| ?Christians had 1 weakness |
hallowedredeemer |
(2.40) |
796 |
2006-06-04 |
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comment by:
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comment:
Wonder if they're looking to hire a freelance editor??
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| ?server flooding mexicans |
Feuerfreiguy |
(2.75) |
675 |
2006-11-16 |
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comment by:
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I lost my job to an illegal immigrant. So I say we should f*cking kill them all.
I was working for a construction company, who hired a bunch of illegal aliens, then fired a bunch of citizens.
F*CK MEXICANS.
If you are going to come to this country, do it f*cking right and get a f*cking visa.
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| ?Even when you least expect it.... |
AngryDriver |
(4.39) |
9,485 |
2006-11-17 |
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comment by:
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So Dateline hired the King and showed Chris the door?
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| ?Black guy bodyguard for PS3 |
ZodiakLucien |
(4.22) |
29,558 |
2006-11-19 |
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comment by:
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Be careful when hiring n*gg*s, you never know when they might start stealing bikes.
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| ?The Impersonator: Vegeta |
TheImpersonator |
(3.58) |
2,592 |
2006-11-18 |
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comment by:
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i bet someone would hire you if, um... you paid them.
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| ?Terminator Stunt Double |
ThaDarkPhoenix |
(4.02) |
11,340 |
2006-11-24 |
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comment by:
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Damn, why didn't they hire better stunt doubles?
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| ?Drivin to work with NPR. |
Feedrosie |
(4.27) |
17,125 |
2006-11-29 |
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comment by:
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You're hired as NPR's new VP of programming and marketing.
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| ?(nsfw) The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer |
Sphonix |
(3.40) |
9,658,375 |
2006-10-14 |
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comment by:
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SOME BODY HIRE RUSSIAN SPIES TO KILL THIS GUY!
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| ?It cannot be putted into the oven |
sixstringsofire |
(2.73) |
1,337 |
2006-12-07 |
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comment by:
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thats what happens when you hire a n*gg*r straight out of the army to translate your sh*t. oh look its an american! he must know how to speak his own language! n*gg*rs aren't THAT stupid!
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| ?Test |
klasky |
(4.01) |
3,075 |
2006-09-11 |
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comment by:
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because of the obvious inherent restrictions and limitations involved. There is something comforting about the limitations, however...as the inifinite possibilites of a tabula rasa is quite initimidating at times. Not to mention the fact that I do not exactly have the resources to hire actors to perform my own comedy sketches. I think I have succeeded in making a few people laugh on YTMND, so for me that is satisfying, whether or not I have communicated any kind of "truth about the human experience".
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| ?Show her you love her this holiday season |
GeorgeDubyaIdiot |
(3.86) |
20,419 |
2006-12-10 |
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comment by:
rating given:
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comment:
site needs hire ratings. needs more 'good day sir'.
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| ?Phoenix Wright Defends YTMND |
BlackPixel |
(4.33) |
41,918 |
2006-04-23 |
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comment by:
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EBW should hire Phoenix Wright, and thus instantly get itself found not guilty of all copyright violations/allegations of theft.
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| ?Verizon Fails at Math (long) |
pilcrow |
(4.45) |
274,336 |
2006-12-09 |
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comment by:
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I hope that verizon raised their hiring standards after becoming... aware of this.
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| ?Verizon Fails at Math (long) |
pilcrow |
(4.45) |
274,336 |
2006-12-09 |
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comment by:
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HOLY CRAP THIS IS HILARIOUS!! how were those people hired? how? i could have done that multiplication (0.002x35896) in fourth grade
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| ?PTKFGS: Not So Great Moments in Wrestling Musi... |
frenchbreadpizza |
(3.14) |
1,447 |
2006-12-20 |
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comment by:
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Well not long after the whole B&C angle wrapped up he was fired by WWE, so he went to Japan and teamed up with Johnny Stamboli. 'bout a year ago he was re-hired by WWE, they just haven't come up with anything to do with him yet.
