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aaaaaand yet another statemwent where you proclaim "everyone is stupid and i am not"<br /><br />but wait this is your super calculated genius character, right?

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and one more this: not trying to continue being a dick in this thread, because yes that needs to stop, but i've tried to make it clear over and over to several users that the defense of "you're delusional," "you're insane," "you're stupid," all these arguments fall into the same category, the category of claiming the other person is not physically capable of knowing or expressing their own argument and therefore their argument is inherently flawed. it's the weakest defense because it offers no criticism of the actual argument. it seeks to ignore the argument and nothing else. not unless you can point to concrete details, which you explicitly stated you will not be doing. all those other users who've pulled this seem to state that at some point, yet they will still continue to post walls of text about other things. ignoring the actual argument.<br /><br />every time i try to point that out, the same simple answers just come back around and they almost always are as worthy as "i know you are but what am i?"

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i made some english language errors, but you all can still get the effect of the story. please do not comment-downvote my story based on stupid grammar and spelling and english language. you can still get a big dick like i had when i wrote the story if you just suspend belief in the english language and just feel the bonehard zag i flip to your domez.

Day two, I'm up late with dumb gifs I've made just ready for audio to be uploaded. Ive tried under every browser and every operating system including Linux. I'm an audio engineer and i have shit to contribute. I just got fired from a really big record company and i want to share some stupid shit i have had to work on that im not supposed to share. Is there a work around for the audio upload bug? jizz balls.

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oops. Understand is not understnad at all.<br /><br />now i'm gonna look stupid for like a week..<br /><br />PLEASE understand... that the mistake I made was only a mistake, a typo in fact.<br />DO NOT become a hater and downvote my sites [u]PLEASE[/u].<br /><br />Thanks!$@#!

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oops. this is [i]not[/i] a new account at all.<br /><br />now i'm gonna look stupid for like a week when this on U&C and i made the first comment.

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Umfall is saying that nihn just rips Youtube.<br /><br />He does so with a rather witty use of a horribly stupid Adult Swim show in which Saul (of the Molemen) watches clips from YouTMNDube and realizes that he's seen these before.<br /><br />We're not sure what he's so salty about, but he's most definitely salty.

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i hate the dumb shirt ad to the left of the screen on ytmnd. i hate the models. the models do not represent anyone who wear those stupid clothings. they have big breast and are stupid models, therefor, they must wear the t-shirts to make it look like big breast people wear the shirts. again, they are models, and all models are stupid, and are not the idiots who wear those dumb hippy shirts.

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Being stupid does not make it funny.

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You really are turning into a fucking bitch. I used to enjoy your comical insults, but now it seems to be fucking personal for some fucking reason. What exactly have I done to you, huh? Quit being ignorant. I know and you know that I've made several sites that you enjoy. <br /><br />What has YTMND 2.0 done to you? Ever since the switch your PMS has multiplied. Look at you, a self-proclaimed "old guy" who seems to spend more time on YTMND than I do going around and insulting people. At least I have fun on here and enjoy making stupid jokes. You've made 22,100 comments, 41,000 votes, and have spent $150 on a site you clearly dislike for the most part: http://ytmnd.com/users/gr33nscr33n/votes. And I'll be honest, your sites are nothing special either: http://webelo.ytmnd.com ... the 5's you did get were from a group of users who sucked each others' balls while they had a different colored name from the majority of users. <br /><br />So if you hate my shit, fine. Quit bringing up my life as being a waste because clearly you spend as much (if not more) time on here as I do. I have not been very active on here this summer and it's been the best summer I've had in a very long time, FYI. When I am in school, I use this site as a stress reliever when I can't do shit in the wintertime because I live in one of the coldest fucking states in America. I do not have the luxuries that you probably do in New York Fuckin City. Yet you choose to spend your time on here being a dick, trying to sound as if you are above all. Newsflash: You're not.

