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Right, and all conservative news is fair and balanced. I'm not a liberal but I'm assuming that your statement was directed at me. Here's the thing, if we are all willing to type long elaborate paragraphs about why we think you are wrong, we are not against critical thought, and there is nothing objective about the media. I like bowling too. And you are probably a good guy in real life so why must we insult each other because we have different political views that have very little bearing on real life?

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This is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

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I like all the dumbasses who are like "lolol algebra u suck idiot" without realizing there are things like linear algebra. I also enjoy people who think you're teacher is a dumbass for giving you one point for a goofy drawing. I mean, clearly the only reason you passed the exam is because of that massive one point for the picture. Anyways, I enjoyed this. Penis.

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Project Chaos - an OCRemix project for Sonic 3 and Sonic + Knuckles music. This particular track is "Walk on Water" - you can see the entire track list at: http://www.projectchaos.info/php/media.php On the sidebar at the right, there's also a link for the torrent. Enjoy. (No, I wasn't involved in the production of it at all, I just like Sonic music)

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Btw, all candidates are better than poop. We get so caught up in debates over what is worse for this country that we forget that most of the time these are people that are, for the most part, decent human beings that get painted as demons for benefit the other party. These campaigns think the American people are so stupid and ignorant that we will only choose our candidate based on politics of fear. If one of the candidates becomes a monster to a voter, there is only one choice, and you get their vote.

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lol you spelled his name Camine, when his name is really Carmine, lol, i see what you did there. The humor is derived from your spelling his name Camine when in reality his name is really spelled Carmine lol. Dude this is hilarious, i love how you spelled his name Camine when it is really Carmine. You should spell all your ytmnds wrong that would be pretty funny. I would love to see that every now and then something similar to spelling Camine when its Carmine.

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One question though: Why is there a dramatic change all of a sudden? Some of the users just added should have been there a long time ago (like hanktherapper, mattdh12, AwesomeBob) and some should have been removed a while ago (like RySenkari and DonaldMcRonald), but it seems to me the algorithms for featured user status are now all screwed up. Why is someone qualified, like dmaz, who has several sites with a lot of views, votes, and high ratings, removed from the list to let someone like FF0080, (continued)

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The long buildup was perfect. This site is awesome because there is no trace of that fad. The moon man one you did could have been better if moon man wasn't in it at all.

Remember when it meant something get a rating higher than a 4.5? Now it happens all the time. Max, I know you're busy with the Flash thing, but I think the you need to change the settings for the U&C when you're done. The U&C is stagnant with the same 5 sites ruling it every 5 days, not to mention they are ruling the weekly top rated. I think it's time to drop the time a site stays on the U&C to 72 hours. I don't know the exact time it is set now, but the Ray Charles site has been on there for five days.

I dunno. I say this w/o knowing exactly what the algorithm is, but I think all that will change is, rather than having the same sh*tty featured users over and over, now there'll be a rotating cavalcade of sh*tty featured users. The fleeting nature of the list might make people even more prone to spamming crap: A guy could fall *ss backwards into two or three highly rated sites in a row and next thing you know it's "OMG I'M FETURD NOW BUT ONLY 4 A MOTH I BETTR MAKE TEH MOST OF IT NJOY THEZ 20 MOONMAN SITEZ"

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KintarosTiger forgot that this IS YTMND. There are *ssh*les here all the time. :P

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Why is there no yes/no check boxes? When I was little we were all about that sh*t.

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How dare anyone out there make fun of Darthwang after all he's been through! All you people care about is readers and making sites off of him!! He's a HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Darthwang is making you all these 5 votes and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him. All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. LEAVE DARTHWANG ALONE.

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"What is the reality in Alaska? There ain't even no crackheads in Alaska! Y'all need to get versed..." My head asplode.

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Why the f*ck is there ALWAYS tranny porn on this f*cking website?! WHY!?!??!?! Good lord, if you're all gay just f*cking come out with it instead of hinting at it with constant tranny f*ck pictures! UGH!

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All I know is that this Martin Yan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn kitchen, while his fish are frying around, and he just STANDS there, waiting for the skin to get nice and golden brown, with Golden Brown coming out of his mouth?