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| ?2006 - The Year of Sadness (UPDATED slightly) |
xxxxthegoatxxxx |
(3.97) |
14,960 |
2006-12-26 |
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| ?Microsoft Word fails at Grammar |
WarszawaScream |
(4.07) |
10,392 |
2005-10-18 |
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comment by:
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Microsoft's been hiring n*gg*r programers
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| ?Super Raccoon Diddy |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.35) |
15,386 |
2007-01-01 |
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comment by:
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There's a great difference between this and Caricature YTMND: One is incredibly overrated and makes me want to hire a hitman to kill its creator, and the other is this.
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| ?4kids is more messed.. |
Triedge |
(3.81) |
7,242 |
2006-04-07 |
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Who's the crackheaded shrink they hired to come up with that?!?!
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| ?My,my,my... penis |
elkyelk |
(3.90) |
1,975 |
2007-01-09 |
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comment by:
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this penis website is offensive. i am going to hire a private investigator to find out who you are and upon receiving that information i will promptly show you MY penis.
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| ?Finally, a keyboard for YTMND! |
Epicenter |
(4.11) |
9,219 |
2007-01-10 |
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comment by:
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Dude, you need to hire a new hand model!!!! Holy liver spots!
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| ?YTMND vs. Sega |
DZK |
(4.67) |
257,248 |
2007-01-11 |
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comment by:
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I'm still shocked SEGA is still afloat. They have money to hire lawyers?
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| ?The Ultimate Executive |
sickeninga |
(4.05) |
15,813 |
2006-06-18 |
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YOUR HIRED!
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| ?Timbaland pulls an Eric Bauman |
GeckoYamori |
(4.63) |
134,874 |
2007-01-15 |
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comment by:
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It's sh*tty this dumb n*gg*r decided to rip these guys off, but if neither is willing to pursue legal action, then what you are doing is iditotic. The guy doesn't realize how open and shut this case is. His own ignorance is sad, but instead of "spreading the word" moronically, you could start a donation site so that he can acquire adequate legal coverage. Just like how stupid so many people on this site are when ebaums rip them off, they donate money to make idiotic YTMNDs popular instead of hiring a lawyer
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| ?PTKFGS: Closed |
cowchpotato258 |
(4.03) |
9,492 |
2007-01-16 |
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comment by:
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Sega will be ours then we can fire this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Griffith Sonic's idiotic voice actor then hire either Jaleel White or Ryan D back for the official Sonic voice.
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| ?The Ultimate Executive |
sickeninga |
(4.05) |
15,813 |
2006-06-18 |
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i would hire this guy it sounds like he wants to go ligit
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| ?mankinds last defence |
macc |
(2.77) |
2,588 |
2005-08-24 |
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comment by:
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LOL! the music makes it. I think the government needs to hire some more people to save earth.
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| ?Holy Cross!! (hit refresh?) |
dead4life |
(3.63) |
3,568 |
2007-01-21 |
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comment by:
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nice voice acting, i want to hire you for a hentai im working on
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| ?Death of a Fad (14.5% More Heartless) |
Musicrant |
(3.50) |
2,187 |
2007-01-23 |
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comment by:
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thank you for not using Simple Plan, and it also reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch of the two depressed businessmen who hang themselves in front of the house of the people who wouldnt hire them.
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| ?Aqua Teen is THE BOMB |
Sentroid91 |
(4.26) |
66,974 |
2007-01-31 |
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comment by:
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You bring up a good point Skynard. Use some COMMON SENSE. Don't react inappropriately and demonize the two guys who were hired to put litebrites around the city. Notice how it was put into 10 different cities and Boston was the only one who overreacted so? Also the media has already labeled them as hoax devices clearly implying that they were intended to be seen as bombs when they never were. So yeah, you're right. Use common sense. It'll help you.
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