YTMND Search

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The old man wakes up and says, "Come up with your own f*cking idea for a YTMND!!!"

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Offer to cook the old man a delightful meal of beans and cornbread.

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I stroll in with my chest well oiled. I slip the old man a mickey and take advantage. I begin my insterting my large, throbbing c*ck into his mouth, slowly easing my way down his trachea. I begin to unzip the old man's pants. Quickly I grip onto his already depleting erection, I begin pumping away while he sucks my c*ck. The old man's nurse comes in, face like a rhino, starts fingering me in the ass. I ejaculate imeediatly and zip up. I go outside and play basketball with my friends.

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I ACCEPT THE DARE! Sneak into the Old Man's Appartment.

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i would grab my black buttcheeks spread em and shove the old man's face into my goatse

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Yeah... why don;t we follow finding forester and go inside and show our awesome writings just so we get to hear an old man exclaim "You're the man now dog"!

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waste that old man

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He enters the old man's apartment cautiously. The old man greets him. He tells the student that to be a successful writer, he must first be creative. A brief montage ensues. Finally, the student is able to create a flawless ytmnd by the instruction of none other than the father of all fads, Sir Thomas Sean Connery.

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You walk inside the old man's house and he's raping a little girl. You stop him and become a hero. Just kidding. You join the rapist and destroy that little girls uterus. Great success.

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Is the old man Sean Conery?

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I don't feel like being shot by a schizophrenic old man registered with the NRA, so the playground is where I spend most of my days. Then a couple of guys, who were up to no good, starting making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle to Bel-Air".

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Realize that this old man may or may not be in fact J.D. Salinger, smirk to myself, and return home and wonder. The next day, I begin to hustle b-ball in the other boroughs and start making enough money to buy a gold statue replica of Fred Astaire.

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No way dudes, that's the 60 year old man's house that made a kid f*ck him in the *ss in front of his kids.

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Break a plank of wood off a fence, whittle it into a stake, and convince Fat Albert and the gang that the old man is a vampire who needs to die.

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Oh okay, got it. Reclusive old man tells him, "IT'S GON' RAIN!"

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I choose to go into the apartment and see whats the matter,then try to avoid the old,reclusive old man.

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Run into the apartment and blast the old man with a water gun, he transforms into a Snorlax pokemon, gets well annoyed, then mcguyver comes along, with his assistant milton and using the golden stapler of Dragonball z, Staple his *ss to the floor then watch as picard comes in and blasts him with his tommy gun. You then go and have fun with stephanie from lazy town

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He goes in, finds the old man making beans and cornbread, and decides to settle down for what his people have given him.

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I would put on a Nixon mask and go inside and rape the sh*t out of the old man, then Id be all like "I AM NOT A CROOK" when I climaxed inside his ass. Then Id take off the mask and Id be Michael Wolfson and be all like "LOL TROLLED!" Then Id bust the f*cking condom on his chest and leave him feeling used.

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A.) Sneak into the old man's apartment B.) Go rob a gas station C.) Blow your Idaho trumpet and summon the white horsemen from on high to rid the projects of hyphonated cultures

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i would break into his house and rape the old man

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Go to the old mans house, but bring a Molotov c*cktail, and the script to the best story you have ever written (double spaced, 12 pt font, with a CD backup with PDF format).

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Walk into the old man's apartment only to discover Lemon Party. ARRRGGHHHHH!

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You sneak into the apartment and find that the old man is actually a "hologram" of God that only you can see, and he tells you to find three lost relics, one of which is found in Lindsay Lohan's pussy. You get the relics and Lohan and God grants you one wish: You wish that Lohan "OH" face expression wouldn't change. The end. Now...is that PS 89 by any chance?

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You find out that the old man isn't there at the moment, but you see a dead giant enemy crab and flip it over to find $599 US dollars.

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I would walk into the house and still the old mans' diary and read about how he killed his ex-wife. Then I would make a YTMND about it.

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i would say hello to the old man. then i would ask if he knew my father, a hero in the police force. "yes" the old man replies. he begins telling me stories of himself and my father on the police force together.

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the old man is actually a blind samurai n*gg*.

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i go into the old mans apartment building and steal his wifes ashes from the mantelpiece

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I give them all cookies and 5s! including the old man, but afterI win them over I Kill them all.