?The Hilarity Of Food |
SarahEff |
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29,878 |
2008-03-15 |
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Yeah... really... there is no reason why this should be one of the top rated sites of the week. All it is measuring how much people laughed... wow, that makes a great ytmnd. Stop being idiots and fiving a site just because you Fres Prince or the freakin' creator.
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?OMG, Secret Nazi Retirement Home! |
BallsMcLongcock |
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3,008 |
2008-03-15 |
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whats funny is that all the people in there had their friends killed by nazis!
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?(nsfw) In Remembrance of Sarah & Amina |
Matthew386 |
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6,396 |
2008-03-09 |
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and christian fundamentalists bomb clinics where abortions are performed. This kills young women, people just sitting there answering phones and doctors... Why single out one religion and then extrapolate to say that ALL people of that faith are crazy f*cked up c*ckmunchers? What is your agenda?
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?Goodbye, John Goodman |
thefarside |
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2005-12-23 |
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Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says; and what he or she means, or is generally understood.
In modern usage it can also refer to particularly striking examples of incongruities observed in everyday life between what was intended or said and what actually happened.
There is some argument about what is or is not ironic, but all the different senses of irony revolve around the perceived notion of an incongruity between what is said and what is meant; or between an understanding of reality, or an expectation of a reality, and what actually happens.
Irony can be funny, but it does not have to be.
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?Stephy-Ziggy Montage Stares Into Your Soul |
dawnstar86 |
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1,854 |
2008-03-11 |
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Hi, You Can Put Here Your P. Mounds of M.P. All Are Welcome!!! There Is The Mine
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?Stephy-Ziggy Montage Stares Into Your Soul |
dawnstar86 |
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2008-03-11 |
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Hi, You Can Put Here Your Montages All Are Welcome!!! There Is The Mine
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?Stephy-Ziggy Montage Stares Into Your Soul |
dawnstar86 |
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2008-03-11 |
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Hi, You Can Put Here Your Montages All Are Welcome!!! There Is The Mine
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?Gay Men are HUNG! |
Matthew386 |
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6,104 |
2008-03-09 |
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"I didn't capitalize "god" for a reason." Atheisists don't believe there is any god. It is irrelevent if god is capitalized or not, it should not have been used to describe me at all since I believe in no gods.
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?Support Freedom of Expression |
Matthew386 |
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2008-03-08 |
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"Allowing for the same number of extremists in all religions" is a false assumption to begin with. And with Islam we can be specific and say that it is the Sunni Wahhabist sect that is pursuing violent Jihad. Wahhabism began in Saudi-Arabia and is the state religion. Saudi money is being poured into our universities and the Saudis are funding terrorism (against our culture and even against the less radical Islamic sects). There is no such level of funding ($ trillions) or org. for x-tian Xtrmism.
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?Obillary |
sixzerofour |
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7,432 |
2008-03-08 |
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Hillary, Mccain, Obama there all just one canidate getting ready to f*ck the nation in the *ss either through more wasteful spending, national id or some new unseen war. Obama is a good guy with EVIL advisors. Hillary is an EVIL woman with moderate advisors. McCain is a fruity nut basket with lucky charms and blood on top..
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?Something wicked this way comes |
BoredJedi |
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2008-03-08 |
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the 4 is great thanks. Yeah I was just (and still) am tired. Took me 24hrs to do what's there now gathering all that stuff together and doing the effects and timings as it was and then choosing between a bunch of songs. I just didn't have any more umph to do anything else. I can always fiddle with that down the road.
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?Fresh Prince of Belair Portal Lazytown |
Daltonofzeal2 |
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3,061 |
2008-03-07 |
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Now this is the apeture science all about how you are a pirate, and I'd like to take a minute, and if you'd just sit right there, I'll tell how I became the prince of a Lazytown called Portal.
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?This is the morality paradox. |
spaznational |
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2008-03-07 |
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YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID BY YOUR GOVERNMENT AND SCHOOLS TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONE DAY, WHEN IT IS CLEAR TO ALL ENTITIES THAT THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS CUBED DAYS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME, THANKS TO THE UNITED STATES AND THE JEWS. EVIL ACADEMIC BASTARDS WHO PREACH THE ONE TIME THEORY ARE KEEPING YOU STUPID AND SHOULD BE KILLED. GOVERNMENT, RELIGION AND CORPORATE MONEYMOGULS ARE ALSO EVIL FOR SUPPRESSING TIME CUBE, AND NEED TO BE HANGED AT GALLOWS IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR WAYS.
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?Spot the octopus |
Gregh |
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11,978 |
2008-03-02 |
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before clicking on this i was like
"this better not be that same f*cking octopus thats been all over tv, news and documentaries cause thats just old"
and WHAM, there he is
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?<SHAMAN COMMUNITY> PRESENTS WO... |
halfscan |
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127,727 |
2007-05-19 |
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there is no "shaman community" Just a bunch of basement nerd virgins who all squabble on internet forums demanding buffs for their video game character.
