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im not happy until ebay is dead.<br />they owe me their whole compay as i told them on the phone. want access to my bank account sure just empty your coffers into my bank. its MY BUSINESS SON OF ABITCH GODAMN MOTHERFUCKERS><br /><br />i dont consent to shit and banks are shit like if someone pays you with a check.. wtf. take it their bank say give me the godamn money. if they want an account. no what for whats yorubusiness. so i dont agree to shit. fuck you all. damnit. <br /><br />fuckign idiots

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If I want to think, I'll go read a Math book. This is a humour site.

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^ A few things. I understand why people, including yourself may feel this way about him. This is not a new thing. I have known people would feel this way since I first heard of him back in 2010. But this is more for conspiracy theory stuff than religion.<br /><br />But religious fundamentalism is kind of normal in the states (but not like it used to be), especially if west of the Hudson river. I remember hearing various times from people like Dawkins, Hitchens and various psychologists how people become strongly religious is through childhood fear and indoctrination. Then as adults, peoples defense mechanisms<br /><br />For example, I think we can both agree that a 5 year old has less ability to know a claim about an eternal hot scary place is nonsense than a 20 year old does (assuming they both are hearing it for the first time).<br /><br />After that 5 year old hears the claim from those he/she loves and trusts, the instincts of that child is to follow and believe. It is an evolutionary survival mechanism. They want to believe their parents are good and rational people. In the young child's mind, what the parents say is correct by default (unless of course the child feels extremely inconvenienced, like when mommy takes away the chocolate bar).<br /><br />As for bigotry, uncircumcised is probably not a whole lot more bigoted than your typical american west of the Hudson. I don't think he takes moon man seriously and I only think he is just following the herd, or what the herd says is THE holy book about homosexuality. People, espeically adults have a herdlike mentality typically related to the "what to think" rather than "how to think" mentality of parents, politicians, bureaucrats and schools.<br /><br />Because of this, they are very slow in accepting new evidence, especially that which contradicts things they have been previously taught. It is even worse if you spent years of your life wasted fighting for an unjust cause.

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Wow, you faved it, too. Thanks!<br /><br />I think what triggered this was that "I wouldn't go in the water" site from 2005, where someone synced "Dead niggers!" to the Jaws theme. It totally takes the context out of the quote, and the words themselves aren't actually saying anything racist unless you want them to. It changed my outlook on stuff like that. This was sort of a site in the same mold, I guess.

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"I suppose his political views are liberal socialism favoring One World Government"<br /><br />The first part, probably. The 'favoring One World Government' is probably only favored by the most powerful and corrupt members of the establishment.<br /><br />"how is he a descent guy, if all he post post are these ear rape sites "<br /><br />pretty ironic and hypocritical, considering how much you like and make moon man sites. Just admit that you are both a couple of prankster trolls that want to get others going and get off your high horse.<br /><br />"i'd also like to throw in that he is a porn addict. "<br /><br />how would you know and so what? unless we are talking about child porn, there is nothing wrong with it, contrary to what demented religious old farts say<br /><br />"overall he is a monumental loser."<br /><br />He works in the music industry and is going for his Master's Degree. He is also self supporting and is a performing musician. I personally filmed one of his performances. How about yourself?

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You know instead of making ytmnds about syria, you should make ytmnds about how America is framing Assad and pushing the world into WW3 but hey, however you want to spend you leisure time is up to you, I guess.

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Oh dear god, that is the saddest/funniest thing I've seen in a very long time!! I clearly hit a nerve, didn't I, lonely gay loser, as you ACTUALLY JUST TRIED TO JUSTIFY THAT YOU REALLY DO HAVE FRIENDS, NO SERIOUSLY EVERYONE, [u]FRIENDS!![/u], BY LISTING A BUNCH OF PATHETIC FORUMS FULL OF OTHER LOSERS THAT YOU JOINED!!! Suck a fucking loser it boggles the mind.<br /> <br />Also, you and uncircumcised have such fucking gay voices that even the entire Pride Parade of San Francisco wants you to butch it up a bit because you're embarrassing them.

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looks like someone is getting tired of his old enemies like DarthWang and Lax so wants to start trouble with new people

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ok this is waht i get. everybody, on the internet, doesnt know me. by a fucking first, last name fuck them they are asking for personal information, fuck them. ebay asked for debit cards to sell shit, i only needed like some money real quick, i was like WTF. they said yo8u could take it off at any time.<br /><br />so as soon as it was sold, i called them they fuckin wasted 4 hours of my time. wouldnt do it, kept haning up godamn son of oa btiches, then i threatened to go kill them. said go on do something about it. mtoher fucing cockscukers only want a line to your bank, or internet sold by the minute. end of fuckign story

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I actually wanted to see YTMNF so i watched this and now im disappointed yet still satisfied.

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hey bro i understand conflict of interest but you don't have to voat if you don't want to

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"To be honest I think the 1-to-5 system is stupid. People want to give their own vote as much weight as possible, so the logical thing to do is "split voting" with 1's and 5's."<br />HULK LIKE! HULK DISLIKE!

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And I think they want people to beLIEve in UFO's.

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Wow, you wanted to friend me after [site umfulded:site] ? I'm so moved.

