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ha, ok. as usual, you call upon the weakest and vaguest trophy facts to back up this asinine notion that you are intelligent (like a doctor or a lawyer, or some other glorified persona you have compared yourself to). it's like if i defended an argument by saying [i]my beautiful wife loves me, so there[/i]. recently, you even backed up your opinion by telling all of us that you have been to at least one "board meeting" regarding the subject you were gassing about.<br /><br />so what college did you go to? what is that supposed to mean? considering today's joke of an academic system we're dealing with, some bachelors degree from some little liberal arts school is pretty much a pussy pass into a crap, dead end job but ooohh eeeee wait the company has a office i get to wear a tie! and what does a paycheck have to do with how well you grasp these concepts you routinely shit upon?<br /><br />[i]a statement you have made[/i]<br />[i]asian kids have the best parents[/i]

your sites are simple and stupid. we all know you were being facetious with the comment about yourself and your sites, but the sad fact is that you most likely believe that to be true. because anyone can make a picture or a little animation or anything and sit back and admire it. that reaction, that satisfaction is what drives people to create in the first place. but you haven't gotten past level 1 or 2 of "make something > learn >advance." it's like a child who has made a finger painting, believing it to be the best finger painting ever made. because they are a child, the next finger painting they create will generate the same affection. so on and so forth.<br /><br />your sites almost exclusively consist of your babyish-character avatars headpasted into personal nostalgia content. randomly. they are simply glorified nods to your friends. also sprinkled in are racism and uninformed political commentary that amounts to "sudden headpaste/TTS and/or text > no relevance/conclusion." because that's your whole thing. references that only your friends understand and random hatred. Random is the key word here. i forgot to mention your cookiecutter Lurgian characters like Mr. Krabs or whatever the hell you like to reference. Sun Man. there's one. most people here have learned that ytmnd users don't want to see Sun Man or Mr. Krabs. those characters are not interesting. not funny. then you go on to gang up and downvote other peoples sites, often with additional alternate accounts.<br /><br />what it really just amounts to is endless cries for attention that demand recognition (in the form of high ratings) without having to put in any work or think outside your own tiny, tiny box.

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1. The word you are looking for is "ethnicity."<br />2. No.<br />3. Yeah, those are some truly groundbreaking sites y'all make for shitty radio stations. You do some cutting edge work there, boy. Real innovation. I mean, where would the world be if someone didn't figure out how to spread the shittiest music on the radio all over the internet?

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Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley both cried out against the injustice of her implied doubt, and were both protesting that they knew many women who answered this description, when Mr. Hurst called them to order, with bitter complaints of their inattention to what was going forward. As all conversation was thereby at an end, Elizabeth soon afterwards left the room.<br /><br /> "Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley, when the door was closed on her, "is one of those young ladies who seek to recommend themselves to the other sex by undervaluing their own; and with many men, I dare say, it succeeds. But, in my opinion, it is a paltry device, a very mean art."<br /><br /> "Undoubtedly," replied Darcy, to whom this remark was chiefly addressed, "there is meanness in all the arts which ladies sometimes condescend to employ for captivation. Whatever bears affinity to cunning is despicable."

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"But I would really advise you to make your purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model. There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire."<br /><br /> "With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell it."<br /><br /> "I am talking of possibilities, Charles."<br /><br /> "Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get Pemberley by purchase than by imitation."<br /><br /> Elizabeth was so much caught by what passed as to leave her very little attention for her book; and soon laying it wholly aside, she drew near the card-table, and stationed herself between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister, to observe the game.<br /><br /> "Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?" said Miss Bingley; "will she be as tall as I am?"<br /><br /> "I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or rather taller."<br /><br /> "How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners! and so extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the pianoforte is exquisite."<br /><br /> "It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."<br /><br /> "All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you mean?"<br /><br /> "Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover screens, and net purses. I scarcely know any one who cannot do all this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being informed that she was very accomplished."