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i do. but not this one. this is one of a few (maybe ONE other one) sites ive created that does not require some in-depth knowledge into ytmnd or users or specific sites.<br /><br />yes, this joke is stupid. yes, it's yet another star trek TNG edits pop culture reference website. but i have showed this to people not familiar to ytmnd and they not only laughed out loud, they seemed impressed with the editing i did. yeah, call me a whore, but considering i have a career in video/film, the ability to please the average person with dumb media is an important understanding to have. i'm proud of the site and even prouder of the low effort that went into actually making it.<br /><br />this seriously took about 40 minutes to make. even after people are familiarized with AE, they still dont seem to realize the simpliity of duplicating layers, color keying out sections, garbage masking and throwing those layers on top of layers. i'm sure people thought i spent 10 hours in photoshop with the pen tool.

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the deal is that your comment was lame and reflects that you must be stupid. not only this, if i had my way with you i would rip out the shoe-strings of my faggot hipster shoes and tie off your balls with them while i suck.

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If you are trying to make me feel stupid, it's not working.

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Im not sure what repost of this pizzone site you speak of, and for that matter what comment of yours you speak of either. i do believe you are on some sort of mind altering drug but if you'd like to offer any proof of those claims beyond your words or the testimony of a moon crew member, since said testimony would be biased, then id be happy to listen to them. this site was made because i believe that the moon crew is the cancer that is killing ytmnd and the sooner they are banned the better. so i suppose it is a retaliation but not against something that only exists in your twisted little mind but against the moon crew and their collective stupidity, redundancy, and communism. good day.

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...So i can feel good about my stance of integrity? To set an example for others to follow?<br /><br />Lately, I've been thinking more about the things I don't like about YTMND (voting system, subpar levels of creativity, shitty "stalking" 2.0 features, garish 2.0 design) than the things I do (great users like LegoLewdite and ryanmontana, 2.0 "background/foreground" stuff). Clearly, there's something wrong with the way things work, but I can't think of how to change these things.<br /><br />I actually thinking about making a site/series of sites on YTMND - not fad comps, but like commentaries on the site itself, shit that I love, shit that annoys me, etc. I'd definitely like to do one on voting, but I need to think about the voting scale again, and what I think constitutes a fair voting scheme. <br /><br />One final thought: I don't repost, I don't revenge-downvote, and I don't wait for favorable times to post sites - and I don't do it because of users like you. I've long admired your stubborn devotion to this site, and your willingness to ruffle feathers (presumably for the greater good if the site). I asked you about the repost only because, with you, it's a question that actually matters. The 15-year-old retards will do stupid shit all the time for equally idiotic reasons. But if stalwarts like Umfuld are gaming the system, well, we're fucked. We're probably fucked fucked anyway. I don't know. <br /><br />Anyway, mediocre site, Umfuld, but I still think you're a cool guy. Sorry about the mess I left on your comments page.

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The video itself is funny if your are a kindergartner...the guy tries too hard to be funny but is annoying, stupid, and not worth fad-status on ytmnd...I will keep spamming raymond.gif until YOU move on to something new...or if there's a new full-blown fad on ytmnd.

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funny is an opinion. I think the beat/sound is funny. <br />the gifs are a stupid small sample of the video. <br />but to me, the song is funny.<br />I'm here for me (to get a mp3 ULR for a music player,lol), and not anyone else.<br />buh bye

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10 for not citing the movie to avoid the stupid "Kill Bill vs Pulp Fiction" war. (and btw, the "dead nigger storage" line DOES come from Pulp Fiction. Look it up)

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yeah, thanks for explaining, that makes this all not pathetic and stupid... really

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ok, not to stir up conspiracy but he was a loud mouth jackass....and maybe he was so stupid he let it slip that we actually have more than 1 internet running.......I'm just saying he would fuck up on that level, luckily everyone thinks he just retarded for the statement.

