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Shoe on head wins because it is counting hits on the word 'shoe' and the word 'head' even when they don't appear together. Do it with "shoe on head" vs. "scientology" and scientology wins by a long shot. http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Shoe+on+head%22&word2=scientology

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you don't know the history of scientology. i do

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The only reason Clinton is still in the race is because she got the scientology voters on her side. Their status allows them to vote 5 times for the same person.

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what ever happened to 4chan's lil Scientology raid? weren't you suppose to bring em down or something? if you ask me, 4chan isn't doing much ruling...

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The graph of Scientology only exists when x=i. That is, when x is an imaginary number.

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Lack of research. The catholic church is the whore in the woods in revalations, as interpreted by scripture, not the church of scientology. Yes they are wrong and gay too, but the vatican is real issue.

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Well I gotta argue for the value of the f*ggy short film. http://lexownshubbard.ytmnd.com/. Notice the opening shot of the scientology HQ, and the irrelevant car barrel rolling. It doesn't make it any more funny or anything, the joke is still good. However, it helps provide more setting and I guess it allows you to believe the setting a bit more. It works out.

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3/15: IDES OF MARCH. TOGETHER, WE CAN DESTROY SCIENTOLOGY

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YOU DONT KNOW THE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY... ...I DO.

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Go look up SeaOrg and what it is. It's an army of slaves, sucked into a cult from which they can never escape. Slave labour, private militarization, and the loss of free will- that's what those "Dumbasses" are paying for when their money is taken away from them. These people (SeaOrg "volunteers") actually sign away the rest of their natural lives to slave labour building Scientology institutions.

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The chairman of the "Church" of Scientology is David Miscavige, who also owns SeaOrg, into which most of Scientology's profits are funnelled. The activities of your "Private Institution" (a term you so cordially awarded to a heinous and corrupt cult) include murdering, money laundering, (Yes, that's what it is, because in my eyes Scientology is not a religion), Invasions of privacy, and the amassing of an alarmingly large force of people whose thoughts and actions are governed by the will of Miscavige.

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Sorry, but what (in your books) constitutes intelligence? What makes Celebrities smart? Scientology gives nothing to celebrities OR sci-fi authors- in fact, the "Church" has an annual awards ceremony for the moron millionaire celebrities who perennially donate the most money. Sci-fi authors are (typically) too intelligent to be sucked into a cult, and L. Ron has been dead for years. (Besides, he was the founder).

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there is a goddamn scientology church right in my little boring town. call us hypocrites, attention hungry, or ignorant, but it's time this little shindig is on its way out. im organizing a protest right here. btw 5'd cuz of Guy Fawkes mask.

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I didn't even know about the attack till right now. Its even funnier to me because Feb 10 was my 16th birthday, lol. AND the only Kansas location is where I live, so ill most likely be goin. OUR PHASERS ARE AT THE READY CAPTAIN! TARGET: SCIENTOLOGY

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4chan helped with your crusade against eBaumsworld. Help your fellow f*gs in this glorious endeavor. -Fighting Scientology since 2005

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One YTMND (Unfunny Truth) had achieved more in 2006 than you guys ever will. I didn't see you guys preaching against Scientology back then. Oh, the mighty legions of Anonymous! Give me a break. Just a load of pretentious teens looking for opportunities to play out their beloved memes and feel like a part of something. You should include those images people took of the 4chan losers protesting in EFG/Anon get-ups. Don't forget the equally pathetic Emo kids latching on to the 'crowd' for attention. Pathetic.

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mendali the "Christian": So far in this one section of comments you took God's name in vain, cursed, and referenced Emily Dickinson. That coupled with your spinning-tits dick-vagina robot YTMNDs, I'd say you have a pretty good start by being recruited for Scientology, granted you have any money left from your paper route fund.

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also: Will be at the reno protest. down with scientology! Xenutv.com

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Of all the sh*t wrong with the world to get active about Scientology isn't even on the radar. It's fun because it's basically out of boredom but don't get a hero complex.

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STAWP SCIENTOLOGY NAOOOO!!!!

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There's about a thousand innuendos you could have drawn from this pic, and scientology is not one of them.

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I wouldn't be surprised if some of Scientology's own members show up to this. There are many who want out and are afraid to say anything.

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A few buddies of mine went to the Feb 10th protests and all they saw were a bunch of fatasses who have never seen the light of day protesting the activities of a PRIVATE INSTITUTION. And yes, I've seen "The truth behind Scientology." Simple fact is that Scientology steals money from dumbasses and distributes it to people who are actually smart, like celebrities and sci-fi authors. Why protest that?

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Luckily I live in a state where by now any Scientology church would have been burned to the ground and pissed on by rednecks.

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Scientology is gay. You should join up.

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Scientology is a cult. Their beliefs are completely acceptable. The means by which the proselytize are not.

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Though there has been much stipulation that the Church of Scientology has brought about actual physical harm to people, it's still out of anyone's jurisdiction right now. It would not be my place to dismantle a religion, hence separation of church and state. Perhaps through me, though, and through the new changes I would make, it would have a little less power.

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Something about this ytmnd disturbs me more than scientology. . .

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If you promise to do everything in your power to bring down the Church of Scientology, I will 5 this. Until then, 3.