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And if this makes you quit the IYA... Of course. That was what you wanted. I won't stop you -- good luck.

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I cited the gif, I just wanted to put music to it. Is there a ytmnd page of this already?

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That's gross. I don't want to look at shit.

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i want some taquitos

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If the human race goes extinct, this is how I want it to be remembered.

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Liar liar, with your pants on fire<br />White spades hanging on the telephone wire<br />Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line<br />Never recognize yourself on Heart Attack and Vine<br /><br />Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief<br />Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief<br />If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line<br />Probably see someone you know on Heart Attack and Vine

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I mean, perhaps so, but I wanted to make this.

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yeah sorry dude its over but if you had cum in just a little earlier get it cum lol semen joke anyway cum in just a little bit earlier you might have made the deadline i know there wasn't a deadline at least i didn't say there was a deadline i mean i should know but regarding or considering or at least noticing with intent of paying attention to the previous winning entries or entry and the sheer amount of 3-day periods between now and the uploading of the site i cannot allow your entry to be considered awe what the hell i'll send it to the ytmnd title development center and see what we can do nine times out of ten they can salvage parts and end up using it as meta data somewhere or if you're lucky a domain although yours is kinda long so you might want to turn it into a book lol but seriously by entering it into the contest you transfer ownership of copyright to max but since he won't be reading this to me but lets face it there really isn't a whole book there so lets workshop a new title of course we need a new site to go with it i'm thinking a clip from ally mcbeal that seems to be going somewhere and just when a climax is about to happen you cut to an over used raymond gif shit no that would be retarded it would be funnier if you have ms paint ninja turtles sitting at a pizza parlour talking about last nights episode of ally mcbeal and then splinter walks in and says he saw ally mcbeal on the direct tv history and he cockslaps donatello and doesn't let them leave until they've watched all 1,111 episodes of supermarket sweep meanwhile the foot clan is wilding outside the window and a sweaty italian guy keeps farting across the room

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It's a site about pedos and pedo related material, so 1. Support sites about pedos and pedo related material all you want, but count me out.

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No, mDS, it's an example of half-hearted trolling while bored and not being able to fall asleep after a late evening class on media ecology. An example of cognitive dissonance is you trying so desperately and sincerely to have an informed, rational, and articulate debate about ethics and principles with a guy who literally believes that any sexual practice outside of sex for procreation, gay or straight or otherwise, is a mortal sin, that angels exist and are involved in our daily lives, that there is a secret cabal of lizard people influencing all world governance, and that 9/11 was the direct result of a covert operation by the American government in conjunction with "the Jews." Call me a troll all you want but the degree to which you troll yourself on a regular basis here is astounding--but also hilarious, so keep up the great work, you bongwater-soaked Muppet.

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The only people I ever see him complain about are the NWO, the government and gay people.<br /><br />Also, I don't want to help him be a better catholic any more than I want to help him be a better Muslim or Hindu follower. I am trying to help steer him AWAY from religion.

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You just want more gallons of cum.

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I WANT TO GET OFF OF MAX'S WILD RIDE

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Well, it is a different version of the song I found elsewhere.<br /><br />I'm on the fence about your position. <br /><br />On the one hand, credit where credit is due is a worthy aspiration. I don't intend to steal credit from anyone or claim I invented a joke.<br /><br />On the other hand, the viral nature of alternate, evolving memes is organic and naturally spreads through the communal consciousness. Not every new version of an idea has to pay full tribute the the ancients. There are no new ideas, only new interpretations of old ones.<br /><br />Furthermore, I think mine, the next one and subsequent ones are different enough form the original to stand on their own.<br /><br />Now, if your goal is to preserve order and good citizenry at YTMND, I can appreciate that. But let's face it... the place is largely abandoned by moderation, as made evident by multiple alt accounts, numerous spam sites and a lot of hostile trolling.<br /><br />I try to be a good netizen in my own way, but I'm constantly let down by the lack of moderation and falsely promised prizes for several contests I've won. I won't use that as an excuse to be a malicious user. I will follow the spirit, if not the letter of the law. I do appreciate that the site still runs at someones financial expense, and my tribute is to be an active contributor, rather than a full-on anarchist.<br /><br />Conversely ,if you're just being a control freak, that's okay, I know a lot of control freaks :) but I won't let it shape my way of doing things.<br /><br />I have been using my site title as citations for a few years now. Why you chose to speak up now is a mystery to me.<br /><br />So let's agree to disagree. If you want to call out originators in my stead, and downvote as a penalty, so be it. I won't retaliate.<br /><br />If an originator asks me to give credit, I will comply.

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If only he'd wanted dill pickles, he's have been [b]GOLDEN[/b]!!

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By putting the word 'joke' in quotes for emphasis, they become "scare quotes", which indicates that it is not a joke and you do want YTTRIUM to be deleted.

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"You decide that you want to get rid of the by-products of human life and that Lake Erie will be a good place to put them. You forget that the eco-mental system called Lake Erie is part of your wider eco-mental system –and that if Lake Erie is driven insane, its insanity is incorporated in the larger system of your thought and experience."