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Are you sure you didn't mean to put the Declaration of Independence? 90% Tea baggers don't know the difference between the two. I know these because I’ve gone to tea parties and asked people questions and to no avail for their cause 99% have no clue what their talking about.<br /><br />Tea baggers are the dumbest of America. The represent the most closed minded mislead microcosm of the intellectual bankrupt conservatives in America.<br /><br />They protest Obama raising taxes when in fact he has lowered taxes for almost the complete majority of them.<br /><br />They protest the expansion of government but were silent when Reagan and Bush expanded the government more than any other president since FDR and they even go as far as to demi-god both of these former presidents despite their so called “distrust of government”(Which only applies when a Democrat is in office)<br /><br />The restriction of 2nd Amendment (Which 99% don‘t understand). Where nothing has happened.<br /><br />Other than continuing the warrant less NSA domestic spying program where has Obama violated the Constitution? Try reading and its secondary documents as opposed to regurgitating what you are inundated by conservative pundits on television, internet, and am radio.<br /><br />This is exactly the type of partisan stupidity that is killing any chance of a better future for our country. Would you have made this for George W. too?<br /><br />I know this will fall on deaf ears because the only thing now days a so called “conservative” holds dearly on to is the opinions and world views given to them by their political puppeteers. Many liberals have the same problem however it is not endemic in liberal communities.

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Shut up you fucking moron. Christ. Not funny or even substantial or even ANYTHING at all. That wasn't even a funny post that guy made. That was just stupid. I mean you are the stupid one. That post was just nothing.

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he also just got a "freelance" video job covering his father's 3rd wedding. mr. condo was furius at how many stupid vertical wipes fear threw into the video.<br /><br />"you fuckin stupid kid. you cut off the end or mike's toast with another one of your idiotic screen wipe things, then you cut right to your stepsister's boobs. not to mention that was the 5th rapid-fire wipe within the last minute of footage."

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Damn if your not right the Ages. I changed my vote. But I can still hate hipsters and their stupid fucking bicycles.

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I figure I'm not going to convince you, but I thought sharing my opinion might sway users less devoted to the moonman core idea of unmitigated racism. I acknowledge the effort you've put into transforming moonman into something marketable, but you are wrapping a gold sheet of foil around a nugget of shit. The moonman fad lacks the mocking self-awareness that other proclaimed stupid humor fads have. There is no meta-humor-like edge that makes it acceptable to enjoy in its current form. That fine line has been crossed, and thus, it is impossible for me to support it in good conscience, (or maybe I've just interpreted them to be smarter than they really are, and this one stupider than it, but I digress: I wouldn't have to dissect the fad so much if I enjoyed it at face value). The underlying theme of moonman is that taboos are intrinsically funny. They aren't. Moonman is the equivocation of racism without the political subtext to give it meaning. Calling blacks niggers without a punchline is not racial comedy. Anyone who thinks they are the same thing is missing the point. What you've done is applicable to a celebrity, or a box of cornflakes, but without the added bonus of using pop culture ironically. You've tried to develop moonman into a blank slate for the rebellious spirit, but all you've really done is make a poor man's Dr-L337.

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It's not the train that's crazy, it's the girl that's stupid.

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Rolf dude your hardly "ballin"... your salvage title 06 STS is worth about 15k if that.<br /><br />You really are not to smart... You have to be the biggest douchebag in cleveland.<br /><br />Your friend are all gay, thusly I tend to think your gay. I mean look at the chipolte video.<br /><br />Just to show how stupid you are you are calling out the whole internet, its about to get nasty I think...

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1. My last name is Braun.<br />2. Braun can be mistaken for brawn.<br />3. BraunB4Brain is like prioritizing strength over intelligence, which is evident because "brawn" is misspelled as "braun."<br />4. And to top it all off, I'm not actually stupid. [site yesyouare:site]

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Yes, everything can be explained...not. Occasionally people have heard voices in the background, suggesting that it's not just a looped signal, but rather that it's actually being broadcast by someone holding something up to a mic. That's not just some stupid Russian who left their radio on.

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you have the editing skills (more than basic editing skills) to create something actually funny and fun. something that appeals to people who are not ultra familiar with specific ytmnd jokes/moonman. so why do you waste time with garbage like this and everything moonman? you must be very young. or stupid.