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rudy is officially a f*ck-up candidate. There's no way he'll win the Republican nomination. He blows off all the important caucuses/primaries thinking he'll scoop up the big ones, something that has yet to occur in modern history :-/

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Oh my god, thats just f*cking funny. Klaus Nomi is bullsh*t. I love how he spends a great deal amount of time explaining YTMND, complaining about how theres nothing redeeming about Klaus Nomi while people are still utterly confused by all he's saying, and swiftly passing right onto Traffic. Awesome find. F*ck you Klaus Nomi, F*GGOT!

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Not necessarily. Coca Cola has been around forever, and you can buy cheap knockoff soda anyplace. Even nowadays, you can buy all kinds of cheap(er) generic drugs. The only reason why the effect is not amplified with the drug industry is due to the extensive patents that seem to last for an eternity, not to mention the FDA, which takes like twice that long to approve a new drug. Factoring these in, it becomes easier to understand why drugs are expensive as they are and that there are fewer competitors.

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Well, see, fact of the matter is, Facism was never meant to be spread, it was Mussolini's unique idea that he used to save his country from communists and anarchists. So, by conservative definitions, there was only one Fascist country: Fascist Italy. Other people simply copied him, not usually 100% fully, and used it to enforce slightly different things, but as a rule they were all barriers against communism and it's not like Marxism in the sense it was meant to be a worldwide revolutionary idea.

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Ron Paul is good fun. All his madcap rants are quality entertainment. There isn't a single candidate on the ballot on either side that's worth a f*ck. I might as well be entertained while the nation goes to sh*t.

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make another one where someone is hiding someone else's eyes, there's a game host with his one of his arms outstretched and another in a mic, and 25 pandas all around them.

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Demonizing comes from both ends, but I'm obviously more inclined to forgive it from the people I think are researched and right, who have genuine reason to be frustrated. Do I think the 'solutions' are draconian? Well, maybe. We're so far along that everything does seem pretty damned drastic. Ultimately I think I respect the "I dont care, f*ck the future" rebuttal more than the "lalalalala this is not happening lalalala" wilfully ignorant. I'm not saying they're ALL that way, but theres many.

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To be a politician, one just HAS to have a bad guy to blame. For the Sharptons and the Jacksons, it is the white people. It is Don Imus. It is some wealthy lacrosse players. It is some white kids down south. Whatever. There needs to be a villain to get people all riled up about. These alleged helpers are really parasites.

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all i know is they have some awesome ska bands on that show (the creators are a couple of guys from the aquabats), and there's also biz markie. if i had kids, they'd watch this show.

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All those games are for consoles! Consoles are expensive. Except for Warcraft, but mmo's are for prats; there is no end to it! Yet they shell out money for it! By the way, if you think 9/11 the game was fun, wait 'till you try the real thing! (I do not condone nor endorse the previous sentence. It was purely made for comical reference and does not in any way involve terrorists. It was done by the government, after all.)

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to all the people above... our situation surrounding inflation is the best it has ever been. The Fed is doing great keeping the inflation rate at a managable level so that there is less unanticipated inflation and investors can feel safe putting their money into stocks and bank accounts. What we need to worry about now is the budget deficit... the US is going bankrupt.

One thing I agree with in the todo list is all the porn issues. WAY to much 'lawl luk at my pr0n' out there. Nudity is ok if it's comical or is part of the joke but just strait porn needs to be deleted. This isn't a porn site.

The "Original Creator" thing is nice, but would people use it inappropriately? I mean, we all know there are people who will make a site and for image and sound origins write "you suck" and "big balls," so what's saying they won't do that and say it's their own pic/music? Plus, you can give yourself credit for either, as some people do.

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I am the terror that flaps in the night -Darkwing Duck I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best that ever will be -Bret Hart I am the prince of all Sayins -Vegita

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Owning a mac gets you laid? Kaizen is proof that there are people stupid enough out there to gobble up all the idiotic stereotypes that Apple wants you to believe about Macs and PCs. Kaizen, why don't you show your girlfriend the 12-year-old rant that you just posted, she'll probably find it hot.

