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Also, max should delete your account for linking to your IRL name and location info on Amazon.

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Yeah, yeah, I know; that guy took OCDing to new highs (lows). The funny part about hitting the 50,000 vote marker is how many times I did it. At least three different times, just after I cracked 50,000, max would mass delete a shit ton of sdk, lurg, moonman or whatever sites, knocking the tally back a few thousand. Not that any of this is something to be proud of but imagine how many votes (and time wasted) I racked up if you count all those deleted sites/votes [i]AND[/i] the dozens of other accounts I was using.<br /> <br />Woo. Go us.

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I intend to have Max delete you when you reach 1407.

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But we're not done yet. <br /><br />#3A. http://i.imgur.com/ecqRwA4.png - Fast forward a year to May 30, 2013, just a month before max finally empties the deletion queue to once and for all delete the gr33nscr33n account and all its history from ytmnd. Despite my repeated attempts to delete the account for two+ years prior, retards like you and DW think it's some sort of punishment against me or something. But that's because you are dumb. The funny part? At that moment, a month before this massive, multiple account having, disreputable troll account is finally, entirely, and permanently removed from ytmnd history, my comment rating is still +0.80 with the second most comments made ever on the site at 23,841. <br /> <br />#3B. http://i.imgur.com/XxXeA2K.png - You, on the other hand, despite all of your brown nosed ass kissing of max, and all of your attempts at dis sites against the gr33nscr33n account, or FFFU, which you think is operated by one of the most hated users on the site, JoeyJoeJoe, despite all your attempts to be a "sincere" member of the "populace," you are leveled off at a -0.80, now with 4,130 comments. Which is basically to say that, despite all your attempts to knock some of ytmnd's most obnoxious users down a peg, nobody gives a flying fuck what you do or say.<br /> <br />Well, aside from the part where we all laugh our fucking asses off at how stupid you are, comment after comment, revealing a bit more mental retardation with every post. The unintentionally hilarious "Mr Bean" of ytmnd commenting.<br /> <br />Yeah, people are tripping over themselves to show you their respect. You jar of Taco Bell farts.

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Ohh madDoge, prepare to be put in your place yet again (even though you're too stupid to understand why):<br /> <br />#1A. http://i.imgur.com/2zYjOO0.png - A screen cap from April 10th, 2010, just after max retooled profile pages to display comment ratings AND about the time I stopped making sites and began to just fuck with people here instead: Gr33nscr33n's comment stats: 21,522 comments for an average of +1.15.<br /><br />#1B. http://i.imgur.com/ehSo6dq.png - A screen cap from May 9, 2010, the closest I could get on your acc't via WaybackMachine to 4/10/10: madDogSoldier's comment stats: 2,523 for an average of +0.04.<br /><br />NB regarding this first round of stats: the more comments one makes, the more comment votes one receives. Despite my snarky, snobby, often downvoting comments on sites by douche guzzlers like you, I still maintained a significantly high comment rating.<br /><br />#2A. http://i.imgur.com/gwEu8LY.png - Now two years later, on March 8, 2012, I've had a nasty public argument with max about ytmnd2.0, been temporarily IP banned for it, have not just stopped making sites but deleted all but a couple trolls sites and am basically harassing DW, Uncircumcised, Shizzle, mikstaryo, pde, Lurg, MrMuskOx, Goneja, FatHistorian, you, rodheh, and a slew of other ytmnd retards on an almost daily basis--so much so that Shizzle writes a script to downvote each of my (and Umfuld's) comments with ten accounts. And yet, even with all that jack-assery, my rating, with 23,234 comments, holds out at +0.85 while yours...<br /><br />#2B. http://i.imgur.com/QyzJgh7.png ...from that same day, you well respected man about town, doing the best things so conservatively, you've dropped right into negative numbers, at -0.08 with 3,666 comments. Truly a man of the people!

