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i agree with every fucking thing you sayu bitch . im going to come and beat you r fucking head in, record it, then sell it to make money casue thats what i need. you little stupid godamn bitch WHORE dont ever fucking talk to me again you been smarting off begin a smartass to me ever since i seen you now FUCK OFF dicksuckING FAGGOT. FAG

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clearest gif ever made

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Best malware ever.

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when will you people ever learn with this lol, internet shit

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i made this site as an attempt at making the worst site ever. how could i fuck up so badly.

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Always so exciting turning that Magikarp into the Gyarados by throwing the pester balls at it. Very fitting music for this if I ever get to see the Grand Canyon.

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That's cool. I always did say that there's lots of creativity and untapped potential in purposely horrible fad mashups and weird sound experiments. Maybe the "message" is often the same (if there is ever really a message), but the execution is always interesting to see (and, as we predicted, the "direct rip" sites that were popular back then have been rendered obsolete by Youtube, so we kind of "won", I guess?)<br /><br />It's funny how this sort of weird fad transformation stuff leaked out of YTMND and seems to have taken over a greater part of the Internet as a whole. It's interesting to think that stuff like this had a part in it, isn't it? Makes me feel a little bit better about squandering my youth applying random graphic filters to extremely low quality Simpsons screengrabs.<br /><br />Anyway, keep doing what you love. I'll be here to dole out sporadic 5s when I'm feeling wistful and nostalgic. :)

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as of this very moment, i think YTMND has had the single worst up and coming front page list i've ever seen in my life.

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no man's lie. fuck all games there like i dont have to give a review or an instruction book ill just have everybody lie about it, question and answer on tv, lie. everything. fuck all these faggot games. seriously its like let me come to you8r house and steal your tv. fun games. tvs so mad there stealing and killing people online. im going to go and kill these morons on their phones walking around jacking off in public and stuff, not caring about shit but about having their gibs gave to them. if i ever see this mother fucker im going to punch him in his face. he answered questions like you can see other people in the game then somehow they think they get out of it. fuck all game makers. the people they go to questionn and answer and review on shows about their game on tv? just a fucking lie. oh yea i bought this dumb shit and returned it too. fuck them. here watcvh me coding. 01 dur dur

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Bullshit, you've posted multiple things about Pokemon Go, look at your facebook, July 12. I don't really give a shit about that, just saying it makes you sound like a cranky old man. <br /><br />A few months ago you posted some bullshit article with fake stats about how 80 or 90% of white people who get shot in the US are shot by Black people. The article was very racist in tone, and I can't find it now, maybe you took it down. But it was such an insane statistic, you would almost have to be racist to believe it on first site enough to share it without checking to see if it was true. Not that that is the only racist or racially charged/biased thing you've ever posted, but it was the most blatant.

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Hahahaha!! lickit called that one years ago! You posted some shitty screenshot of a hilariously terrible website you'd made and one of the tabs in your browser was something about an autism support group. Suddenly he felt bad about fucking with you because you just can't help yourself. This explains so much! I guess I shouldn't be mean to retarded fucking morons like you but HOLY FUCK! It all makes sense now why you are such a fucking loser! Your inability to understand subtext! The way you, over and over again, unintentionally troll yourself--but you can't see it coming or what an ass you make of yourself! The awkward, hilariously precise comments about making $61K in one year. The bragging about driving a Honda Civic! The pathetic need for reinforcement from other fucking losers, like DW and Uncircumcised, that was so sad, it involved making a fucking "alliance," like some kind of INTERNET LOSER CLUB! Ohh and your super creepy NAMBLA relationship with rodheh that was so fucking creepy, it even creeped him out how obsessed you were with him. And how you'd try so hard to suck max's ass but never, ever understand the context of what was going on! And those photos on your Facebook page: sooo awkward, sooo ugly!! And when you'd try to make jokes about sex or women and it'd just all come out creepy and wrong! No wonder you were so mad about the jokes I made about your shitty, worthless fucking BFA from a mediocre safety school for not very smart graphic designers! No wonder you would ask people like lickit if they thought your shitty sites, on a shitty internet backwater website, were "professional quality"! And OF COURSE you still can't quit this place! You don't have any *real* friends! OF COURSE uncircumcised would count, to you, as a "friend." You aren't emotionally capable of deciphering actual human emotion! Ohh god, that's rich! This whole time, when I called you a [b]RETARDED FUCKING MORON[/b], I was [b]RIGHT[/b]!!

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Your parties are as ever a triumph! I can only apologize for my late arrival.

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^ everything here is correct, except that Trump is the greatest thing to happen to lamestream politics ever. I would laugh my ass off if he won and probably take a day off from work to celebrate.

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the most INTREPID pilleater site ever!<br /><br />DarthWang will so relate to this!

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I lied. This is my last comment ever.

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Fucking thing cut off my message, was mentioning Darthwang being someone that has voted 5's etc. Basically just cause you vote 5 doesn't mean I'm going to always give you a 5 right back, hell I think only once have I ever given Lurg a 5 star if that. Make boring sites get a boring vote.

