?God versus Hitler |
sonichq |
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2005-04-21 |
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"We went upstairs together, the colonel first with the lamp, the fat manager and I behind him. It was a labyrinth of an old house, with corridors, passages, narrow winding staircases, and little low doors, the thresholds of which were hollowed out by the generations who had crossed them. There were no carpets and no signs of any furniture above the ground floor, while the plaster was peeling off the walls, and the damp was breaking through in green, unhealthy blotches. I tried to put on as unconcerned an air as possible, but I had not forgotten the warnings of the lady, even though I disregarded them, and I kept a keen eye upon my two companions. Ferguson appeared to be a morose and silent man, but I could see from the little that he said that he was at least a fellow-countryman.<br />"Colonel Lysander Stark stopped at last before a low door, which he unlocked. Within was a small square room, in which the three of us could hardly get at one time. Ferguson remained outside, and the colonel ushered me in.<br />"We are now', said he, 'actually within the hydraulic press, and it would be a particularly unpleasant thing for us if anyone were to turn it on. The ceiling of this small chamber is really the end of the descending piston, and it comes down with the force of many tons upon this metal floor. There are small lateral columns of water outside which receive the force, and which transmit and multiply it in the manner which is familiar to you. The machine goes readily enough, but there is some stiffness in the working of it in the working of it, and it has lost a littler of its force. perhaps you will have the goodness to look it over and to show us how we can set it right.'<br />"I took the lamp from him, and I examined the machine very thoroughly. It was indeed a gigantic one, and capable of exercising enormous pressure. When I passed outside, however,
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?OBOTS HD REMIX |
HamJam2 |
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1,715 |
2010-08-31 |
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"We went upstairs together, the colonel first with the lamp, the fat manager and I behind him. It was a labyrinth of an old house, with corridors, passages, narrow winding staircases, and little low doors, the thresholds of which were hollowed out by the generations who had crossed them. There were no carpets and no signs of any furniture above the ground floor, while the plaster was peeling off the walls, and the damp was breaking through in green, unhealthy blotches. I tried to put on as unconcerned an air as possible, but I had not forgotten the warnings of the lady, even though I disregarded them, and I kept a keen eye upon my two companions. Ferguson appeared to be a morose and silent man, but I could see from the little that he said that he was at least a fellow-countryman.<br /> "Colonel Lysander Stark stopped at last before a low door, which he unlocked. Within was a small square room, in which the three of us could hardly get at one time. Ferguson remained outside, and the colonel ushered me in. <br /> "We are now', said he, 'actually within the hydraulic press, and it would be a particularly unpleasant thing for us if anyone were to turn it on. The ceiling of this small chamber is really the end of the descending piston, and it comes down with the force of many tons upon this metal floor. There are small lateral columns of water outside which receive the force, and which transmit and multiply it in the manner which is familiar to you. The machine goes readily enough, but there is some stiffness in the working of it in the working of it, and it has lost a littler of its force. perhaps you will have the goodness to look it over and to show us how we can set it right.'<br /> "I took the lamp from him, and I examined the machine very thoroughly. It was indeed a gigantic one, and capable of exercising enormous pressure. When I passed outside, however,
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?awkward elevator ride |
Richdog89 |
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19,196 |
2010-08-22 |
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sorry man, but i didnt like this and was disappointed (as usual) to see what is basically a direct rip of an old joke ported over into classic ytmnd style.<br /><br />i like some of your other sites. [i]not this one[/i].
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?~Just Howlin~ |
fearcondom |
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27,300 |
2010-08-08 |
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Hey check out a water slide, man. It reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down<br />one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there and stared at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em
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?The Old Spice guy responded to me!!! |
maplejet |
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2010-07-14 |
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I'm sure you ran out and bought every single Old Spice product because of this. Now you can smell like an old man on top of your dead fish smell.
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?Pokémon |
tesseraktik |
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1,921 |
2010-03-16 |
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Glad you like it; I'm quite pleased with this one, and with the photo in particular. It was taken on a day when I was particularly aware of (or perhaps particularly overreacting over) my own age; a feeling that culminated when I brought out my old Pokémon card collection and saw that old Japanese Jungle Marowak that had introduced me to the franchise, and remembered the sense of mystery and adventure that it had spawned, along with some very fun playdates (...and, admittedly, way too much money, both from my own pocket and from my parents'). I wanted to immortalize that moment, so I set up that photo, and I feel it does the job quite well.<br /><br />I'd argue that - art or not - it's the most artistic of my YTMND:s, as it's the only one that I've really put a piece of myself into, and that its purpose was both to express a feeling that I had and also to evoke an emotional response from others.<br /><br />I can see what you mean about the visual clues, but at the same time I feel that would have been a bit insincere. I'm not an old man, after all (I'm twenty); I just feel that way a lot of the time.<br /><br />Anyhow, thanks for the thoughtful commentary!
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?Pokémon |
tesseraktik |
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2010-03-16 |
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Doesn't strike me as art (unless you are under the belief that anything and everything is art, as I do). Still, I kinda like the feel of this. Everything in the photo is positioned well, and the music sounds like it's coming from your head. It would have been neat if you had provided some visual clues that you were an old man.
