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Lol, any other songs you want me to do?

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I want song name now

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He just wants to Varde all the time. Varde all the time.

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I actually wanted to use this scene before too! But for some reason I thought someone had already done one before!

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If you want people to care about what you are saying, you should try learning basic English, wetback.

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I want my ashes to be spread into a container of non-dairy coffee creamer.

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I connect more with absurdism than nihlism. I do feel that life is without meaning, yet I feel a strong sense of morality. But, I feel that sense of morality is only of my own "free will" which is why I don't buy into derterminism.<br /><br />So how can nothing matter if I also want to be a good person? How can both exist simultaneously? It's absurd. :)<br /><br />I have not read Bartelby, maybe I'll check it out.

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You can try to troll me all you want but your words have no impact on me because I know you look like a bongwater soaked muppet and sound like, well, a bongwater soaked muppet.

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""No, he didn't. He proved it's true if certain assumptions are true -- but we can never prove these assumptions."<br /><br />Which assumptions are those?"<br />That the speed of light is always the same everywhere, right?<br /><br />""By the way, did you know Newton was a Christian and, supposedly, he said it's ridiculous to think there is no God?"<br /><br />He lived in a time when non-christians were burned at the stake, so he could have said that out of self-preservation."<br />At the time of Newton? I don't think so.<br /><br />"Yes, false religion is bad... "<br /><br />Well now you are talking about FALSE religion instead of religion in general. You did not throw that qualifier in earlier. "But I argue that if religion is based upon unquestioning belief, then it should not be taken seriously."<br />Well, think about this: if God exists (He does), all the arguments for or against the existence of God mean nothing -- they won't change reality. So does it really matter to Reality via what way you arrive at the truth? Of course, it would be better to prove it... <br /><br />""I'm saying it's idiotic to think life can evolve without the Creator"<br /><br />Where is the evidence that shows a creator?"<br />I would say in the fact that humans exist. <br /><br />""but people beLIEve it because they don't want there to be a God..."<br /><br />How do you know that some of those who don't believe in God don't actually wish there was one? I think this is psychologizing a very large group of people."<br />Then let them believe... What's stopping them?

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[i]"No, he didn't. He proved it's true if certain assumptions are true -- but we can never prove these assumptions."[/i]<br /><br />Which assumptions are those?<br /><br />[i]"By the way, did you know Newton was a Christian and, supposedly, he said it's ridiculous to think there is no God?"[/i]<br /><br />He lived in a time when non-christians were burned at the stake, so he could have said that out of self-preservation.<br /><br />[i]"Yes, false religion is bad... "[/i]<br /><br />Well now you are talking about FALSE religion instead of religion in general. You did not throw that qualifier in earlier. But I argue that if religion is based upon unquestioning belief, then it should not be taken seriously. What I am more likely to take seriously is information based upon examination, preferably acquired with an unbiased open mind.<br /><br />[i]"I'm saying it's idiotic to think life can evolve without the Creator"[/i]<br /><br />Where is the evidence that shows a creator?<br /><br />[i]"but people beLIEve it because they don't want there to be a God..."[/i]<br /><br />How do you know that some of those who don't believe in God don't actually wish there was one? I think this is psychologizing a very large group of people.

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"What? Einstein went out of his way to prove the theory of relativity in his publishings. It is considered quite accurate to this day. In fact, satellite transmissions, GPS positioning and space transmissions to things like the mars rover would be impossible without the theory of relativity."<br />No, he didn't. He proved it's true if certain assumptions are true -- but we can never prove these assumptions. I knew GPS was based on Relativity Theory but there may be a better theory in the future... Anyway, I don't really understand Relativity Theory, so let's change the subject... By the way, did you know Newton was a Christian and, supposedly, he said it's ridiculous to think there is no God?<br /><br />""And in fact, some of modern science is merely a religion.."<br /><br />Oh really? Do you mean the parts which contradict your beliefs? What a coincidence that would be."<br />For instance. Another example is anthropogenic global warming and psychiatry (I believe psychopaths are possessed by demons). Let's forget Physics; I don't think it's a good example...<br /><br />"Besides, this clause of yours is actually damning of religion because it says some science is so bad that it is LIKE religion. It uses religion as a low mark to compare science against."<br />Yes, false religion is bad... I'm not saying evolution doesn't exist (dog breeds are a product of evolution); I'm saying it's idiotic to think life can evolve without the Creator but people beLIEve it because they don't want there to be a God...

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When I saw this I said, if Fluk3 or Sleep made this I'd 5 it. So I 5'd it.<br /><br />Congrats, what do you want a friggin medal!?

You want I should report you to the FBI?

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I wanted to vote 4 but then I didn't want to vote the same as gr33nscr33n.

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im not happy until ebay is dead.<br />they owe me their whole compay as i told them on the phone. want access to my bank account sure just empty your coffers into my bank. its MY BUSINESS SON OF ABITCH GODAMN MOTHERFUCKERS><br /><br />i dont consent to shit and banks are shit like if someone pays you with a check.. wtf. take it their bank say give me the godamn money. if they want an account. no what for whats yorubusiness. so i dont agree to shit. fuck you all. damnit. <br /><br />fuckign idiots

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If I want to think, I'll go read a Math book. This is a humour site.

