dear Mr. Bennet, you must not expect such girls to have the sense of their father and mother. When they get to our age I dare say they will not think about officers any more than we do. I remember the time when I liked a red coat myself very well -- and, indeed, so I do still at my heart; and if a smart young colonel, with five or six thousand a year, should want one of my girls, I shall not say nay to him; and I thought Colonel Forster looked very becoming the other night at Sir William's in his regimentals."

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On his approaching them soon afterwards, though without seeming to have any intention of speaking, Miss Lucas defied her friend to mention such a subject to him; which immediately provoking Elizabeth to do it, she turned to him and said --<br /><br /> "Did not you think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly well just now, when I was teazing Colonel Forster to give us a ball at Meryton?"<br /><br /> "With great energy; but it is a subject which always makes a lady energetic."<br /><br /> "You are severe on us."<br /><br /> "It will be her turn soon to be teazed," said Miss Lucas. "I am going to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what follows."<br /><br /> "You are a very strange creature by way of a friend! -- always wanting me to play and sing before anybody and everybody! If my vanity had taken a musical turn, you would have been invaluable; but as it is, I would really rather not sit down before those who must be in the habit of hearing the very best performers." On Miss Lucas's persevering, however, she added, "Very well; if it must be so, it must." And gravely glancing at Mr. Darcy, "There is a fine old saying, which everybody here is of course familiar with -- 'Keep your breath to cool your porridge' -- and I shall keep mine to swell my song."<br /><br /> Her performance was pleasing, though by no means capital. After a song or two, and before she could reply to the entreaties of several that she would sing again, she was eagerly succeeded at the instrument by her sister Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for knowledge and accomplishments, was always impatient for display.

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but it is hilarious lax deleted the site. like who gives a shit. there's so many garbage ytmnds the just transfer though already so it's not like he's the final boss. Maybe is was smoking spice and got paranoid. who knows who cares but anyways <br /><br /><br />but anywai lax you should really consider stopping ear rape in all your sites. seriously. it truly is anti-social behavior. Let's say a user doesn't click up and coming and has their volume set at a regular volume level. And just happens to have 2 newborns in the room next door sleeping who aren't normally waken up by average volume levels. In a way your ear rape sites rank up with certain malware that is made by someone who just wants to fuck with people, not realizing the implications of doing so. just sayin