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"I have an excessive regard for Jane Bennet; she is really a very sweet girl, and I wish with all my heart she were well settled. But with such a father and mother, and such low connections, I am afraid there is no chance of it."<br /><br /> "I think I have heard you say that their uncle is an attorney in Meryton."<br /><br /> "Yes; and they have another, who lives somewhere near Cheapside."<br /><br /> "That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed heartily.<br /><br /> "If they had uncles enough to fill all Cheapside," cried Bingley, "it would not make them one jot less agreeable."<br /><br /> "But it must very materially lessen their chance of marrying men of any consideration in the world," replied Darcy.<br /><br /> To this speech Bingley made no answer; but his sisters gave it their hearty assent, and indulged their mirth for some time at the expense of their dear friend's vulgar relations.<br /><br /> With a renewal of tenderness, however, they repaired to her room on leaving the dining-parlour, and sat with her till summoned to coffee. She was still very poorly, and Elizabeth would not quit her at all, till late in the evening, when she had the comfort of seeing her asleep, and when it appeared to her rather right than pleasant that she should go down stairs herself. On entering the drawing-room she found the whole party at loo, and was immediately invited to join them; but suspecting them to be playing high, she declined it, and making her sister the excuse, said she would amuse herself for the short time she could stay below, with a book. Mr. Hurst looked at her with astonishment.<br /><br /> "Do you prefer reading to cards?" said he; "that is rather singular."

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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."

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"Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton; and the Hursts have no horses to theirs."<br /><br /> "I had much rather go in the coach."<br /><br /> "But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. They are wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennett, are not they?"<br /><br /> "They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them."<br /><br /> "But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's purpose will be answered."<br /><br /> She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that the horses were engaged: Jane was therefore obliged to go on horseback, and her mother attended her to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered: Jane had not been gone long before it rained hard. Her sisters were uneasy for her, but her mother was delighted. The rain continued the whole evening without intermission: Jane certainly could not come back.<br /><br /> "This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet more than once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own. Till the next morning, however, she was not aware of all the felicity of her contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when a servant from Netherfield brought the following note for Elizabeth --<br /> "My dearest Lizzy, -- I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind friends will not hear of my returning home till I am better. They insist also on my seeing Mr. Jones -- therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been to me -- and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the matter with me. -- Yours, etc."

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Mary had neither genius nor taste; and though vanity had given her application, it had given her likewise a pedantic air and conceited manner, which would have injured a higher degree of excellence than she had reached. Elizabeth, easy and unaffected, had been listened to with much more pleasure, though not playing half so well; and Mary, at the end of a long concerto, was glad to purchase praise and gratitude by Scotch and Irish airs, at the request of her younger sisters, who, with some of the Lucases, and two or three officers, joined eagerly in dancing at one end of the room.<br /><br /> Mr. Darcy stood near them in silent indignation at such a mode of passing the evening, to the exclusion of all conversation, and was too much engrossed by his own thoughts to perceive that Sir William Lucas was his neighbour, till Sir William thus began --<br /><br /> "What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy! There is nothing like dancing after all. I consider it as one of the first refinements of polished societies."<br /><br /> "Certainly, sir; and it has the advantage also of being in vogue amongst the less polished societies of the world. Every savage can dance."<br /><br /> Sir William only smiled. "Your friend performs delightfully," he continued after a pause, on seeing Bingley join the group; "and I doubt not that you are an adept in the science yourself, Mr. Darcy."<br /><br /> "You saw me dance at Meryton, I believe, sir."<br /><br /> "Yes, indeed, and received no inconsiderable pleasure from the sight. Do you often dance at St. James's?"<br /><br /> "Never, sir."<br /><br /> "Do you not think it would be a proper compliment to the place?"<br /><br /> "It is a compliment which I never pay to any place if I can avoid it."<br /><br /> "You have a house in town, I conclude?"

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but it is hilarious lax deleted the site. like who gives a shit. there's so many garbage ytmnds the just transfer though already so it's not like he's the final boss. Maybe is was smoking spice and got paranoid. who knows who cares but anyways <br /><br /><br />but anywai lax you should really consider stopping ear rape in all your sites. seriously. it truly is anti-social behavior. Let's say a user doesn't click up and coming and has their volume set at a regular volume level. And just happens to have 2 newborns in the room next door sleeping who aren't normally waken up by average volume levels. In a way your ear rape sites rank up with certain malware that is made by someone who just wants to fuck with people, not realizing the implications of doing so. just sayin

