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apparently there was an algorithm that decided featured users at http://ytmndev.blogspot.com/2008/09/featured-users-algorithms.html but that is completely fake with users like Alas, THEN, and LEAVES do not make the requirements. The featured system is all part of the BTape-ocracy, thus explaining the fall of keaton

I did like the feature user idea but the way it is sucks. As far as I can tell there is no algorythm anymore. It's just a couple of people picking users whose sites they like. The featured user "Then" has like 2 sites with any significant views. I have over 20. If I have no idea what I'm working toward, then why try at all?

I just downloaded the latest flash, but none of the sites load for me. all I get is "Now loading.... 100% 15000kB/15000kB" and it stays there. I tried most of my sites and a few sites on the front page, but nothing.

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If you show this to your mother, I know that means there is a chance she will read this too. As thoughtful as this may seem, this took your spawn less than a minute to do. If they are under the age of ten, that means they don't care enough about you to present you with an actual expression of affection. Ergo, that means you can't be the MOST epic Mom, and in all likelihood you are barely even extraordinary.

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ITS HAS BAGINA! THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT!

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all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home.

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I JUST PLUSSED ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPRESSED AT YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE A VERY LONG RUN ON SENTENCE ABOUT SEEMINGLY NOTHING AT ALL IT'S LIKE THERES A NASCAR RACE OR SOMETHING GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD AND IT JUST KEEPS LOOPING AROUND FASTER AND FASTER AND THE WORDS KEEP COMING BUT THEY DONT HAVE ANY REAL POINT BUT THATS OK BECAUSE THEY'RE THERE AND YOU ARE JUST BEING YOU AND THAT IS A GOOD THING OR SO I'VE HEARD

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I'm all for fads, but KOEN is the dumbest, least funny, most "inside joke-ish," stupidest f*cking one there is.

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Well that's good. In my experience, near the top of the rankings it's the same; nobody's that serious because the ranking system has a way of weeding out the worst players. But at lower levels, not only are there dumb kids with more 1-month trial codes than brain cells, but there are a lot of uptight wannabe pros. I don't play much high-level Halo anymore because my friends don't, so I'm stuck playing with the annoying people. All I'm saying is that you shouldn't be trying to stir things up on Live.

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Howdy Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you lead us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the sh*t I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios amigo.

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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Washington

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Hi everybody. Again, thank you for the comments and the votes I received for this work. Reading all your comments made me think maybe it's time to say something new other than "I'm working to fix the file size". So here we go: ***THERE ARE AT LEAST 2 HIDDEN ELEMENTS IN THE ANIMATION***. And one of them is not "terrosist" (:P). Find them and I'll donate some bucks to a winner's ytmnd.

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Hi there. First of all, I'm truly grateful for the kind comments I received! I'd like to answer the question about the file size. I'm a visual artist and I covered every aspect of the animation from the first frame, and I noticed the huge amount of data is at the last part, exactly when the rolling credits start. It was artistically impossible for me to shrink the size further if not making completely frozen credits (a choice I readily scrapped)...

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See, this is why there should be 6 stars instead of 5, because this is way better than all the crap I gave 5's to...

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Well, if we are going to play that way, couldn't we say 1783? After all, that is when we won the war against Britain. Sure, there was no presidential role, but that was still being discussed while the Colonies were being united. You can also make a case for 1787, as that was when Delaware, the first state, was admitted to the Union.

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There is no great crime against whites in recorded history. Slavery of blacks was recent and of that brotherhood was born. It doesn't matter what tribe you came from, if you are black in America there is a unity between you and your black peers. Whites do care whgere they come from: there is no white brotherhood because whites have no history to tie them together, regardless of origin. I like that -2 by the way. Thanks, all you kneejerk retards who don't bother reading all the way through a comment before a

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Sarah Palin must exist in a constant state of ecstasy then, speaking of zero foreign experience. Then there's McCain, who is really good at getting thrown in POW camps, defrauding taxpayers to the tune of 3 Billion in the Keating 5 scandal, and lost his bid for the 2000 elections to Bush. But hey, that's all just public opinion, right?

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andso long as PACARD is out there being EPIC all men will be somewhat gay for him. no man or woman can resist his EPICNESS

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It may not be an official part of Capitalism, but it has been a part of America for a majority of the nation's existence. You think there is no socialism in our culture today? Pure representation of any economic ideology, be it socialism, communism or capitalism, has historically ended in disaster. The best system is one that takes lessons from all.

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I'm all for bringing beatdowns to thieves, but we can't regulate our way out of recurrent banking panics. Look at what happened to Japan and Sweden in the early 90s. Or Iceland now. No laissez failure there. Inconsistent regulation is even worse than none at all.

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In CS3 there is a tool called Note Paper. All you have to do is increase it one step at a time. @gamekid. Then do it.

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There's always room for tennis rackets. It's what the jazz is all about!

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! no actually i'm not anybody's alt, we could go back and forth about this until somehow max has to verify this via ips or whatever, but then again if you won't believe me why ask? i've lurked on ytmnd since '05 because the occasional well-done site is funny, but i never got into the user community because i expected...well, this. "WAT U SAY IZ RONG CUZ UR ACOUNT IZ N00" :rolleyes: internet cliques are all the same, but there are still good sites being made now and then

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it took 3.8 seconds to 'get to know you better' as well ;) just so you know, the character from death of a salesman sold pantyhose omgitsnotalwaysaboutyouyaknow and the rest of your post is name-calling without substance. i honestly don't blame you, after all you got the bulk of your education from the middle school lunchroom but it's your fault for squandering the years between then and now. as for "rock bottom", read up: i only get down to your level when you were already there :D

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hey man, this has been driving me crazy for like the past 6 hours...my teacher played a bunch of jazz versions of popular songs during class, like milkshake, hey ya, enter sandman, and also, down with the sickness...so where did you get the sound for this site thing that u have up? Like is there a site with all the songs by this guy or what?

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Who the f*ck cares...this is not a blog site, this is ytmnd. Go set up a blog and share all your riff rip-off ideas and music opinions there. There is no funny or badassness in this site, and it's actually NARV material

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That's MY point. Terrible image + Unbearable sound + Idiotic text = 1. There's nothing to add or dispute. I have used logic to prove that this YTMND deserves the lowest score possible. It's all there, clear as crystal. It's just terrible. I can't conceive of someone actually thinking that this abomination is good on its own merit. It's like some huge inside joke that lowers everybody's standards. The only difference here is you're a popular creator of garbage like this so people gravitate towards it.

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I can practically scientifically prove that this site is of substandard quality. We don't need more of these sites. That's why the Forgot Poland Army was created: so people could make horrible sites about something funny. There's nothing funny in this. All you did was crop an overused image onto another slightly overused image, put an overused sound to it, and put a variation in text to vote five. There's nothing funny, original, or inspiring about it. We have tons of other people doing it, we need less.

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Changed the name = 1. I thought the joke was that all NiteSky does is stick Koen into a movie. That was a good joke. This is just a votewhoring KOENTMND now. Doesn't matter how well edited it is, there can only be so many Koen sites before they stop being funny.

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All of you are f*cking sheep 5ing this for the same reasons as before. It's different, there's a lot of effort put into it, and you all think there's some sort of deep message that you can interpret from it. But wake up, walk off the follower path, and realize that this is total sh*t.