YTMND Search

i don't mean to, like, brag or whatever - don't mean to be a dick - but since i joined in '08 ive donated:<br /><br />$239.90<br /><br />with this lickitwellhiem account, received<br /><br />$101.17<br /><br />(i RARELY sponsored my own sites, so expect a low cross-sponsor-numbers-tally-thingy there)<br /><br />$9.98<br /><br />with rug, received<br /><br />$42.11<br /><br />not to mention anonymous sponsorships i've made.<br />OOOooo, received<br /><br />$12.50 with AdenaCrawl.<br /><br />i've given money!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!! remember when i wanted to have my name in purple?<br />sorry everyone, i've really been an erratic bitch over the years. i was doing a lot of drugs, and i'm not saying that to be funny. i've done enough for a long enough time (15+ years) so as to have to stop, or try and stop, permanently. or at least try to. staying clean is a daily struggle, really. i've been clean a while though.<br /><br />money, drugs, gif, bumbys.

well since you haven't made any sponsorships or contributed any sites worth a fuck, why do you think you deserve to have the server named after you? you seem to want something for nothing

 (0.00)

Damnit. I wanted to hate this but this was a great composition.

 (1.00)

you sure you don't want to break this up into like six idiot comments?<br /><br />if you can't achieve quality, might as well shoot for quantity

 (0.00)

i want der fucking patty melt with der fucking cheese melted on der fucking bread

 (0.00)

Hahaha, everytime I watched this movie I just wanted the Wet Bandits to randomly appear to kick his ass for being a dickmunch. Great edit, I love it.

 (5.00)

wow that is like everything i wanted to see in one youtube vid.. i like the opening music.. and right after Lloyd does the most annoying sound in the world they start singing and the guy in the middle is about to shoot them and then they pick up a bunch of mexicans LOL.. PICK EM UP!!

 (0.00)

want to try some? i like the way the brits use sex to sell their that their like right, in that crime story. he ate butt cocaine guys tell everyone in town about it ok, say from the pilice. on it. <br />thats how it works. you <br /><br />kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 (3.00)

OMG I just came across this site again and wanted to find out what movie this was. So I looked through the comments and found my comment from four years ago asking the same thing. 4 years and no progress :'(

 (5.00)

Most jobs like that track your sales per call and expect you to sell 33% of the calls you make (or some obscene number like that).<br /><br />So when you work in a job like that, you WANT to make your calls as long as humanly possible, so a handful of sales gets you through the day.<br /><br />Plus, when I was selling shit, I LOVED those kinds of calls. They're a break in the monotony... and I trolled the shit out of them. Your bosses stop caring if you fuck with them, after a certain point.<br /><br />Ha- I once had a guy talk about fucking me in the ass. Like, literally. He called ME just to look for dudes. By the end of the conversation, I had gotten him to tell me his address, name and phone number and was reading him the signup information for the sale before HE hung up. Cracked me up.

maybe I should just then disregard everything you say from now on then, if you just want to be a troll.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!<br />love and waffles,<br />t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 (4.00)

I don't sell the niggas I don't want to sell.

 (5.00)

I want jokey art

Dude, seriously, I've dealt with the EPA in my real life occupation and that's as personal as I'm going to get here - they simply don't do their jobs. At all. Same goes across the whole sector - that's why we privatize everything.<br /><br />I actually agree with your overall point that hand-waving arguments about big government are stupid, because yes, someone needs to build infrastructure and that role needs to be done by the government. The problem in the U.S. is that the government sector consists of two types of people:<br />-Slow, unambitious people that couldn't compete in the private sector (about 90%).<br />-Overly ambitious people with political goals who have no concern for the job they are doing, only using it as a two-year stepping stone to get their foot in the door (about 10%).<br /><br />The former is mostly bureaucratic asshats that just do the bare minimum to keep their 35-hours-a-week job and that's all they want in life. The latter is mostly lawyers. Either way, you have massive incompetence filling the lower-to-middle eschelons of the biggest consumer in the U.S. In many countries, getting a government job is seen as highly desirable - the top graduates from the top universities tend to go to government jobs because of prestige and competitive pay. Here, govt. work is seen as something "for the slow people".<br /><br />Okay, you brought up the EPA. Let's say you graduated from a top engineering school like Stanford or MIT with a degree in environmental engineering - state DEP agencies (which do most of the actual environmental protection work) pay about $20k on average. The big firms pay about $85k. You worked hard to get where you are - which job would you take?<br /><br />Yeah yeah government mandates are based upon public good - but their INTENT is not the question on either side. The problem is they simply don't perform. Okay seriousness over, national policy is not decided on YTMND so it's pointless to delve into this here.

I would want a YTMND shirt too. Like fourest said, people submitted some really cool designs.

we still miss you pde. you never make moon man sites anymore...don't you want to at least piss off gr33nscr33n?

 (0.00)

i bet rocky doesn't want you to avoid spilling spaghetti sauce

 (0.00)

yeah, if someone blew up one of my relatives, I would want that fucker dead

 (5.00)

this bitch ....... i fuckign want to blow heraway.

 (5.00)

I'm in love. I want to marry her.

 (3.00)

I've been around YTMND since 2005 and seen Max change it tons of times. At first it's always annoying but after a week or so I get used to it. If you want to petition Macks to do something, try asking him to IP ban temporaryarm and bring back the RANDOMTMND generator.

 (5.00)

who wants me to open it? *giant unspeakable hellmouth opens in ground with an infernal roar* you want me to open it? *hellmouth vomits forth an army of demons*

 (5.00)

WANT

 (1.00)

heh, throw all the money away on idiot sites that you want, doesn't justify your stupid opinion any more.

 (0.00)

"5. The burden of proof is on you. When you have a wacky theory that you want everybody to believe, you have to provide the evidence. <br />"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." -Sagan. "<br />So how about you prove that some guy in a cave in Afghanistan orchestrated it? By the way, the FBI's official website doesn't list 9/11 as one of Osama bin Laden's crimes... When asked why, they said they don't have sufficient evidence to blame him for it.<br /><br />Now, could you possibly address issue raised in this YTMND? No, because there's no way to get around it, but you won't admit because you're a liar.

 (5.00)

see this is all i want out of moon man sites.. just take moon mans head and put it on something..

i wonder what ytmnds of mine will be on this DVD... probably all of them. BTW, i want a share of the "profits"

 (5.00)

if you didnt want to be racist you shouldnt have used the "n" word

 (1.00)

I wanted the HL1