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crazy old moon man

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I live by Advice PSA Guy's teachings. Not too long ago, my old man, his buddies and I were drinking. We all had our beers, except for one of my dad's buddies - he was drinking light beer. And so I followed Advice PSA Guy's advice.

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Thelma & Louise 2011.<br /><br />Also, sometimes, when I go to the park, I find an old man on a sparkling blue scooter. He sits for a few minutes next to a religious statue, then he goes away, slowly. He doesn't seem that happy and independent...

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This site is good but it takes up too many internets for what its worth. in this post-george bush world of ours we need to be mindful of how much the housing market affects the series of tubes that bring porn into the homes of every man woman and child. one day the mcrib will come again and we can rejoice and be glad, but until then we all need to do our part to bring pollution down to zero. without even realizing it we could all end up in south korea eating a tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. <br /><br />Just once you should think to yourself: in concordance with the hyperbole of the old man river, why didnt dr martin luther king jr ever play donkey kong with gary busy during 88mph? if the answer to this question is "yes" then mc hammer will com again to judge a wet t-shirt contest. else if regis philbin has clamidia only on tuesday will the sparrow convulse to the beat of a dead horse. endif<br /><br />Also I hypothesis that this site is actually John Travolta in disguise.

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An extremely wealthy Saudi man died of old age surrounded by opulence and care. Victory!

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You are a child in a 48 year old man's body, gr33nscr33n. I'm sooo sorry <3

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sorry, licking andy roonies asshole* is like licking a blood blister.<br /><br />licking andy roony's ass (just is old butt cheeks) is just plain fun. it's like licking an old man's wrinkly ass cheeks <3

Uncircumcised, sorry I mean DonaldTrump account 2 days old.<br /><br />Hows that selective memory of yours? Not too good I see. You seem to have forgot about making the alt Asset yourself and then upvoting it with alts. Lets not also forget you asked johnny lurg (gabe marx) to run the bot script on the site. <br /><br />As for viralfreedom Ive made it clear numerous times it's my old account. I recently gave that account to my sister. She can do with it as she likes.<br /><br />Uncircumcised as I've said before, if you have such a big man crush on me, Why not just come out of the closet and be true to yourself, don't pull a Tom Cruise and hide behind your Church of Alter Egos. <br /><br />Truth is a wonderful thing when you're not a lieing sack of shit like you and the moonman crew.

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Miller draft is a(n old) man's Drink. you of all ytmnd users, are the most likely to be drinking it right now.

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I'M AN OLD MAN....I'M CONFUSED

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Early summer 1997 near Redwater Alberta Canada hwy 38 south around 5:30 in the morning my mother was driving me to work I was only 16 years old and I had the opening shift I was home schooled and worked every day in the city of Fort Saskatc...hewan, this early morning we came upon to large animals laying in the middle of the highway which was normal we often saw bears and coyotes laying on the warm asphalt, my mother honked the horn to make them get off the road one of these animals sprang on to 2 feet and ran like a man into the woods the other one seems more confused and it ran on 4 legs right down the center line I leaned over and looked at the gauge we were traveling at around 50 km per hour then it stood on 2 legs then went off the west the same way as the other one, my mother started to be frightened I was only excited I opened the door to jump out of our van and chase after them but we were still moving around 45-50 km per hour and my mother grabbed my coat and stopped me. Later that day my father and I went to the spot and could find no trace of them but we found nothing the ground was still too hard to find any tracks, my mother says they were bears and will not talk about it anymore.

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we had a guy come into my resturaunt location who looked just like the old man from up

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i bet this site's awesome. i can't watch it right now because my internet provider stopped accepting food stamps and i can only make comments at the library (they accept coupon inserts for free magazine subscriptions). for six months of dog fancy i get 12 hours of internet. a current sports illustrated swimsuit issue gets me a private after-hours session where the head librarian stays late with me. for a stack of old good housekeepings i have to sit on the lap of a blind man using the reading machine for the visually impaired, while trying to browse the web on someone else's machine, who is usually playing farmville or solitaire, or needs to ask the librarian for help using google. one time i brought in this missouri conservationist and they LAUGHED at me! the conservationist said something like "i missed filming pond scum for [i]this[/i]?" or something like that and walked off. but i threw out all their oprah magazines and they let me stay online for the rest of the day.

