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"Mama," cried Lydia, "my aunt says that Colonel Forster and Captain Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did when they first came; she sees them now very often standing in Clarke's library."<br /><br /> Mrs. Bennet was prevented replying by the entrance of the footman with a note for Miss Bennet; it came from Netherfield, and the servant waited for an answer. Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled with pleasure, and she was eagerly calling out, while her daughter read --<br /><br /> "Well, Jane, who is it from? what is it about? what does he say? Well, Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love."<br /><br /> "It is from Miss Bingley," said Jane, and then read it aloud.<br /> "My dear Friend, -- If you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa and me, we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest of our lives, for a whole day's tête-à-tête between two women can never end without a quarrel. Come as soon as you can on the receipt of this. My brother and the gentlemen are to dine with the officers. -- Yours ever,<br /> "CAROLINE BINGLEY."<br /><br /> "With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not tell us of that."<br /><br /> "Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet; "that is very unlucky."<br /><br /> "Can I have the carriage?" said Jane.<br /><br /> "No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to rain; and then you must stay all night."<br /><br /> "That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were sure that they would not offer to send her home."

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Elizabeth looked archly, and turned away. Her resistance had not injured her with the gentleman, and he was thinking of her with some complacency, when thus accosted by Miss Bingley --<br /><br /> "I can guess the subject of your reverie."<br /><br /> "I should imagine not."<br /><br /> "You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings in this manner -- in such society; and indeed I am quite of your opinion. I was never more annoyed! The insipidity, and yet the noise -- the nothingness, and yet the self-importance of all these people! What would I give to hear your strictures on them!"<br /><br /> "Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow."<br /><br /> Miss Bingley immediately fixed her eyes on his face, and desired he would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring such reflections. Mr. Darcy replied with great intrepidity --<br /><br /> "Miss Elizabeth Bennet."<br /><br /> "Miss Elizabeth Bennet!" repeated Miss Bingley. "I am all astonishment. How long has she been such a favourite? -- and pray, when am I to wish you joy?"<br /><br /> "That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. I knew you would be wishing me joy."<br /><br /> "Nay, if you are so serious about it, I shall consider the matter as absolutely settled. You will have a charming mother-in-law, indeed; and, of course, she will be always at Pemberley with you."<br /><br /> He listened to her with perfect indifference while she chose to entertain herself in this manner; and as his composure convinced her that all was safe, her wit flowed long.

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yes i love it!!!!!!! great job miss jamball!!!

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I love this site. It is v nice

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Naw, I didn't start editing for them until much later. But they did a bunch of videos for Jive before the label went all boy band pop, stuff for EPMD and Erick Sermon, Monie Love, and that era. By the time I started to work with them, I was editing short museum videos, documentaries, and a long-form fictional project that they never really finished. They were still making money doing stuff for shit like Aaron Carter and some girl pop group that nobody ever heard, but I didn't work on any of that stuff. A few years later, after I left, the same guys did all of R Kelly's Trap in the Closet videos. It cracks me up when ever I see their names because they did all this great stuff in the early 90s, but then made their retirement money on some of the worst music ever recorded.

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She mentioned this to her friend Miss Lucas.<br />"It may perhaps be pleasant," replied Charlotte, "to be<br />able to impose on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be so very guarded. If a woman<br />conceals her affection with the same skill from the object<br />of it, she may lose the opportunity of fixing him; and it<br />will then be but poor consolation to believe the world<br />equally in the dark. There is so much of gratitude or vanity<br />in almost every attachment, that it is not safe to leave any<br />to itself. We can all begin freely -- a slight preference is natural<br />enough; but there are very few of us who have heart enough<br />to be really in love without encouragement. In nine cases<br />out of ten, a woman had better shew more affection than<br />she feels. Bingley likes your sister undoubtedly; but he<br />may never do more than like her, if she does not help<br />him on.<br />"But she does help him on, as much as her nature will allow.<br />If I can perceive her regard for him, he must be a simpleton<br />indeed not to discover it too."<br />"Remember, Eliza, that he does not know Jane's disposition<br />as you do."<br />"But if a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavour<br />to conceal it, he must find it out."<br />"Perhaps he must, if he sees enough of her. But though<br />Bingley and Jane meet tolerably often, it is never for many<br />hours together; and as they always see each other in large<br />mixed parties, it is impossible that every moment should be<br />employed in conversing together. Jane should therefore make<br />the most of every half hour in which she can command his<br />attention. When she is secure of him, there will be leisure for<br />falling in love as much as she chuses."

