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a little internet is fun when you're with me (I love it)

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EXT. Forest, daytime.<br /><br />CHLOEE and NICK abandon the trail and follow a stream leading towards open marshland. Their hands are joined with only their index fingers and this interlock swings lightly between them as they walk. A woodpecker can be heard in the distance. NICK mutters to himself, seemingly in response to the bird.<br /><br />NICK<br />Peckerwood...<br /><br />CHLOEE<br />What?<br /><br />NICK<br />Hey. So did you ever hear back from your interview?<br /><br />CHLOEE<br />No.<br /><br />NICK<br />You should send them an e-mail.<br /><br />NICK stops to clench his butt-cheeks to suppress a big fart, breaking their interlocked fingers and pretending to check his cellphone.<br /><br />NICK<br />So I saw Lisa in Starbucks this morning. I bet Starbucks is named after Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica, I dunno, what do you think?<br /><br />CHLOEE<br />Are you taking adderral again?<br /><br />NICK<br />What? No. I don't have a scrip for that anymore, you know this.<br /><br />CHLOEE<br />You don't need a script for it Nick. You can get any drug any time you want because you're a movie star.<br /><br />NICK<br />I brought you here to tell you that I love you.<br /><br />CHLOEE<br />I love you too. Marriage, kids, a nice car.<br /><br />NICK<br />Farting. Having sex. YTMND.

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Wonderful, I love it!

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Mormonator do you forget how much cock you love? dude even tho it included personal pics it didnt suck.

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Fembot: Bender, honey, we love you.<br /><br />Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

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It goes out of sink. But I love it.

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SadWhale.ytmnd.com I did it because I love you.

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Damn, you love Rourke witha side of cheese. Bet you had to get it yourself tho

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This works a little too well.<br /><br />I love it.

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It's a clip from Everybody Loves Ray Combs, duh!

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ok, if this ended with a big fat guy hanging his cock over the edge of a computer chair and hes snakin it right into the camera to squeeze out some precum then text on screen says 'precum' then you hear max's voice saying "oh billy, i can't believe your wife has never sucked this big pretty cock. she's never given you a blowjob? youre lying. she was your first love from high school and you married her. and youve never cheated?? that means this big baby has never had a mouth get the cum out with sucks." and then max puts the head in his mouth and gives the shaft a little yank to pop it back out. what a hairy belly that fat guy has. he seems so unhealthy, poor guy. we're making his night right now, and its his birthday no less! heeeeeey billy. are you ready for us to give you your birthday blowjob? i'm gonna eat all that hot cum you keep in those big balls, billy. im gonna gargle it so i can taste and feel all your fucking nasty nutty cum right inside my mouth. oh fuck, fuck, your dick is huge. happy birthday billy :)

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love it!

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Love the biased media headline that doesn't read "Supreme Court reafirms free speech rights" Because under the law struck down, it wasn't just dog fighting videos that were covered. Hunting, and even instructional slaughterhouse videos would have been banned. How many more animals would have suffered because someone would fail to get the proper training? You also Nuke only Roberts, when the vote was 8-1.

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i've started a policy of only 5ing if i fucking LOVE it. u get 5.

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Damn, i love this game. It did not get the recognition it deserved.

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I absolutely hated this site with a passion, but I know a lot of people loved it. You're welcome.

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Who made your ignorant ass the dick sucking police of the internets. She loves it by the way! now go masturbate to your gay porn!

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which dynasty warriors was this? psp version? man, the voice acting in every one of those games was awful/hilarious. i also love it when you defeat a general they show the same cut-scene each time. run, stop, look back, pause, look down and shake head, then run away. shame and dishonor up in this romance of the three kingdoms.

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I love how I knew exactly what this would be before I clicked on it. failblog ftw.

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I know =< I love the song and would like to get a download of the original song without picard's voiceover and one with it.

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EPIC! I love it!!!

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Ahahahaha I love it!

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I love the site, but I think it would be even better if the image moved down like it does in a magnifying glass.

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I love it. But I gotta know what the song is.

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i freakin loved this game man, when i saw the site title on spy i hoped this is what it was referencing

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P.S. In case anyone was wondering, I fucked this dudes girl, and he was pissed. Couldnt say shit to me in person (hahahhaha) and he paid for the website, paid to sponsor this, spent days, upon weeks making this stuff up that has only made me more popular. His name is Tyler Cowell (http://www.facebook.com/tyler.seech#!/tyler.colwell) and his website is http://www.smmguru.com/, He just made $18,000 on free ipads and facebook, check it out, and I'm the scammer. I've been meaning to bring it down, but I actually have a life. <br /><br />Listen my dude, I'm sorry your girl loved all the nice expensive things in my house, and enjoyed riding around in my $80,000 car, and on this dick. Im sorry I fucked her and busted it on her face, peter north style. Did she tell you about that? Oh well. But I'm most sorry that after i diddnt call her back after that one night (ever,) that she got back with you, and you were so salty you've been spending weeks on this shit. Honestly dude, ya look pathetic. And I'm still rich, popular, and having the time of my life. And i'll still kick the shit out of you if ya ever wanna come downtown to west 6th or barley house. <br /><br />Keep up the internet shit, dweeb. I'm lovin it.

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Thank you. Seriously, this was the greatest thing anyone has ever done for me. And I love www.jaysonkacz.com too. 5 Stars, added to my favorites, I LOVE IT. I havnt had the time to check this out, or respond to any of this, so here goes:<br /><br />Yes, when I was 18 years old I ripped off a few people for a few grand. They were all paid back (condition of my restitution,) and then I moved on. So did they. I went to baldwin wallace college, got a degree in computer networking. Then I got a job as an online sales manager, which I've had for about 5 years now. I also have my own company (see if you can find that, stalkmaster!) and I live pretty well. I just bought a new house, and yes, I have a new 500hp Supercharged Cadillac STS-V. I've made the videos on facebook public, as well as most of my albums:<br />www.facebook.com/kaczman<br />Check out my vids, check some new pictures of my house, theres some updated photos of me too (i've lost alot of weight!) Add me as a friend if you envy my rich lifestyle. <br /><br />As for people trying to find me... we'll thats obvious. here I am. Not really in trouble for anything for quite a few years, and Im living better than most of the people out there. But again, thank you for all the publicity, and let me tell you that nothing in the world feels better than hurting someone so bad or doing so much better than someone that they go out of their way for weeks to make websites about your past, and spend their own hard earned (and i bet that shit was REALLY hard earned) money to promote them. There is no better compliment in this world.

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Oh, what a shame. This site is hilarious and I love it, but you've entered it in the contest with no consideration of how it works as a contest entry. It doesn't even have two images.<br /><br />I usually vote 1 on entries that utterly fail the contest criteria. +1 for being gosh-darn funny.

Max, I do not like the web design treatment to the site. There are a shit ton of new features that you have put into it, but I think it's far too busy to explore them all. Im a fan of clean design and this site would do well to incorporate a modern treatment. Web 2.0 is a nonsensical term, but to me it just means clean design and good user interface utility. I like the two column approach, similar to the structure of my old design at -- http://nutnics.com/ytmnd/ -- other than that, I'm just bombarded with detail every time I visit a section of the site.<br /><br />I'd love to help skin this if you want, just give me sample page and I can apply the styling. You should want the content stand out (the sites) not the site if that makes any sense, well to me the sites provide the color, and the ytmnd can provide the stage.

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Since the redesign of YTMND your sites loop fluenty. I fucking love it.