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Never said I don't care; you're too defensive too quickly.<br /><br />You're posting your opinion because you want people to care about it, and I'm saying the burden of proof is on you.

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Cite source proving it's stolen without recontextualization if you want people to care.

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To be honest I think the 1-to-5 system is stupid. People want to give their own vote as much weight as possible, so the logical thing to do is "split voting" with 1's and 5's. Youtube, Reddit, and other popular sites realized this so they went from numerical ratings to binary vote +/- systems.<br /><br />Of course, max doesn't exactly stay ahead of the curve. In fact, the downfall of YTMND can be attributed to max failing to stay ahead of the curve.<br /><br />Back in early 2005, max could have realized that the advent of home broadband meant his dialup-friendly gif/mp3 host was about to be left in the dust. People were ready for a full-motion video host, and during that crucial moment, YTMND was the frontrunner for multimedia hosting. If you think about it, YTMND had already gotten over the biggest hill - people knew about it.<br /><br />The time was right to upgrade. The phrase "Buy low; sell high" couldn't have applied more. The dot-com crash of the early 00's was like the video game crash of '83...the demand wasn't gone, but skittish short-sighted investors thought it was just a bubble that had popped until Nintendo swooped in '85 and took an unsuspecting market by storm. It was the exact same situation in '05: everyone thought the dot-com market had crashed, but casual internet users had more bandwidth than ever before, and they wanted a simple web-based video hosting service instead of dicey file-sharing networks. <br /><br />YTMND would have been perfect, the recognition was there, max had arguably the biggest corner on the web multimedia market, his traffic was soaring and hardware prices were at an all time low. The opportunity was there; max sat on his rear end because of some pretentious artsy-fartsy desire to cling to the format of Image, Sound, Text. In 2006, then-little-known website "Youtube" sold for $1.6 billion.<br /><br />A lot of us look back at opportunities we missed and laugh...max, do you cry?

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"Do the people who write the code for the internet and cell phones not realize i want to be able to set any webpage i want to load at a certain time by alert or alarm"<br /><br />It's called rooting your android and writing your own script. Not knowing how your OS works on a device you own is like those retards who drive around with no idea how a car engine works.<br /><br />Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to coding "the internet".

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[b]http://nips.com/[/b]:<br /><br />[i]We all know Bailey Knox has mastered the art of the handjob, but she’s a winner and always looking for take on bigger challenges. So, she wants to move up a division to take on…wait for it…titty fucking! At least, that’s the rumor about what her next zip set could be featuring. Not that I listen to such rumors, but she’s certainly [b]training hard[/b] for something! Getting strong now.[/i]<br /><br />This is the first time I see a porn site on YTMND actually used for pornography. Bravo!

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What you are saying is that you want violins at our wedding?

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I can't figure out what I love more! The fastness or the wanting of fastness that this already posessed.

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i want to cum all over the EYES of KASSIUS! meaphoricallly speaking of course

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Pictures don't damage speakers or ears. Pictures don't offend or bother others in the same room, or apartment building, because they aren't looking at the screen. The effect of a picture is ended by simply looking away. <br /><br />Ear rape sites on the other hand.... Hell, the sometimes go on even after I've closed the tab or browser. <br /><br />You know what's funny? Streakers. Hahahaha, naked guy. <br /><br />You know what's not funny? Some guy getting in my face and yelling at the top of his lungs. I want to punch him.

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ill put your mom to sleep with my dick if you want

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if that does not work for you, you might want to try "transexual escorts"

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oh believe me, I fully agree I would not want you anywhere nearby. Also, if you wanted to kill yourself, please have someone shoot a video of it and post it on youtube.

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TIME TO POINT OUT PDE HYPOCRISY<br /><br />1. PDE made http://vegemite.ytmnd.com/ and 1'd http://hejustsmiled.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />may I ask why<br /><br />2. notice how pde says he worked so hard on a site reading comments? is that a joke? <br /><br />3. He openly admits to trading 5's/fieieves with laxative lax boy<br /><br />-------<br /><br />don't get me wrong, I still cherish pde but it's only fair to mention this. I mean pde made a site complaining about the user Salami who shares that he doesn't admire pde because he feels pde makes garbage sites. so now pde is doing that to woman. and its obvious that woman didn't deliberatley steal pde's comment sites but rather to rehash them to get pde "in the mood" we've been wanting pde to get in to read comments. <br /><br />i don't hate anyone on this site but i think we should all hold each other to the same standard. Execpt for keatonkeaton999 because i expect him to make good sites and then he makes garbage now and people 5 him just for his name. but if someone like milkhuman made the same site it would be 1'd across the site

