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all of your sites are crazy bad. just die already. your family wants you to.

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Also, a psycho is someone who wants to slash your throat out. All I did was have some very civil and polite disagreements. I took the time to explain why I felt a certain idea/meme of society is not that great. It was not about you.<br /><br />I did not use all caps. I did not call you names. I did not try to imply anything negative about you, except to point out that an idea you spoke is flawed in my opinion.<br /><br />Also, I have no interest in talking to kids. I prefer conversations with open minded adults.

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can't ask people to vote a certain way. they might get annoyed and do the opposite of what you want

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Careful biting into them, you don't want to receive one of those deportation notices.

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Good advert jokes. I want to run the "Race traitor suburban mom" ad to enflame the Facebook community.

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Because I didn't want to.

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BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL?<br /><br /><br />w/e happened to that obvious bs you wanted me to pretend to go along with. it's not that i have a problem with it, i just don't understand it. i mean your voice is obviously male

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This particular site made me want to comment on a ytmnd for the first time in ages. I remember the good old days (2005-2009) when there were a lot of silly but awesome and well-made ytmnds around. YTMND had such a huge fanbase and we were the original purveyors of random craziness on the internet before Youtube Poop and the like. MurdarMachene and I called ourselves the "BaloneyBuddieze" and we churned out crazy YTMNDs one after another, sometimes up to 3 times a day.<br /><br />That was when I was in college and now I'm a young adult and married. Things have changed but I will never forget those days of early YTMND. "Also cocks."

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Nobody wants to chat with you, faggot.

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someone call the cops to the mensroom. theyre at it again, bobby and the have their clubs out! bring in the fire hose but wait they want to get hosed down so it will do nothing. my eyes, helmut does nothing!

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cum cum cum all he wants is cum. m'i-rite?

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this actually happened in 2003 or so.. "Max, the site admin of YTMND, left the site for most of the summer, and when he came back, he was appalled by the forums. He was mortified by all of the gay porn, anime porn, and racism on the YTMND forums. Max announced that people like Herr Ragnar and JEWKILLER were all a bunch of nazi fucks and that he would shut down the forums if they didnt stop it. After he posted the announcement, he said he would shut down the forums for good later that night. A huge flamewar between Max and other members of YTMND insued. Max failed to realize that every single thing on the YTMND forums was mearly a joke. Max got pissed off because he took all the pro-nazi and pro-communist posts seriously, and bitched about how the forums lacked any intelligent disscusion and was wasting his bandwith. He then banned all the members who made nazi jokes and the ones who made communist jokes. Sub-Zer0 unbanned all of the people Max banned, and then Sub-Zer0 unbanned them. Max then banned Sub-Zer0, and Sub-Zer0 then offered to help Max with the bandwith costs and sent him money. Max ignored Sub-Zer0 and Sub-Zer0 wanted his money back. Max shut down the forums. "

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its true!i know it to be true. you can call me if you want.

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what fone is she using.. i want one. seems next generation or a penis or something/

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hahaha, nobody wants to "chat" with your gay ass faggoty-voiced self, faggot.

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what the fuck is this stupid shit even from? ytmnd doesn't want you to post pictures of your friends. who is the site even making fun of? and why did you call that guy out by his rtace? you're a stooge lol gtfo of your webpages

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Regarding reddit, there is a difference between liking a website/organization/company and liking the owners.<br /><br />Meaning that just because one posts on reddit or joined reddit does not mean anything about the poster. I don't think some 17 year old says [i]"Hey, the Koch brothers are cool! I'm gonna join reddit!"[/i]<br /><br />If that were true, then everyone who likes Marvel Comics would also be Disney lovers. That is because Disney bought out Marvel. Now, I am sure that there are people who both like Spiderman AND Mickey Mouse. But that does not mean that everyone who likes Spiderman will [b]always[/b] like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.<br /><br />I don't frequent reddit much, but I am still sure that people of all political persuasions use that site. So it therefore does not make sense to assume that the users there are necessarily Koch brother lovers. I am sure there might be some. But that is a big difference from [b]all[/b] or even [i]most[/i].<br /><br />I am quoting you here: "[i](Btw, not sure how people are expected to follow the Good Doctor based on the principles of Liberty: freedom from control, interference, obligation, restriction, hampering conditions, [b]when he strongly believes the state should have control of women's bodies[/b]. But I'm not surprised you can pull that off with remarkable ease.)[/i]"<br /><br />No. He does not in fact say that the state should control women's bodies. You make it sound like he wants to cage them up their entire lives like serial kidnappers. He clearly favored legality of birth control pills, morning after pills and even individual states allowing abortion. He adamantly opposed federal outlawing of abortion. Not the same as me, but also light years from the religious right.<br /><br />Also, I was quickly skimming your original nsfwcorp.com link. I think I am starting to see some problems emerging and some alarms are going off. I will get back to you when I read it fully.