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The joke (funny part): this clip was taken from the "unrated and extended" version of the Battlestar Galactica TV movie "Razor." This scene is a flashback where the elderly Admiral Bill Adama (Edward James Olmos) has a flashback to a plot-relevant battle from his youth. The young Adama can be seen here in the cockpit (lol, jk "cockpit," but yeah, no jk actually) and the voice of his commanding officer is clearly the actor Jamie Bramber, who throughout the series plays Lee Adama, Admiral Adama's son. Because this is the "unrated" version, I guess they thought it was a good idea to make young Bill Adama not only say "cocksucker," but to have the actor make his voice sound like 40 years of cigarette smoke like old man Olmos.<br /><br />This is the series' second poor choice regarding young Bill Adama flashbacks. In the few other young Adama flashbacks, all featured in their own episode, they chose to have Olmos play his own young self. He has a mustache and his hair was a little bit longer.

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imagine your moms anus. it is old and gnarled and glazed with a fresh 'not so well wiped poo'. ......... see, i made you think about your moms anus....didn't i? now imagine felching the chunky, brown, old mom jizz your dad skeeted in your moms anus...imagine thats what you are doing now....wow...you are the man now ...

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What's the point of these sites? Do agree with him or do you think his old man ramblings are funny?

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okay, I'll give you that, it is obviously not a black man, a teeny bopper girl, an 80 year old woman, someone under the age of 10, yeah, so not just anyone

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Ah, the old days, right before the Jews took over the world and stole the Aryan man's birthright.

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old. come on man, you know how many times i have heard that lame comeback?

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Darth Pilate: Your Powers are weak old man<br />Obi-Wan-Christnobi: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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fat old man cock and dead niggers. What NEDM was always about.

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Oh man, I love that YTMND is starting to get some good old classical funny sites like this back. Its ben too long.

old man has nothing better to do. and clearly didn't get the joke. go back to wherever you went for a week and don't come back. k thanks

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Looking back on this, I see that I kind of misinterpreted what this was supposed to be. He's supposed to be dancing, I guess, but the shooting still spoils the illusion.<br /><br />However, looking back on this, I can also read it another way--that in order to put out the fire, somebody shoots the "old man" such that he falls on top of the flames.<br /><br />I'm reading [i]way[/i] too much into this, aren't I?

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That would be an improvement. With titles like "Moon Man empties the contents of your balls on your mom" and an old McDonald's icon saying KKK KKK KKK over and over again is miles above syncing some stupid as shot from Big Trouble in Little China with Maniac.

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Man, ytmnd is old and he's holding his HUGE wood >_<<br /><br />Sean is infinite. Sean is god.

I don't think farkle started out making moon man sites. That makes it seem like he was an independent user to me.<br /><br />Also I talked to him on MSN once or twice and he kinda seemed like a 10 year old kid that would be grounded if his parents saw what he did on the internet.

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I'm not sure what this comment says. Do many accuse you of having a uterus? Is this a veiled and vague feminist critique? <br /><br />After living through miscarriages and currently having a pregnant wife, this site was me spending five minutes playing with some concerns I have at the moment. You may not have enjoyed it, and you can 1 it all day of course and never hear a complaint from me. I just wanted to clarify the subject matter:<br /><br />Apart from paying small homage to what I have long found to be the most emotionally effective and affective 5 mins of film history, I was allewding (to and for myself anyway) to the old Taoist story about the farmer whose son finds a horse. The farmer's neighbor comes over and says what a great find this wild mare is, to which the farmer says, Perhaps. The next day the son breaks his leg while trying to break in the horse, and the neighbor expresses his condolences that his son will be unable to help with the year's harvest - to which the farmer says, Perhaps. Later, the emperor comes by and conscripts every able-bodied man to fight in his bloody conquests, but the son with his broken leg is thus spared an almost certain death. The neighbor congratulates the farmer, to which the farmer replies, of course, Perhaps. <br /><br />This is a story that has no ending.

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Are you a 13 year old girl or a gay man?

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You get 5s because old school HBO can do that to a man.