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And PC users are f*ggot pox faced virgins who spend hours making YTMNDs and playing Portal. I have a Mac because I can easily afford one, I've had sex with a woman, and will have sex with a women in the future, I have a social life, and live in a city better than yours. I like knowing that I'm above all of you nerds, and I like knowing my Mac is better than your PC, because if that wasn't true, there wouldn't be a few hundred YTMNDs trying to plead with everyone who will listen that PCs are better.

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Almost ALL of my remixes are made by myself, *ssh*le. The few that aren't, and there is literally only two of them, have been edited and further remixed by myself, adding instrumentals, bass, or whatever the f*ck the remix needed with the original artist's permission. I think you just have issues with the fact that someone else's remixes are actually getting attention.

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Almost ALL of my remixes are made by myself, *ssh*le. The few that aren't, and there is literally only two of them, have been edited and further remixed by myself, adding instrumentals, bass, or whatever the f*ck the remix needed. I think you just have issues with the fact that someone else's remixes are actually getting attention.

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amazing how this sh*t is all there is on the front page anymore

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There is really nothing wrong with this ytmnd. At all.

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yeah you're totally right there, no one comments on my sites anymore... look Poncho, I know it must be difficult for you these days, what with all the sad times comments and poopy lips you've been leaving around lately. Whatever it is that's got you down lil fella, don't give up and keep that chin up. Because nobody likes a whinny *ssh*le.

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I got approval from the creator of the best MARV sites out there! Awesome. Freemarvreport.com is one of my all time favorite YTMND's ever.

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This was an orgy. I'm making a note here: HUGE SAUSAGE. It's hard to overstate your huge erection. Orgasm Science We screw who we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Who love to give lots of head, But there's no sense crying over every butt-rape. You just keep on screwing till your *ssh*le's agape. And the sexing gets done. And you shoot all your cum. For the people who are still erect. I'm so f*cking horny. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you threw me down. And raped me. My *ss is torn into pieces. And every piece feels like it's on fire But I didn't care because, I knew it felt good for you. Now these drops of semen make a beautiful line. And you're out of semen. You released it on time. So I'm GLaD. I got f*cked Think of all the things I sucked for the people who are still erect. Go ahead and bang me. I think I prefer it in my eye. Maybe you'll find somewhere else to stick it. Maybe my earhole THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this c*ck is gr

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Oh. Well. Thank you very much. Very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right... The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern, Chapter 1. Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

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lol even though i know this video is wrong, there is already a perfect detailed explaination in my mind to how the universe starated without a god and evolved to what it is today. besides that and you are religious, what are you religious about since all the religions out there are completely retarded and make zero sense the most smartest religion out there would be one that says god created the big bang and then he went to sleep, thats about it really, if your religion is like that then good.

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There is no God. All men are secretly gay and want plastic surgery. Animals should eat people. HILLARY in '08!!

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LOL, government having nothing to do trying to find ways to boss people around. LOL, all pictures of facebook and myspace=30k fine. Now theres a line between whats ok and child porn, thats true, but overkill is not the solution.

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the banking and war industries use the government to control the people. religion is just one of the politicians' tools to distract people from realizing how little say we actually have. and anyone who thinks there is anything at all christian about our government, including its elected officials, understands nothing at all about christ or christianity. now back to your regularly scheduled funny.

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Breen was in City 19 with his guards and Sivil Protection team. But then their secret headcrap tests was failed, and headcraps infected whole city. Breen tried escape from there with train, but train broke down. Now some engineers is repairing it and they are ready soon to leave. You are one of the city 19 last survivors and competitor of Combine Forces. You need to kill all Combines and Breen. Then survivors can be peace in city 19 again. Good Luck! Try survive with one life!

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If you could find a good way to work in that the song is actually called Jambi and that theres a line "if I could I'd wish it all away" then it would be a 5. That's a lot of stuff to try and get in though. But I do like how he magically materializes as if from nowhere.