?Steely Phils 10th BONER! |
JoeDawgJAC |
(2.60) |
1,982 |
2007-04-18 |
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god you stupid gay f*ck stop ,making these damn sites before hitman is hired to take you out.
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?Hey Cho |
Hamsnibit |
(2.87) |
1,137 |
2007-04-19 |
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no, I actually had a panel of ad execs that i hired to think of it for me
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?Dancing in the Dark |
bonushobo |
(4.15) |
47,990 |
2007-04-28 |
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This gun's for hire.
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?Kevin Rose VS Hd-dvd |
cubetriangle |
(3.84) |
6,265 |
2007-05-02 |
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I don't think there is anything 100% illegal about it. I mean, the guy from doom9 just "found" the key monitoring his memory. He didn't hire an dolphin to swim through the internet to eventually hack the gibson to for this code.... or did he? = O
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?09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C... |
Ricapar9x |
(3.92) |
85,176 |
2007-05-01 |
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If movie's in general didn't suck so much they wouldn't be going down the tubes like they are. Hiring Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicholas Cage and other crap actors out to 4 of 5 movies is whats killing the industry. I find that most people will buy the movie if its worth it's weight...but no one is willing to pay to watch Garfield 2 and therefore people feel comfortable pirating. The quality of movies is going down...and most big budget movies (those that cost over lets say 60-70 Million to produce) end
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?Happy Cinco de Mayo! |
CreepPipe |
(4.36) |
8,788 |
2007-05-05 |
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take the corona off there, that's f*cking piss. they hire about 30 mexicans to piss in a bottle at the corona bottling plant, drink dos equis (spelling is wrong but i'm American)
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?Kitty can fix it! |
TadIsABabe |
(3.19) |
1,782 |
2007-05-12 |
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I hired that kitten to look at my VCR once. He does quality work, but his prices are outrageus.
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?Sonic with Protoss Advice |
Luminar |
(4.15) |
22,553 |
2005-07-21 |
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lol, "Mygh life for hire!" You should have made it so it said, "First, you construct additional pylons. Then, you construct additional pylons.", etc
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?STARCRAFT 2 ANNOUNCED *update* |
MuckRaker |
(3.88) |
63,776 |
2007-05-19 |
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Well, it depends on how the MMORPG is done. If they do it in the same style as WOW, itll suicide the series. However, they are hiring for a Next Gen MMORPG already, and there's a good chance for it to be the StarCraft one.
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?STARCRAFT 2 ANNOUNCED *update* |
MuckRaker |
(3.88) |
63,776 |
2007-05-19 |
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No way, if they're hiring for a new MMO, it's probably gonna be D3
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?STARCRAFT 2 ANNOUNCED *update* |
MuckRaker |
(3.88) |
63,776 |
2007-05-19 |
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MY WIFE FOR HIRE
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?Katrina Evacuation had one Weakness |
XX |
(3.75) |
20,756 |
2005-09-21 |
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Blacks are filthy animals. They are genetically inferior to the other races and it shows. Just look at Africa and what a seething disease cesspool it's become. That's because blacks don't know how to take care of the things they have. They also lack the ability to work together, and they never will. It's the black gene, pure and simple. If you are an employer, never hire a black person, because they will steal from you and ruin your business. Not to mention make you look bad. Blacks are filth.
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?PRESS A B OR C TO CONTINUE |
altair808 |
(3.75) |
5,984 |
2007-05-25 |
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She was hired, and Lohan went on to appear in over 60 commercials, including a Jell-O pudding spot with Bill Cosby. Her ad work led to roles in soap operas, and she was already considered a show-business veteran in 1996 when she landed the role of Alexandra "Alli" Fowler on Another World, "where she delivered more dialogue than any other ten-year-old in daytime serials" of the time.
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?MIDIeval Wade Boggs |
bleys |
(4.02) |
4,357 |
2007-04-02 |
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PART TWO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED ABOUT A MONTH AGO, BUT I FELT LIKE THE PLOT JUST WASN'T AIRTIGHT ENOUGH SO I FIRED THE SCRIPTWRITER AND HIRED A NEW GUY. I LIKE THE NEW SCRIPT AND I'M WILLING TO ENTER THE PRODUCTION STAGES, BUT THE MAN I FIRED IS SAYING THAT THE NEW SCRIPT INCORPORATED ELEMENTS FROM THE OLD ONE AND HE'S THREATENING TO SUE IF WE DON'T GIVE HIM A CUT OF THE GROSS PROFITS OF THE YTMND WHEN ITS PUBLISHED. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE PART TWO UNTIL THIS IS SETTLED.