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Chapter 6<br /><br />THE ladies of Longbourn soon waited on those of Netherfield. <br />The visit was returned in due form. Miss Bennet's<br />pleasing manners grew on the good will of Mrs. Hurst and<br />Miss Bingley; and though the mother was found to be intolerable <br />and the younger sisters not worth speaking to, a wish of<br />being better acquainted with them, was expressed towards the<br />two eldest. By Jane this attention was received with the<br />greatest pleasure; but Elizabeth still saw superciliousness in<br />their treatment of every body, hardly excepting even her sister,<br />and could not like them; though their kindness to Jane, such<br />as it was, had a value as arising in all probability from the<br />influence of their brother's admiration. It was generally<br />evident whenever they met, that he did admire her; and to<br />her it was equally evident that Jane was yielding to the preference which she had begun to entertain for him from the<br />first, and was in a way to be very much in love; but she considered with pleasure that it was not likely to be discovered by<br />the world in general, since Jane united with great strength of<br />feeling, a composure of temper and a uniform cheerfulness of<br />manner, which would guard her from the suspicions of the<br />impertinent.

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rning, and never said a word about<br />it till now."<br />"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you chuse," said<br />Mr. Bennet; and, as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with<br />the raptures of his wife.<br />"What an excellent father you have, girls," said she, when<br />the door was shut. "I do not know how you will ever make<br />him amends for his kindness; or me either, for that matter.<br />At our time of life, it is not so pleasant I can tell you, to be<br />making new acquaintance every day; but for your sakes, we<br />would do any thing. Lydia, my love, though you are the<br />youngest, I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the<br />next ball."<br />"Oh!" said Lydia stoutly, "I am not afraid; for though I am<br />the youngest, I'm the tallest."<br />The rest of the evening was spent in conjecturing how soon<br />he would return Mr. Bennet's visit, and determining when<br />they should ask him to dinner.

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"To-morrow fortnight."<br />"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long<br />does not come back till the day before; so, it will be<br />impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know<br />him herself."<br />"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend,<br />and introduce Mr. Bingley to her."<br />"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not<br />acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"<br />"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance<br />is certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is<br />by the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody<br />else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand<br />their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, <br />if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."<br />The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,<br />"Nonsense, nonsense!"<br />"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?"<br />cried he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the<br />stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree<br />with you there. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady<br />of deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make<br />extracts."<br />Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew<br />not how.<br />"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us<br />return to Mr. Bingley."<br />"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.<br />"I am sorry to hear that; but why did not you tell me so<br />before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly<br />would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I<br />have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance<br />now."<br />The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished;<br />that of Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though<br />when the first tumult of joy was over, she began to declare<br />that it was what she had expected all the while.<br />"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I<br />knew I should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved<br />our girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well,<br />how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you<br />should have gone this mo

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Did you do anything besides take an existing funny thing and crop it into a picture of another thing? May I put a full episode of Family Matters on that little screen? Will I be loved then?

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love it

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its hard to believe that 7 years ago, people really took the internet seriously. making serious comments and chanting on boards were meaningful, with no second though how language is written. this asumed nice kid is mocked for her personality ...it could of been a "troll," or had not relation with their humor. now everything written on the internet is questionable. the masses learn about dishonestly, and ironically in a hip way love "trolling." a "troll" is an excuse for not understanding ourselves. <br /><br />obviously, someone has been mocked, and it has been the masses stubborn (quite hostile) personality. <br /><br />[b]fuck all nerds.[/b]

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Just love this one. Brilliant. He will strike, and if you try to strike him, he will be gone, be sure of it.

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omg i love it so MUCH!

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i'd love to buy the song but i don't know what it's called

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i love it

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oh gay fuel. love it.

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never been to michigan,, but love the shape.... it looks like a hand getting ready to grasp a hot juicy k0k.