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She mentioned this to her friend Miss Lucas.<br />"It may perhaps be pleasant," replied Charlotte, "to be<br />able to impose on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be so very guarded. If a woman<br />conceals her affection with the same skill from the object<br />of it, she may lose the opportunity of fixing him; and it<br />will then be but poor consolation to believe the world<br />equally in the dark. There is so much of gratitude or vanity<br />in almost every attachment, that it is not safe to leave any<br />to itself. We can all begin freely -- a slight preference is natural<br />enough; but there are very few of us who have heart enough<br />to be really in love without encouragement. In nine cases<br />out of ten, a woman had better shew more affection than<br />she feels. Bingley likes your sister undoubtedly; but he<br />may never do more than like her, if she does not help<br />him on.<br />"But she does help him on, as much as her nature will allow.<br />If I can perceive her regard for him, he must be a simpleton<br />indeed not to discover it too."<br />"Remember, Eliza, that he does not know Jane's disposition<br />as you do."<br />"But if a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavour<br />to conceal it, he must find it out."<br />"Perhaps he must, if he sees enough of her. But though<br />Bingley and Jane meet tolerably often, it is never for many<br />hours together; and as they always see each other in large<br />mixed parties, it is impossible that every moment should be<br />employed in conversing together. Jane should therefore make<br />the most of every half hour in which she can command his<br />attention. When she is secure of him, there will be leisure for<br />falling in love as much as she chuses."

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"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the<br />solidity of her reflections, "is a very common failing I believe.<br />By all that I have ever read," I am convinced that it is very<br />common indeed, that human nature is particularly prone to<br />it, and that there are very few ofus who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some quality or other,<br />real or imaginary. Vanity and pride' are different things,<br />though the words are often used synonimously. A person may<br />be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion<br />ofourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."<br />"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas who<br />came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was.<br />I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine<br />every day."<br />"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought,"<br />said Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it I should take<br />away your bottle directly."<br />The boy protested that she should not; she continued to<br />declare that she would, and the argument ended only with<br />the visit.

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"Yes; -- but he seemed to like his second better."<br />"Oh! -- you mean Jane, I suppose -- because he danced with<br />her twice. To be sure that did seem as if he admired her --<br />indeed I rather believe he did -- I heard something about it --<br />but I hardly know what -- something about Mr. Robinson."<br />"Perhaps you mean what I overheard between him and<br />Mr. Robinson; did not I mention it to you? Mr. Robinson's<br />asking him how he liked our Meryton assemblies, and whether<br />he did not think there were a great many pretty women in the<br />room, and which he thought the prettiest? and his answering<br />immediately to the last question -- Oh! the eldest Miss Bennet<br />beyond a doubt, there cannot be two opinions on that point."<br />"Upon my word! -- Well, that was very decided indeed --<br />that does seem as if -- but however, it may all come to<br />nothing you know."<br />"My overhearings were more to the purpose than yours,<br />Eliza," said Charlotte. "Mr. Darcy is not so well worth <br />listening to as his friend, is he? -- Poor Eliza! -- to be only just<br />toterable."<br />"I beg you would not put it into Lizzy's head to be vexed<br />by his ill-treatment; for he is such a disagreeable man that it<br />would be quite a misfortune to be liked by him. Mrs. Long<br />told me last night that he sat close to her for half an hour <br />without once opening his lips."<br />"Are you quite sure, Ma'am? -- is not there a little mistake?"<br />said Jane. -- "I certainly saw Mr. Darcy speaking to her."<br />"Aye -- because she asked him at last how he liked Netherfield, <br />and he could not help answering her; -- but she said he<br />seemed very angry at being spoke to."<br />"Miss Bingley told me," said Jane, "that he never speaks<br />much unless among his intimate acquaintance.

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"Oh! my dear," continued Mrs. Bennet, "I am quite<br />delighted with him. He is so excessively handsome! and his<br />sisters are charming women. I never in my life saw any<br />thing more elegant than their dresses. I dare say the lace<br />upon Mrs. Hurst's gown -- "<br />Here she was interrupted again. Mr. Bennet protested<br />against any description of finery. She was therefore obliged<br />to seek another branch of the subject, and related, with much<br />bitterness of spirit and some exaggeration, the shocking <br />rudeness of Mr. Darcy.<br />"But I can assure you," she added, "that Lizzy does not<br /> lose much by not suiting his fancy; for he is a most <br /> disagreeable, horrid man, not at all worth pleasing. So high<br />and so conceited that there was no enduring him! He walked<br />here, and he walked there, fancying himself so very great!<br />Not handsome enough to dance with! I wish you had been<br />there, my dear, to have given him one of your set downs.<br />I quite detest the man."

