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sounds like a bad 80s movie about cocaine addicts trying to qualify at Wimbledon with John Candy hired as a down-on-his-luck coach who hires a PR guy to spotlight the wacky-long haircuts of his rag-tag, rebellious bunch. mostly just some good poop jokes, but a great scene in which Morton Downy Jr. cameos as Robert Downy Jr.'s dad, berating the WHOLE F*CKING SYSTEM and F*GGY, BLEACHED TENNIS SHORTS.

max, with the money you've spent going to Ireland, you could've hired a developer.

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You're hired.

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Don't worry guys, I hired a bunch of scientists to find the cure for fat wallet syndrome.

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baginas for hire

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I'm sorry... but does no one else feel that Dougwasta is a whiny little b*tch? And being featured does not give hire ratings even with higher views.. because people downvote them senselessly? And who the f*ck cares if something is original? If someone brings something from somwhere else on this site, and it makes me laugh, it gets a five.

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Yes, I would hire this eloquent young woman.

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damn i was actually workin on this ytmnd, guess he beat me to it. my teacher said the other day "if ur work is good, any DM company will hire you on spot". and by any DM company he meant "any Direct Marketing" company. lol, i thought it was halarious.

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thanks for getting me re-hired

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they hired this piper to think of an ending to the Sopranos

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Classic. Reminds me of the time I got ditched at the beach by my wife Angelina Jolie when I tried to kill her because the company I worked hired that gay kid from the O.C. as a lure to trick me into hating her.

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I just got re-hired for seeing this

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They should hire those guys for a new Super Mario Bros movie!! Wait...nevermind, that would suck.

A job in NYC? Hmm... What about the so-called "Nintendo Pokemon Center"? Maybe Pokemon isn't your thing, but I hear they're hiring... It's sorta this Pokemon megabase in NYC somewhere... Just my suggestion. Farewell... I'll miss you... P.S. I'm Canadian... Just to let you all know... GO CALGARY FLAMES!

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Soldiers or police who work for the government aren't good and private military contractors aren't bad. Things aren't that simple you stupid Socialist sheep. Remember the SS? They were working for their government too. You should reserve your insults for the government that hires PMCs Socialist, because PMCs are just doing what the government pays them to do.

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They sure hired a horrible artist to animate that film!

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Dark Helmet should have hired ridge racer... riiiiiidge racer!

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Damn, you should be grateful to them hiring you, with those nasty dreadlocks and all.

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Couldn't be bothered to get a version of the song without sound clips?... I like that! You're hired.

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asking the users of a primarily comedy-related website to help you "exact justice" on someone is like hiring Bobcat Goldthwait to be your defense attorney

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"If anyone can adequately explain how giving more money to rich people helps the economy I'll give you a kidney. Seriously." Because Rich people don't just bury their money in the back yard, they use it to invest in capitalist ventures that create jobs for people. Same for large corporations, the more money they get to keep, the more they have to start new projects and hire new people. Also look at the the opposite way. How would taking more money from the rich help the economy?

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I heard Obama's campaign hired homeless people to talk about change on street corners

Why don't you just hire some new designers? If the current ones aren't reliable, then maybe you should "fire" them and get some new talented ones. Or at least ones with great designing skills on their YTMNDs.

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It's not an order from Washington, nor is it sanctioned by the UN. This isn't justice, it's a covert assignment. A hired hit. Will you do this for me? Will you terminate Liquid?

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FR0Z3N P1ZZ4 still hiring? :P

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A camera is the same thing as hiring some dude to stand there and give out tickets to everyone who doesn't stop at the light, except 4000x cheaper

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Cause they're cheaper to hire than immigrants.

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sync is horrible, and if that's actually what they sound like in the movie then maybe they should have hired on people with voices two octaves higher and maybe a little closer to really deep, instead of insanely deep

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lol, schools will hire anyone to drive a bus

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Well you see it works like this. Hire yourself out as a professional YTMND site clicker similar in fashion to Chinese gold farmers. As long as you've got the bling the pros have got the clicks. Either that or it's simply Sith trickery at work again. :)