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?banners you never see part 5 |
fadracer2000 |
(4.12) |
10,918 |
2007-05-31 |
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Advertisers will hire you soon
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?MY LIFE FOR AIUR |
Seizurebotz |
(3.64) |
7,145 |
2005-12-04 |
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"My wife for hire!"
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?The Most Badass Thing Of All-Time |
HKK |
(3.85) |
11,112 |
2007-06-02 |
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It was "Dinosaurs For Hire". They all had leather jackets and smoked, and they battled all the people they got paid to battle. It was most certainly more badass. Do a google image search for box art and find out why.
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?The Most Badass Thing Of All-Time |
HKK |
(3.85) |
11,112 |
2007-06-02 |
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so that's two sega genesis games that draw or beat your picture for "the most badass thing of all time". Although, with Iron Maiden, it really is. If there was an iron maiden soundtrack for either 'Dinosaurs For Hire' or 'Comix Zone', you'd be blown out of the goddamn water.
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?London 2012 Fresh Prince of Bel Air |
aNILEator |
(3.29) |
2,903 |
2007-06-05 |
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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIRE PEOPLE WITH MARKETING DEGREES?
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?Secret Spidey Mullet! |
puwayt5 |
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3,739 |
2006-05-24 |
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Born down in a dead mans town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog thats been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the u.s.a., I was born in the u.s.a.
I was born in the u.s.a., born in the u.s.a.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
Born in the u.s..a....
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man said son if it was up to me
Went down to see my v.a. man
He said son, dont you understand
I had a brother at khe sahn
Fighting off the viet cong
Theyre still there, hes all gone
He had a woman he loved in saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
Im ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run aint got nowhere to go
Born in the u.s.a., I was born in the u.s.a.
Born in the u.s.a., Im a long gone daddy in the u.s.a.
Born in the u.s.a., born in the u.s
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?It's Not Over Until... |
mugenmidget |
(3.72) |
10,256 |
2005-06-28 |
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Dumb *ss English Dubb.. sh*t on a Great Anime and turned a profit by hiring No name bums off the street .. Good Job FUNi
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?SNAPE DIES killing Voldemort so Harry can live |
rolloffle |
(3.15) |
98,602 |
2007-06-09 |
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Let's just number a few of the obvious failings in this fake:
1. 'You came through in the end' is pure Americanism.
2. So is 'you saw how Severus went down'.
3. 'quickly looked at both sides' - sh*t English. Should be looked TO both sides.
4. 'someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up' - sh*t grammar. Should be 'someone who DIDN'T care wouldn't have faced up'.
5. 'It's weird but' - more Americanisms.
6. 'I never listened to him or I never' - utterly sh*t English. Should be 'I never listened to him, and I never' or 'I never... nor did I'.
7. 'turned to pay his full attention' - nuh-uh. More crap English. You don't 'pay your full attention'. You give it.
8. 'better than we give him credit for, that's why...' For f*ck's sake. Did you hire a child to do this? There should be a full stop (a period to you Americans) after 'for', and 'that' should start with a capital T. Oh, and it should be 'gave' rather than 'give'.
In summary:
FAIL.
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?Promotion this week at Subway! |
Kouvre |
(4.07) |
9,331 |
2007-03-27 |
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I just had an interview there. If they hire me, I should show them this
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?The purpose of this message |
gnaarf |
(1.38) |
364 |
2007-06-14 |
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1ing. However if an employer actually used YTMND to inform applicants that they were indeed hired, I would 5 every one of them. Because I would indeed wish to work for such a company.
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?How Outback grills their steaks to perfection |
BTape |
(3.18) |
6,742 |
2007-06-15 |
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WELL THAT IS FUTILE BECUASE WITH ALL WORK HE MAKES A SH*T LOAD OF MONEY AND HE BUYS A MANSION AND PROBABLY HIRES LOSER JANITORS LIKE YOU TO DO HIS WORK AND ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE AND I THINK THIS COMMENT IS GOIGN TO GET DOWNVOTED CUZ IT JUST WENT DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
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?Who hired this voice actor? |
bigmac996 |
(4.03) |
35,377 |
2005-07-31 |
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I'm hiring him if I ever make a video game, which I won't.
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?Your ass is grass! |
SMZ |
(3.62) |
1,935 |
2007-06-21 |
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he can hire you to trim the grass. its funny because your Mexican. and Mexicans cut grass.
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?Sonic with Protoss Advice |
Luminar |
(4.15) |
22,553 |
2005-07-21 |
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My wife for hire!
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?Riddick takes a bath. |
VinzClortho |
(3.76) |
8,504 |
2007-06-24 |
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In 1972 Vin Diesel was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire.... Vin Diesel.
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?Jack Thompson |
ViriiK |
(3.18) |
865 |
2007-06-26 |
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f*ck that hire someone to murder him
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