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?Pale Blue Dot (an atheist's view - tiny update) |
Lave |
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2006-09-27 |
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Yes I believe in God. I'm an ignorant, credulous old man. Every age creates the deity in its own image. The security organs are wise and powerful; they are what holds sway over 20th-century man. Once this power was held by earthquakes, forest-fires, thunder and lightning - and they too were worshipped. And if I've been put inside - well, so have you. It was time to replace you too. Only the future will show which of us is right.
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?Squeeze it out |
fearcondom |
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24,819 |
2010-06-01 |
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hey man<br /><br />for your next site, you should have an old woman walking across the street in NYC. half way across the street, she fires up a jetpack and launches into the sky with epic music playing.<br /><br />that site would be as basically unfunny as this site right here. it would function on "SURPRISE!! woah, old ladies dont use jetbacks," and GUESS WHAT?!?!?!? you wouldnt even need to reference old memes like silly/funnytalking foreign arnold doing something random. it would be just as unfunny - but hey, it would be kind of original.
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?Moonvader |
mcsharkster |
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2010-06-01 |
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apply moon man to: anyhting, especially old fads that consistently get 1s ever since last year. my advice to you: say away from the wiki.
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?Lady Prince |
MrSinistar |
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5,615 |
2010-05-28 |
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Man, Rick Ross sure looks old.
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?1920s Batman's™ |
Camshaft |
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2010-05-04 |
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"Who are you, my good man?"<br /><br />"I'm Batman, old bean. Twenty-three skiddoo!"
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so did I. p.s. I'm the little girl and you're the old man.
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?Domain wasted along with random assets volume g... |
prairiedogeric10 |
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2010-04-30 |
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Although these random sites don't follow the letter of the old yourethemannowdog, they solidly follow its spirit IMO. That original seems sensible at first, until you realize that [b]SEAN FUCKING CONNERY[/b] is telling some guy "YOURE THE MAN NOW DOG" while pointing at someone right behind your right shoulder who may not even exist (especially if you're like me and watch from the total-or-so-it's-hoped-in-this-post-9/11-world privacy of your bedroom). A YTMND that makes sense may be funny, but it's not quite a YTMND.<br /><br />also, Cutie Honey has a nice pair of tits.
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?Fun With Words (Formerly "The Joy Of An... |
johnkimble22 |
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10,628 |
2010-04-25 |
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Clint Eastwood= Old West Action<br /><br />Mac Tonight=Matching To<br /><br />You're The Man Now Dog=A Toughened Moon Wry
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?Olive Garden = Pure Greatness |
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2009-06-16 |
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I love that the old man is in black and white.
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?Moon Man eats Pizza |
TheeBatman |
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2010-04-23 |
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5'd for old moon man voice and shAHping carts
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?Moon Man does your Laundry |
TheeBatman |
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1,431 |
2010-04-07 |
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Moon man is getting old, its time to move on, man
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?dont flame me bro |
TooSkilled |
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2010-04-06 |
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Sorry man, this image is old as hell and the sound doesn't fit at all. Try and find something new and fresh and put your own spin on it.
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A Glorious Dawn |
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bring back farkkle's old classic moon man sites so i can cherish them ove rand over and over again.
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?Ghost Takei Mocks Your Inferior Television |
Chav-Slayer |
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24,564 |
2010-04-02 |
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George Takei is a dirty old man.
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?3.141592653589793... |
kraln |
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2005-11-21 |
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Five Stars for having the ability to have the time to get that many figures of pi...personally im good wit the old 3.14159...usually gets the job done...but man....also pretty catchy tune.
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?Release the Kraken! |
hanktherapper |
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4,303 |
2010-03-30 |
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In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed, 'til it rang 29 times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
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?SHE'S STEVE. |
Funny-Internet-User |
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6,056 |
2010-02-20 |
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+39. I feel like a reminiscing old man, missing the good old days. The Fame. The Ratings. The Comments. The Sex.
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?Kangcycle Race |
EvianEightball |
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7,408 |
2010-02-17 |
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Actually, I didn't come back here to boost my ego, I hardly ever even make sites anymore. I came back here to watch the rarely humorous sites and to enjoy partaking in hilarious internet arguments with moronic trolls and the occasional grumpy old man. Also lickit, when it comes to movie and book reviews I hardly ever trust them because it's the opinion of one person and everybody's different. But here you have an average rating which is more meaningful.
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At Last |
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None of the sites are loading. I've tried Firefox and Internet Explorer. It hangs on "Loading site info..." I have to type old at the end of the url to downvote moon man sites now.
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?Damn you's a sexy fish! |
Zookeo |
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44,916 |
2010-02-04 |
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Nice overalls, old man
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?WHOA! |
TheJules |
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26,742 |
2010-02-06 |
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He just stole that old man's pizza!
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?Damn you's a sexy fish! |
Zookeo |
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44,916 |
2010-02-04 |
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5 for old man
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?UnclePhilTMND: Uncle Phil's Greatest Test |
NiteSky |
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15,658 |
2010-01-27 |
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I haven't had dreads for nearly a year. Get with the times old man.
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