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gotta love the penis.. gotta love it.

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It took 20 mins for it to dawn on me that I was listening to this nonstop for the whole time. LOVE IT

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I love when people comment on old sites I forgot I made. It's like a friend rediscovering forgotten treasure.

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wtf is going on. You kids just discover this movie or something? I know I love it, Home alone was my shit back in the day. Even got the game for game boy, what a shitty game that was. But damn all yall making mad sites about it nowadays as if they're going to come out with a sequel or some shit.

The author of this article never saw a [user Braxton:profile] site:<br /><br />[b]Man Animates Joke About Tortilla Chips Told By His Drunk Wife[/b]<br />http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/05/adam-patch-animated-joke/<br /><br />"Since the beginning of time writers, thinkers, philosophers, etc. have tried to quantify love, to put a price tag on it, if you will. To establish a standard for measuring it. Many have come up with hypothetical situations along the line of “would you take a bullet for this person” or “would you run into a burning building to try to save this person,” etc. All of those are horsesh*t, effective now.<br /><br />Why? Because I’m pretty sure I have discovered the definitive standard measurement for love, and it is this: 1) recording your drunk-on-wine significant other drunkenly tell a corny joke and 2) cleverly animating that joke for all the world to see and hear on the internet. If you are not willing to do these things for someone — just as Adam Patch did — well, you just don’t love them. That is all.<br /><br />Well done, Mr. Patch."

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ha moon man, love it.

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Devil Derrick, as someone who has creeped ytmnd for about 2 years before creating an account, i feel i must bring your attention to a certain [i]factor[/i] this site provides that you seem to be neglecting. <br /><br />Niche and inside jokes are what make this website extremely appealing. <br /><br /> 2 years ago a friend sent me a link to the dramatic reading of the breakup letter. I thought it was hilarious. Then i found myself navigating to the homepage of ytmnd and looking around. [u][i]I had no idea what was going on[/i][/u]. I tried to search "dramatic" to find the site i had seen, and then i stumbled upon a fad of using dramatic ass music like "ghost love score" with looped gifs or ridiculous pictures in the foreground. I started to see what this place was about, sort of. The site with batman carrying the classic villain bomb, running through a crowded area, is also hilarious. <br /><br />And so, i found myself navigating the website, clicking on titles i might identify with, or understand in the slightest bit. Some sites are annoying as fuck, some shit i just dont understand at all, and some other stuff is just plain stupid. However, I constantly found myself intrigued by sites that were clearly an inside joke of some sort.<br /><br />keep in mind that every single fad site is, indeed, an inside joke that most "outsiders" wouldn't understand. (and i wont even mention the enjoyment of realizing that fads were even a thing). Unless a site can stand up on its own, despite whatever fad it is a part of, an outsider would have no idea what it was and would likely exit the window thinking "dafuq was tht?"<br /><br />My point is, this site [i]is[/i] just one big inside joke. There are so many different things going on, all at once. Not only that, but there are different layers of upon layers of niche to dive into. Im just starting to realize the politics involved in voting. jesus christ.

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Ugh. None of you get it, none of you ever will. Because you are self obsessed. And you love it.

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And yeah, mds. Your comment just shows your LACK of "After Effects professionalism." This gif is pretty and everything, but none of the actual skilled animation was done by this user. He/she also didn't create any of the original footage or even simple assets. After Effects is the great compiler, like photoshop on acid. It's very easy to just throw shit together and pull out the background. Not that this isn't a great gif. I love it. But it's not like a crazy spectacle to point at and be like D00D!!!1!9 LOOK AT THAYT!!!!!! OMG OMFG!!!! WUT???? it's cool and pretty but is not like a new discovery in the art world. Calm down.<br /><br />Calm down.<br /><br />Mds, calm down. You fit right in here. So don't worry and calm down. Because this is a community of no talent hacks. That's why people here gush over things like this. Because they are like you, mds. So just calm down, relax dude.

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holy shit!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL a masterpiece, thanks so much!!!! LOVED it!!! (also Casablanca and TMNT LOLOL) Also the other day i was remembering that WHAT ARE YA DOIN?! scene from Pirates 3!!

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yourthecocunutman would love this because it's charmingly funny