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I mostly like funny ytmnd's so the more artsy ones bore me. though a one may be too drastic I didn't see much of anything innovative other than the focus effect. I used to rate these sorts of ytmnds higher because they took a decent amount of skill but now I just reflect my own boredom with them; after all the rating system is there to show you how much people like your site; someone always doesn't, you can't appeal to everyone.

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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

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Last night I had a dream about you. In this dream I'm dancing right beside you. And it looked like everyone was having fun. This kind of feeling- I waited so long... Don't stop! Come a little closer. As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger. There's nothing wrong with just a little, little fun. We were dancing all night long. The time is right- I wrap my arm arm around you. You're feeling right- you wrap your arms around too. And finally, I feel the shining shining sun! Before I knew it, this dream was all done.

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I MADE ALL OF EVERYTHING THAT IS WHY THERE ARE PARALLEL HILARIOUS INTERNET TECHNOLOGY WORDS IN THE SOURCE SLOTS

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I MADE ALL OF EVERYTHING THAT IS WHY THERE ARE PARALLEL HILARIOUS INTERNET TECHNOLOGY WORDS IN THE SOURCE SLOTS

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Because they are being detected. As pointed out all through these YTMND's, once detected, they only can be in one place. They can only exist in multiple places at once when there is no way to know exactly where they are.

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That last step there, the big guy does a leg lift and the little dude only kinda thrusts in that direction. Like he's not putting as much effort into it. Reminds me of that workout show on PBS where three people are on like three different sized podiums. And the one who's on the highest one is like putting ten times more effort than the one on the lowest one because he/she is an "Expert" and the other is a novice. On second thought, that is not like this at all.

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There's a fork up my *ss and granny is in the kitchen pulling out grand pa-pa's withering pubic hairs with her wooden teeth. YEE-HAW *fap *fap *fap *fap Jell-O puddin' pops ye' ye' schmacky yip yip F*CK... time for din din ya old c*ck sucker!!! Who drank all the root beer? IT WAS TIMMY!! Then fetch me some baking soda...my vagina is burning. now?

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You forgot letters, punctuation, numbers, blank spaces (as we have already seen with the YTMND one), etc. Think of all the room for creativity there is! Of course, it would be easier just to have people just create sites with 6 character titles and have the image just say 'use your imagination', as it's the same level of creativity, but then we'd miss out on all the uncreative fad garbage!

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lol you spelled his name Mikal Felps, when his name is really Michael Phelps, lol, i see what you did there. The humor is derived from your spelling his name Mikal Felps when in reality his name is really spelled Michael Phelps lol. Dude this is hilarious, i love how you spelled his name Mikal Felps when it is really Michael Phelps. You should spell all your ytmnds wrong that would be pretty funny. I would love to see that every now and then something similar to spelling Mikal Felps when its Michael Phelps.

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There's no joke to this site. No punchline. It's like a SNL skit with Rob Schneider where all he does is say "making copies" for 10 minutes. This is one of those few times in which I'm going to claim the only reason this is rated so high is because fearcondom made it.

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lol you spelled his name Mikal Felps, when his name is really Michael Phelps, lol, i see what you did there. The humor is derived from your spelling his name Mikal Felps when in reality his name is really spelled Michael Phelps lol. Dude this is hilarious, i love how you spelled his name Mikal Felps when it is really Michael Phelps. You should spell all your ytmnds wrong that would be pretty funny. I would love to see that every now and then something similar to spelling Mikal Felps when its Michael Phelps.

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lol you spelled his name Mikal Felps, when his name is really Michael Phelps, lol, i see what you did there. The humor is derived from your spelling his name Mikal Felps when in reality his name is really spelled Michael Phelps lol. Dude this is hilarious, i love how you spelled his name Mikal Felps when it is really Michael Phelps. You should spell all your ytmnds wrong that would be pretty funny. I would love to see that every now and then something similar to spelling Mikal Felps when its Michael Phelps.

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lol you spelled his name Mikal Felps, when his name is really Michael Phelps, lol, i see what you did there. The humor is derived from your spelling his name Mikal Felps when in reality his name is really spelled Michael Phelps lol. Dude this is hilarious, i love how you spelled his name Mikal Felps when it is really Michael Phelps. You should spell all your ytmnds wrong that would be pretty funny. I would love to see that every now and then something similar to spelling Mikal Felps when its Michael Phelps.