?initech gets new management |
fourest |
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Brilliant. I want you to know that I laughed out loud.
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?Testerdat. |
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Nice version of the song. Nice imaging too. I just wanted to say ... if you never found out. I was FF6andLufiaCrazed from RGP.
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?TRUTHTMND: The unfunny truth about giant enem... |
woman |
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2013-12-22 |
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alex jones: they want you dead, giant enemy crab.<br /><br />jesse "the giant enemy crab" ventrura: why?
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?Gaben! |
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2013-12-19 |
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I wanted to say this (actually 'Gayben.').
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?Payday Monsanto stares into your soul... |
woman |
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2013-12-22 |
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I think if you replaced the picture of whoever that black kid is with the CEO, I think your site would make a lot more sense. But do what you want.
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?987654 |
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Because your conception of the term "research" is to follow a few links on the internet, here's a "For Dummies" guide to prove, in just two links, what a fucking retarded fucktard you are:<br /><br />#1: The dominant religion of the country of Uganda: 85% Christian, of which 42% is Catholic:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Uganda<br /><br />#2: The 'Uganda Anti-Homosexuality Bill,' of which I'll quote for you the good parts, because you're such a fucking simpleton we wouldn't want to confuse you with too much social theory or facts and figures:<br /><br />"The bill divides homosexual behavior into two categories: 'aggravated homosexuality', in which an offender would receive the death penalty, or 'the offence of homosexuality' in which an offender would receive life imprisonment."<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Bill<br /> <br />I could end with the usual retard-on-the-internet retort of "Do some research..." but not a single person who ever typed that phrase into a flame war comment has the first inkling of what the term "research" means in actual fields of research.<br /> <br />You remain the dumbest, most flamboyantly self-parodying moron to grace the septic waste pool that is ytmnd, which I guess explains your "friendship" with an anti-gay, racist, misogynist, self-hating closeted freak of nature religious zealot who is as equally terrified of images of naked women as he is lizard people and Jews. Nice "friends" you've got there, ass face.
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[I replied to the wrong comment. i made an error and i'm publically admitting it. something your child brain cannot seem to tackle.]<br />1:18:28 AM FGT<br />(0)<br /><br />[reply]<br /> jesus christ man this isn't even fun anymore. i wrote this giant crazy paragraph but i just didn't have the heart to post it. this is getting embarrassing. you just keep proving that you don't understand what these people are telling you. you insist and insist and dodge between moot points while revealing more and more that you just don't get it. you don't get this. if you want to understand what I'm talking about, take a look at that ytmnd fundraiser site that was made earlier this year.<br /><br />[i]Honda Civic[/i]
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?987654 |
prairiedogeric10 |
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jesus christ man this isn't even fun anymore. i wrote this giant crazy paragraph but i just didn't have the heart to post it. this is getting embarrassing. you just keep proving that you don't understand what these people are telling you. you insist and insist and dodge between moot points while revealing more and more that you just don't get it. you don't get this. if you want to understand what I'm talking about, take a look at that ytmnd fundraiser site that was made earlier this year.<br /><br />[i]Honda Civic[/i]
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?987654 |
prairiedogeric10 |
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How about instead of giving me a half assed insult which fails, give me some actual reasons and proof as to why I am wrong. It would make you look less like a sore loser.<br /><br />Besides, when did I bring up Google? Oh, that's right, i didn't. If you got some better references, lay them out already if you want me to take you seriously.
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?A Clockwork Troll |
prairiedogeric10 |
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2013-12-16 |
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I was going to make one of the guys on the side you, but I didn't want to gay up the site anymore than it already was.
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?Youtube, Your Privacy, and Profitability -- Guess ... |
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2013-11-07 |
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everytime you call them, its calling a 900 number. thats why they want you to call them. for any reason. its to turn you going to that site, into a 900 number. its internet by the minute. hteyve wanted it since the internet came out. i remember around here, not big city, back when interent first came out, they didnt want to get unlimited minutes. htey wanted internet by the minute. <br />so they freed it, now are trying to force it upon everyone and install 900 dialers spyware and 20 minutes a month on everyone.
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?Hugh Jackman Masturbates |
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2013-12-17 |
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I keep hearing mis-hearing it as "You're not going to want to watch this porn"
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?age of regret |
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2013-12-16 |
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I...I want the rest of the song. :(
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?987654 |
prairiedogeric10 |
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What a fucking hypocrite you are, condemning and correcting me while letting the extremes of a religion represent it ad a whole. Its ignorance like that that fosters prejudice in the god damn first place. There are friends of my family that are Islamic, and they are some of the most peaceful, respectable people I know. Not to mention one of their brothers works for Raytheon, developing guidance systems for US missiles.<br /><br />And racist can be used here how i used it because this slackjawed ytmnd yokel drew a picture of a non white person as a stereotype, drawing upon racial identifications in the caricature.<br /><br />But getting back to the obvious point, you're letting extremes speak for the majority. You're letting governmental policy of other countries speak for an ideology. Here are terrible Christians, terrible Muslims, terrible Jews, terrible wiccans and terrible Ytmnders. Judy because you read an article online that describes a whole religion as being a certain way doesn't make it true, and doesnt make it an accurate representation of a whole people.<br /><br />So keep breaking down my choice of words while jumping on the easy bandwagon of criminalizing people that are different then you.<br /><br />I've seen your sites and your comments. What religion are you? How do you explain the universe and your place in it. I really want to know.<br /><br />Because I guarantee that however you respond, there are legions of ignorant ass folks out there that would break you down just like you did to me and like you did to Islam.