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1. no plane hit the tower and there was no reason for it to go down.<br /><br />2. there were f-16s asking cheney for approval to shoot down the planes.<br /><br />3. the passports wouldn't have survived crash and the black box would have. it doesn't make sense.<br /><br />4. steel melts at above 2000 degrees and that cannot be achieved by burning office supplies and jet fuel.<br /><br />5. bush actually said there were explosives in the towers. wentoff.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />6. the plane went down and there were no bodies and barely any plane wreckage. there should have been more.<br /><br />7. they wanted more people to die.<br /><br />thanks for listening.

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I wanted to do Blair constantly circa 1982.

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Geez man I just wanted some fucking nuggets. Ya gotta cool it okay?

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I see you get a lot of flack from a lot of people I like, but I really don't know what you've done to them.<br /><br />I may have missed your shenanigans in the past but I've only seen you make seemingly rational statements of late.<br /><br />Everyone's an asshole sometimes, myself included, but I've tried to put that behind me. I think 2007 was my peak for being particularly rude - and I regret it now.<br /><br />I would give just about any douche-bag a second chance if they wanted to end hostilities.<br /><br />I don't like holding grudges, but I do dislike repeatedly malicious behavior. And I can appreciate creativity even in those I'm not fond of.

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Having different taste is a separate from being rude and obnoxious. Everybody knows that voting 1 and saying nothing but "1" is a shitcock move meant to say FU to the user. Something you do to everyone constantly.<br /><br />If you want to to vote 1, then either state a valid reason for your dislike, or say nothing. Otherwise, you're just trolling.<br /><br />I's even more odius to shitcock a site just for being popular.<br /><br />But the internet is full of sociopaths, so do what you want. But remember, you reap what you sow.

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back in 2009, or whatever, when that micheal moore gif was on the up and coming, all the comments were raging about politics. I remember it; two retards preaching why obama is good, another saying that liberalism is universally good, and some guy just talking about israel. its funny how some users want the old ytmnd back, when in fact all the old users were a bunch of misguided teenagers and the rest of the mainsteam. [b]no, it did not spawn creativity.[/b]

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Here's that attention you want so badly, facehooker.

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i already faved it but if you really want the fav in my heart, youre going to have to get milton saying AHHHHHHHH or something..

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i want fourest to make one

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When you said Grampa Simpson, you were referring to yourself, weren't you?<br /><br />Oh. My. God. You're totally Grampa Simpson.<br /><br />"Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, wanted to have a character that was "really cranky" and old, and who complained a lot and invented stories to tell to children, so he created Grampa." -Wikipedia

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I want to know what happens to Roni

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at this point everyone knows 9/11 wasn't done by terrorist but they don't want to admit it because it would make them look like an idiot for the past 10 or so years when they actually thought it was a terrorist attack.

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I really want to finish this poem but there's this FBI Agent from Porlock at the door...

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You got my vote, because you stole it, please give it back because i want to vote for the farting dog guy.

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I was going to 1 this and comment about how it's already been done before, but I don't want to be in the same boat as gr33nscr33n and he beat me to the punch.<br /><br />Literally, I don't want to be in the same boat as him. Ever. After a few days at sea, no fresh water and no sign of wind, I'll have to watch him drink his own urine. I'm not drinking it. It probably tastes like watery old Surge mixed with that orange powder on Cheetos. Plus he'll do that cartoon thing where he goes cannibalistic and hallucinates that my head looks like a giant meatball and it would just be really awkward.<br /><br />So, 3.

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don't forget about "raise the roof a pilllllllllllllllleater" that comes in on a close 2nd!<br /><br /><br />i tried looking up this song on a geeeeeeeeeeejjjjjjjeee geeeeeeeeeeejeee google as charles manson remarks it and couldn't find it. <br /><br />you refuse to reveal the title of this song or the cartoon from the Hype N*gga ytmnd<br /><br /><br />i can only assume you want me to keep bothering j00 with this this because I'm sure you know i won't stop till you tell me the answers to these two questions.

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The only reason I am on hiatus is because I am stuck on 399 sites. I want to make my 400th site excellent, and I am stumbling for ideas.