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"To-morrow fortnight."<br />"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long<br />does not come back till the day before; so, it will be<br />impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know<br />him herself."<br />"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend,<br />and introduce Mr. Bingley to her."<br />"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not<br />acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"<br />"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance<br />is certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is<br />by the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody<br />else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand<br />their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, <br />if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."<br />The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,<br />"Nonsense, nonsense!"<br />"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?"<br />cried he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the<br />stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree<br />with you there. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady<br />of deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make<br />extracts."<br />Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew<br />not how.<br />"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us<br />return to Mr. Bingley."<br />"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.<br />"I am sorry to hear that; but why did not you tell me so<br />before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly<br />would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I<br />have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance<br />now."<br />The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished;<br />that of Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though<br />when the first tumult of joy was over, she began to declare<br />that it was what she had expected all the while.<br />"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I<br />knew I should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved<br />our girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well,<br />how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you<br />should have gone this mo

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You're correct, but there is actually something to the fluoride stuff.<br />It's not directly toxic, it just replaces iodine and prevents iodine from being used in the body, which can easily lead to hypothyroidism and all other kinds of problems. Actually, all the halogens do this to some extent, fluoride being the worst offender, then chlorine and then bromine.

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[i]"What a fucking hypocrite you are, condemning and correcting me while letting the extremes of a religion represent it ad a whole."<br />[/i]<br /><br />It's not hypocritical, it is addressing reality. The only hypocrisy is in looking at the clear evidence around the world.<br /><br />"There are friends of my family that are Islamic, and they are some of the most peaceful, respectable people I know. Not to mention one of their brothers works for Raytheon, developing guidance systems for US missiles."<br /><br />That's nice. I am sure there are also black people who listen to country music.<br /><br />[i]"But getting back to the obvious point, you're letting extremes speak for the majority. "[/i]<br /><br />Bullshit! These trends happen in every country where there is a large muslim population, all across the middle east. Right now, in places like Egypt and Lebanon, the muslims are burning down Coptic Christian churches and killing their members. They also have perpetual wars all around Africa.<br /><br />It has even gotten to the point where large numbers of muslims are bullying their way in Europe. So many of them are demanding sharia law in England and Holland.

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we know, but this is ytmnd. sa place where we don't need to be correct every fucking minute of the world, and where we dont even need to capitolize our spelling or even add apostrophies to all the right words. listen, jerk, i come here to relax and read jokes and apparently you come here to dick off and fuck around. well, i don't sir or madamee. how are you going to 1 a site ytmnd like this and then sit there and make a comment about what is proper? guess what? the image itself is not "standard quality." does that grind your piss and make your brain boil? why didn't you comment on that?

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Devil Derrick, as someone who has creeped ytmnd for about 2 years before creating an account, i feel i must bring your attention to a certain [i]factor[/i] this site provides that you seem to be neglecting. <br /><br />Niche and inside jokes are what make this website extremely appealing. <br /><br /> 2 years ago a friend sent me a link to the dramatic reading of the breakup letter. I thought it was hilarious. Then i found myself navigating to the homepage of ytmnd and looking around. [u][i]I had no idea what was going on[/i][/u]. I tried to search "dramatic" to find the site i had seen, and then i stumbled upon a fad of using dramatic ass music like "ghost love score" with looped gifs or ridiculous pictures in the foreground. I started to see what this place was about, sort of. The site with batman carrying the classic villain bomb, running through a crowded area, is also hilarious. <br /><br />And so, i found myself navigating the website, clicking on titles i might identify with, or understand in the slightest bit. Some sites are annoying as fuck, some shit i just dont understand at all, and some other stuff is just plain stupid. However, I constantly found myself intrigued by sites that were clearly an inside joke of some sort.<br /><br />keep in mind that every single fad site is, indeed, an inside joke that most "outsiders" wouldn't understand. (and i wont even mention the enjoyment of realizing that fads were even a thing). Unless a site can stand up on its own, despite whatever fad it is a part of, an outsider would have no idea what it was and would likely exit the window thinking "dafuq was tht?"<br /><br />My point is, this site [i]is[/i] just one big inside joke. There are so many different things going on, all at once. Not only that, but there are different layers of upon layers of niche to dive into. Im just starting to realize the politics involved in voting. jesus christ.

