YTMND Search

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Oh man! Classic YTMND Fad! I love it! 5.

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Great site, but the idea while well intentioned is not the best.. People are already extremely deranged here with their byzantine upvoting downvoting manipulation factionalization that everyone seems to love so much, the addition of money to this site's bizarre currency of internet affection would just set this into place overdrive on course for the world's most uninteresting implosion. <br /><br />Second, it's based on the theory that this site makes money.

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BRILLIANT!!!!! pichu LOVES IT!!!!!! >.<

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So, why should Max bring featured faggots back, again? What possible positives did they add to this website and its community? God, gotta love the compelling arguments behind this one, or lack thereof.

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[b]"It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all." [/b]<br /> <br />- John Holmes, biggest cock in porn.<br /> <br />. <br /> <br />[b]"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, keep it forever. If it doesn't, find that shit and fuck it up the ass."[/b]<br /> <br />- Homicidal Jesus, in The Infancy Gospel of Thomas.

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I'm just bummed that Photoshop can't export animated PNGs.<br /><br />I am being asked by my clients to produce more video work. I have mostly been using low-end consumer stuff like iMovie which actually works pretty well for simple things. But for animated logos and so forth<br />I use my 3d app or Photoshop CS 6 which has some decent video editing features similar to Premire. I know how to use after effects and premier but I don't own them and I refuse to subscribe to creative cloud. I'm considering final cut pro or avid but I'd love to find a video editor that exports to PNG animations too. so far I haven't found a solution.<br /><br />I'm a print guy and I've been avoiding web for years but I've read some pretty good write ups on smashing.com about using fireworks for web development and user interface design despite its age. I want to avoid the template based apps like Wordpress Dupral. I'd use Muse or dream weaver maybe except for the Adobe subscription bullshit.

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Fluk3, I love you to bits but it sounds like I've got the LOOKS and the BRAWN and you've only got the BRAINS.<br /><br />I can't make this deal.<br /><br />Love ya to bits...

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anti-site site. i believe this guys like seth from family guy talking shit inserting shitwhenever he can.<br /><br />this isnt a site, its an anti-site. he couldnt resist. im leaving. this shit hole of a place. letting you idiots know that. unless you can buy a brain and vote 1. and get it off the front page. nothing creative or anytyhing about this. stupid, a federal reserve whore of a site, follow the money, thats what they do. this site is anti-site. since the internets freedom of speech. not who you know what fuckign how much money the federal resreve gave you noone gives money for ads. noone is paying someone to post an ad, it cost them bandwidth, then pay someone else off, money, thats stupid.<br /><br />so this site pushes a stupid ass idea, that yo morons believe yoyu deserve money. im out of this shit. this is suposed to be a creative site. ytmnd i. i thoght the voting was bad. the reason i never stopped around. but of course you love to destroy voting.<br /><br />electoral college which is your crutch for your fake arguement, y8ou bitch about IT. electoral colelge if looked at right is good. and works. works. each state is a country itself, and this country is united. but not un\der lincoln. <br /><br />.. sooo the only thing you push is your racist and anti-freedom agenda all day. what a shit hole of a site.

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bunch of nigger lovers. fuck you this site wasnt never nothing but anonimity internet hating bunch of fucking faggots anyway with your i want votes. now thi sis the most shtties site ver. you aint gonna get away with it, with your ooh i love poison food shit either your genetically modified shit. SO GO FUCK OFF im outta here. godamn emo gruop.<br /><br />this site get upvoted to any, within whatever YOUR ALL MORONS. <br /><br />fuckthis enojoy it without. cuaseyou need vieweers to proliferate your fucking bullshit yo8u write and ingroe anything smat. GO FUCK YORUSELVES> im out of this fucing stupid shit. go repeat yoru matrix and whaetver dumb ass other shit you done for however many years now. CUASE IM GONE.

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This would be so much better if it wasn't tiled. The tile effect is so overdone and it makes the image seem so derivative.<br /><br />I love GoT, expecially Tyrion's character. I would give this TMND 5 stars if it wasn't tiled.

