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One of the inherent problems with YTMND is that a user (even a "featured" one like myself) can have a creative idea, COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT of looking at other sites, or stealing it from other sources, and people will claim aggressively that they "stole" it from somewhere. Bottom line, I don't care what you or your friend think. I didn't steal it from SNL or anywhere else, I reviewed all of the existing There Will Be Blood sites before crafting this, and regardless of whether or not I "ADD" anything ...

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Knock, knock, knock, who's that? It's Momma, son. Lookin' for the bitch who took the money and run. Now the daylight's gone and there's no more fun, And who's the f*ckin' bitch who stole all the heroin? Heroin, heroin, it's all gone, Smoked it all up, and now you got none. And now you look around and that's not the plan, This is not what you had in mind

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white light is composed of all wavelengths of visible light...so technically there is alot here. try black.

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*looks at description then date created*Well where's that expected release date. In all honesty though, most people never were truly expecting a US release. There might've been a shimmer of hope, but no real belief there would be one. At this point though, I doubt NoA is ever going to localize anything Mother related.

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Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink. Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe. - Yo! This girl's only five years old! You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair. Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? F*ck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there.

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i think there is some way you can make it so it all loads at once and we dont have to watch each frame load, but i cant remember how

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Not for nothing, but, Mods, are you out there? My f*ggot site is made NSFW within 2 minutes, yet this has been up on the top viewed all day without anything done to it?

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SlickDevil, yes it is. gamekid, THAT GAME SUX. THEY'RES ONLY LIKE 50 QUETSIONS IN IT AND THEY REPAET AND THEY USED ALL THE RAM (LOL LIKE CARMINE SANDIEGO WHO SAYS HOW MANY BITS OF RAM THERE ARE) ON THE DITIGIZED SPECH SEQUENCES OF BBO BAKER

That option was actually intentionally crippled and never removed. It was neat statistic, but took too much server power to do on a constant basis. There is a lot of small stuff like that all over the site, and rather than fix them all on the live site I'm doing it in the refactoring so I don't have to manage two completely different code bases.

It is written... As (and if) YTMND is expelled from the internet over 9000 sites mimicking ytmnd's format (if there arent already enough) will pop up causing division by zero by the amount of Unoriginal content that will flood those sites If you guys have seen the IRC message from max saying "the funniest part of this all is that people think its an april fools prank" might mean that he will shut the site down, but because it was on 4/1 its hard to believe, LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES OUT news story at 11

Admittedly, much of what's here is disposable, but it's surprising how much is truly irreplaceable. (Yes, I'm backing up some of my favorite sites for posterity, lol.) If there really is an end in sight, I have a feeling YTMND will live on in one form or another. Thanks for all the fish, max.

i will miss all the internet gods that this ytmnd has crated and they will forever be immortal on google images. i am not sure if life is worth living without the unique brand of humor that only ytmnd can provide. i hope you realize what you have done to me and all the fans of this site, but i still wish you the best. on a side note, i heard that there is some new medical procedure that can regrow a human finger, it's like this wired powder you apply on the raw nub and it regrows the cells, so check itout

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Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you Baby, you're the best I wasn't looking but somehow you found me It tried to hide from your love light But like Heaven above me The spy who loved me Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight And nobody does it better Though sometimes I wish someone could Nobody does it quite the way you do Why'd you have to be so good? The way that you hold me Whenever you hold me There's some kind of magic inside you That keeps me from running But just keep it coming How'd you learn to do the things you do? And nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you Baby, baby, darlin', you're the best Baby, you're the best Darlin', you're the best Baby, you're the best Baby, you're the best Baby, you're the best Baby, you're the best

This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need of some stranger's hand In a desperate land Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the king's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake The ancient lake, baby The snake he's long, seven miles Ride the snake He's old And his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you takin' us? The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived and then he Paid a visit to his brother and then he He walked on down the hall and And he came to a door And he looked inside "Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you" "Mother? I want to... f*ck you" Come on, yeah C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us and Meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus Doin' a blue rock, come on, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end

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well maybe without the swearing. But all there is in this site is man ass. No dongs (from what I can see anyway).

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In a free economy some people have more money than other people. Deal with it or get the f*ck out. Communism's solution to everything is to take money away from the wealthy. Well eventually there's no wealthy people left to steal from and then all the Communist people suffer because their system never created any real wealth, it just kept drawing from the well of the rich. Using the rich people as a whipping boy isn't going to end poverty.