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Regarding reddit, there is a difference between liking a website/organization/company and liking the owners.<br /><br />Meaning that just because one posts on reddit or joined reddit does not mean anything about the poster. I don't think some 17 year old says [i]"Hey, the Koch brothers are cool! I'm gonna join reddit!"[/i]<br /><br />If that were true, then everyone who likes Marvel Comics would also be Disney lovers. That is because Disney bought out Marvel. Now, I am sure that there are people who both like Spiderman AND Mickey Mouse. But that does not mean that everyone who likes Spiderman will [b]always[/b] like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.<br /><br />I don't frequent reddit much, but I am still sure that people of all political persuasions use that site. So it therefore does not make sense to assume that the users there are necessarily Koch brother lovers. I am sure there might be some. But that is a big difference from [b]all[/b] or even [i]most[/i].<br /><br />I am quoting you here: "[i](Btw, not sure how people are expected to follow the Good Doctor based on the principles of Liberty: freedom from control, interference, obligation, restriction, hampering conditions, [b]when he strongly believes the state should have control of women's bodies[/b]. But I'm not surprised you can pull that off with remarkable ease.)[/i]"<br /><br />No. He does not in fact say that the state should control women's bodies. You make it sound like he wants to cage them up their entire lives like serial kidnappers. He clearly favored legality of birth control pills, morning after pills and even individual states allowing abortion. He adamantly opposed federal outlawing of abortion. Not the same as me, but also light years from the religious right.<br /><br />Also, I was quickly skimming your original nsfwcorp.com link. I think I am starting to see some problems emerging and some alarms are going off. I will get back to you when I read it fully.

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but Reason Magazine was founded back in 1968. It reached prominence long before most of Ron Paul's fans were born.<br /><br />It too often was dismissive of Paul. I don't know what your point is.<br /><br />Finally, the image you showed me shows me know connection to either Reason Magazine or the Cato Institute. I don't understand the purpose of it.<br /><br />The Cato article you showed me was essentially what conservatives and republicans often said about Dr. Paul. [i]Look, Dr. Paul has some nice ideas here and there, but he wants the terrorists and Iran to win, so we are all going to diiiieeeeee![/i] They then say, therefore, we should endorse [i](INSERT NAME OF MAINSTREAM REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE X, Y or Z)[/i]<br /><br />I mean, it was basically what someone like Rush Limbaugh could have wrote if he was able to use educated type language. Not sure I understand what I am missing here.

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what i never seemed to understand is when you say they shove LotR chess set up their anal cavity, are the pieces in the box they shove up there? or do they like take all the pieces out and then insert them?<br /><br />another thing i don't get is how do they get them out? do they just poop them out? do they go to the er and have a physician remove them? <br /><br /><br />sry g/s i just am having a hard time understanding your logic. you seem adamant they do this. and i just would like some clarification.

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I think there is a good chance the universe was made by a sentient entity, so therefore the Catholic variation of Christianity is therefore correct, nevermind that there have been Tens of thousands of religions in world history, all of whom have their own ideas of what made the universe. The fact that I think Catholicism is valid and that my parents raised me to be Catholic are just a coincidence.

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yeah sorry dude its over but if you had cum in just a little earlier get it cum lol semen joke anyway cum in just a little bit earlier you might have made the deadline i know there wasn't a deadline at least i didn't say there was a deadline i mean i should know but regarding or considering or at least noticing with intent of paying attention to the previous winning entries or entry and the sheer amount of 3-day periods between now and the uploading of the site i cannot allow your entry to be considered awe what the hell i'll send it to the ytmnd title development center and see what we can do nine times out of ten they can salvage parts and end up using it as meta data somewhere or if you're lucky a domain although yours is kinda long so you might want to turn it into a book lol but seriously by entering it into the contest you transfer ownership of copyright to max but since he won't be reading this to me but lets face it there really isn't a whole book there so lets workshop a new title of course we need a new site to go with it i'm thinking a clip from ally mcbeal that seems to be going somewhere and just when a climax is about to happen you cut to an over used raymond gif shit no that would be retarded it would be funnier if you have ms paint ninja turtles sitting at a pizza parlour talking about last nights episode of ally mcbeal and then splinter walks in and says he saw ally mcbeal on the direct tv history and he cockslaps donatello and doesn't let them leave until they've watched all 1,111 episodes of supermarket sweep meanwhile the foot clan is wilding outside the window and a sweaty italian guy keeps farting across the room