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"Do you realise that's exactly what they want you to beLIEve?"<br /><br />I will believe this when I see such a statement made by some supernatural entity that would be impossible for a human to make. How that would come about, I don't know.<br /><br />"There's no other explanation for people copulating for pleasure other than them being tempted/obsessed by demons (it's not natural behaviour)."<br /><br />but animals do it

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"Are you suggesting a 15 year old raped girl should be forced to give birth to a baby she never intended to have?"<br />Of course! That's no excuse for murder.<br /><br />"Second about the demons. I am quite convinced they do not exist. I think they are just boogeymen, like many other boogeymen used by various religions to scare you into following them."<br />Do you realise that's exactly what they want you to beLIEve?

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I have struggled with this issue. I am sympathetic to both sides of the debate. I don't encourage unprotected sex, or having kids while being unable to afford raising them. I think encouraging people to eliminate those would help reduce incidents of abortion. Problem is that a lot of women who hastily decide to have kids were not really raised properly. Or maybe they don't have access to the pill or other contraceptive devices.<br /><br />I think abortion and poorly thought out pregnancy should both be discouraged. I think if the woman decides she no longer wants to have a child, all possible alternatives should be exhausted first, like giving the child to adoptive parents.<br /><br />I think only then, if there are absolutely no reasonable alternatives, like when no reasonably decent parents can take the child AND the biological parents are unwilling and/or unable to be effective parents (lets say one or both of them is a drug addict, a severely handicapped person, legally insane, felony criminal record or the parents are young teens), then maybe abortion should be considered.<br /><br />But I am more forgiving towards abortions resulting from rape.

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Also, I want to correct myself, they can actually be of very different ages in my view, provided that both are adults. I'll go so far as to say a 60 year old dating a 21 year old is technically okay in my book (but I would feel uneasy about it), but not a 60 year old dating a 15 year old.

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I wanted to vote 5, but you forbade me of voting on your sites.

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Hi I Want A Hair Drier

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not responding to you coke man, but just want everyone to notice this comment. IN YOUR FACE, KEATON COGGSUCKERS!

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Kid if I read every flame comment directed at me by some butt hurt pokemon I wouldn't have any time left to fap to questionable porn.<br /><br />But it's true - take your buddy jimmm for example. Since he joined he's averaged 10 upvotes per day. <br /><br />Think about that for a minute. Imagine 10 YTMNDs that deserve to be recommended to the rest of us posted per day. 10. Per day. Obviously anyone familiar with the site knows this is an impossibility. So clearly he's doing this because he wants to trade 5s.<br /><br />Do you tell him that it's meaningless?<br /><br />If it's [i]so[/i] meaningless why do you attack woman and myself, two of the only people you know you can't trade 5s with? You have people like eric and darthwang making 10s of 1000s of comments here at level of stupidity that is nothing short of remarkable. Yet you've never tried to make fun of either of them. You've never made a negative comment to either of the most ridiculous idiots anywhere on the internet. (and you know that's true) It just so happens that they upvote every site you post immediately after you post it.<br /><br />No one believes this is coincidence. You behave this way because it matters to you. Because [i]you[/i] care. If you didn't you'd try to mock those fucking idiots as much as you do Woman. Because they're just as deserving. Perhaps even more so when they've got a sugar high going.<br /><br />But no. When you're wrong just say it doesn't matter. Even though the content of your character is entirely shaped by it - say it doesn't matter.<br /><br />Because you'll fool me as easily as you do yourself, I'm sure.

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To fix the white border all you have to do is use photoshop to select the white area, and clear it. Just erasing it will not work, if you have done it right there should be little grey tiles instead of plain white in the area you want to be transparent. There is an online version of psd you can use for free on the website. If you want me to vote 5

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I would have to start, first... Is that what you want me to do?

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hey dw, I have a concern about your health. G/s tells me you insert up to six chess pieces in your anal cavity. I although I don't know if this is true or not, it seems like it is a really specific point that he got from somewhere (like if he found a different site you posted on). But anyways this makes me nervous because inserting foreign objects in one's rectum is very dangerous! If you can't get them out you will have to go the the hospital's ER. <br /><br />If you do this act of insertion I want you to know as your fan to please consider switching to sometihng else. But if g/s is really just pulling this out of the air, please disregard this.

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I was going to make a site about this very thing! Who am I kidding. I just want to invite you to my deadest horse beating apathy party in honor of ytmnd but then I realized I stopped giving a fuck years ago and only come here for the bi-monthly all-you-can-eat-buffet.

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stupid fucking niggers. the one thing, they did say about their site now, was that it used to be a confirmation page. and they repeated teh part about oh the big picture at the bottom claiming it was the next page. but as a spyware program, wanted to install viruses, steal your money. anything. this website is nothing but theft. a virus. a spyware site. with no content. i work on my computer if you dont think, get the fuck off the computer. fuck your phone it has no freedom to it. your service is stolen constanltly by your phone cmpany. isp. whatever, whoever they are. this site did nothing but steal. this needs like a list thats updated and an ontime all the time program running makign me aware. as i need virus protection. FUCKERS