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I came to YTMND today saying, "I'm going to go to the recently created sites first today. And whatever the first site I see is - I will try to be inspired by it." And so I come here to see this piece of sh*t. And immediately my entire positive attitude is shot. My pessimism is at an all time high and I want to go kill myself. You have ruined my day, nay, my entire f*cking week. Go die in a fire and rot there. You piece of sh*t.

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"Furthermore, and I mean this in all seriousness, how exactly are we going to dismantle the current taxation system AND have universal health care?" Who was planning that? So far, I have only heard one or the other from the various candidates. "If I have to choose between the two, I'd much rather be the kind of nation that takes care of its own" That's a nice fantasy, but it can't really happen. There is solid proof that government makes health care WORSE.

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Grandma always told me the music today is too weak for her taste. Apparently there isn't enough f*cking like in the Lucille Bogan songs of the day, and that makes all the difference.

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Under this formula, the razors edge is a variable and not a constant, unless you wanted the limit of it to be 0 all along. However, you didn't, and the razors edge has to be a constant because with all things there is a razors edge and that edge must be constant to keep our lives in check.

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I firmly believe that sleeping with a child until they are the age of 12 is alright. I mean, really, what's the worst that can happen? It's healthy for the kid because you get to experiance all of his coming of age problems (namely masturbation). What the hell kind of father would you be if you didn't teach your kid how to masturbate, and there's also some benifits you get from it as well...if you catch my drift (nothing is quite as good an inexperianced mouth around the base of your penis).

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I don't think there is a perfect system of government. All political and economic systems have flaws and can be exploited by the corrupt. Just look at our $9 trillion (or whatever it is now) national debt.

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THERE'S NO NAME ALL IT SAYS IS: DUDABAB UDDUDUBAUA

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Carlton dance, the final countdown, and arrested development are all fantastic, but there is absolutely no relationship or suggestable thread between these.

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"Have you even taken more than 2 hours to figure out the consequences of legalizing all these drugs? There is no doubt that you are unprepared to run for office." -- Prepared as I can be, bud. As I said in the video, prior to June of 2007 I had no political interest. That means that over the last 8 months I have been cramming as much information into my head as possible. The only reason why I didn't delay and wait to run is because the seat I'm running for is term-limited out.

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Have you even taken more than 2 hours to figure out the consequences of legalizing all these drugs? There is no doubt that you are unprepared to run for office.

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*shrugs* not much to get, really. Verizon Guy's only line is "Can you hear me now? Good!". The chorus of this song sounds like the sort of mellow-whatever sort of tribute/requiem/whatever music that might get played at a funeral for Verizon Guy. That's really all there is to it. :o)

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Because Massachusetts likes the guy! C'mon, you and I both know that he's the icon of the democratic party, I mean the only senator that's been there longer than him is senator Robert Byrd, who will have his golden jubilee come January. It's thanks to this man that most democratic legislation is actually passed. Furthermore, Time magazine actually called him one of the best ten senators of all time. Think before you pick on Senator Ted Kennedy. Chappaquiddick... That's a cheap shot.

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I was never convicted of any crimes. The guns were all returned to their proper owners -- all accounted for. As for an actual figure on how much it would save the State government, please allow me to return an answer to you when I can have a better approximation. I am not going on an "if" policy -- this will work. And if there are people that disagree, or have doubts, and would not like to support this stance, by all means that is their right.

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I have a 360 for the same reason I have a PS2: all the games are released for it... Too bad my 360 is with UPS right now on its way to the repair center, but when it works there are lots of great games for it.

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All day today coincidences have been happening. Just now, I was trying to find a good version of YYZ on youtube, which I couldn't, and I came to YTMND to find the awesome YYZ NES you made. The very first YTMND I went to was this one, with the name I couldn't remember "Rushnerd" right there. This is like the 5th big coincidence I've had today.

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Bob you obviously approved of a fad of putting anything over a 24 hour sun, and sticking uncle phil and mashed potatoes into any movie possible. Twinsen, your highest rated site is a Milla fad site (nothing wrong with that, but it was a fad where you could stick her into almost any situation.) homsar, don't know you, but you seem cool. Anyways, there is much potential for the GTA HUD just as bob said, but this is the first I've seen, and isn't all that bad (not worth a 1.) Don't be so hypocritical.

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All I'm saying that I doubt there many Australians (like me, and I guess you), on YTMND right now... and that multitudes of Americans cant even find America on a map, so how would they even know what the stolen generation IS, let alone, the leader of the opposition.

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Yeah, but the correct interpretation of the Kessel Run is that Han & Chewie found a new path that uses the kessel run as a base path. If all ships took the same damn road going at that speed, there'd be Serious Trouble.

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WHAT THE F*CK DOES JIM LEHRER SAYING "30" HAVE TO DO WITH PIZZA? I MEAN I UNDERSTAND DONNELLRAWLI AND SPIDERMAN 2 BUT SERIOUSLY 30 IS JUST TOTALLY UNRELATED TO THE REST OF THE SOUND BYTES YOU USE AND IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH IT MAKES ME TYPE LONG COMMENTS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, 30??? IT'S LIKE YOU JUST TOOK A SOUND CLIP YOU LIKED AND THREW IT IN THERE FOR TOTALLY NO REASON RRGRHGHRGHRGHGHRH IT MAKES ME SO MAD

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omg we all already know windwaker link is in Brawl... just youtube it, and BAM, there he is

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He is everywhere. There is no escape. All is lost.

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There does not have to be any motion! Where did you come up with that idea? It can just be a single expression with no movement at all. The idea of context is still there.

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i gave him a good review. this is just like making fun of a mentally ill person behind their back. and we all know there is nothing wrong with that

One of the requirements for a final draft of the rules is to basically remove or re-work all of the really vague rules, because there are currently a lot of them. I started making "my" version of the rules, which basically skipped all of the vague stuff and moved it into sections stating so. In most of the vague cases, it's the sort of thing where as it happens, warnings will be given out, and if it happens enough, more solid rules can be made from actual cases.

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All that means is that the majority of YTMND's are pure and total sh*t, which is true. I vote absolute to quality. Kassius sites are not quality. They're copy and pasted audio clips into Garageband or Audition (or some other audio editing software) with a bunch of randomly placed distortion filters. There's no joke, comedic factor, or value - just another intentionally awful YTMND that him and his friends think are funny to spam the front page with and vote highly on. Your gimmicks are old.

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No a popular copy out there is EXTRA shaky. Its not just bumpy cam of the movie, its also "some moron is HOLDING THIS UP FOR 90 MINUTES. Anyway, I doubt any cam would be any better, since Cloverfield is yet another "hey its scarier if all you see is f*cking shadowy sh*t the entire time"

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Seriously, I keep viewing the site, thinking, there's gotta be something I'm missing. There's gotta be some reason this is being 5'd by all these trailer monkeys. I still can't fathom why in the hell this site is rated so high.

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None of those fads are funny either - but they are better than this one. You should all get your stories straight. I had a pretty nice list of high rated YTMND's, but I deleted them. Reasoning is in "Place Your Revenge Downvote Here". Only ones other than that that are still here are only there becuase the system hasn't deleted them yet. Regardless of all of those things - you don't have to be a comedian to be able to tell that a comedian isn't funny. Same goes for YTMND. Your point is moot.

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ok, listen up, jerks. first of all, this video was made by a girl, so they do exist on the internets. secondly, there are two girls in the race. one is asian, one is not. or maybe they both aren't asian. or maybe they both are? the world will never know. the girl in the front - the asian girl - tina does not win the race