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No, mDS, it's an example of half-hearted trolling while bored and not being able to fall asleep after a late evening class on media ecology. An example of cognitive dissonance is you trying so desperately and sincerely to have an informed, rational, and articulate debate about ethics and principles with a guy who literally believes that any sexual practice outside of sex for procreation, gay or straight or otherwise, is a mortal sin, that angels exist and are involved in our daily lives, that there is a secret cabal of lizard people influencing all world governance, and that 9/11 was the direct result of a covert operation by the American government in conjunction with "the Jews." Call me a troll all you want but the degree to which you troll yourself on a regular basis here is astounding--but also hilarious, so keep up the great work, you bongwater-soaked Muppet.

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I have struggled with this issue. I am sympathetic to both sides of the debate. I don't encourage unprotected sex, or having kids while being unable to afford raising them. I think encouraging people to eliminate those would help reduce incidents of abortion. Problem is that a lot of women who hastily decide to have kids were not really raised properly. Or maybe they don't have access to the pill or other contraceptive devices.<br /><br />I think abortion and poorly thought out pregnancy should both be discouraged. I think if the woman decides she no longer wants to have a child, all possible alternatives should be exhausted first, like giving the child to adoptive parents.<br /><br />I think only then, if there are absolutely no reasonable alternatives, like when no reasonably decent parents can take the child AND the biological parents are unwilling and/or unable to be effective parents (lets say one or both of them is a drug addict, a severely handicapped person, legally insane, felony criminal record or the parents are young teens), then maybe abortion should be considered.<br /><br />But I am more forgiving towards abortions resulting from rape.

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To fix the white border all you have to do is use photoshop to select the white area, and clear it. Just erasing it will not work, if you have done it right there should be little grey tiles instead of plain white in the area you want to be transparent. There is an online version of psd you can use for free on the website. If you want me to vote 5

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In all honesty, I've been coming to this site for over 8 years, and while there's a ton more shitty spam, the quality of the better sites from fearcondom, Zaalnog, et al is now drastically better than most of the old ones. People tend to forget this now, but most of the sites circa-2006 were cut and paste fads, like Milton + Vader + Moskau = HILARIOUS. Remember the violin fad?<br /><br />People have been saying YTMND has been dying for years. Yeah, site views are down. Of course that's going to happen with Youtube and the fact that Max never bothered to upgrade the site or develop a decent mobile app. Nine years is an eternity on the internet, and this site basically pre-dates smartphones. But just because it's 500 people viewing a site rather than 10,000 doesn't necessarily mean that we can't enjoy it.<br /><br />Oh, and fartbuttKKK.

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some guy there accused me of working for the FBI for no reason at all. Then he ranted about jews and black people. Before that, there was another guy who accused me of being some 70 year old pervert.<br /><br />I actually had a decent conversation there, but it was with some guy from portugal. Is everyone below 30 from the USA schizophrenic or something?

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""No, he didn't. He proved it's true if certain assumptions are true -- but we can never prove these assumptions."<br /><br />Which assumptions are those?"<br />That the speed of light is always the same everywhere, right?<br /><br />""By the way, did you know Newton was a Christian and, supposedly, he said it's ridiculous to think there is no God?"<br /><br />He lived in a time when non-christians were burned at the stake, so he could have said that out of self-preservation."<br />At the time of Newton? I don't think so.<br /><br />"Yes, false religion is bad... "<br /><br />Well now you are talking about FALSE religion instead of religion in general. You did not throw that qualifier in earlier. "But I argue that if religion is based upon unquestioning belief, then it should not be taken seriously."<br />Well, think about this: if God exists (He does), all the arguments for or against the existence of God mean nothing -- they won't change reality. So does it really matter to Reality via what way you arrive at the truth? Of course, it would be better to prove it... <br /><br />""I'm saying it's idiotic to think life can evolve without the Creator"<br /><br />Where is the evidence that shows a creator?"<br />I would say in the fact that humans exist. <br /><br />""but people beLIEve it because they don't want there to be a God..."<br /><br />How do you know that some of those who don't believe in God don't actually wish there was one? I think this is psychologizing a very large group of people."<br />Then let them believe... What's stopping them?