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Discovered max hates Moon Man and now max will delete any Moon Man page he sees (Thank SantaBotAI for the info).<br /><br />Isn't Moon Man supposed to lure me to McDonald's and render me fat at midnights?<br />OH GOD! FAT PEOPLE INCOMING! LOCK YOUR DOORS WHILE YOU SLEEP!<br /><br />(P.S. Moon Man's popping up again)

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One of the few problems with max deleting me over and over again is that I have to keep coming back here to tell the internet how much I loved these sites and how shitty it is that the guy who made them is gone for good.

He's talking about your documented, past alt abuse (for which you have been deleted). Max, please just IP-ban (and delete) this parasite already!

It's not the same shirt but it has similar lighting and the same color walls. I'm guessing it was max's girlfriend back when he was a young and attractive guy who went out and made friends before his life turned to...this. <br /><br />She had agreed to pose for him in the YTMND merchandise after he finally put together a plan for generating decent revenue - instead of just spending all day bitching about his declining traffic while shooting down anyone whose gif+sound mashups weren't artistic enough for his standards. Hoping this would be a turning point, she happily put on the outfits in the hope that she could finally stop looking at the last two years with him as an embarrassment and he might make something of himself. (Afterwards, she decided to fool around with him for what would be the last time, which is when that pic was taken.)<br /><br />However, things didn't pick up, and instead of brokering a deal with the fledgling Web 2.0 sites that are now worth millions, he fell back to his old pattern of begging for donation pennies to keep the site running. Seeing his inability to make adult business decisions to monetize the notoriety his site had once generated, she became frustrated and broke up with his answering machine. max then decided to get revenge but by this point his human interaction had dwindled, so he lashed out at her in the only way he could - he made a YTMND site of his ex-girlfriend's cooch.<br /><br />After taking a massive shit, max realized his mistake and deleted the site he had created 10 minutes prior - but not before a few users had saved the jpg externally. Since he had kept the YTMND community insulated from his prior personal life (just as he had become insulated from the outside world), the risk of damage was pretty minimal. After all, the odds of it surfacing again were pretty small, and even if it did, it might make him feel a bit better.<br /><br />Or maybe it's just some random camwhore, I dunno.

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When max deleted my TemporaryArm acc't, I thought I'd lost this gem of a site forever in the haystack of ytmnd bullshit.

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I'm counting the at least 5 of 49 sites you've made about/because of me. At least 10% of your "professional level" sites. You have a stalker problem and your obsession with me is enough for me to tell max to have you banned/deleted. That and your constant support of hate speech, blatant racism, misogyny, antisemitism, homophobia, and other prejudices. <br /> <br />You make me sick.

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If I'm so terrible, how come Max never banned me but deleted your account twice and many of your alts?

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deleted* max site<br /> <br />.<br /> <br />*ought to be

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While I'm glad max finally emptied the deletion queue to get rid of the gr33nscr33n acc't, I do kinda wish all my nasty comments on your sites were still here. I said some really funny shit.

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Beginning of next July, if the past few purges of the deletion queue are any indication. max seems to do it that time every year.

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It was funny when I made this site and then deleted it and then you reposted it and then I made a comment on it and then max deleted my account.

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are you serious? one of your older sites had the first part in it "I wanna fuck max goldberg in the ass" and i just extended the edit<br /><br /><br />Do NOT read below if you were only kidding<br /><br />-------------------------------<br /><br /><br />Dude what the hell is wrong with you? you flip flop on everything. you've already said how I'm your biggest fan and how cool it is. I fucking dedicated my whole account to your image, and now you stab me on the back?<br /><br />And for the record, like I tell everyone on ytmnd, [b][u] I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of me. [/b][/u] I'm surprised you'd call my fan work of your imaginary world antics disgusting. The whole theme of this ytmnd is humor. <br /><br />I don't know if it's the meth high, the comedown, or if you are just joking, or if you are just a whackjob as I've always assumed you were that i've easily learned to enjoy, but I'm starting to wonder if it was worth it. I've actually gotten a lot of disrespect from other users, and it's not that i care what they think, but by deciding to side with your character, I've chosen to basically give up on my opportunity to gain the fame of awesome users here like Fameri-Gai who's way out of my League anyway. <br /><br />You probably will respond to this as you usually do with some random ass phrase about crabs or some bullshit but dude I have no problem changing things. Let me know, I will delete this account, come back as someone else, you won't know me. Eventually you will realize just how meth'd up you are (LOL that's how DarthWang says messed up)

