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That's why you hire a detective

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Whatcha gonna do with all that female dinosaur? I wonder if he hired longneck hookers.

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they hired her to replace the flower girl who died while filming final fantasy 7.

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he hired a prostitute and didn't even have sex with her.

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President hires volcanoes to combat fourest uprising.

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Lol this needs a hire rating, this is f*ckin funny.

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Max should hire programmers.

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I want to make a carpet cleaning solution. I want to hire the garbage day actor. I want to make a commercial where he comes in the door and says " CARPET STAIN!" and it plays the dramatic music as he sprays it with my carpet cleaner. CARPET STAIN! *intense face*

Hello, I lost my job. Are you hiring right now?

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max, if you're rich, you would have hired sean connery to say what is written on your site so you could loop it

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Nice website. I bet a certain other site will hire you now.

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Hey buds, some great developments in the coding to tell you about. I've cut down my work load from 30 hours a week to about -10 as I have been hired by another site (the name shall remain anonymous) to do some code work. On top of that, i have a pile of cease and desist letters the size of Ted Danson's forehead to get through. Keep in mind that I love you all and it will be worth the wait when you see how great this internet is when it has been coded to death. 4chainE "HOW DO I CODED WEBSITE" JOEKS

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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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Should've hired The Dan Band.

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naw, it's not like he wrote the damn thing.... Or even wrote the screenplay. Nor did he produce it. He's just the poor hack they hired to film it.

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the unfunny truth about hiring a ytmnder to your wedding

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When Dick Johnson's (Richard Kind) father passes away, he leaves him his pet ostrich, Max (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), in his last will and testimony. After Dick finds out that this destructive beast can't be left alone in his apartment, he brings him to his 9-5 office job. Dick's boss sees potential in the lovable Max and hires him to the team. Hilarity ensues in the directorial debut of Judith Light. Oh, and Dick can't say "No" or "Yes". And can't lie.

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Their latest album is a tribute to the hotness of the Olsen Twins. I mean... back when they were still young, before they became ugly anorexic bishes. (waits for potential employer to google me and find this and then not hire me... f*ck)

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NICE EDITS but not really a NICE EDITS site OMG OMG OMG ADFJADFL:JADFL:JDAFL:JDKLFJLDFJLDJFLKJ fd fd fd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd good job, you got the job! youre hired

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Over the past 100 years, these symbiotic/parasitical relations have had an overall effect of destroying accountability, destroying the rule of law, as well as the due process of it. Fiscal responsibility has not only been destroyed, but made a mockery of. Businesses who do not participate in the corrupt establishment risk getting crushed by the monstrous fester of a bureaucracy and its countless laws, as well as its hyena lawyers and provocateurs (read: hired activists of various stripes and causes)

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That's what Robin Givens saw every night until she hire a good lawyer.

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Moon Man hired mullet man to go back in time and assassinate MLK

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As I recall, Voltaire's last words went a little like this (translated from the original 18th century of French, which I'm sure whetstone can speak couramment): Priest: Renounce Satan! Voltaire: Now, now my dear man, this is no time to make new enemies. I know this because I was there, for I am Satan himself. Voltaire and I are now good friends. We have tea and scones on Tuesdays, and we hire prostitutes on Thursday. It's absolutely splendid!

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ok now hire a dozen more guys... we need extensive documentation here. And to hell with the Geneva convention.

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Billy Mays hired her

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This is from Indian Jones and the Last Crusade when they hire Seagal to go looking for the secret passage into the sewers and he had little time to prepare because he'd been up all night drinking old fashioneds at the Venice Best Western and so had to hire the first boat he came across which was a crappy speedboat and he's in his blue pajamas but he's hungover and isn't paying attention and drives right over the secret tunnels and the Nazis capture the last piece of the true cross and use it to win the war