?WOW!! Hillary Clinton could be the first... |
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Why? Because GW has the balls to call the shots and make decisions others would balk at. Certainly, JUNIOR senator Clinton would love a chance to flee from the office, hence why she's running. Its not that she really wants to be President, she just wants to sit in the chair and say "I'm a woman President" and then get up and leave.
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?Stephanie: Idolatry |
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2007-08-31 |
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If Stephanie's involved, I'll forget SENATOR JON BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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?"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Come on... |
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2007-09-01 |
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BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY.. DUN DUN.... SENATOR JON BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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?Larry Craig doesn't like gay sex! |
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2007-09-09 |
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Senator Craig does, too.
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?Larry Craig doesn't like gay sex! |
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2007-09-09 |
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Shame on you press. Tryin' to catch Senator Craig ridin' dirty.
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?END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... |
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2007-09-11 |
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I petitioned the Senators to end all Railguns... but they wouldn't listen...
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?Larry Craig doesn't like gay sex! |
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2007-09-09 |
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C'mon people, get a grip. Senator Craig is not gay. He just likes to have sex with men because his wife doesn't have a penis.
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?Silence Medley: Byrd |
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2007-09-16 |
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4'33" live at the Senate!
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?The U.S Dollar |
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2007-09-19 |
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If blaming it on the President doesn't work then say something racist stating it is everyone else's fault other than your own. Don't blame Congress or The Senate for allowing Bush to do what he's done. Don't blame big business for outsourcing millions of jobs. And certainly don't blame yourself and those around you for voting your local, state and federal representatives into office.
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?DON'T TASE ME, BRO! |
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2007-09-18 |
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DISAGREEING WITH THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC SENATOR IS FORBIDDEN!
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?What is DTMB (with 100% moar bro) |
windmillninja |
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2007-09-20 |
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Senator John Kerry.
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?The Great Moon Hoax |
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2007-09-07 |
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Senator Craig is thinking hard about ordering some more moon missions
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?The Truth About ___ News |
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2007-10-06 |
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CSPAN is unbiased, but no one watches it because they can't be bothered to sit through a 5-hour senate hearing. So in the end, you can only blame yourselves for Bill O' Reilly.
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?The Truth About ___ News |
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2007-10-06 |
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it was senator craig's pocket
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?John Gibson: Does That Make Me A Racist? |
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2007-10-11 |
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CaribDevist-I recall Obama being pretty open about his opposition to the war since the beginning, and I don't recall Billy Zane's question requiring the candidate to be in the Senate. Mike Gravel is another one and Gore would also count if he were to announce a candidacy as well. BillyZane is right in the lack of candidates who voted against the war "in congress", but candidates that were in congress at the time don't even make up the majority of 2008 primary hopefuls and it is quite unreasonable to expect them to. Either way, BillyZane needs to stop drink Paul's Kool-Aid. Also CaribDevist, how is me pointing that out make me a douche?
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?John Gibson: Does That Make Me A Racist? |
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2007-10-11 |
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The point is that he was very vocally against the war both when he was running for State Senate in 2002, and for U.S. Senate in 2004.
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?Earthworm Carry |
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2007-10-15 |
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Chewy length of Senator... lol
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?John Gibson: Does That Make Me A Racist? |
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2007-10-11 |
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No Conine I do blame anyone for voting to go to war and is now taking a stance against it. What you're saying is it's ok for them to vote against what's right because it was popular to do so and they would have been made fun of. Ron Paul voted against it when it was unfashionable because he has a little thing called integrity that is very few and far between among these dickheads in congress/white house/senate.
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?Byrd on Dogfighting |
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2007-07-20 |
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So lynching n**gers isn't barbaric, but dogfighting is? Thank you, Mr. How the f*ck was I elected to Senate for 40 years.
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?watermellon for president |
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2007-11-14 |
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If watermelon wins, expect alot of black senators.
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?Hillary Clinton is EVIL |
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2007-11-28 |
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94. S.AMDT.3017 to H.R.1585 To express the sense of the Senate regarding Iran.
Sponsor: Sen Kyl, Jon [AZ] (introduced 9/20/2007) Cosponsors (8)
Latest Major Action: 9/26/2007 Senate amendment agreed to. Status: Amendment SA 3017 as modified agreed to in Senate by Yea-Nay Vote. 76 - 22. Record Vote Number: 349.
from http://thomas.loc.gov/
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?Hillary Clinton gets Easy Questions |
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2007-12-03 |
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The senator would like to make it clear that this response was delivered prior to her awareness of the so-called "hot chocolate" modification which reveals a previously blurred pokepenis in the mating minigame.
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?Hillary Clinton gets Easy Questions |
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2007-12-03 |
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Senator Byrd would be a better subtle, outspoken reference
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?We need EPIC freedom (Hint: that means we need... |
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2007-12-06 |
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What I heard was this applied to unprotected networks, like the public internet access found at libraries or maybe even a coffee shop or something. If it gets passed and the sh*t hits the fan, simply make sure your wireless network at home has a passkey that's 128bit WEP encrypted and you should be fine. I'm almost positive senate won't pass this. BTW, cpcpcp.ytmnd is exactly what they are talking about. If you saw a site like that at the library and it was caught by an employee, she would legally have to report it.
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?Ted Stevens Explains Optimus Prime |
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2006-08-12 |
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Senator Stevens + Optimus Prime = Winsauce.
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?Happy 60th, Ted Danson |
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2007-12-29 |
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Oh, Filibuster, where are you when Senator Robert Byrd tries to pass his stupid bullsh*t?
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?Senator Byrd Calls on His Allies |
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2007-12-31 |
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03:30: Bury Senator Robert Byrd.
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?I can haz Liberty |
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2007-12-27 |
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Might want to check out Ron Paul's platform. I know its difficult to get over your conditioned beliefs about party politics and look at the man himself and his record. But, for the sake of our country, we all need to get past this partisanship trap. Our country faces real problems in the very near future, we no longer have the luxury of playing games or letting ourselves be divided by the same old wedge issues. Ron Paul is anti-war and has been so for the entirity of his 20 year career in the Senate.
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?Victory for men everywhere. |
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2008-01-09 |
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Yo ware all da wite senators at?
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?(nsfw) Master of Polend |
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2008-01-12 |
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SENATOR GEORGE w BUSCH
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