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25 Cent wants tighter grafix

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Wasn't talking about the original clip, I was talking about changing the context, which is the "joke" if you want to call it that. Of course the original audio and video came from somewhere else, just like max took five words from Finding Forrester and made the original ytmnd.

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Never said I don't care; you're too defensive too quickly.<br /><br />You're posting your opinion because you want people to care about it, and I'm saying the burden of proof is on you.

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Cite source proving it's stolen without recontextualization if you want people to care.

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To be honest I think the 1-to-5 system is stupid. People want to give their own vote as much weight as possible, so the logical thing to do is "split voting" with 1's and 5's. Youtube, Reddit, and other popular sites realized this so they went from numerical ratings to binary vote +/- systems.<br /><br />Of course, max doesn't exactly stay ahead of the curve. In fact, the downfall of YTMND can be attributed to max failing to stay ahead of the curve.<br /><br />Back in early 2005, max could have realized that the advent of home broadband meant his dialup-friendly gif/mp3 host was about to be left in the dust. People were ready for a full-motion video host, and during that crucial moment, YTMND was the frontrunner for multimedia hosting. If you think about it, YTMND had already gotten over the biggest hill - people knew about it.<br /><br />The time was right to upgrade. The phrase "Buy low; sell high" couldn't have applied more. The dot-com crash of the early 00's was like the video game crash of '83...the demand wasn't gone, but skittish short-sighted investors thought it was just a bubble that had popped until Nintendo swooped in '85 and took an unsuspecting market by storm. It was the exact same situation in '05: everyone thought the dot-com market had crashed, but casual internet users had more bandwidth than ever before, and they wanted a simple web-based video hosting service instead of dicey file-sharing networks. <br /><br />YTMND would have been perfect, the recognition was there, max had arguably the biggest corner on the web multimedia market, his traffic was soaring and hardware prices were at an all time low. The opportunity was there; max sat on his rear end because of some pretentious artsy-fartsy desire to cling to the format of Image, Sound, Text. In 2006, then-little-known website "Youtube" sold for $1.6 billion.<br /><br />A lot of us look back at opportunities we missed and laugh...max, do you cry?

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"Do the people who write the code for the internet and cell phones not realize i want to be able to set any webpage i want to load at a certain time by alert or alarm"<br /><br />It's called rooting your android and writing your own script. Not knowing how your OS works on a device you own is like those retards who drive around with no idea how a car engine works.<br /><br />Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to coding "the internet".

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[b]http://nips.com/[/b]:<br /><br />[i]We all know Bailey Knox has mastered the art of the handjob, but she’s a winner and always looking for take on bigger challenges. So, she wants to move up a division to take on…wait for it…titty fucking! At least, that’s the rumor about what her next zip set could be featuring. Not that I listen to such rumors, but she’s certainly [b]training hard[/b] for something! Getting strong now.[/i]<br /><br />This is the first time I see a porn site on YTMND actually used for pornography. Bravo!

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What you are saying is that you want violins at our wedding?

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I can't figure out what I love more! The fastness or the wanting of fastness that this already posessed.

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i want to cum all over the EYES of KASSIUS! meaphoricallly speaking of course

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Pictures don't damage speakers or ears. Pictures don't offend or bother others in the same room, or apartment building, because they aren't looking at the screen. The effect of a picture is ended by simply looking away. <br /><br />Ear rape sites on the other hand.... Hell, the sometimes go on even after I've closed the tab or browser. <br /><br />You know what's funny? Streakers. Hahahaha, naked guy. <br /><br />You know what's not funny? Some guy getting in my face and yelling at the top of his lungs. I want to punch him.

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ill put your mom to sleep with my dick if you want

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if that does not work for you, you might want to try "transexual escorts"

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oh believe me, I fully agree I would not want you anywhere nearby. Also, if you wanted to kill yourself, please have someone shoot a video of it and post it on youtube.

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TIME TO POINT OUT PDE HYPOCRISY<br /><br />1. PDE made http://vegemite.ytmnd.com/ and 1'd http://hejustsmiled.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />may I ask why<br /><br />2. notice how pde says he worked so hard on a site reading comments? is that a joke? <br /><br />3. He openly admits to trading 5's/fieieves with laxative lax boy<br /><br />-------<br /><br />don't get me wrong, I still cherish pde but it's only fair to mention this. I mean pde made a site complaining about the user Salami who shares that he doesn't admire pde because he feels pde makes garbage sites. so now pde is doing that to woman. and its obvious that woman didn't deliberatley steal pde's comment sites but rather to rehash them to get pde "in the mood" we've been wanting pde to get in to read comments. <br /><br />i don't hate anyone on this site but i think we should all hold each other to the same standard. Execpt for keatonkeaton999 because i expect him to make good sites and then he makes garbage now and people 5 him just for his name. but if someone like milkhuman made the same site it would be 1'd across the site

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1. no plane hit the tower and there was no reason for it to go down.<br /><br />2. there were f-16s asking cheney for approval to shoot down the planes.<br /><br />3. the passports wouldn't have survived crash and the black box would have. it doesn't make sense.<br /><br />4. steel melts at above 2000 degrees and that cannot be achieved by burning office supplies and jet fuel.<br /><br />5. bush actually said there were explosives in the towers. wentoff.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />6. the plane went down and there were no bodies and barely any plane wreckage. there should have been more.<br /><br />7. they wanted more people to die.<br /><br />thanks for listening.