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I am curious about max's "modding," as we might call it. I know a bunch of locked accounts (all of Nisa's alts, for instance, or rodheh's various accounts before Incentive) got deleted in the purge. But then accounts I was sure were alts of one user, which have been dormant for a long time as though locked, didn't get deleted. His deleting really isn't an exact science, especially if someone seems to be savvy enough to jump around with diff't IPs.

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Yeah, I immediately re-registered an account that I put in the deletion queue a year and a half ago the minute max finally deleted, logged back in, and made a comment warning other people not to break the Terms of Service or whatever. <br /> <br />Well, I better understand now why you believe in angels, are afraid of the female anatomy, believe in conspiracy theories, and see reptile people everywhere: you're a fucking retard.<br /> <br />Also, you both have the gayest voices on the internet. It's like one of you caught fag voice from feltching the other.

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lol the best part about max deleting the gr33nscr33n acct is that somehow [i]THIS[/i] is now your top rated site!

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I deleted it a long time ago, with all but two of my old sites. Then, when Braxton died, I made one more site for him, then eventually put the whole account in the deletion queue....which took max two years to clear out. But lucky for you, people have hated me long before I went the troll route: imjacked.ytmnd.com

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Apparently you missed the part where I made a site taunting max to delete the gr33nscr33n acc't and then repeatedly tested to see how much I could get away with before he'd actually delete it. It's not like I was hiding behind multiple IPs or coding automated acc'ts or other such attempts to cover my tracks. I was being openly annoying on purpose. Idiot.

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Coming from someone who was actually dumb enough to be deleted by Max [i]multiple times[/i] on a dead website, that's a real badge of honor. Idiot.

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ha. While I am a little amused that y'all thought I had that much ytmnd clout, the fact is that, in this round of deletions, max only dumped the long-since locked gr33nscr33n acct and my temporary temporaryarm acct. So if you had noticeable changes in your site/comment ratings, it is because <br />either:<br /><br />1. Max can't code, and thus the adjustments are way off.<br /><br />2. Max emptied the whole deletion queue for the first time in years, and thus many long-since locked but not yet deleted accts were cleared out of the system (Nisa and his army of alts, for instance, or buffcoat, aka lurg, and his armies of alts, or rodheh and his army of alts. That would explain a significant bump in both site and comment ratings.<br /><br />3. And last, possibly because the gr33nscr33n acct had so many comments, often littering flame war type comments pages, if you were a part of any of those pages, not only might you have lost downvoted comments with the purge, the deletion would have also changed the data on how many comments you'd made overall.<br /><br />4. joke about GreyGoose and max being a cranky cranker.

Are you fucking kidding me? max just deleted a shitload of crap accounts and now there's even more. Someone just perma ban pilleater altogether because he's the source of all this faggotry.

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Max deleted the account these were on a long time ago. I finally found them on the Wayback Machine. I'm reposting some of them.

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You know, if Max just deleted the massive amounts of altrings (particularly from Nisa and the Moon Crew), ytmnd could possibly still have a relatively long shelf life. It's a simple solution but for some reason "internet bureaucracy" apparently wants that to stay a wet dream for ytmnd veterans.

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i hold max accountable because i cant delete my account... and its not like im going to delete my ytmnds one by one... even tho i could very easily...

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max saved ytmnd all by himself by not letting anyone delete their account lol

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Better tell max about that! He's sure to delete them within the next couple of days!