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but Reason Magazine was founded back in 1968. It reached prominence long before most of Ron Paul's fans were born.<br /><br />It too often was dismissive of Paul. I don't know what your point is.<br /><br />Finally, the image you showed me shows me know connection to either Reason Magazine or the Cato Institute. I don't understand the purpose of it.<br /><br />The Cato article you showed me was essentially what conservatives and republicans often said about Dr. Paul. [i]Look, Dr. Paul has some nice ideas here and there, but he wants the terrorists and Iran to win, so we are all going to diiiieeeeee![/i] They then say, therefore, we should endorse [i](INSERT NAME OF MAINSTREAM REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE X, Y or Z)[/i]<br /><br />I mean, it was basically what someone like Rush Limbaugh could have wrote if he was able to use educated type language. Not sure I understand what I am missing here.

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But that article merely stated they agreed with him on some points. That is not the same thing as offering political support.<br /><br />For example there was the line [i]"His seeming indifference to attempts to prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons,.."[/i]<br /><br />I mean, that was clearly a snarky red herring, as no sensible person would want a maniac to get dangerous weapons.<br /><br />this was the usual conservative/republican accusation against him. [i]Ron Paul is a friend of the terrorists! He wants the Hitler of Iran to kill everyone! He is pals with Bin Laden![/i]<br /><br />And of course it drags up the long dead, debunked corpse of the issue of the newsletters. Clearly implying racism. Even though Dr. Paul had in numerous occasions denounced those newsletters and denied writing them. Does not sound like an endorsement if you ask me.<br /><br />Regarding McCain vs. Bush. That was 2000. Ron Paul went against McCain in 2008. They clearly opposed McCain the first time around in 2000 because they felt Bush was more in line with their thinking.<br /><br />In 2008, they felt that McCain was less worse than Paul against Obama.<br /><br /><br />Whether you agree or disagree with the CATO institute or Ron Paul or whoever, it seems quite clear that they were not allies during the election campaigns.

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Yes, but I want Gordon Lightfoot sexually

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...Which is exactly what they want.

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actually, if you really want to get down and dirty, you need to think about what texts we're looking at here. if you're reading the King James bible, you're reading a text that was translated from ancient Aramaic. as far as my understanding goes, Aramaic was a language not like our modern English. Aramaic was more like a way of transcribing actual speech. it (apparently, citations needed lol) was comprised of character groupings that meant different things depending on how they were arranged. the Aramaic word for God, or Father, was a grouping of three characters, which can be more accurately translated to English as something like "off planet (1), celestial, of the stars (2), parent (3)" with no association with sex (male or female). Kind James and his translators were the ones who made it all about Father, male, and the image of an old man sitting up in the clouds. just an example of how the King James translation was tailored to depict a very specific universe.

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Now I want a Stretch Armstrong doll again.

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Least retarded submission, 5<br /><br />we want more

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No, you just think you do. If it was so obvious that Sedevacantism was the One True Religion™ then there wouldn't be so many other beliefs and religions. Trying to proselytize on YTMND doesn't work - exhibit A: Whetstone and peterguy. I don't want to see you end up the same way they did. It's best to just keep religious discussion away from YTMND.

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what is this bible.org? No it's a site where YOU are the man NOW, dog. It's a platform to express art and ideas, and i think it's pretty clear that selling salvation like the church does, doesn't work. If a man wants to lie with a man, that's his right as a human being. Same with women. My personal preference is straight but Mankind is driven by profit, this isn't a free system, you are all slaves to the dollar in every country. Free energy and ways to harness it hasn't been explored to it's full potential because of greed and profit. Every step mankind takes towards a better experience - only hints at mankinds FULL potential as humans. And it's irony taunts everywhere you look, you just have to open your eyes and see it. Mankind is a sleeping dragon at the moment all we have to do is just wake up.

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so if you want to complain to the fucker who's killing this place, you're complaining to the wrong person. <br /><br />oh, and as for your stupid ass initial comment on this site, I see you intentionally picked two of the worst sites out of the group of 15 to 20 that I mentioned, neglecting the ones I actually put time into or ones that actually contained some sort of joke (actually that max revive one had several deep jokes that you just didn't get, even if it was just a picture I took and set to a really good song). <br /><br />I don't even know why I'm addressing someone who is too much of a cock to use his original screen name to confront me on a site that literally no one gives much of a shit about anymore. I guess maybe it's been awhile since I've typed more that two sentences on this site and wanted to relive the nostalgia....

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if you want to make a comment, why not just make a comment.<br />why would you make the comment in the form of a site with random assets?

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grew a pair of balls, huh. i bet you sent pde one of your aspie PMs apologizing, explaining you didn't really mean it.<br /><br />because guess fucking what. i guarantee that comment of yours hurt more than anything anyone has said to him online in quite some time. seriously. look at his sites. look at his comments. look at his fucking youtube and facebook. the kid lives online and posts every inane little event in his life. he fucking posts videos of himself opening packs of pokemon cards. think about what that means. think about what all that media means to eric. and you're calling him a "mediocre, not even famous*** within ytmnd user." look at his giant list of sites. think back to his activity throughout the years. all he ever wanted was attention. he's practically devoted his life to maintaining the attention of a handful of equally loser adults and one or two children.<br /><br />think about what you say, mr. smarty pants. ya know, mds, having the gift of being bright often comes with consequences.<br /><br />***and FAMOUS. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

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I wanted to do this do that guy's guitar at open mic night back at university. He began singing a bunch of gay love pop songs (Yellow by Coldplay and that faggy one that goes "Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room") in a vain attempt to serenade the girls.