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I love disco, and I hear it's making a comeback.

Makes sense to me: Internet begins as method for sharing research [papers] between "experts," w/ such usage/content embedded into its construction, ie HTML formatting (<h1, 2, 3...> vs. <p>). Images are [eventually] included as placeholders, often merely signifiers of more/better possible visual representation. They must be compressed as efficiently as possible due to tech restraints. Over time, tho, usage changes, w/ shift in participants, stakeholders, & economics of the space. We're a visual culture and it follows that, as more people entered the set of users and tech increased capacity to move info at greater speeds, the text-based web was supplanted by visual language, first w/ images of consumption (including porn) and further w/ an influx of pop cultural ref, documenting the minutia of personal/daily life, cat pics, etc. Those lovingly terrible "homepage" GIFs of the '90s were the visual language of a particular moment of internet usage, design, population. YouTube comes along and provides a different way to express this wider usage of visual, popular and/or personal documentary narcissism: a flood of Vlog response videos to every semi-popular post. The "participatory" comment section proves interesting briefly, then dead, as it merely iterates through response patterns of binary critique and lowest common denominator trolling. Then comes Tumblr, where visual response to visual culture post (often) allows for a more nuanced, less literal exchange between participants. GIFs are reborn as signifier for "what I mean to say is..." By late 2000s, a generation of "digital natives" speak to each other only thru language of found imagery, producing little content but "communicating" (IMO, tho better words may exist) thru recombinant meme production and pop culture stand in. And boom: 2012 is the year of the GIF. See also: http://www.scribd.com/doc/25128416/Ways-of-Seeing-John-Berger

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I haven't even watched this yet and I want it to be, "Umfuld undresses YTMND. Gets erection, wants love."

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Love it! Great job!

A few weeks ago, while I was looking through the Wayback Machine for some old assets for something unrelated, I came across a rodheh comment you left me, totally out of the blue, back when I didn't even know who/what account you were, where you simply told me to fuck off because everyone here hated you or some shit and blah blah blah. It was funny because it reminded me of what a tool you are, especially when you are pretending that you never were or still aren't a tool but, really, just here to, you know, help out.<br /> <br />Or maybe it was just the Zolpidem talking.<br /> <br />In either case, I hope you feel more loved now.

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Love it!

Have always loved this website. I hadn't visited in a while, and came across a ytmnd on TheChive, and was pretty pissed they didn't give credit to the creator. Just for reference, it was the *A Tiny Glimpse* YTMND, by Smoothmedia. That YTMND inspired my hobby in astronomy and astrophysics.

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go take up for a godamn nigger you fucking fagot. come on do somehting about it fucking nigger. lover. what you gonna do ? cfome on do somehting faggot get people to take up for you rnigger loving ass like anyone fucknig cares about niggers.

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nope, more like looked up. why, did you? because 80 other sites would love to know. still, I stand by it as an apt description...

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One of the few problems with max deleting me over and over again is that I have to keep coming back here to tell the internet how much I loved these sites and how shitty it is that the guy who made them is gone for good.

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haha madDogeSoulja, you silly goose, it's adorable that you think you make me angry! Quite the contrary, I obviously love a good flamewar (it's all I've been doing here for years, since the place lost any hope of being anything but a beacon for internet STDs, Mr Krabs, and fucking retarded morons). And you've got "TROLL FOOD" tattooed right across your hairy fuggin' eyebrows! I was laughing my ass off making this! I mean, read your comments. You CAN'T HELP but be unironically hilariously moronic, like ytmnd's BabaBooey or our very own Karl Pilkington, as if Kramer and Costanza fucked and had a stupid kid. You're comedy gold, Doge. A bongwater soaked Muppet wearing a tie dyed tapestry skirt sipping from a uterus douche cup -- it makes your voice make so much more sense now! You really do (or did!) huff paint, huh?<br /> <br />Yeah, seriously, keep it coming! Every [i]SICK BURN[/i] you think you're making is just fucking cringe humor to anybody watching who still has a morsel of dignity left!!