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?Moon Man Finishes The Fight |
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all of your sites are crazy bad. just die already. your family wants you to.
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?NELSON MANDELA IS DEAD |
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2013-12-09 |
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Also, a psycho is someone who wants to slash your throat out. All I did was have some very civil and polite disagreements. I took the time to explain why I felt a certain idea/meme of society is not that great. It was not about you.<br /><br />I did not use all caps. I did not call you names. I did not try to imply anything negative about you, except to point out that an idea you spoke is flawed in my opinion.<br /><br />Also, I have no interest in talking to kids. I prefer conversations with open minded adults.
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?(nsfw) Kaz Hirai be ballin' |
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can't ask people to vote a certain way. they might get annoyed and do the opposite of what you want
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?(nsfw) Moon Man does something really awesome |
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2013-12-04 |
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Careful biting into them, you don't want to receive one of those deportation notices.
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?BigMuscle RipDickerz™ |
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2013-12-04 |
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Good advert jokes. I want to run the "Race traitor suburban mom" ad to enflame the Facebook community.
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?2 SOON? |
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Because I didn't want to.
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL?<br /><br /><br />w/e happened to that obvious bs you wanted me to pretend to go along with. it's not that i have a problem with it, i just don't understand it. i mean your voice is obviously male
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?harry betrays marv and befriends the mccallisters |
fourest |
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2013-11-27 |
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This particular site made me want to comment on a ytmnd for the first time in ages. I remember the good old days (2005-2009) when there were a lot of silly but awesome and well-made ytmnds around. YTMND had such a huge fanbase and we were the original purveyors of random craziness on the internet before Youtube Poop and the like. MurdarMachene and I called ourselves the "BaloneyBuddieze" and we churned out crazy YTMNDs one after another, sometimes up to 3 times a day.<br /><br />That was when I was in college and now I'm a young adult and married. Things have changed but I will never forget those days of early YTMND. "Also cocks."
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?Max creates YTMND. Max destroys YTMND... |
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2013-11-29 |
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Nobody wants to chat with you, faggot.
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?(nsfw) Fag Patrol |
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2013-11-29 |
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someone call the cops to the mensroom. theyre at it again, bobby and the have their clubs out! bring in the fire hose but wait they want to get hosed down so it will do nothing. my eyes, helmut does nothing!
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?Happy Thanksgiving |
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2013-11-28 |
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cum cum cum all he wants is cum. m'i-rite?
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?Max creates YTMND. Max destroys YTMND... |
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this actually happened in 2003 or so.. "Max, the site admin of YTMND, left the site for most of the summer, and when he came back, he was appalled by the forums. He was mortified by all of the gay porn, anime porn, and racism on the YTMND forums. Max announced that people like Herr Ragnar and JEWKILLER were all a bunch of nazi fucks and that he would shut down the forums if they didnt stop it. After he posted the announcement, he said he would shut down the forums for good later that night. A huge flamewar between Max and other members of YTMND insued. Max failed to realize that every single thing on the YTMND forums was mearly a joke. Max got pissed off because he took all the pro-nazi and pro-communist posts seriously, and bitched about how the forums lacked any intelligent disscusion and was wasting his bandwith. He then banned all the members who made nazi jokes and the ones who made communist jokes. Sub-Zer0 unbanned all of the people Max banned, and then Sub-Zer0 unbanned them. Max then banned Sub-Zer0, and Sub-Zer0 then offered to help Max with the bandwith costs and sent him money. Max ignored Sub-Zer0 and Sub-Zer0 wanted his money back. Max shut down the forums. "
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?Urban Legend #1 Izit true? You decide |
daftfan |
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its true!i know it to be true. you can call me if you want.
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?Moon Man Gives Ginger Lady Legal AIDS |
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2010-03-20 |
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what fone is she using.. i want one. seems next generation or a penis or something/
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?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info |
woman |
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2013-11-23 |
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hahaha, nobody wants to "chat" with your gay ass faggoty-voiced self, faggot.
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?(nsfw) Dolan Tha Duck |
Bashy |
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2013-11-22 |
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what the fuck is this stupid shit even from? ytmnd doesn't want you to post pictures of your friends. who is the site even making fun of? and why did you call that guy out by his rtace? you're a stooge lol gtfo of your webpages
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