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?i made this animated gif of two photos of "Eddi... |
Lcadwallader |
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2008-03-06 |
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There is this song in the middle of the movie, where eddie and bridget are in the kitchen and later you see eddie watch a cooking show. when his father enters the room he switches to baseball... the song says
Should have been there
should have made it by now
but i'm down on my knees
when nobody's all around me
i tried to be strong but i've lost it somewhere
i've searched everywhere but i can't figure out, what is the name of the song and who performs it...
so, if anybody knows please tell me... i'm desper
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?Goodbye Radio |
q959fm |
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5,434 |
2008-03-04 |
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You know what? Where I live, there are live radio jockeys that barely do sh*t with their jobs. No requests from them, they all play the same sh*tty music, and the only thing that changes is the genre of music, which goes from dog sh*t to horse sh*t every few months. That's why I have my ipod.
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?Anton is... |
bettabomb |
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48,757 |
2008-02-27 |
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Fads, like all energy can never be truly destroyed, only changed into new forms. There is no escape, even death.
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?Anton is... |
bettabomb |
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48,757 |
2008-02-27 |
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as cool as this ytmnd is.. the movie was the sh*ttiest piece of sh*t of all time. DONT WATCH IT. there is no ending to it.
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?His First Impression of YTMND... |
chronster |
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12,245 |
2008-02-24 |
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no, I got your point, but your point was full of sh*t. First of all, your comments and actions scream for attention; attention you are NOT getting from friends, family, or especially girls. For you, any attention is good attention. Secondly, you're not the first idiot to make sh*tty sites, then claim he knows what's funny. There are dipsh*ts on ytmnd that do that all the time. Just check out some of the comments w/ 1's on Andy's newest site (which happens to be the highest rated in the universe.)
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?BTapes theme song |
shadydragon |
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855 |
2008-02-29 |
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Yeah BTape is the cause of all the problems at YTMND even though there are several other people you could be bitching at and half the sh*t people bitch at him about he doesn't even have the power to do.
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?Should Lando fad be worried? |
SilverDollar |
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3,715 |
2008-02-28 |
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I guess so. That is, once he's done with his purging of all YTMND fads. It's an endless battle, for every fad that falls, two more take its place. Hence, there is the Fad Hydra effect.
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?enchanted wood (now with more unicorn) |
wisdumcube |
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10,003 |
2008-02-28 |
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totally f*gaholic, many fat middle aged housewives love them. what can be said for taste in this matter? while one may be completely enamored with one image, another may view it as "vile sh*t." in this case, wisdomcube has decided to experiment with animated stillshots, a style only recently seen. while you might view this developmental phase as trite or elementary, i believe there is merit. in conclusion, i'm high on wizard's breath and this is all about magic.
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?gay site (gay people watch this site) |
NESer |
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2,332 |
2008-02-28 |
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"Troglodyte #1: Uh, do troglodytes go to heaven?
Debbie: Um ... no.
Troglodyte #1: Is it cause I'm gay?
Debbie: You're gay?
Troglodyte #1: We're kind of all gay
Troglodyte #2: Yeah, there's no lava women.
Debbie: Then I'm afraid you're all going to burn in fiery lava pits for the
rest of eternity.
(all the troglodytes cheer)
Troglodyte #1: Lava gay man, yay!"
lol, Sealab!
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?Happycat rocks out |
tkx7 |
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1,474 |
2008-02-26 |
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But that's just Happycat rocking out, there is no NEDM there at all.
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?Operation Party Hard 15:03:08 (refresh) |
anyanon |
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13,183 |
2008-02-21 |
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clebrates dont need any more money and smart wtf have you seen the hollywood theater all it is is crack heads and addicts looking for something to blow all there money on, shut the f*ck up you *ss hat prick itharius
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?DOOM Fanfiction Redux |
Omochaosucks |
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136,730 |
2008-02-23 |
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Demons! Thats what we learnt bout in church today. If you don't touch the bible and an echidna with a snake tattoo YOU WILL BE A ZOMBIE or A DEMON. Its a choice, like marrying men, and if you make it, you will gain ultimate power. Now, when I was in Atlanta, I had me some jack daniels which is a odd thing given that I weren't in Tenneessee at the time. Did you know its from thar? I bet you did not. In conclusion, this site is a great warnin to all the young rascals out there. 5 starz.
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?(nsfw) Tatooine home entertainment |
Hanmono |
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4,713 |
2008-02-21 |
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Yeah, considering all of Hanmomo's sites come from the "interwebs" there is no way he could make this.
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?WORLD CHAMP is back!!!!! |
chad2bert |
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730 |
2008-02-23 |
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I came to YTMND today saying, "I'm going to go to the recently created sites first today. And whatever the first site I see is - I will try to be inspired by it." And so I come here to see this piece of sh*t. And immediately my entire positive attitude is shot. My pessimism is at an all time high and I want to go kill myself. You have ruined my day, nay, my entire f*cking week. Go die in a fire and rot there. You piece of sh*t.
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?The Difference: Barack Obama + Ron Paul |
madDogSoldier |
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2,452 |
2008-01-26 |
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"Furthermore, and I mean this in all seriousness, how exactly are we going to dismantle the current taxation system AND have universal health care?"
Who was planning that? So far, I have only heard one or the other from the various candidates.
"If I have to choose between the two, I'd much rather be the kind of nation that takes care of its own"
That's a nice fantasy, but it can't really happen. There is solid proof that government makes health care WORSE.
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