?THE ROOM- A dramatic reading |
PlatformerMastah |
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21,965 |
2006-05-18 |
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Note: If you are ever in the graveyard and a zombie starts attacking your lady friend after an hour of intercourse, immediately get on your hands and knees and dig into the ground with your fingers until you find a shotgun, gatling gun, and laser gun. Don't run away. The zombie will EXPECT that.
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?Titfish Jr Likes Small Tits |
jacemathem |
(3.90) |
14,166 |
2008-06-05 |
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titfish is a smooth with the ladies
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?Druids |
CheezeEatr |
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1,295 |
2008-06-04 |
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ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious!!! take a look around, the world is full of rejects, many are ashamed of such and hide in basements with a computer trolling ytmnd and toggling warcraft with a crusty sock hanging off their penis that should obviously been changed several uses ago but can't bare the agony the raid will feel from his absense to compose himself when after all, he is just in a basement. as for me, I live above ground.
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?Great acting by Stallone |
micawber |
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5,077 |
2008-06-04 |
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the lady in the background is crying because stallone is such a terrible actor, lol
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?Saving YTMND (updated silhouettes) |
jondoogin |
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24,961 |
2006-07-28 |
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You include Sonic, Stephanie, and the Crazy Telemarketer Lady but leave out Khan? Your priorities are seriously skewed, man
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?Nerds dont like women |
holyjango |
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1,852 |
2005-09-06 |
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Oh I know what the ladies like :)
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?yt-shirtmnd |
MrSinistar |
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2,423 |
2008-05-29 |
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I bet you just can't keep the ladies off you now.
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?It's NOT a piece of cake to DRAW a pretty ... |
W32 |
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3,002 |
2007-08-08 |
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amazing work, im sending a pretty young lady to relieve your balls of the tense load they carry ASAP
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?We've Sensed It. We've Seen The Si... |
Fluk3 |
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4,648 |
2008-05-26 |
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Retardedness is known to be spread airborne, but it's more likely to get you if you wear a mask, so those ladies were told the wrong info, probably from FEMA.
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You are not a lady.
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?Things I'd Rather Do |
easycougar |
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10,237 |
2008-05-26 |
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I saw Sex and the City once....it was horrible and weird and made me feel uncomfortable. I remember that one of the women uttered the line "Ladies, did you know that we have three holes down there?". I wanted to puke.
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?ANNE |
keatonkeaton999 |
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5,368 |
2008-05-22 |
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I thought Reba the mail lady looked like Wanda Sykes anyways
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?ANNE |
keatonkeaton999 |
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5,368 |
2008-05-22 |
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Yes, more of Pee-wee's mail lady
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?Magical imagination! |
bettabomb |
(4.22) |
18,042 |
2008-05-20 |
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well sars of the internetts, you win, because i fancy this lady
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?Bill O'Reilly hates the Opera. |
Ansem |
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42,723 |
2008-05-15 |
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The lady hes sitting next to F*CKING SUCKS!
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?escargot |
fearcondom |
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4,019 |
2008-05-16 |
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and furry ladies
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?Bill O'Reilly hates the Opera. |
Ansem |
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42,723 |
2008-05-15 |
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Well actually it was only one lady singing, and here are the lyrics, in case you change your mind o.o;
http://www.fflyrics.com/ff6gf.html#admci
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?Bill O'Reilly hates the Opera. |
Ansem |
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42,723 |
2008-05-15 |
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I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in YTMND felt free.
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?FONZTMND |
Fluk3 |
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2,327 |
2008-05-14 |
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Wait a minute. I don't understand something here. I practice all week until I have to limp home and soak my feet. I spend 18 dollars and fifty cents on a monkey suit. Two nerds come to room, lock me in my bathroom and start calling names. Sherlock Holmes here chases me and starts yelling at me. Cunningham threatens me with physical violence, Shortcake kicks me in the leg and you all want to go home happy. We let me tell you something, you're not going anywhere lady. THE FONZ WANTS TO DANCE!
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?Picard Hates Milkshakes! |
SirLemming |
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126,234 |
2008-05-05 |
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true: Coach really has nothing better to do. When you consider the fact that you have to wait 15 second between each comment you post, it's really pretty sad.
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?The Gas Tax Holiday in 7 Words |
cucka |
(1.00) |
1,262 |
2008-05-05 |
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The shame card has been played, ladies and gentlemen. We all must realize this is a political game, but tell me - wouldn't you like to save some money at the pump? You will save 18 cents on the gallon no matter what the price might be. And 18 cents per gallon is good, for how often I drive. The immediate solution should be this: release barrels from the National Strategic Oil Supply, and start drilling in Alaska while we develop alternate technologies. It's a win win.
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?DOUBLE PENETRATION |
mrprime |
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2,636 |
2008-05-05 |
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I don't see the old lady holding a needle, so technically isn't this single penetration?
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?In The Beginning (KeatonKeaton999 Remix) |
MrSinistar |
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3,779 |
2008-05-04 |
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THIS IS MOAR EPIC THAN SEAN CONNERY HURLING A DUMPTRUCK FULL OF BRICKS THROUGH A SQUARE MILE OF OLD LADIES!
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?Crazy Californian Families (Featuring adopted asian ... |
mondays |
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2,048 |
2008-04-30 |
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That woman looks like she's giving an angry invisible blowjob. Watch the teeth, lady!
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?Sweet deal |
MingPow |
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1,283 |
2008-04-30 |
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why the hell were you looking up lady death trading cards??
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?Our 404 page has a problem... |
Kookykman |
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12,908 |
2006-09-03 |
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?Emma Watson Boobage |
L33tmaster5000 |
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53,164 |
2007-05-02 |
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Was this the first? Also, I hate this Internet fad. I'm gonna download the song on iTunes because it brings back memories of the cruise I was on earlier this month. I was in a gift shop on the ship and these ladies who were selling jewelry outside the store had a CD player and this song came on.
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?Nicolas Rage |
MattressMan |
(4.00) |
4,031 |
2008-04-26 |
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needs more him in bear costume punching lady
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?Pick-A-Fro |
swamphox |
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21,317 |
2008-04-23 |
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no no no no no. go with the suave... that's how you get all the ladies.
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?Jurassic Park girl discovers hentai |
tkx7 |
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25,145 |
2008-04-21 |
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i hope it was a lady scientist working the radar gun.
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