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voted 5's, 4's etc on several of my sites. I've done that same to his, vote 5 for what you think is fucking great if it's average give it a 3 if you think it's pretty good but not the best you've ever seen give a 4, give a 2 if you feel it's below average and if you think it's well crap and you don't fucking get it well ya give it a 1. Inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. You have to think about the odd chance of an actual new user coming to the site, they see some random crap they doesn't even make sense they aren't going to come here and contribute to wanting to make any new sites. Oh & SpecialNeedsRainbowB/QiangYi/whatever why abuse the fav button? Like this isn't even that great. Who favorites this shit? It's dumb. Go fav like lindsaylohan or some of the classics like maxreturns or something. Favorite buttons should be for like sites you'd almost want to jerk off to their that great not this. It's quite boring.

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i have been lookingfor thbis sound soccer horn ready for this jam for EVER. woo

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This site marks the high point of YTMND. It is the most perfect YTMND ever, and soon after YTMND's long, slow decline began.

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and you suck and yuor sites suck, quit trying to run people if anyone is even left beisdes the spammers you got, off. at least new people could join. for some reason anyone coming around doesnt stay they dont care about teh stupidest spam cartoons ever made.

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Fuck you for -1ing the wittiest comment you'll ever see, which isn't very witty

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Nobody ever does.

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Worst band ever.

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If you can find a way to make that mario less choppy & do a perfect screen swipe, I'd like to see it. Either way it's funny. If max ever comes back that should be one of the contest make like the perfect loading wait screen swipe or whatever, where it blows up or gets smashed, eaten, whatever.

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partyy mouse is the most awesome ever

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JohnnyLurg<br />2 days ago<br />7:50:11pm<br /><br />I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.<br /><br />fuck you you hook-nosed illegal spy fucker

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and you tell me to not do something, ever in a reply to me. yea i will be coming to rip out tha tfucking curly nappy fucking hair and dent yoru face in with my boot. <br /><br />Why big problem or something? do you run ytmnd, I mean the site is now about as shitty as you, which proves your the cause of the problem. So wether anyone gives a fuck or not well has to do with does anyone care about gttting on the internt and that being the prime deal with jews, is not to have any communication the only answer is kicking your godamn head in. do you think people wont do it? <br /><br />thats your problem dick sucker, deal with it. This site is shit all on account of you, you get your little gay butt buddies to come and upvote any crap site you make just to get on the TOPOF THE PAGE. thats it, the ytmnd a high voted star site goes to the top. you, crave attention and use mental retards who like it to, make any excuse for them then continue the shitty ass goatse rugrat filled shit.<br /><br />go to hell

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i dont want to see your sites so ill write whatever the fuck i want to on them alright? they suck and there there they suck they shouldnt be there. but fuck any debaitng go spam with your lurg destroy anythwere on the intenret LIKE FUCKING MAX GIVES A SHIT crew worthless faggot scums, being moron jews crying over everythign the only thing your doing is spamming a top of a site that max left here like an idiot. does not excuse your abuse spam and you you little godamn fuckign piece of shit. curly headed faggot. SHUT THE FUCK UP when i write stupid shit on your shitty sites. do whatever i godamn want to and entertain more people than you ever would oh wait i need max to spam this to the top of the SITE. the point of the site is of course the votes. and you abuse that and of course its not the point but its stupid. stupid as it is, that and it's stupid. making sure little crybaby doesnt cry about something else that never happened, again. lurg here.

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blizzard are scums. i just read about this and it was just what i had, been looking for. fuck. wow sucks now its trash its sims click click make money gambling online garbage. they sold gold and that is their marketing model. nothing else. they where the ruining of all mmo's and most online games EVER. it started with them and their selling of expansions to online games which you cant do and is greedyier than fuck since your already sucking monthly subscriptions. for what? fantasy ? fuck youall. assholes. besides they where nothing but gold sellers and the excuse they looked for, they looke dfor any excuse to make more scams in it, they pretended those people they called, the ninja's, where doign anythign and forced the auto-roll, which was hacked before they even came out with it. <br /><br />i went to play yeeears later after i played after it first came out mods where dicks, and it sucked. they screwed levelling anyting but their new expansion so they want you to pay for 2 games but one is fucked the other is the same and their thieves. and want money every month, plus auto-roll shit they put in you know around or before the burning crusade dog shit which i never fucked with idiots, it was hacked. the hack was being sold. blizzards marketing model is nothing but theft they should be sued the fuck out of. them and valve and most of these fucking shitty companies who cant come out with games. or believe its legit to sell a game then put an expansion on it and include all the players together to make it selling a fuckign godamn HACK FUCKERS. its not a game its GAMBLING. so they are turning games into gambling they steal from you to try to force you into it. its tehft, and fraud and scams spam fuck them all

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THE MOST AWESOMELY BAD SONG EVER!<br /><br />homage to VH1's documentary which features that song.