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^ A few things. I understand why people, including yourself may feel this way about him. This is not a new thing. I have known people would feel this way since I first heard of him back in 2010. But this is more for conspiracy theory stuff than religion.<br /><br />But religious fundamentalism is kind of normal in the states (but not like it used to be), especially if west of the Hudson river. I remember hearing various times from people like Dawkins, Hitchens and various psychologists how people become strongly religious is through childhood fear and indoctrination. Then as adults, peoples defense mechanisms<br /><br />For example, I think we can both agree that a 5 year old has less ability to know a claim about an eternal hot scary place is nonsense than a 20 year old does (assuming they both are hearing it for the first time).<br /><br />After that 5 year old hears the claim from those he/she loves and trusts, the instincts of that child is to follow and believe. It is an evolutionary survival mechanism. They want to believe their parents are good and rational people. In the young child's mind, what the parents say is correct by default (unless of course the child feels extremely inconvenienced, like when mommy takes away the chocolate bar).<br /><br />As for bigotry, uncircumcised is probably not a whole lot more bigoted than your typical american west of the Hudson. I don't think he takes moon man seriously and I only think he is just following the herd, or what the herd says is THE holy book about homosexuality. People, espeically adults have a herdlike mentality typically related to the "what to think" rather than "how to think" mentality of parents, politicians, bureaucrats and schools.<br /><br />Because of this, they are very slow in accepting new evidence, especially that which contradicts things they have been previously taught. It is even worse if you spent years of your life wasted fighting for an unjust cause.

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Wow, you faved it, too. Thanks!<br /><br />I think what triggered this was that "I wouldn't go in the water" site from 2005, where someone synced "Dead niggers!" to the Jaws theme. It totally takes the context out of the quote, and the words themselves aren't actually saying anything racist unless you want them to. It changed my outlook on stuff like that. This was sort of a site in the same mold, I guess.

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"I suppose his political views are liberal socialism favoring One World Government"<br /><br />The first part, probably. The 'favoring One World Government' is probably only favored by the most powerful and corrupt members of the establishment.<br /><br />"how is he a descent guy, if all he post post are these ear rape sites "<br /><br />pretty ironic and hypocritical, considering how much you like and make moon man sites. Just admit that you are both a couple of prankster trolls that want to get others going and get off your high horse.<br /><br />"i'd also like to throw in that he is a porn addict. "<br /><br />how would you know and so what? unless we are talking about child porn, there is nothing wrong with it, contrary to what demented religious old farts say<br /><br />"overall he is a monumental loser."<br /><br />He works in the music industry and is going for his Master's Degree. He is also self supporting and is a performing musician. I personally filmed one of his performances. How about yourself?

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You know instead of making ytmnds about syria, you should make ytmnds about how America is framing Assad and pushing the world into WW3 but hey, however you want to spend you leisure time is up to you, I guess.

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Oh dear god, that is the saddest/funniest thing I've seen in a very long time!! I clearly hit a nerve, didn't I, lonely gay loser, as you ACTUALLY JUST TRIED TO JUSTIFY THAT YOU REALLY DO HAVE FRIENDS, NO SERIOUSLY EVERYONE, [u]FRIENDS!![/u], BY LISTING A BUNCH OF PATHETIC FORUMS FULL OF OTHER LOSERS THAT YOU JOINED!!! Suck a fucking loser it boggles the mind.<br /> <br />Also, you and uncircumcised have such fucking gay voices that even the entire Pride Parade of San Francisco wants you to butch it up a bit because you're embarrassing them.

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looks like someone is getting tired of his old enemies like DarthWang and Lax so wants to start trouble with new people

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ok this is waht i get. everybody, on the internet, doesnt know me. by a fucking first, last name fuck them they are asking for personal information, fuck them. ebay asked for debit cards to sell shit, i only needed like some money real quick, i was like WTF. they said yo8u could take it off at any time.<br /><br />so as soon as it was sold, i called them they fuckin wasted 4 hours of my time. wouldnt do it, kept haning up godamn son of oa btiches, then i threatened to go kill them. said go on do something about it. mtoher fucing cockscukers only want a line to your bank, or internet sold by the minute. end of fuckign story

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I actually wanted to see YTMNF so i watched this and now im disappointed yet still satisfied.

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hey bro i understand conflict of interest but you don't have to voat if you don't want to

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"To be honest I think the 1-to-5 system is stupid. People want to give their own vote as much weight as possible, so the logical thing to do is "split voting" with 1's and 5's."<br />HULK LIKE! HULK DISLIKE!

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And I think they want people to beLIEve in UFO's.

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Wow, you wanted to friend me after [site umfulded:site] ? I'm so moved.

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25 Cent wants tighter grafix

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Wasn't talking about the original clip, I was talking about changing the context, which is the "joke" if you want to call it that. Of course the original audio and video came from somewhere else, just like max took five words from Finding Forrester and made the original ytmnd.