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oabma not pupet he really kool ok guys. u no y? because he get free money for embrero stem cell research (lol u could do it anyways but they need funding becasue it obviously works and thats why nobody has invested in it yet LOL plus we need embrero stem cells in specific and not normal stem cells because gay?) LOL also obama didnt hire any crooks like joe biden to be in his administration. he is not a chicago style politician

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Democracy needs to hire a Public Relations firm to clean up their image.

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Back in highschool me and some friends made a series about this teacher at our school who was a pervert, and he hires us to film girls and fight crime for him! We made 28 episodes and 3 movies. It's all on Youtube!

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Then I would have had to hire a shorthand typist from upstate New York who I CLEARLY cannot afford.

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hey i just got laid off from my job as an editor on friday, hire me to spell check the comment threads.

You should hire me to write your next news post. I'm varbose.

"You should hire me to write your next news post. I'm verbose." No sh*t? After that you will use your alts to give the impression that your writing is popular.

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I will hire him to read me bedtime stories.

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Attn: Max....Please hire q959fm as YTMND's first radio host.

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I think the Cheetos people need to hire you for commercials.

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Eric Bauman hired his lawyers to make google only display items from his website. isn't it obvious?!

As the year went on, things went from bad to worse, and I realized that if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd never be able to get a date for the prom. I couldn't go the year before because Mom belonged to a church that considered dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But that's a whole nother story. Anyway, by this point Mom had appeared on the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was no use in me changing schools, since everybody knew who my Mom was. Also we had to spend all the money from Mom's personal appearances to hire a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting about 400 death threats a day.

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This is clearly the result of a conspiracy, you guys are right. Gary Bettman hired moon man to scare the 11 black people in Canada into not voting for a new arena so he could move the Jets to Phoenix!

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This would be AWESOME to see at a kids birthday. I'd hire this!

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I get that. But DS9 was better than A Man Called Hawk. Or Spencer for Hire. But I still like Avery Brooks going "SPEN-CER!"

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Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded When Im rich, on your neck I will step And step she did 2 the straight as Then college, the master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work 4 free? No! why? So what if my sisters are triflin? They just dont know She said mama didnt tellem what she told me girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )

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*didn't -know- Jos... arrgh, typo. Should've hired an Asian.

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I suppose the Little Red Book is where they got the idea to hire crazy liberals like Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan.

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yeah, well, I interviewed with them back in 2006 and they didn't think I was worth hiring, so f*ck 'em.

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last question: where is it okay to hire someone with the intention of liquidating them?

Hire some interns.

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You could have hired me to do a dramatic reading of this...all I would have asked for is a 6 rating on one of my sites.

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i need to hire the ol' baron to take out my drunk wife

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I don't even think they cared about the Olympic athlete aspect; their sauce friggin' made her taco pop. Wouldn't you hire someone for a commercial if your food gave them orgasms?

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Wilson is reminded of the time he hired a prostitute for a handful of dollar bills and 3 jars of homemade marmalade

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David Lynch should hire you to score his next film.

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buck up kid, if they make more money than it would cost to hire a lawyer to sue them for... but they never do... OMG wait never mind? I'm so confused.

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4. hired goon was not actually telling the truth.

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I hired James Earl Jones to sing it

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I'd like to hire jetz to write my site descriptions