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i still love this site. can't find the tribute I made to. forgot which account it was on!

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love it

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ha, ok. as usual, you call upon the weakest and vaguest trophy facts to back up this asinine notion that you are intelligent (like a doctor or a lawyer, or some other glorified persona you have compared yourself to). it's like if i defended an argument by saying [i]my beautiful wife loves me, so there[/i]. recently, you even backed up your opinion by telling all of us that you have been to at least one "board meeting" regarding the subject you were gassing about.<br /><br />so what college did you go to? what is that supposed to mean? considering today's joke of an academic system we're dealing with, some bachelors degree from some little liberal arts school is pretty much a pussy pass into a crap, dead end job but ooohh eeeee wait the company has a office i get to wear a tie! and what does a paycheck have to do with how well you grasp these concepts you routinely shit upon?<br /><br />[i]a statement you have made[/i]<br />[i]asian kids have the best parents[/i]

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Love it!

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"Mama," cried Lydia, "my aunt says that Colonel Forster and Captain Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did when they first came; she sees them now very often standing in Clarke's library."<br /><br /> Mrs. Bennet was prevented replying by the entrance of the footman with a note for Miss Bennet; it came from Netherfield, and the servant waited for an answer. Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled with pleasure, and she was eagerly calling out, while her daughter read --<br /><br /> "Well, Jane, who is it from? what is it about? what does he say? Well, Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love."<br /><br /> "It is from Miss Bingley," said Jane, and then read it aloud.<br /> "My dear Friend, -- If you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa and me, we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest of our lives, for a whole day's tête-à-tête between two women can never end without a quarrel. Come as soon as you can on the receipt of this. My brother and the gentlemen are to dine with the officers. -- Yours ever,<br /> "CAROLINE BINGLEY."<br /><br /> "With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not tell us of that."<br /><br /> "Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet; "that is very unlucky."<br /><br /> "Can I have the carriage?" said Jane.<br /><br /> "No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to rain; and then you must stay all night."<br /><br /> "That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were sure that they would not offer to send her home."

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Elizabeth looked archly, and turned away. Her resistance had not injured her with the gentleman, and he was thinking of her with some complacency, when thus accosted by Miss Bingley --<br /><br /> "I can guess the subject of your reverie."<br /><br /> "I should imagine not."<br /><br /> "You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings in this manner -- in such society; and indeed I am quite of your opinion. I was never more annoyed! The insipidity, and yet the noise -- the nothingness, and yet the self-importance of all these people! What would I give to hear your strictures on them!"<br /><br /> "Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow."<br /><br /> Miss Bingley immediately fixed her eyes on his face, and desired he would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring such reflections. Mr. Darcy replied with great intrepidity --<br /><br /> "Miss Elizabeth Bennet."<br /><br /> "Miss Elizabeth Bennet!" repeated Miss Bingley. "I am all astonishment. How long has she been such a favourite? -- and pray, when am I to wish you joy?"<br /><br /> "That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. I knew you would be wishing me joy."<br /><br /> "Nay, if you are so serious about it, I shall consider the matter as absolutely settled. You will have a charming mother-in-law, indeed; and, of course, she will be always at Pemberley with you."<br /><br /> He listened to her with perfect indifference while she chose to entertain herself in this manner; and as his composure convinced her that all was safe, her wit flowed long.

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yes i love it!!!!!!! great job miss jamball!!!

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I love this site. It is v nice

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Naw, I didn't start editing for them until much later. But they did a bunch of videos for Jive before the label went all boy band pop, stuff for EPMD and Erick Sermon, Monie Love, and that era. By the time I started to work with them, I was editing short museum videos, documentaries, and a long-form fictional project that they never really finished. They were still making money doing stuff for shit like Aaron Carter and some girl pop group that nobody ever heard, but I didn't work on any of that stuff. A few years later, after I left, the same guys did all of R Kelly's Trap in the Closet videos. It cracks me up when ever I see their names because they did all this great stuff in the early 90s, but then made their retirement money on some of the worst music ever recorded.