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The number 4000 is not inately special. There's barely a difference between 3999 and 4000 so why is this number all of a sudden making headlines? The answer is simple, a number with a bunch of 0s at the end makes a bigger impression on the simple minded, which is why every liberal news outlet is highlighting it to further their propaganda.

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however, right now, all it takes is one five to get it back there

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Looks like you've bought into the brand new nice form of censorship called 'hate speech'. Of course I could have already guessed because you're a classic example of the brainwashed socialist which I hate. Too bad for you that life isn't all peaceful coexistence protected by the warm and suffocating arms of socialist government. See, there's this idea called freedom which is important to me, and I can't let you socialists take it away.

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Bob, my main man mayonnaise. There is a saying that goes, if you have to explain it, it wasn't funny, chew that over. You know what makes us smart? Grammar, the lost art of punctuation, and sentences that are actually followable the first go 'round. Judging by the way you focus on sultry insults towards my penis (which I don't blame you for being interested in) you must have some unconscious demons. I don't believe you have the fortitude to contend with my superior command of all forms of communication...

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I don't know how to account for your jealousy or whatever it is you are feeling but there must be a deep rooted reason behind it. Normal, casual viewers take this site for what it is and appreciate the joke and workmanship. If you would like to discredit either of us on those parameters, id be open to criticisms so that we may improve. Instead, all you provide is angry little attempts to stab at us. At least make them good. "I find it hard to believe that you could a lot different in real life" -fail

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The religion of Islam is a menace and it is not only Islamic governments that prove it. There are many terrorist organizations which do not share national loyalties but which are all Islamic. So it is Islam which is the problem

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I did this as a response to crazyf*ckingmuslims.ytmnd.com, which pissed me off and I don't even follow Islam. I'm tired of seeing atheists blaming religious idealogies for all the bad things in the world when anti-religious ones have done pretty horrific things as well. All it shows is that humanity in general is sh*tty no matter what ideology they follow. There's not much more of a deep meaning than that.

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site is good. made me think though...1) Wawa probably was all on the "gangster-rappers-are-poisoning-our-children's-minds" bandwagon circa 1991-93, so damn her hypocrisy, and 2) If there ever was evidence that Snoop is no longer gangster/hardcore/thoro, if the reality TV show didn't convince you, then this is f*cking it.

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i like the gif alot, but what does it have to do with 1942 aside from that being written on there? The music used is all from the 60s or more recent. In other news, my newest site is has 1941 in the title but also has nothing to do with the year, call me a hypocrite.

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Since when were all classic ytmnds were quotes taken out of context? There have been plenty in context. The key to classic ytmnds is emphasizing a particular quote that is funny or amusing. This could mean taking it out of context, or not. You say there are no changes made to the scene, but if you watched my site closely you would realize that you are wrong. I had to tweak the scene so it wasn't just a rip. I had to edit the audio and image a bit to get this to flow as an endless cycle of slapping.

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Guess what, genius, "in terms of liquidity" means an account. As in, a savings account. As in, he was worried they would not have his money if he went down there to make a withdrawl. As in, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STOCK PRICE. Incidently, all the accounts are backed by JPMorgan and the FED, so Cramer is totally right here. Boy, is your face red.

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The pentagram doesn't necessarily mean satanism. And the 5 sided star is a major US symbol of our revolution. I do think this is quite deliberate. So many aspects of DC are symbolic. Not only is there no tree left standing between the straight line from white house, Lincoln memorial, all the way to the place directly in the center of the Capital rotunda in the basement of the Capital where they were supposed to put Washington's casket. But who knows if it's some random mason thing or not?

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It's funny that you call me reactionary due to my hatred Muslims, because Islam is what's really reactionary in this picture. They believe law should be based off some ancient religious writings and that people should be governed by a theocratic dictatorship. The Muslims would take us back to medieval times and keep us there. I on the other hand support our modern western society and all the social and technological progress it has made. I don't think you have a case for me being reactionary.

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all the inside info you need you can figure out from context clues in the site. *spoilers* the guy in the movie who is the "creep" who can "roll" but is a "sex offender, dude" is the same guy there in the audience looking around suspiciously. Thats pretty much the joke. *end spoilers*